The best thing to happen in an airport, ever.

Jul 20, 2017 6:13 PM

Silliosophical

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The best thing to happen in an airport

Also kicked off UA eh?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

You accidentally added "in an airport" to the title. Go ahead and remove it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Puppy breath! I'd miss my flight too..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who spilled puppers?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Airbuddies?!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

To be honest, "the best thing to happen in n airport, ever" is a pretty low bar to set.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd never make it to my flight unless someone picked me up and carried away. And also patted me down for trying to smuggle one of them out.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I don't normally say this, but I'd fly United for this.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

MRW. As a full grown adult man.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Air buddies.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I am inclined to agree.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

OMG ONE IS IN THE ROLLING SUITCASE!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look at that splattage! So cute!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Puppy spill at gate 1.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Someone spilled puppies all over the damn floor

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ugh I hate it when I spill my puppies at the Airport! It's always when I'm already running late, too

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Oh my god I love that there's a little stuffed one too!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Which one?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like a lab test experiment.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

tests show sending children as baggage is not recommended

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a golden opportunity for some dog related puns. I am having a ruff time thinking of one, though. Can someone throw me a bone?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Don’t terrier yourself up. Most dog puns are a mastiff waste of time, but some are grrrr-ate. It’s getting out of hound, to say the leashed.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

+1 for effort guys

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see someone have been trying to smuggle contraband puppies again, huh?

8 years ago | Likes 373 Dislikes 2

Someone's into illegal Pugs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

snuggle*

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Those sick fucks.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Right? This world is going to hell...in a big fluffy handbasket

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Yeah, look how they are all drugged

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every time I see a golden retriever, I upvote

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

:D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoa golden retriever senpai noticed me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would quite likely miss my flight

8 years ago | Likes 1742 Dislikes 7

Unless they were on your flight :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just let the pilots know and they'll join you.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, someone spilled puppies all over the damn floor.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are good dogs

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

worth it

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Totally!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Likely? You mean "definitely".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go back home after 3 hours... "shit was supposed to be vacationing in Jamaica.... oh, well"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

now I'm just vacationing at the airport terminal...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now THAT is a layover!

8 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 3

This is my first time witnessing Keanu Reeves smile... and I'm not sure I like it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watch Bill and Ted's. His smile is awesome

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why God punishes Keanu Reeves. Not because he's a terrible person, but because when he's happy he smiles like that.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

from Devil's Advocate. I was convinced that is Keanu's true big smile face the first time I saw that movie. Still am.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

More like layROVER! Amiright?!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

A little off the wall here, but this gif goes really well with "666 t" from Bon Iver's album 22, A Million.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

*Brant.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*bront

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brunt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to boop all their noses

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*snoots

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shit you're right

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love that one of the puppies has a puppy!

8 years ago | Likes 826 Dislikes 6

I just noticed the gray kat Webkinz before the plush puppy. Now I want to find my grey cat

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pupception

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have a pic of my cat and his cat. It's like a family photo, he set up the pose and everything

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everyone needs a puppy

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And one has a kitty!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

damn straight

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I gotta know. Are they actually smiling or is this some foul trickery. If it is then lie to me because I need this.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

It's an advertisement by some Aussie detergent or soap thingo

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

haha "foul trickery" what a ridiculous phrase. but it's no fowl trickery, bc it's bunnies. bamboozled again

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

He didn't say fowl though?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it was a joke, but obviously a bad one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are actually smiling

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Got any sauce for that?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

refer to the last statement made by "TheRealJohnJacob" and you got your sauce..........(I don't wanna tag 'em bc then they would kno)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Idk about the bunnies, but my dog grins like that all the time. It's the cutest. You can see his tiny little puppy cheeks.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Puppy cheeks!! Squeeeee!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I demand evidence.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Dog doot dot...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

. You can see a half assed smile here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

. I kind of figured it out. I don't have one of him smiling on here currently, but those teeth :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This might be stupid, but I only use Mobil and I don't know how to post pics in comments

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You heard the man. Pics or it didn't happen.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hand-delivered a goldie pup for a friend years ago; that pup got more chick time in two hours at the airport, than I had in a decade.

8 years ago | Likes 431 Dislikes 5

My sister used to borrow my mom's pug to walk with her pug for her single friends to meet dudes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recently got a lab puppy and HOLY SHIT I should've gotten one when I was single!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So true. My pupper even had a busload of girls stop to pet him. Kind of unfair, but he is a good boy and deserves it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agree when Even I feel horny I just take my Pom for a walk in the park. He's good at finding hot morally challenged girls. Best wingman ever

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I kinda feel like he knows what he's doing. Like I get you dis birch you get me one right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They say that walking a dog is a great way to meet new people in your area. Being a responsible dog owner makes a good impression.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Absolutely true

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw people jump out of moving cars, run from restaurants, & miss trains to pet the goldie pup I dogsat once. They're crack.

8 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 2

Barkfetamines.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/Yplvq It took me two and a half hours to walk a mile when she was a puppy...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a golden retriever breeder can confirm puppys are magnets for attention.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Get an exceptional social puppy and watch was those girls maternal instincts hit full overdrive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice, so you mean to tell me a golden retriever is in fact a pussy retriever!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who the he'll runs from restaurants? Like ahhh the food is so bad here! Oh look a puppy!!! Than they run lmao

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was urban city living, so you could run from your table, pet a stranger goldie, & then run back to your food without missing much.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Odd, but pretty much a daily occurance.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I left a line at a resturant to pet a corgi on the patio of the resturant next door.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's crazy to me. Dogsat my mums lardbutt goldie cutie and had hard looking dudes asking to breed her. The sweetest little shits.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

...phrasing?

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8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

ummmmmmmmmm

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Oh, they definitely were probably going to steal her for fights if it was a different time of day but I had my SO as safety.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think the fucky part was about your phrasing. Sounded like the hard-looking dudes wanted to really *breed* her, you know?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0