NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Feb 7, 2021 11:37 PM

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and then we'll finally get to see his canonical death 0.5 seconds later.

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He absolutely could show up as an elderly/on deathbed Gungan slave on Tatooine or something. Would be a nod but could be done well.

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I'd be down for this.

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Probably not, because of the whole "perpetuating negative stereotypes" thing, but I loved Jar Jar, but I shouldn't talk about that, I think

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Dark jar jar

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Darth Darth Binks

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800 years before his birth

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I would actually be really interested in seeing an old, jaded, world weary Jar Jar get a redemption arc. If Mayfeld can get one, he can too.

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Honestly I have such faith in the Mandolorian team that I would kind of like to see them do this. And I HATE the prequels

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He gets a raw deal in legends, being a destitute street performer

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That's his canon ending.

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In legends he just sort of vanishes. Not he mysteriously disappears one day, the EU just ignores him. He was a senator on Coruscant when the

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Rebellion moved in but never again appears after that.

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It would be good if they put him in The Mandalorian. He would finally have a canon death.

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I normally just giggle at these... But you got me fucked up

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Frankly, I WANT to see him show up again. And turn out to have been a Sith the whole time. Hell, I want him to reveal his motivation being>

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"the Jedi were never good guys. They were totally okay with slavery, racism, and oppression. They were arrogant aristocrats needing a fall."

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If I remember, he retired to a quiet life in shame

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DO NOT WANT

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Why people hating on my favorite jumpy boi?

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This as top comment, not scrolling down on the phone app... that's a penis.

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I was going to upvote but it's at 666 upvotes with no downvotes.

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God these were such fun movies

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Don't worry, new canon is to take everything as literally as possible, so Senator Binks was dissolved.

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In some viscous liquid I hope?

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and jar jar can still be a sith

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He's basically just a head with a bunch of mismatched mechanical parts due to him accidentally cutting his own bits off.

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Honestly, it would be fun to see him again. But you know, with much smarter writing. Less of him being dumber than a door knob.

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He didn't seem that dumb. Just cowardly.

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Maybe it's because he has 1/10 luck for stats. He did seem very clumsy and uh... drooly.

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I think you're confused, everything *but* luck was his dump stat. Dude can't walk 5ft without falling down, but in doing so, he'll set off >

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a chain reaction that destroys armies.

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in cannon Binks is returned to outcast status due to his involvement of helping Palpatine gain power in the senate. He is basically a

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homeless street performer on the streets of Theed. Older citizens dislike him, children are amused by him.

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That seems like straight fan service, truth be told.

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More than dislike him, they practically unperson him. They out and out refuse to say him name in the very rare case that a kid can get them

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to acknowledge that he exists.

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He's Freddy Kruger?

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Jar jar is the key to all of this!

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What was the contex for him to say that ?

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Ugh.... I get that he made the entire universe but it would’ve been nice if he just made it and then fucked off like any real god.

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Any of Jar Jar's lines. *chef's kiss* Perfection.

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He was constantly saying that while discussing the movies in production.

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But if he does show up his canon death could happen in the Mandalorian. Fuck Fav could even give a nod to fans and give us Darth Jar-Jar.

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It ain't gonna happen but its nice to dream.

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*shows up* Boba blasts him. Credits.

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Darth Binks appears and makes a speech, then gets decapitated. Mace Windu standing behind him, saber drawn. "Never did like that clown..."

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Uhhh. Aren't you missing his signature phrase?

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He never said it in Star Wars, but his expression in the scene could be used to convey it.

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True true... I would have thought an equivelant would have been said in the EU. Guess we need a holocron with him saying it.

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That's true. He is on some planet being a street mime.

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That was the worst, make him a sith lord. It would have been perfect

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*Heesaa on some super heavy planet

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I hope it was Alderaan

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Knew he was evil.

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As long as he doesn't talk lol

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They could have his voice drop and it would at least be tolerable. Like maybe he was young and hadn't his gungan puberty yet?

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Still on Naboo and everyone's who's old enough there hate him.

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He performs to entertain war orphans, because he wants to do something good. Everyone hates him, he knows he fucked up, bad.

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“Hiya dare, everybody!” “Hey Jar Jar, remember when you led the vote directly leading to Palatine becoming emperor? Fuck you.”

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Pretty tragic tho, he is a self exiled “fool” trying to bring back enough happiness to make up for the suffering he put into power

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Should... should we tell him....?

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Operation Cinder. I know. Im sorry. But. There's a chance..

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Que?

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