A large phone poopity doopity

Mar 5, 2017 2:08 PM

ifyouwereahotdog

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notucksgiven

Affect*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone

#31 Might be because my friends allow me to eat and talk in peace and I can even go to the bathroom without them causing property damage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

swegcity

I know this is a weird thing to say...but I think you're my soulmate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

spiceass9000

it's the style cut it's in bro, you gotta get the one that's all like trimmed to ure hips and tits and shit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bigdavy05

+1 for fartled, I laughed way too much at that !

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Furgl

#21 Is that Benedryl Cucumbersnatch?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ErinFromTheOffice

TIL Michael Jordan and bears have interchangable eyes:

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 3

theholyinquisition

Because keeping crimes secret is funny!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

AntiTrollPatrol

The different ways Justin and Jimmy do cowbell is in direct correlation to how they are in bed...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coronacoma

#13 "JEZU..... ahum... i... meant dear god"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ifyouwereahotdog

Sigh, thats me. Over zealously clicked and once i realized it was there, well, fuck it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HolyHellJezebel

I haven't seen a couple of these. Good job.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

ifyouwereahotdog

There are a couple i didn't mean to include but here we are

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LonelyBrannigan

#2 again, built like that, girl would have no problem

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

gingrbred

What if it's a dude.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

swegcity

Im built like that and I have problems

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LonelyBrannigan

Then the problem isn't looks perhaps?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fartbuttfart

The girl in the selfie looks like a real life Tina Belcher.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ifyouwereahotdog

Thats me irl hahhabaha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

fartbuttfart

Beautiful dog!! Also, is your username by any chance a reference to "If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself??"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ifyouwereahotdog

Stop jerking me around norm, it's a simple question

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ifyouwereahotdog

Also, yes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0