Bite my rusted metal -

Aug 24, 2023 4:04 PM

DCA4242

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2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess owning a casino with black jack and hookers can leave you like this.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I was enjoying it until you two showed up"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How do we know that isn’t Flexo?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That’s not Bender, that’s his sister Hooker!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Visiting roswell?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

REMEMBER ME!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that pirate career didn’t really work out for Bender, then?

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I think this is not the assassin

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bender is 40% Titanium and 40% Zinc. Both which are very good at resisting oxidization. This is clearly a Bender double used to escape debt.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That leaves 20% for a rusty layer.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not a bender. It is clearly a hook-er bot.

2 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's clearly his foot that the hook is attached to

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I fear this might be underappreciated, but it's brilliant.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

poor assie

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did Bender stop drinking again?

2 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

Are you jacking on in there?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are the post apocalyptic times we live in.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just look at that 5:00 rust!!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Passed out drunk at the beach.

2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

I thought when he was rusty it ment he was sober

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

which would be his version of drunk would it not?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He was passed out blind sober

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Always so sad when a good robot is driven to the point of sobriety. Or a larcenous one.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

A+ reference

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0