Well guys, I think we already have the food, who brings the beers?

Nov 3, 2018 11:42 AM

zalaman

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Hannah Baron

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Water births are very strange these days...

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Quite a catch. Also, nice catfish.

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 7

People like that should be locked away.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 25

signed, a jealous fisher who can't catch anything.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Mmm if that were my cousin I would wreck that

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 9

If you're a catfish that very well may be your cousin

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think that the fish is enjoying deepthroating her arm and friendly gill-tickling... people are weird.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s noodling, the catfish bites her hand...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the most HillyBillyest shit I know of.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is absolutely fucking gross and cruel

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 7

Lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Poor fish:(

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

I dont think there exists a fish in the world that dies of old age. At least human will kill it before eating it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Those Big fish taste horrible like mudd

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dont snapping turtles live down there?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

oblig

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought she was taking a shit

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And yet you kept watching. Hmm.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be both; might just be an efficient girl.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm picking up strong signals of m'lady in these comments.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

If I catch a catfish with my bare hands, people had BETTER go "holy shit that's amazing".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You want eye worms? This is how you get eye worms

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

In today's episode of Catfish, Alligator or Snapping Turtle: Catfish.

7 years ago | Likes 527 Dislikes 0

There are plenty of ways to figure out what it is before sticking your hand in the hole.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snapping turtle episodes are my favorite.

7 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Are there any videos of those out there?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Although much shorter

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Don't forget water moccasin.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Catfish that big has to taste like garbage right?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wife material

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

Which one ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username is relevant

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a flathead catfish, they dont taste so great

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Flathead catfish with lemon butter and garlic is the best tasting mud you’ll ever eat

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Yep, i like to suggest it with pepper, a little cayenne, some panko, get the griddle going and throw it right in the trash

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Anything I catch with my bare hands probably tastes delicious. Better than that frozen crap from the store, I'll bet.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

not sure why you are getting downvoted for this?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People who like frozen store fish, I guess.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably a lot of them around these parts

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These female noodlers must exist in a permanent state of UTI.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One time you're going to stick your hand in there and it wont be a catfish. It will be a snapping turtle!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do the gloves help at all?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noodling.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Would someone mind explaining how and why one catfish noodles? I am genuinely curious.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If i'm not mistaken, aren't most catfish that burrow like this females protecting their eggs?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Caviar.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can smell the white trash through the video.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 28

I can smell the judgment through your comment.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because someone is from the south doesn't mean they're white trash. You must be an unhappy person

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 14

no but generally noodling does. i think it’d be fun as shit to try

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

It is possible for white people to be from a different culture than others without people like you insulting them.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She's a keeper.

7 years ago | Likes 1191 Dislikes 19

For sure not a carper.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No she's a noodler, a you're thinking of someone who takes care of cemeteries.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ya, forget the fish, eat her for dinner...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And a...CATCH

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the girl too.

7 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 0

And a trapper. Does that make her a Trapper Keeper?

7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

She fucks you, not the other way around.

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Thats fine for me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I see no problems

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine dying this way

7 years ago | Likes 443 Dislikes 7

Where do I sign up?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By someone fisting your lungs?

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

How embarrassing. Getting killed by a fish when you should’ve just killed it with dynamite, like a gentleman.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Getting fisted by a pretty girl? There's worse ways to go.

7 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 3

v

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Death by fisting, pretty girl or no, sounds like an AWFUL way to die

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yes but there are worse ways

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That'd be fuckin' metal as SHIT!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, am I the fish or am I the human?

7 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

There's a sentance you don't see every day

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Am I human, or am I dancer?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I a man or mouse?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

This is the most precise comment I can imagine

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Either?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He died as he lived: elbow deep in guts.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Catfisting or noodling. If I recall correctly, it’s only a lawful fishing method in like two states.

7 years ago | Likes 921 Dislikes 14

Unless she's over 18.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Read that as "fisting method"...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Noodling” sounds much more wholesome than “Cat fisting”

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I would like to noodle her

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 8

AKA - Hoggin'

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It’s fun crossing the Red River into Oklahoma during the summer, you can usually see people in there snagging a big one.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I know of OK and TN. Where were you thinking of? We call it noodling too.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Never mind, it’s legal in some form in 12-13 states now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This isn't how I envisioned canoodling.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Averages 1-2 deaths a year

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oklahoma reporting for duty.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

My parents plumber was the Oklahoma catfish noodling champion for years.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait. It's illegal here? I've done it before. Tons of people have. Don't we also have a noodling festival every year? Or is that Arkansas?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Totally misunderstood. Nevermind. I knew it was legal here, and that's what threw me for a loop when I misunderstood your comment. Carry on.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Straight up LEGAL in Oklahoma. Yes on festival. Redneckiest of the redneck sports. Followed closely by rattlesnake wrangling.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's what I thought, Oklahoma is like the last place where it would be illegal. But the comment confused me lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And then cornhole tournaments.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m wrong, it’s now 12-13 states.

7 years ago | Likes 566 Dislikes 3

Should be zero states. Dangerous as hell.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

wow an internet guy fact checks himself and admits he's wrong. we are progressing people!

7 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 0

Negative one states? Got it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But theres 50 states

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 9

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We got a math genius here

7 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Why can't i catch catfish int he bayous of Iowa :(

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The first in education state let you down with your spelling

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This fishing 'method' is beyond cruel. The fish are nesting and defenseless.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 18

Jeez, throw them a knife or a gun first if it makes you feel better

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Lot more fair though. A bigun could drag you under and drown you. It could be a snapping turtle that'll take your hand off instead.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Nothing is cruel if you're starving though. It may be a form of entertainment now, but if you haven't eaten in three days, you'd be thrilled

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 14

I'm not voting either way here but I'm sure that girl and whoever is with her has an ample supply of food available to them.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thank you! Im just thinking pain, a hook hurts but it's over quick, a hand jammed in your throat and in your lungs is painful as fuck

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

Wonder how that hot oil feels after being filleted and battered?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yeah, it's super dangerous, you don't know how big the fish is.. you expect a small fish to grab your arm and you get sucked under

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

Honestly a pretty honest form of hunting/fishing.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's legal here in Oklahoma & sometimes people drown doing it. (Catfish grabs em & keeps em under.) So ... at least they’ve got a chance?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or you reach inside a hole only to discover it’s an alligator snapping turtle burrowing in there

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

That's. Horrifying.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's why the old school noodlers go bare handed (to feel for fur/shell/etc) and are often missing a finger or two.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Would it take your hand off?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Depends, they can get big enough to easily take a hand off.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One took off half the foot of my sisters old neighbor back on the 80’s

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Google “Alligator Snapping Turtle Pineapple”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A snapping turtle is certainly a risk to fingers and a large enough one could do enough damage to cost a hand. An alligator absolutely...

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

...can take a hand, even relatively small ones can do substantial damage to a hand.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is an alligator snapping turtle, you be the judge of the damage it can do.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jesus

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cars to explain what's happening? I see these posts alot nur don't see the reason for doing it

7 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 3

Big fish that tastes good and is a hang out activity.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't find any cars that can properly explain this method of fishing.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

food..

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Supermarket. Farming. Normal fishing. Picking fruits. Choose one for food

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Kathleen Madigan does a bit on this style of fishing.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But watch out for crocs. Has been recorded happening

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Giant snapping turtles are also a concern. But she'd be handy to have for the apocalypse, catfish is back on the menu, boys!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Redneck entertainment. That’s all you need to know

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Better noodling than apicknanagrinin

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You put your hand in a hole where a catfish is hiding. The catfish, being either aggressive or hungry, bites your hand. You grab the...

7 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 2

Not to mention the catfish is normally breeding at the time

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Correct. They are protecting their eggs. I love fishing and eating catfish, so I don't noodle.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...catfish and catch it. It’s fishing with your hands. It’s somewhat dangerous because it’s not always a catfish, catfish do bite, and...

7 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 2

Pretty common xD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...sometimes arms get stuck in rock crevices, but it’s pretty common in some places. I seem to recall it being big in Arkansas.

7 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 1

Arkansas? Yeah that explains a lot.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

More popular than incest?

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 19

HUGE in Oklahoma. Travel channel did a show about it actually https://www.travelchannel.com/videos/the-art-of-catfish-noodling-0171108

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyway, the point being, with your hand inside the catfish it’s hard for it to get away.

7 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

It's not because they're aggressive or hungry - It's because they're breeding females guarding their eggs, which are now all going to die.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks I was curious if there was something weird about it. Fuck conservancy amirite? No, no I am not. What assholes.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ok, that's just pathetic.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2