Dec 19, 2016 10:03 PM
ryukandl
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JDKY
Tonight on to catch a predator...
Happyguy47
It's the national bird of Syria
FaqYewBeesh
...and we never heard from OP ever since.
BonoboHandshake
MURPH DUN LET ME LEAVE
TehSlendy
Is that Rust from modern warfare 2 in the background?
EmotionallyMagnificient
Hey buddy, don't be surprised if some black choppers come and some mean guys get out
nursejr210
Careful, I hear that it has brothers and sisters. Their native tongue is "BRRRRRRRTT-ese"
IHuggedaCorgiToday
They are using sky to hide them
freewaydog
http://imgur.com/owjnWEG
Threecatsoftheapocalypse
"He's just resting..."
TheMrAtlas
Here we see the sand whale resting before it hunts more prey
dakineimages
I'll take things not to stand by in visible light near a combat zone for $100 Alex.
Ksjjjdnaja
Actually laughed out loud
MoustacheRides
finders keepers
somecanuck2016
Unless you're china
TheAdameral
Here in my garage...
WuProgress
...but I'm more proud of these 7 new book shelf...
BaselessRumors
*Fires Hellfire missile internally*
Did you call that up danger close?
crywook
It crashed July 2015 in Iraq. Info here https://theaviationist.com/2015/07/21/mq-1c-gray-eagle-crashed-iraq/
thewiggins
upvote for source
dolphindreamsandsatan
There's a story here...
madge71
Jmeel14
Strangely fitting.
Big8ooty8iches
I'll give you 20 rations for that
FnordGallop
PORTIONS!
haeynous
What about the droid?......um..I'll pay you for him.
AManWhoWasntThere
That is one f*cking huge kite...
Funny enough in my last unit we used our grey eagle neighbors as weather balloons. They flying guys? Yeah? F that, weather's gonna be shit.
JustPlaneWrong
You're allowed to say fecking
ninjaoftheworld
It's cool, if you ask Trump he'll let you keep it.
wherethepunchlineends
This comment is underestimated
Such a top bloke
MyPPHrtz
We're gonna need that back...
BiIICosby
I did not steal your testicles.
RufusFrancis
Lol what a coincidence
Don't you fucking lie to me I know what you put in my drink
You asked for it, you filthy animal!
Emmonosis
Is that rust in the background?
Zainathan
HOWD HE GET OUT OF THE MAP?
PianoMan2112
OMG IT IS! My favorite level...except that one time I spawned and got knifed 10 times in a row. Person doing the knifing loved it though.
MistaJones20
I knew this comment had to be somewhere...
scornfulpidgeon
MUUUUURRRRPPPPHHHH
frequentdot
lol just saw that yesterday too :D
B99Reactions
Here come the tears. Yes I just made someone cry
LikeABonerInSweatpants
Slow down turbo
matyaxx
YES
soggyscone
skipweasel
Are you going to drone on about it all evening?
supersaiyansenpai
Hahahah beat me to it! I should have figured there wasn't a remote chance of it not being done.
Baldylox81
NotGonnaSugarCoat
It followed me home, can I keep it?
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Ain't working out so hot for the Chinese.
SadinDrapic
Im screaming...????????????????
boojotim
Finders keepers
TysonGoesOutside
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Bum bum bum...
glowinthedarkpenis
Dude, RUN! Hardware that aint recovered are usually blown to bits. Except in china
BluddLoard
In America we rig our drones with mini McDonald's. MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THE ENEMY DIABETUS!
newtiresaretheworst
Just ask trump, I'll bet he will say yes.
Bysne
Tychus, is that you?
RyanPrairie88
No
TheRightHonourableSirFapsalot
What breed of dog is that?
ScreamMm
Did u just assume its species????????????????????
Sauroctonus
Whoah, man. People look different all around the globe. You can't go around calling them dogs!
Fonzanoon
It is a tortoise
wayngain
Its a tortoise
Phenome
Kill dog.
ComradeBushtail
Purebread MQ-9 Reaper
TheDauphin
Is that a German Shepherd? - Zach G
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Washed up kyogre
MrCleo
It's a cat in hat
This is an eagle in fact, of the grey variety. Enjoys watching it's prey for hours before devouring it in a rain of hellfire.
Xathraphor
I think it might be autistic.
DOR1057
It is actually the national bird of Syria
NotSoDarkKnight
*most of the middle east
highvisibilitycamouflage
It's a droge
Omg hahahaha i have stomach ache now, laughing so hard
TheRicM
Exceptional comment is exceptional
AlanRodriguezSz
Nice reply is nice
Majorjackov
It looks quite intact for the landing I'm imagining it had
Floorbook
They are designed to stay in the air using minimal energy. If the engine fails they probably glide to land on flat ground with no power
antishark
Such a pain to go get one after its downed..wish we could just blow them up every time.
CptCaptcha
Don't know if I can confirm but don't those just glide on in and crash if they have a mechanical failure?
draco91
They are remotely piloted.
I know lol I pilot drones, but not this kind, just a little smaller, I just heard if they have some sort of failure where they can't (1/?)
Bring them back they go into glide mode as to cause the least amount of damage, the ones I fly have a parachute that will flip the (2/?)
Not sure. I know of an incident where they lost control of a drone and vectored in a fighter to shoot it down.
Drone over to protect the $800,000 payload for the million dollar aircraft when it does come down. (3/3)
Fueselage is pretty intact, radome looks good, wings fairly intact, multi-million dollar payload...total loss lol
VigorousButtstuff
One wing is higher than the other and resting on an engine. Other engine's probably gone. Optics too.
turdferguson74
Only has one rear mounted engine on the fuselage itself. Hard points on the wings allow it to carry payload, in this case, probably fuel
Then it's amazing the thing isn't in bits as it looked like it lost a payload tank.
Doesn't currently have drop tanks, the only declassified payload it carries on the wings are Hellfires.
WarmedProduct
There's no evidence of that behind it either...
GilaMonsieur
Looks like it hung a hard left as it came to a stop. You can see some scrapes in the dirt behind it and to the right.
KjTheLightning
you also see it's tilted on the left, implying the left wing got damaged.
Yeah, I'm thinking maybe it caught a rock or a hill and twisted to a stop like a skier.
TylerPowell89
they are either going to try and destroy it (I.e. Bomb) or send a unit to recover it. Wouldn't want to be there either way!
mistakenforpizza
They actually have a built-in self destruct device so if they feel it could fall into enemy hands they'd just blow it up no need for bombs
Does said self destruct create a huge fiery explosion??
Cravanicus
It implodes on itself creating a black hole that also implodes upon itself. Poof, disappears!
Probably not the safest place to be.
Drenlin
The other pictures of this showed Iraqi officials nearby. It was under friendly control, so no need to strike it.
thehungriestandy
Yeah that's the face of a man who's already been bombed by another one of those
Juantapman
Didn't they bomb the last drone that went down? The Global Hawk?
theoneding
Self destruct in 5,4,3,2,....
XenocidalManiac
Hm hellfire incoming... not a fun way to end your day
NowImJustAnotherTexan
lol he's living in (I'm assuming) the Middle East during times of extreme turmoil, the whole area is not a safe place
R3C0NXD45
Just because you're in an already unsafe place doesn't mean you can't put yourself in an area much less safe than others
Juddyouclown
Several different parties are on their way to retrieve it and will kill each other to make sure they take it home.
SidneyHarbor
Trust me, sitting next to a downed US UAV is dramatically more dangerous than simply being in whatever country he's in.
harambedaycare
The drone shouldn't be there. The arrogance of US... It's HIS country. How dare he look at US weapons of terror that kill 90% civilians.
Fairdinkums
Yeah i was gonna say, I'm almost positive they'd be sending some heavy hitters to pick that shit up and fast!
alexwrath
Pick it up? Pretty sure they'd just blow it up
JonatanFuglevaag
Depends on the location, but yeah if recovery is considered unviable they'll strike it or engineers will swing by and dispose of it.
Cool i didn't know they did that!
I know "engineer" is the correct term, but my inner toddler just wants to call them "make go boom dudes".
That's not far off from what your average enthusiastic combat engineer thinks himself from my impression. Haha
josh7locke8888
America will be there in 5 to pick it up.
vobra
Distribute it across the desert in a million pieces
NiteRhys
More likely to blow it up
SeanSweat
Ditto, reconstructed a very similar event
strippersnoopy
That's exactly what will happen. Its easier (and safer) to blow it up than to try and recover it.
CarpetShark
As someone who works in the Intel community, can confirm. He should get very far away.
Jetsonn
Your life must be very interesting.
Back2theFUPA
Or China, apparently
unfeaxgettable
"They can have it." -Donald J
dukenukemforpresident
Hits red button for self destruct
johncenainatubofchocolate
Underrated comment of the day
Pixelboyable
4
3
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Rexwar
Spanish Inquisition
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Having done drone recovery on QRF missions before I can tell you that it can really ruin your day if you're caught fucking around near one.
StandardDeviant
Unless you're in Iran, then the US ain't gon do shit
minerhole
You can stop the Drone fetish people come near and fuck near those Drones
Story time kids.
GiveAManASandwichAndHeIsFullForADay
Storytime?
hesaidsarcastically
Okay, but afterwards I'll have to kill all of imgur.
Good_luck_im_behind_7_proxies.png
So how fast would he have been smeared across this desert, exactly? Like I'm talking feet per second
1776 fps
ChrisMendez123
Brilliant
Mmmm the sweet speed of freedom.
I'm just gonna sit here and savor this if you don't mind, thanks
Can't speak to current SOP but when was deploying in early / mid 2000 we didn't fuck around with MAM. If there were any in the vicinity 1/2
when some shit went down you can pretty much guarantee they were getting taken into custody at the very least.
Oh btw, thank you for your service :) I myself plan to join the military in he coming years and I'm more than grateful to those who have 1
Yeah I can't imagine the ROE's allowed you to just scorch the earth if someone was chilling by a downed drone. Probably came close, though.
JDKY
Tonight on to catch a predator...
Happyguy47
It's the national bird of Syria
FaqYewBeesh
...and we never heard from OP ever since.
BonoboHandshake
MURPH DUN LET ME LEAVE
TehSlendy
Is that Rust from modern warfare 2 in the background?
EmotionallyMagnificient
Hey buddy, don't be surprised if some black choppers come and some mean guys get out
nursejr210
Careful, I hear that it has brothers and sisters. Their native tongue is "BRRRRRRRTT-ese"
IHuggedaCorgiToday
They are using sky to hide them
freewaydog
http://imgur.com/owjnWEG
Threecatsoftheapocalypse
"He's just resting..."
TheMrAtlas
Here we see the sand whale resting before it hunts more prey
dakineimages
I'll take things not to stand by in visible light near a combat zone for $100 Alex.
Ksjjjdnaja
Actually laughed out loud
MoustacheRides
finders keepers
somecanuck2016
Unless you're china
TheAdameral
Here in my garage...
WuProgress
...but I'm more proud of these 7 new book shelf...
BaselessRumors
*Fires Hellfire missile internally*
Ksjjjdnaja
Did you call that up danger close?
crywook
It crashed July 2015 in Iraq. Info here https://theaviationist.com/2015/07/21/mq-1c-gray-eagle-crashed-iraq/
thewiggins
upvote for source
dolphindreamsandsatan
There's a story here...
madge71
Jmeel14
Strangely fitting.
Big8ooty8iches
I'll give you 20 rations for that
FnordGallop
PORTIONS!
haeynous
What about the droid?......um..I'll pay you for him.
AManWhoWasntThere
That is one f*cking huge kite...
Ksjjjdnaja
Funny enough in my last unit we used our grey eagle neighbors as weather balloons. They flying guys? Yeah? F that, weather's gonna be shit.
JustPlaneWrong
You're allowed to say fecking
ninjaoftheworld
It's cool, if you ask Trump he'll let you keep it.
wherethepunchlineends
ryukandl
Such a top bloke
MyPPHrtz
We're gonna need that back...
BiIICosby
I did not steal your testicles.
RufusFrancis
Lol what a coincidence
MyPPHrtz
Don't you fucking lie to me I know what you put in my drink
BiIICosby
You asked for it, you filthy animal!
Emmonosis
Is that rust in the background?
Zainathan
HOWD HE GET OUT OF THE MAP?
PianoMan2112
OMG IT IS! My favorite level...except that one time I spawned and got knifed 10 times in a row. Person doing the knifing loved it though.
MistaJones20
I knew this comment had to be somewhere...
scornfulpidgeon
MUUUUURRRRPPPPHHHH
frequentdot
lol just saw that yesterday too :D
B99Reactions
Here come the tears. Yes I just made someone cry
LikeABonerInSweatpants
Slow down turbo
matyaxx
YES
soggyscone
skipweasel
Are you going to drone on about it all evening?
supersaiyansenpai
Hahahah beat me to it! I should have figured there wasn't a remote chance of it not being done.
Baldylox81
NotGonnaSugarCoat
It followed me home, can I keep it?
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Ain't working out so hot for the Chinese.
SadinDrapic
Im screaming...????????????????
boojotim
Finders keepers
TysonGoesOutside
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Bum bum bum...
glowinthedarkpenis
Dude, RUN! Hardware that aint recovered are usually blown to bits. Except in china
BluddLoard
In America we rig our drones with mini McDonald's. MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THE ENEMY DIABETUS!
newtiresaretheworst
Just ask trump, I'll bet he will say yes.
Bysne
Tychus, is that you?
RyanPrairie88
No
TheRightHonourableSirFapsalot
What breed of dog is that?
ScreamMm
Did u just assume its species????????????????????
Sauroctonus
Whoah, man. People look different all around the globe. You can't go around calling them dogs!
Fonzanoon
It is a tortoise
wayngain
Its a tortoise
Phenome
Kill dog.
ComradeBushtail
Purebread MQ-9 Reaper
TheDauphin
Is that a German Shepherd? - Zach G
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Washed up kyogre
MrCleo
It's a cat in hat
Ksjjjdnaja
This is an eagle in fact, of the grey variety. Enjoys watching it's prey for hours before devouring it in a rain of hellfire.
Xathraphor
I think it might be autistic.
DOR1057
It is actually the national bird of Syria
NotSoDarkKnight
*most of the middle east
highvisibilitycamouflage
It's a droge
SadinDrapic
Omg hahahaha i have stomach ache now, laughing so hard
TheRicM
Exceptional comment is exceptional
AlanRodriguezSz
Nice reply is nice
Majorjackov
It looks quite intact for the landing I'm imagining it had
Floorbook
They are designed to stay in the air using minimal energy. If the engine fails they probably glide to land on flat ground with no power
antishark
Such a pain to go get one after its downed..wish we could just blow them up every time.
CptCaptcha
Don't know if I can confirm but don't those just glide on in and crash if they have a mechanical failure?
draco91
They are remotely piloted.
CptCaptcha
I know lol I pilot drones, but not this kind, just a little smaller, I just heard if they have some sort of failure where they can't (1/?)
CptCaptcha
Bring them back they go into glide mode as to cause the least amount of damage, the ones I fly have a parachute that will flip the (2/?)
draco91
Not sure. I know of an incident where they lost control of a drone and vectored in a fighter to shoot it down.
CptCaptcha
Drone over to protect the $800,000 payload for the million dollar aircraft when it does come down. (3/3)
Ksjjjdnaja
Fueselage is pretty intact, radome looks good, wings fairly intact, multi-million dollar payload...total loss lol
VigorousButtstuff
One wing is higher than the other and resting on an engine. Other engine's probably gone. Optics too.
turdferguson74
Only has one rear mounted engine on the fuselage itself. Hard points on the wings allow it to carry payload, in this case, probably fuel
VigorousButtstuff
Then it's amazing the thing isn't in bits as it looked like it lost a payload tank.
Ksjjjdnaja
Doesn't currently have drop tanks, the only declassified payload it carries on the wings are Hellfires.
WarmedProduct
There's no evidence of that behind it either...
GilaMonsieur
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Looks like it hung a hard left as it came to a stop. You can see some scrapes in the dirt behind it and to the right.
KjTheLightning
you also see it's tilted on the left, implying the left wing got damaged.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Yeah, I'm thinking maybe it caught a rock or a hill and twisted to a stop like a skier.
TylerPowell89
they are either going to try and destroy it (I.e. Bomb) or send a unit to recover it. Wouldn't want to be there either way!
mistakenforpizza
They actually have a built-in self destruct device so if they feel it could fall into enemy hands they'd just blow it up no need for bombs
TylerPowell89
Does said self destruct create a huge fiery explosion??
Cravanicus
It implodes on itself creating a black hole that also implodes upon itself. Poof, disappears!
freewaydog
Probably not the safest place to be.
Drenlin
The other pictures of this showed Iraqi officials nearby. It was under friendly control, so no need to strike it.
thehungriestandy
Yeah that's the face of a man who's already been bombed by another one of those
Juantapman
Didn't they bomb the last drone that went down? The Global Hawk?
theoneding
Self destruct in 5,4,3,2,....
XenocidalManiac
Hm hellfire incoming... not a fun way to end your day
NowImJustAnotherTexan
lol he's living in (I'm assuming) the Middle East during times of extreme turmoil, the whole area is not a safe place
R3C0NXD45
Just because you're in an already unsafe place doesn't mean you can't put yourself in an area much less safe than others
Juddyouclown
Several different parties are on their way to retrieve it and will kill each other to make sure they take it home.
SidneyHarbor
Trust me, sitting next to a downed US UAV is dramatically more dangerous than simply being in whatever country he's in.
harambedaycare
The drone shouldn't be there. The arrogance of US... It's HIS country. How dare he look at US weapons of terror that kill 90% civilians.
Fairdinkums
Yeah i was gonna say, I'm almost positive they'd be sending some heavy hitters to pick that shit up and fast!
alexwrath
Pick it up? Pretty sure they'd just blow it up
JonatanFuglevaag
Depends on the location, but yeah if recovery is considered unviable they'll strike it or engineers will swing by and dispose of it.
Fairdinkums
Cool i didn't know they did that!
alexwrath
I know "engineer" is the correct term, but my inner toddler just wants to call them "make go boom dudes".
JonatanFuglevaag
That's not far off from what your average enthusiastic combat engineer thinks himself from my impression. Haha
josh7locke8888
America will be there in 5 to pick it up.
vobra
Distribute it across the desert in a million pieces
NiteRhys
More likely to blow it up
SeanSweat
Ditto, reconstructed a very similar event
strippersnoopy
That's exactly what will happen. Its easier (and safer) to blow it up than to try and recover it.
CarpetShark
As someone who works in the Intel community, can confirm. He should get very far away.
Jetsonn
Your life must be very interesting.
Back2theFUPA
Or China, apparently
unfeaxgettable
"They can have it." -Donald J
dukenukemforpresident
Hits red button for self destruct
johncenainatubofchocolate
Underrated comment of the day
Pixelboyable
4
Pixelboyable
3
Pixelboyable
2
Rexwar
Spanish Inquisition
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Having done drone recovery on QRF missions before I can tell you that it can really ruin your day if you're caught fucking around near one.
StandardDeviant
Unless you're in Iran, then the US ain't gon do shit
minerhole
You can stop the Drone fetish people come near and fuck near those Drones
Juantapman
Story time kids.
GiveAManASandwichAndHeIsFullForADay
Storytime?
hesaidsarcastically
Okay, but afterwards I'll have to kill all of imgur.
GiveAManASandwichAndHeIsFullForADay
Good_luck_im_behind_7_proxies.png
thehungriestandy
So how fast would he have been smeared across this desert, exactly? Like I'm talking feet per second
NotSoDarkKnight
1776 fps
ChrisMendez123
Brilliant
Juddyouclown
Mmmm the sweet speed of freedom.
thehungriestandy
I'm just gonna sit here and savor this if you don't mind, thanks
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Can't speak to current SOP but when was deploying in early / mid 2000 we didn't fuck around with MAM. If there were any in the vicinity 1/2
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
when some shit went down you can pretty much guarantee they were getting taken into custody at the very least.
thehungriestandy
Oh btw, thank you for your service :) I myself plan to join the military in he coming years and I'm more than grateful to those who have 1
thehungriestandy
Yeah I can't imagine the ROE's allowed you to just scorch the earth if someone was chilling by a downed drone. Probably came close, though.