Nov 3, 2018 11:42 AM
zalaman
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rowtarded
Hannah Baron
BabyGraAvy
Water births are very strange these days...
TheotherAgentJohnson
Quite a catch. Also, nice catfish.
fppix
People like that should be locked away.
Krogs322
signed, a jealous fisher who can't catch anything.
CamelWides6
Mmm if that were my cousin I would wreck that
Batmanfondlesme
If you're a catfish that very well may be your cousin
FrogLover69
I don't think that the fish is enjoying deepthroating her arm and friendly gill-tickling... people are weird.
jfred325350
It’s noodling, the catfish bites her hand...
mmtotb
This is the most HillyBillyest shit I know of.
Sarifaninja
This is absolutely fucking gross and cruel
Lol
thevoiceyouthoughtyouheard
Poor fish:(
canadianreserve
I dont think there exists a fish in the world that dies of old age. At least human will kill it before eating it.
andyanders1191
Those Big fish taste horrible like mudd
Logan9Fingers
Dont snapping turtles live down there?
CatGifBaroness
mirria
oblig
This is amazing.
moonchire
I thought she was taking a shit
freebie
And yet you kept watching. Hmm.
Could be both; might just be an efficient girl.
Mercenarity
I'm picking up strong signals of m'lady in these comments.
If I catch a catfish with my bare hands, people had BETTER go "holy shit that's amazing".
Hekatombe
You want eye worms? This is how you get eye worms
depdk
In today's episode of Catfish, Alligator or Snapping Turtle: Catfish.
AncientPostNecromancer
There are plenty of ways to figure out what it is before sticking your hand in the hole.
TrixieLaBouche
Snapping turtle episodes are my favorite.
MrBoogerPig
Are there any videos of those out there?
ItsCaptain0bvious
Although much shorter
Carefuler
Don't forget water moccasin.
KittenCreator
Catfish that big has to taste like garbage right?
Reelthreat
Wife material
derekjohn
Which one ?
Yes
Dargan
Username is relevant
Lycanthian
That's a flathead catfish, they dont taste so great
Flathead catfish with lemon butter and garlic is the best tasting mud you’ll ever eat
AawesomeAardvaark
Yep, i like to suggest it with pepper, a little cayenne, some panko, get the griddle going and throw it right in the trash
Anything I catch with my bare hands probably tastes delicious. Better than that frozen crap from the store, I'll bet.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
not sure why you are getting downvoted for this?
People who like frozen store fish, I guess.
probably a lot of them around these parts
MidLifeChrysler
These female noodlers must exist in a permanent state of UTI.
Roqinn
One time you're going to stick your hand in there and it wont be a catfish. It will be a snapping turtle!
choji590
Do the gloves help at all?
RubberChickenTenders
Noodling.
myweaknessisstrong
Would someone mind explaining how and why one catfish noodles? I am genuinely curious.
Grudgebearingmidget
If i'm not mistaken, aren't most catfish that burrow like this females protecting their eggs?
Caviar.
HonestCommentFarmer
hprosscraft
I can smell the white trash through the video.
I can smell the judgment through your comment.
onefukkedduck
Because someone is from the south doesn't mean they're white trash. You must be an unhappy person
GiftedMagnet
no but generally noodling does. i think it’d be fun as shit to try
Ownzore
It is possible for white people to be from a different culture than others without people like you insulting them.
Tuvano
She's a keeper.
pareidoliaperson
For sure not a carper.
BungusAmungus
No she's a noodler, a you're thinking of someone who takes care of cemeteries.
CoeusDarksoul
Ya, forget the fish, eat her for dinner...
GrandpaRick
And a...CATCH
spoolinup
Yeah, the girl too.
goodjobmyfellowman
And a trapper. Does that make her a Trapper Keeper?
ConeNipplePerson
She fucks you, not the other way around.
Daemon7777
Thats fine for me
dunkyclone
imagertheAissilent
I see no problems
lolthisismyusername
redghost999
Imagine dying this way
LRHJr
Where do I sign up?
MyNameisNotOwl
By someone fisting your lungs?
KharnApproves
How embarrassing. Getting killed by a fish when you should’ve just killed it with dynamite, like a gentleman.
arbsbuhpuh
I do
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Getting fisted by a pretty girl? There's worse ways to go.
flyeaglesfly17
v
BigFatUglyBugFaceBabyEatingOBrian
Death by fisting, pretty girl or no, sounds like an AWFUL way to die
yes but there are worse ways
That'd be fuckin' metal as SHIT!
Cucumberclouds
Wait, am I the fish or am I the human?
There's a sentance you don't see every day
GreasyFingersSmearingShabbyClothes
Am I human, or am I dancer?
tastybees
Am I a man or mouse?
Barkinsons
Why not both?
cangarejos
This is the most precise comment I can imagine
Vegonbrei
Either?
DoingItWrongSince1980
He died as he lived: elbow deep in guts.
tomatoboy
Catfisting or noodling. If I recall correctly, it’s only a lawful fishing method in like two states.
SincerelyHated
Unless she's over 18.
JustNatasha
Read that as "fisting method"...
80percentlegs
“Noodling” sounds much more wholesome than “Cat fisting”
JustPooping
I would like to noodle her
DrHWest
AKA - Hoggin'
RomeoSniper
It’s fun crossing the Red River into Oklahoma during the summer, you can usually see people in there snagging a big one.
dirtmarker
I know of OK and TN. Where were you thinking of? We call it noodling too.
Never mind, it’s legal in some form in 12-13 states now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling
DougDeNasty
This isn't how I envisioned canoodling.
Sonicdahedgie
Averages 1-2 deaths a year
Oklahoma reporting for duty.
shovelfight
My parents plumber was the Oklahoma catfish noodling champion for years.
EIonMusk
Wait. It's illegal here? I've done it before. Tons of people have. Don't we also have a noodling festival every year? Or is that Arkansas?
Totally misunderstood. Nevermind. I knew it was legal here, and that's what threw me for a loop when I misunderstood your comment. Carry on.
dagnorbert
Straight up LEGAL in Oklahoma. Yes on festival. Redneckiest of the redneck sports. Followed closely by rattlesnake wrangling.
Yeah that's what I thought, Oklahoma is like the last place where it would be illegal. But the comment confused me lol
LuncheonsAndDragons
And then cornhole tournaments.
I’m wrong, it’s now 12-13 states.
Carmichael106
Should be zero states. Dangerous as hell.
ThronesWoven
wow an internet guy fact checks himself and admits he's wrong. we are progressing people!
AlcoholicAtaxia
Negative one states? Got it.
ChaneDawg
But theres 50 states
LordNarwhalofthe69
We got a math genius here
gandraw
Why can't i catch catfish int he bayous of Iowa :(
MrSelect
The first in education state let you down with your spelling
LuciusNeedful
This fishing 'method' is beyond cruel. The fish are nesting and defenseless.
prodmerc
Jeez, throw them a knife or a gun first if it makes you feel better
justherefortheshitposting
Lot more fair though. A bigun could drag you under and drown you. It could be a snapping turtle that'll take your hand off instead.
RedstGiraffeDiver
Nothing is cruel if you're starving though. It may be a form of entertainment now, but if you haven't eaten in three days, you'd be thrilled
Kazzababe
I'm not voting either way here but I'm sure that girl and whoever is with her has an ample supply of food available to them.
Butterflyhunter
Thank you! Im just thinking pain, a hook hurts but it's over quick, a hand jammed in your throat and in your lungs is painful as fuck
Wonder how that hot oil feels after being filleted and battered?
Arrand8802
Yeah, it's super dangerous, you don't know how big the fish is.. you expect a small fish to grab your arm and you get sucked under
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Honestly a pretty honest form of hunting/fishing.
StepRightUp
It's legal here in Oklahoma & sometimes people drown doing it. (Catfish grabs em & keeps em under.) So ... at least they’ve got a chance?
AbstractBettaFish
Or you reach inside a hole only to discover it’s an alligator snapping turtle burrowing in there
That's. Horrifying.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
That's why the old school noodlers go bare handed (to feel for fur/shell/etc) and are often missing a finger or two.
trippintherift
Would it take your hand off?
ChronicD
Depends, they can get big enough to easily take a hand off.
One took off half the foot of my sisters old neighbor back on the 80’s
AuryxBecauseWhyNot
Google “Alligator Snapping Turtle Pineapple”
A snapping turtle is certainly a risk to fingers and a large enough one could do enough damage to cost a hand. An alligator absolutely...
...can take a hand, even relatively small ones can do substantial damage to a hand.
This is an alligator snapping turtle, you be the judge of the damage it can do.
Willizxy
Jesus
CloseupCaptionReaction
Cars to explain what's happening? I see these posts alot nur don't see the reason for doing it
blank00009
Big fish that tastes good and is a hang out activity.
Ameatyloaf
I can't find any cars that can properly explain this method of fishing.
MadDrDrillBit
food..
Supermarket. Farming. Normal fishing. Picking fruits. Choose one for food
thornlord
Kathleen Madigan does a bit on this style of fishing.
zaxes1231337
But watch out for crocs. Has been recorded happening
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
Giant snapping turtles are also a concern. But she'd be handy to have for the apocalypse, catfish is back on the menu, boys!
Tomadzo
Redneck entertainment. That’s all you need to know
ImgursLibertarian
Better noodling than apicknanagrinin
You put your hand in a hole where a catfish is hiding. The catfish, being either aggressive or hungry, bites your hand. You grab the...
bamblebimble
Not to mention the catfish is normally breeding at the time
SigmarBlessYou
Correct. They are protecting their eggs. I love fishing and eating catfish, so I don't noodle.
...catfish and catch it. It’s fishing with your hands. It’s somewhat dangerous because it’s not always a catfish, catfish do bite, and...
vtwzqp5
Pretty common xD
...sometimes arms get stuck in rock crevices, but it’s pretty common in some places. I seem to recall it being big in Arkansas.
PuckeringButthole2
Arkansas? Yeah that explains a lot.
cruizin67coupe2
More popular than incest?
bbecks
HUGE in Oklahoma. Travel channel did a show about it actually https://www.travelchannel.com/videos/the-art-of-catfish-noodling-0171108
Anyway, the point being, with your hand inside the catfish it’s hard for it to get away.
ribnag
It's not because they're aggressive or hungry - It's because they're breeding females guarding their eggs, which are now all going to die.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
IWishIWasBlank
Thanks I was curious if there was something weird about it. Fuck conservancy amirite? No, no I am not. What assholes.
Nooneinfamous
Ok, that's just pathetic.
rowtarded
Hannah Baron
BabyGraAvy
Water births are very strange these days...
TheotherAgentJohnson
Quite a catch. Also, nice catfish.
fppix
People like that should be locked away.
Krogs322
signed, a jealous fisher who can't catch anything.
CamelWides6
Mmm if that were my cousin I would wreck that
Batmanfondlesme
If you're a catfish that very well may be your cousin
FrogLover69
I don't think that the fish is enjoying deepthroating her arm and friendly gill-tickling... people are weird.
jfred325350
It’s noodling, the catfish bites her hand...
mmtotb
This is the most HillyBillyest shit I know of.
Sarifaninja
This is absolutely fucking gross and cruel
jfred325350
Lol
thevoiceyouthoughtyouheard
Poor fish:(
canadianreserve
I dont think there exists a fish in the world that dies of old age. At least human will kill it before eating it.
andyanders1191
Those Big fish taste horrible like mudd
Logan9Fingers
Dont snapping turtles live down there?
CatGifBaroness
mirria
oblig
Krogs322
This is amazing.
moonchire
I thought she was taking a shit
freebie
And yet you kept watching. Hmm.
Krogs322
Could be both; might just be an efficient girl.
Mercenarity
I'm picking up strong signals of m'lady in these comments.
Krogs322
If I catch a catfish with my bare hands, people had BETTER go "holy shit that's amazing".
Hekatombe
You want eye worms? This is how you get eye worms
depdk
In today's episode of Catfish, Alligator or Snapping Turtle: Catfish.
AncientPostNecromancer
There are plenty of ways to figure out what it is before sticking your hand in the hole.
TrixieLaBouche
Snapping turtle episodes are my favorite.
MrBoogerPig
Are there any videos of those out there?
ItsCaptain0bvious
Although much shorter
Carefuler
Don't forget water moccasin.
KittenCreator
Catfish that big has to taste like garbage right?
Reelthreat
Wife material
derekjohn
Which one ?
Reelthreat
Yes
Dargan
Username is relevant
Lycanthian
That's a flathead catfish, they dont taste so great
Dargan
Flathead catfish with lemon butter and garlic is the best tasting mud you’ll ever eat
AawesomeAardvaark
Yep, i like to suggest it with pepper, a little cayenne, some panko, get the griddle going and throw it right in the trash
Krogs322
Anything I catch with my bare hands probably tastes delicious. Better than that frozen crap from the store, I'll bet.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
not sure why you are getting downvoted for this?
Krogs322
People who like frozen store fish, I guess.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
probably a lot of them around these parts
MidLifeChrysler
These female noodlers must exist in a permanent state of UTI.
Roqinn
One time you're going to stick your hand in there and it wont be a catfish. It will be a snapping turtle!
choji590
Do the gloves help at all?
RubberChickenTenders
Noodling.
myweaknessisstrong
Would someone mind explaining how and why one catfish noodles? I am genuinely curious.
Grudgebearingmidget
If i'm not mistaken, aren't most catfish that burrow like this females protecting their eggs?
Krogs322
Caviar.
HonestCommentFarmer
hprosscraft
I can smell the white trash through the video.
jfred325350
I can smell the judgment through your comment.
onefukkedduck
Because someone is from the south doesn't mean they're white trash. You must be an unhappy person
GiftedMagnet
no but generally noodling does. i think it’d be fun as shit to try
Ownzore
It is possible for white people to be from a different culture than others without people like you insulting them.
Tuvano
She's a keeper.
pareidoliaperson
For sure not a carper.
BungusAmungus
No she's a noodler, a you're thinking of someone who takes care of cemeteries.
CoeusDarksoul
Ya, forget the fish, eat her for dinner...
GrandpaRick
And a...CATCH
spoolinup
Yeah, the girl too.
goodjobmyfellowman
And a trapper. Does that make her a Trapper Keeper?
ConeNipplePerson
She fucks you, not the other way around.
Daemon7777
Thats fine for me
dunkyclone
imagertheAissilent
I see no problems
lolthisismyusername
redghost999
Imagine dying this way
LRHJr
Where do I sign up?
MyNameisNotOwl
By someone fisting your lungs?
KharnApproves
How embarrassing. Getting killed by a fish when you should’ve just killed it with dynamite, like a gentleman.
arbsbuhpuh
I do
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Getting fisted by a pretty girl? There's worse ways to go.
flyeaglesfly17
BigFatUglyBugFaceBabyEatingOBrian
Death by fisting, pretty girl or no, sounds like an AWFUL way to die
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
yes but there are worse ways
Krogs322
That'd be fuckin' metal as SHIT!
Cucumberclouds
Wait, am I the fish or am I the human?
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
There's a sentance you don't see every day
GreasyFingersSmearingShabbyClothes
Am I human, or am I dancer?
tastybees
Am I a man or mouse?
Barkinsons
Why not both?
cangarejos
This is the most precise comment I can imagine
Vegonbrei
Either?
DoingItWrongSince1980
He died as he lived: elbow deep in guts.
tomatoboy
Catfisting or noodling. If I recall correctly, it’s only a lawful fishing method in like two states.
SincerelyHated
Unless she's over 18.
JustNatasha
Read that as "fisting method"...
80percentlegs
“Noodling” sounds much more wholesome than “Cat fisting”
JustPooping
I would like to noodle her
DrHWest
AKA - Hoggin'
RomeoSniper
It’s fun crossing the Red River into Oklahoma during the summer, you can usually see people in there snagging a big one.
dirtmarker
I know of OK and TN. Where were you thinking of? We call it noodling too.
tomatoboy
Never mind, it’s legal in some form in 12-13 states now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling
DougDeNasty
This isn't how I envisioned canoodling.
Sonicdahedgie
Averages 1-2 deaths a year
TrixieLaBouche
Oklahoma reporting for duty.
shovelfight
My parents plumber was the Oklahoma catfish noodling champion for years.
EIonMusk
Wait. It's illegal here? I've done it before. Tons of people have. Don't we also have a noodling festival every year? Or is that Arkansas?
EIonMusk
Totally misunderstood. Nevermind. I knew it was legal here, and that's what threw me for a loop when I misunderstood your comment. Carry on.
dagnorbert
Straight up LEGAL in Oklahoma. Yes on festival. Redneckiest of the redneck sports. Followed closely by rattlesnake wrangling.
EIonMusk
Yeah that's what I thought, Oklahoma is like the last place where it would be illegal. But the comment confused me lol
LuncheonsAndDragons
And then cornhole tournaments.
tomatoboy
I’m wrong, it’s now 12-13 states.
Carmichael106
Should be zero states. Dangerous as hell.
ThronesWoven
wow an internet guy fact checks himself and admits he's wrong. we are progressing people!
AlcoholicAtaxia
Negative one states? Got it.
ChaneDawg
But theres 50 states
tomatoboy
LordNarwhalofthe69
We got a math genius here
gandraw
Why can't i catch catfish int he bayous of Iowa :(
MrSelect
The first in education state let you down with your spelling
LuciusNeedful
This fishing 'method' is beyond cruel. The fish are nesting and defenseless.
prodmerc
Jeez, throw them a knife or a gun first if it makes you feel better
justherefortheshitposting
Lot more fair though. A bigun could drag you under and drown you. It could be a snapping turtle that'll take your hand off instead.
RedstGiraffeDiver
Nothing is cruel if you're starving though. It may be a form of entertainment now, but if you haven't eaten in three days, you'd be thrilled
Kazzababe
I'm not voting either way here but I'm sure that girl and whoever is with her has an ample supply of food available to them.
Butterflyhunter
Thank you! Im just thinking pain, a hook hurts but it's over quick, a hand jammed in your throat and in your lungs is painful as fuck
dirtmarker
Wonder how that hot oil feels after being filleted and battered?
Arrand8802
Yeah, it's super dangerous, you don't know how big the fish is.. you expect a small fish to grab your arm and you get sucked under
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Honestly a pretty honest form of hunting/fishing.
StepRightUp
It's legal here in Oklahoma & sometimes people drown doing it. (Catfish grabs em & keeps em under.) So ... at least they’ve got a chance?
AbstractBettaFish
Or you reach inside a hole only to discover it’s an alligator snapping turtle burrowing in there
Arrand8802
That's. Horrifying.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
That's why the old school noodlers go bare handed (to feel for fur/shell/etc) and are often missing a finger or two.
trippintherift
Would it take your hand off?
ChronicD
Depends, they can get big enough to easily take a hand off.
AbstractBettaFish
One took off half the foot of my sisters old neighbor back on the 80’s
AuryxBecauseWhyNot
Google “Alligator Snapping Turtle Pineapple”
tomatoboy
A snapping turtle is certainly a risk to fingers and a large enough one could do enough damage to cost a hand. An alligator absolutely...
tomatoboy
...can take a hand, even relatively small ones can do substantial damage to a hand.
Grudgebearingmidget
Willizxy
Jesus
CloseupCaptionReaction
Cars to explain what's happening? I see these posts alot nur don't see the reason for doing it
blank00009
Big fish that tastes good and is a hang out activity.
Ameatyloaf
I can't find any cars that can properly explain this method of fishing.
MadDrDrillBit
food..
CloseupCaptionReaction
Supermarket. Farming. Normal fishing. Picking fruits. Choose one for food
thornlord
Kathleen Madigan does a bit on this style of fishing.
zaxes1231337
But watch out for crocs. Has been recorded happening
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
Giant snapping turtles are also a concern. But she'd be handy to have for the apocalypse, catfish is back on the menu, boys!
Tomadzo
Redneck entertainment. That’s all you need to know
ImgursLibertarian
Better noodling than apicknanagrinin
tomatoboy
You put your hand in a hole where a catfish is hiding. The catfish, being either aggressive or hungry, bites your hand. You grab the...
bamblebimble
Not to mention the catfish is normally breeding at the time
SigmarBlessYou
Correct. They are protecting their eggs. I love fishing and eating catfish, so I don't noodle.
tomatoboy
...catfish and catch it. It’s fishing with your hands. It’s somewhat dangerous because it’s not always a catfish, catfish do bite, and...
vtwzqp5
Pretty common xD
tomatoboy
...sometimes arms get stuck in rock crevices, but it’s pretty common in some places. I seem to recall it being big in Arkansas.
PuckeringButthole2
Arkansas? Yeah that explains a lot.
cruizin67coupe2
More popular than incest?
bbecks
HUGE in Oklahoma. Travel channel did a show about it actually https://www.travelchannel.com/videos/the-art-of-catfish-noodling-0171108
tomatoboy
Anyway, the point being, with your hand inside the catfish it’s hard for it to get away.
ribnag
It's not because they're aggressive or hungry - It's because they're breeding females guarding their eggs, which are now all going to die.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
IWishIWasBlank
Thanks I was curious if there was something weird about it. Fuck conservancy amirite? No, no I am not. What assholes.
Nooneinfamous
Ok, that's just pathetic.