Feb 7, 2021 11:37 PM
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Ryanator50
and then we'll finally get to see his canonical death 0.5 seconds later.
DrLOAC
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artisviolent
phillipsnelson
CerisCinderwolf
He absolutely could show up as an elderly/on deathbed Gungan slave on Tatooine or something. Would be a nod but could be done well.
DarthSeraphim
hotdoginathermos
FireSolvesProblems
I'd be down for this.
rationalremission
Probably not, because of the whole "perpetuating negative stereotypes" thing, but I loved Jar Jar, but I shouldn't talk about that, I think
Jonnoatpeace
Dark jar jar
LiterallyAWizard
Darth Darth Binks
CloudMax11
800 years before his birth
JustAPileOfCats
I would actually be really interested in seeing an old, jaded, world weary Jar Jar get a redemption arc. If Mayfeld can get one, he can too.
Deaghaidh
Honestly I have such faith in the Mandolorian team that I would kind of like to see them do this. And I HATE the prequels
HEISENBERGunderwood
thehatter10x6
He gets a raw deal in legends, being a destitute street performer
RyanH42
That's his canon ending.
Dagordae
In legends he just sort of vanishes. Not he mysteriously disappears one day, the EU just ignores him. He was a senator on Coruscant when the
Rebellion moved in but never again appears after that.
Thetiredmechanic
It would be good if they put him in The Mandalorian. He would finally have a canon death.
McDerpNderp
rileyb402
I normally just giggle at these... But you got me fucked up
ArkoneAxon
Frankly, I WANT to see him show up again. And turn out to have been a Sith the whole time. Hell, I want him to reveal his motivation being>
"the Jedi were never good guys. They were totally okay with slavery, racism, and oppression. They were arrogant aristocrats needing a fall."
IAMTH3HYPE
If I remember, he retired to a quiet life in shame
spooktree
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
ElroyJetsonEsq
OmniXBro
DO NOT WANT
MalsigmaImaginationBandit
Why people hating on my favorite jumpy boi?
ironjudas
BadBabby
This as top comment, not scrolling down on the phone app... that's a penis.
sliveroflight
I was going to upvote but it's at 666 upvotes with no downvotes.
mrshinethediamond
God these were such fun movies
quzar
Don't worry, new canon is to take everything as literally as possible, so Senator Binks was dissolved.
SlyMrFox
In some viscous liquid I hope?
VibratingNipples
and jar jar can still be a sith
Arcanum3000
He's basically just a head with a bunch of mismatched mechanical parts due to him accidentally cutting his own bits off.
IWasACatAllAlong
Honestly, it would be fun to see him again. But you know, with much smarter writing. Less of him being dumber than a door knob.
AnonOmis1000
He didn't seem that dumb. Just cowardly.
Maybe it's because he has 1/10 luck for stats. He did seem very clumsy and uh... drooly.
SkepticMech
I think you're confused, everything *but* luck was his dump stat. Dude can't walk 5ft without falling down, but in doing so, he'll set off >
a chain reaction that destroys armies.
truespartangaming
in cannon Binks is returned to outcast status due to his involvement of helping Palpatine gain power in the senate. He is basically a
homeless street performer on the streets of Theed. Older citizens dislike him, children are amused by him.
morelikeconsham
That seems like straight fan service, truth be told.
More than dislike him, they practically unperson him. They out and out refuse to say him name in the very rare case that a kid can get them
to acknowledge that he exists.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
He's Freddy Kruger?
Ngugi
royce32
Jar jar is the key to all of this!
leocldemelo
What was the contex for him to say that ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFqFLo_bYq0
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Ugh.... I get that he made the entire universe but it would’ve been nice if he just made it and then fucked off like any real god.
thelazyninja
Any of Jar Jar's lines. *chef's kiss* Perfection.
DiaryOfAFatKid
He was constantly saying that while discussing the movies in production.
Aturtlewizard
But if he does show up his canon death could happen in the Mandalorian. Fuck Fav could even give a nod to fans and give us Darth Jar-Jar.
It ain't gonna happen but its nice to dream.
NacLac
*shows up* Boba blasts him. Credits.
TheVampireDante
Darth Binks appears and makes a speech, then gets decapitated. Mace Windu standing behind him, saber drawn. "Never did like that clown..."
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Uhhh. Aren't you missing his signature phrase?
He never said it in Star Wars, but his expression in the scene could be used to convey it.
True true... I would have thought an equivelant would have been said in the EU. Guess we need a holocron with him saying it.
EvilKrikkit
That's true. He is on some planet being a street mime.
NotNotDeadpool
That was the worst, make him a sith lord. It would have been perfect
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
*Heesaa on some super heavy planet
LazyLaplace
I hope it was Alderaan
Somnophobe
Knew he was evil.
MvrdrH0rn3t
As long as he doesn't talk lol
LumpWithaLeafHat
They could have his voice drop and it would at least be tolerable. Like maybe he was young and hadn't his gungan puberty yet?
DrewtheDrew
Still on Naboo and everyone's who's old enough there hate him.
ameranthe
He performs to entertain war orphans, because he wants to do something good. Everyone hates him, he knows he fucked up, bad.
Mechwarrior719
“Hiya dare, everybody!” “Hey Jar Jar, remember when you led the vote directly leading to Palatine becoming emperor? Fuck you.”
waffleresidence
Pretty tragic tho, he is a self exiled “fool” trying to bring back enough happiness to make up for the suffering he put into power
iluvdis
Should... should we tell him....?
Operation Cinder. I know. Im sorry. But. There's a chance..
iamspartan1262
Que?
Ryanator50
and then we'll finally get to see his canonical death 0.5 seconds later.
DrLOAC
artisviolent
phillipsnelson
CerisCinderwolf
He absolutely could show up as an elderly/on deathbed Gungan slave on Tatooine or something. Would be a nod but could be done well.
DarthSeraphim
hotdoginathermos
FireSolvesProblems
I'd be down for this.
rationalremission
Probably not, because of the whole "perpetuating negative stereotypes" thing, but I loved Jar Jar, but I shouldn't talk about that, I think
Jonnoatpeace
Dark jar jar
LiterallyAWizard
Darth Darth Binks
CloudMax11
800 years before his birth
JustAPileOfCats
I would actually be really interested in seeing an old, jaded, world weary Jar Jar get a redemption arc. If Mayfeld can get one, he can too.
Deaghaidh
Honestly I have such faith in the Mandolorian team that I would kind of like to see them do this. And I HATE the prequels
HEISENBERGunderwood
thehatter10x6
He gets a raw deal in legends, being a destitute street performer
RyanH42
That's his canon ending.
Dagordae
In legends he just sort of vanishes. Not he mysteriously disappears one day, the EU just ignores him. He was a senator on Coruscant when the
Dagordae
Rebellion moved in but never again appears after that.
Thetiredmechanic
It would be good if they put him in The Mandalorian. He would finally have a canon death.
McDerpNderp
rileyb402
I normally just giggle at these... But you got me fucked up
ArkoneAxon
Frankly, I WANT to see him show up again. And turn out to have been a Sith the whole time. Hell, I want him to reveal his motivation being>
ArkoneAxon
"the Jedi were never good guys. They were totally okay with slavery, racism, and oppression. They were arrogant aristocrats needing a fall."
IAMTH3HYPE
If I remember, he retired to a quiet life in shame
spooktree
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
ElroyJetsonEsq
OmniXBro
DO NOT WANT
MalsigmaImaginationBandit
Why people hating on my favorite jumpy boi?
ironjudas
BadBabby
This as top comment, not scrolling down on the phone app... that's a penis.
sliveroflight
I was going to upvote but it's at 666 upvotes with no downvotes.
mrshinethediamond
God these were such fun movies
quzar
Don't worry, new canon is to take everything as literally as possible, so Senator Binks was dissolved.
SlyMrFox
In some viscous liquid I hope?
VibratingNipples
and jar jar can still be a sith
Arcanum3000
He's basically just a head with a bunch of mismatched mechanical parts due to him accidentally cutting his own bits off.
IWasACatAllAlong
Honestly, it would be fun to see him again. But you know, with much smarter writing. Less of him being dumber than a door knob.
AnonOmis1000
He didn't seem that dumb. Just cowardly.
IWasACatAllAlong
Maybe it's because he has 1/10 luck for stats. He did seem very clumsy and uh... drooly.
SkepticMech
I think you're confused, everything *but* luck was his dump stat. Dude can't walk 5ft without falling down, but in doing so, he'll set off >
SkepticMech
a chain reaction that destroys armies.
truespartangaming
in cannon Binks is returned to outcast status due to his involvement of helping Palpatine gain power in the senate. He is basically a
truespartangaming
homeless street performer on the streets of Theed. Older citizens dislike him, children are amused by him.
morelikeconsham
That seems like straight fan service, truth be told.
Dagordae
More than dislike him, they practically unperson him. They out and out refuse to say him name in the very rare case that a kid can get them
Dagordae
to acknowledge that he exists.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
He's Freddy Kruger?
Ngugi
royce32
Jar jar is the key to all of this!
leocldemelo
What was the contex for him to say that ?
Ngugi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFqFLo_bYq0
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Ugh.... I get that he made the entire universe but it would’ve been nice if he just made it and then fucked off like any real god.
thelazyninja
Any of Jar Jar's lines. *chef's kiss* Perfection.
DiaryOfAFatKid
He was constantly saying that while discussing the movies in production.
Aturtlewizard
But if he does show up his canon death could happen in the Mandalorian. Fuck Fav could even give a nod to fans and give us Darth Jar-Jar.
Aturtlewizard
It ain't gonna happen but its nice to dream.
NacLac
*shows up* Boba blasts him. Credits.
TheVampireDante
Darth Binks appears and makes a speech, then gets decapitated. Mace Windu standing behind him, saber drawn. "Never did like that clown..."
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Uhhh. Aren't you missing his signature phrase?
TheVampireDante
He never said it in Star Wars, but his expression in the scene could be used to convey it.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
True true... I would have thought an equivelant would have been said in the EU. Guess we need a holocron with him saying it.
EvilKrikkit
That's true. He is on some planet being a street mime.
NotNotDeadpool
That was the worst, make him a sith lord. It would have been perfect
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
*Heesaa on some super heavy planet
LazyLaplace
I hope it was Alderaan
Somnophobe
Knew he was evil.
MvrdrH0rn3t
As long as he doesn't talk lol
LumpWithaLeafHat
They could have his voice drop and it would at least be tolerable. Like maybe he was young and hadn't his gungan puberty yet?
DrewtheDrew
Still on Naboo and everyone's who's old enough there hate him.
ameranthe
He performs to entertain war orphans, because he wants to do something good. Everyone hates him, he knows he fucked up, bad.
Mechwarrior719
“Hiya dare, everybody!” “Hey Jar Jar, remember when you led the vote directly leading to Palatine becoming emperor? Fuck you.”
waffleresidence
Pretty tragic tho, he is a self exiled “fool” trying to bring back enough happiness to make up for the suffering he put into power
iluvdis
Should... should we tell him....?
iluvdis
Operation Cinder. I know. Im sorry. But. There's a chance..
iamspartan1262
Que?