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From Malcom in the middle
Apr 9, 2017 9:52 AM
IStealMemes
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From Malcom in the middle
RateMyGrandma
#prayfordewey
Janusha
Young american kids standing up to and questioning religion... Wishful thinking.
djaweed
Ronintheflame
I am starting to binge watch that show from season one to season seven
TheAspiringEngineer
I just did! Its even funnier as an adult! Used to be my family's weekly get together show lol
Ronintheflame
Same here bro just wanted to see the difference as an adult vs a child
BigBallsRandy
I just loved cute, sociopathic Dewie!
Hadashi
Except God told us explicitly that he can hear prayer. I wish people would stop getting their theology from kids shows and comedians.
Zargasm
At least they know that those are fake.
ChristmasLloydChristmas
And I wish adults would stop perpetuating fairy tales as fact.
Hadashi
I too wish that science would ditch absolute materialism.
ChristmasLloydChristmas
I mean, "Mock, yeah! Ing, YEAH!"
DoublevBomb
Our sun, Sol, is an actual real thing. The power that emanates from it allows for life to flourish on Earth, but could also destroy us.
magisch
It's also not a lifeform, but a gaseous mass of mostly hydrogen engaged in perpetual nuclear fusion.
DoublevBomb
It doesn't have an moral code, creation story, plan for our species or any other kind of agenda. It's just a thing.
AdolfHitlerandJosephStalinsbaby
A thing which doesn't want you to touch yourself or want gay peolpe to marry!
silvergalde
Smite me o mighty smiter
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
I'm not one for blasphemy, but that one made me laugh
HewhomustnotBNamed
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ProxyPlayerHD
why a 1x1 GIF... and that long link...
kgirl2601
Seeing this conversation is hitting home so hard. However, replace God with my father for my ex and it might as well be verbatim.
EviscerationPlague
Dewey is my spirit animal.
RecyclopsWillHaveHisRevenge
Well, he's not wrong.
technocatgirl
folder[funny]
LimitedCause
This is how i see life. Theres no knowing whats true, if any religion even is. So i just keep living without believing in any of them. Kappa
Althekingsmen1
There is no knowing anything is true, it could just be a dream. Philosophy 101, Just go with best judgment and not worry about certainty.
Showmeyourotters
I feel like most religions only exist to fill assorted gaps in our minds/ set standards to live by. Since i don't like any i know of enough,
Showmeyourotters
I just make up my own stuff to fill gaps like "what happens when I die" and try to treat people how they treat me or just be kind
Avlaen
If you need a allmighty smiteing god to make you a good person, then maybe your not that good of a person.
kobasikusaba
I'll take religion making them good. Better that than another serial killer running around. Whatever it takes.
Zoroasterisk
Smiting*, you're* jfc
Avlaen
Ive got a cold be nice :(
Cjamhampton
I agree although I also think there are plenty of good people who believe in a religion too.
Avlaen
yeah the emphasis on my statement is the NEED. if the only thing stopping you being a bad person is god then your still a bad person.
Showmeyourotters
Yes but I think those people would be good people without religion.
Cjamhampton
I don't see whats wrong with believing in a religion or why some people act like it's a bad thing though.
Showmeyourotters
It's not and I'm not. I'm just saying that those people are just genuinely good people and would probably still be without religion.
Avlaen
Because most religions breed intolerance and hate
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Too many people pick and choose what to believe, then use religion to justify hating others. Fortunately, not everyone is like that.
babybabycakes
Never not going to upvote the start of Breaking Bad
MisterTangerineMan
Best prequel ever.
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
Context: This was a ploy to ruin his wife's diet because her backend looked good and he didn't want her getting too skinny.
LickFury
Where's my butter bitch!
TooTightSpeedo
I heard a theory that Malcolm changes his name to Walter White, they're both geniuses, we never see Walt's parents and it explains why 1/?
TooTightSpeedo
they look the same, they are father and son. Image Malcolm using his intelligence to cook meth, it's kind of dumb but I like it. 2/2
IPromiseIAmNotTheNSA
I thought it was the end? It was Walt's witness protection.
ChanningTastum
imagine that
PastaIsLife
he's too young tho. The timelines dont match up
skelitor120
I have some bad news for you.
Williciousness
Walt doesn't die
craaaaaaaaaaaaig
As far as we know
carrotsoup
mooOOOOOOM??
skelitor120
Vince Gilligan seems to think he does, but what does he know?
NikoLorenzio
Did he confirm that?
Gaehhn
*Baking Bread
jimwormmaster
That's actually the name of Fat Tony's son's sidequest on the Simpsons mobile game. He wants to cook rather than join the Family business.
ImJimFuckingSterlingSon
AlabamaShakySnake
Breaking Bad was the prequel to this show.
Dicho83
Yep. Walter survives and goes into witsec.
ClimbThemCrimps
I'm confused. Can you tell me the name of whatever this gif is from? I've seen most of Breaking Bad and never saw this.
Althekingsmen1
Found the youngin
ClimbThemCrimps
I just never watched a lot of tv (:
Althekingsmen1
Until breaking bad finally offered a show that aligned with your interests?
M1ndstorms
It's from Malcolm in the middle
AlabamaShakySnake
An episode where he wants his wife to stay chubby instead of getting skinny or whatever. People would flip out about it today haha.
ClimbThemCrimps
Ohhhhh that makes more sense. The comments were seriously confusing on this. Thanks!