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Wolf0080
That last one, I've done to my fiance soooo many times. God she's cute
Bluemagez
These are funny! (Sobs internally)
ChefZack
this feels like its in the exact same order as the last relationship dump
KingslyKross
Boy oh boy dumps like this make me want to end my life
Decibal
Pretty sure this entire dump was /just/ on the fp.
Lopool
barackaflockaflame
I love these, but Jesus Christ they're literally on the front page every day.
PaperHeroProductions
ThanosWasFramed
Relationships such as those depicted here are either exceedingly rare, or my cynicism knows inbounds.
LordHentai
I started dating my first girlfriend after I warmed her cold hands, because my hands are naturally warm. So that last image hits deep :(
uglyshirts
*Repost of the same 35 "relationship comics" that hit the front page every other day or so.
Monodo
#7 Is not entirely accurate. As men we just don't have anyone to talk to so we bottle it up.
ZarinaAnastasia
Wow I am so alone why do these keep getting posted..
HUGaBART
Umm... ya know.... I'm lonely too..... we could always go and umm.... be lonely.... together......
robotaudio
can confirm these are all true but these moments tend to be peppered with bouts of great sex! lolz I luv my lady
MrLunas
Me too. But reading the comments is sad.
Godholio
For the record, being a battery charger is fucking great.
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
So many of these focus on or play on gender differences. Makes me realize how different (and similar) my dating experience is as a gay man.
bananapunk
Interesting! Any specifics or examples?
snomang
This one always gets me.
Also "i dont mind what we eat for dinner"
shinymiss
Me: Im up for anything. Him: how about this? Me: oh no not that. Him: Why do you do this?!
snomang
hahaha exactly
warrior4k2
Gizzie
Here's to another new years alone!
SunshineAndNihilism
Why are there CollegeHumor logos on the Sarah Anderson comics?
DiceyBusiness
Plagarism.
jocloud31
Actually I think she did some comics for them... unless I'm misremembering.
imironman
#15 would know what love is without passing through lust?
rhombicosidodecahedron
I dated someone for like 15 years without ever introducing lust into the equation. it happens, sometimes
imironman
JonathanFrey
Have a child.
Victoron
Wait, aren't you the purritoposter?
JonathanFrey
No I'm pretty new on here I've only posted once.
Victoron
Aww, I already thought I remembered something for the first time
JonathanFrey
Dory? Is that you?????
cactuscooIer
What if I don't want kids?
JonathanFrey
Then don't. Or have them by accident like many people.
cactuscooIer
but like the comment above - how would I then know if it's love or lust? An accidental kid is out of the question! I wouldn't be a good mom
JonathanFrey
In addition to thinking of all of sexy things. You get a sense that it's you two against the world and there's always good on the way.
DrHenryJonesJr
Oh my god, #6 is scary accurate. That was literally me and my girlfriend last night.
lurkvoter
This is me and my partner literally every time we go out.
DiceyBusiness
Because if most guys could, we'd go outside in a grotty sweater and pants. Many do.
DrHenryJonesJr
Shit, I meant #7. We had a fight last night, we didn't go out
badgerballs
This gives me the sads. Was talking to someone for a week nonstop when he suddenly fell of the face of the earth. He felt right but alas..
DiceyBusiness
He died in a horrible traffic accident while bringing you a bouquet of your favourite flowers.
badgerballs
Oh i hope not :(
DiceyBusiness
K, he suffered head trauma and amnesia, he is on the slow road to recovery, but all that remains of you is a hazy image of his dream girl.
badgerballs
Its a bad idea to contact his coworker i found on insta to ask if he's okay right? Its totally creepy right? PS i haven't met this guy yet
DiceyBusiness
Just a tad, but if romcoms have taught us anything, after the shame and embarrassment of him fighting his love, you'll be good to go.
TheManYourManCouldSmellLike
jocloud31
oh scherbatsky, you're so relatable.
otakudan
I found out the other day that there's Sarah Anderson rule 34. It was strange
Ionlycommentfinggold
And confirmed
Birdymun
Shameless dot
thetain
...why did I check? Anyway, confirmed.
jocloud31
...the author, or the comic character? Because I'm significantly more interested in one of those things than the other.
otakudan
the character
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
I'm sickened, but curious
otakudan
most were of the character masturbating with a dildo or having sex with her boyfriend
KarRuptAssassin
Also a lot of spoofs.
PepeSquirtal
You asshole why did you say that... Now im curious enought to confirm it but I also don't want too
SirBootySmaqueVI
I feel like some of these cartoons mix up letting your guard down and letting yourself go.
vampyrita
It's also exaggerated for humor, don't forget. Going from 'shave everything' to 'yoga pants and husband's tshirt' is not a bad thing.
extrakerned
I dunno. I like looking good for my wife and appreciates that she doesn't slob around either.
vampyrita
Eh, i like that my husband can be comfortable without stressing about looking nice. But dolling up is fun too. All things in moderation, eh?
sadnesssalutaryalias
Eh
minabear
It's not about letting go... it's about not needing to impress 24/7. Like.... Sometimes I wear makeup, but not every time we go out.
extrakerned
I think everybody should do what makes them happy, but I like women who are put together all the time. I'm glad I found my wife!
braveboy510
I still want to impress the gf, even if we've been together for years. I will never stop trying.
minabear
Again, it's not about not-trying. It's about feeling comfortable trying part-time because you both love each other enough.
braveboy510
I don't do it because I'm not comfortable with her; I do it because I know she likes when I make an effort to look good. I do it for her.
thedarkviolet
that's kind of nice but don't you get tired? maybe it's slightly less out of your character to do those things anyway. My default is lazy
braveboy510
Haha everything tires me. But you get to choose the things to which you devote energy. So even if I'm tired, I'm happy.
mattchooks
Holy geez am I ever lonely.
AmeriConnor
/a/X1qXe
AngelxOfxSin
PervertedWizard
hello darkness my old friend..
Teatimebeforecolonizetime
sorry, who are you?
PervertedWizard
D: you forgot about me.....we were lovers
Deros1331
I don't mind being alone, just get tired of being lonely.
1stNeonStar
Ye. Kinda sums it up I guess.
Cyphereous
I need my social recharge...
UfookinW0tM8
same
RepostFromLastWeek
According to other commenters in previous dump iterations, most of the couples in these comics have broken up.
Tobi239
At least they were couples...
Alvatore
Curiously, this dump has shown me that I'm actually not.
definitelynotaraptorindisguise
how come?
HairyChairstepper
I'm the opposite of lonely. I prefer lonely though.
IForgotWhatNameIWanted
I'm in a relationship and I've never felt as lonely bring single
ElConservatore
Have strength brother/sister
YourBuddyBill
Same. Met someone who's been helping but they're bad at staying in touch (and just as much of a shut-in as I am). Also they lost their phone
Koolala
Agreed! Lets get drunk!
TheFactMan
Time to do something about it?
thatdudethatslonely
Man, you don't even know....
Catcomet
same.. but being lonely means you don't have to share
Tsem007
as a dude married for 4 years, relationships are great. but being single has its own unique awesomeness too. enjoy the now
iammesoletmebe
Don't let this get another upvote
chemist314
This post just made me feel more alone
Zedd990
is it wrong to enjoy it?
MissPeabody
Nope!! I'm enjoying being single for the holidays, only one family to suffer through
Arepapp
sunyudai
Nope, be as you want to be...
sunyudai
Different people have different wants/needs - as long as you are sure that you are honest with yourself, is good.
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
Then I don`t want to be right.
minibarbs
Ever so lonely
eruantienthewise
I'll rent you my girlfriend, she's pretty nice.
I2obiN
What is the going rate? :^)
eruantienthewise
How much do people usually charge for a date with their girlfriend?
I2obiN
Depends how much you value her I suppose
eruantienthewise
I mean she's realllllly great, so that's a high value to me.
BlastFX
What's the rate?
Calsifer99
I hear that
Tauntar
*in the distance WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
Trustmebecausereasons
But you aren't alone. We can all be lonely together.
grabthembythepussy
shinyRK9
drove 4 hours round trip for a date today and she didn't bother to tell me she wasn't interested until i got home. thanks for this...
futuremonkey
A little duct tape and chloroform works wonders in situations like this.
Triysle
She can fuck right off then.
BubblesSayingDecent
At least you got 4 hours
RadioEngineerMonkey
No way would it have been worth it from the getgo.
hoboranger
was chris hanson waiting for you?
RufusTheBlue
Sounds like you dodged a bullet then mate. Sucks to hear. Keep your chin up!
Jng218
But at least she told you right? Instead of wasting your time over the next couple of weeks
ditto12g
Had you gone out together before this date? Seems like an awful long way to drive just for someone you're just getting to know
Summonsays
If it makes you feel any better I once flew 1500 miles to get told that
raiy0
Hoe didn't deserve your fine ass, move on brother!
SnarkyWondermuffin
You. I like you.
peridotite
Guy took me out on an amazing date once. He dropped a lot of money. But he also scolded me like a child in front of the waiter when I 1/
peridotite
Offered to pay for dinner accusing me of trying to embarrass him in public, kept nagging me to tell him about my political and religious2/
peridotite
Beliefs. And then when I caved and told him a little he said i was way too liberal and then explained why his way of thinking was right. 3/
peridotite
Mind you all of this was on the first date. the incompatibility was palpable but he still put a passive aggressive fb post about how girls
peridotite
Never seem to be interested in intelligent nice guys like him. My eyes damn near rolled out of my head
IceCreamConefessions
6 hour train ride each way to Oneonta NY to see a girl I had been with for two months, we had everything in common (as new couples do) 1/2
IceCreamConefessions
2/2 It was hot and heavy when I got there, we fooled around all weekend. On the car ride back to the train station she said she was done.
IceCreamConefessions
This was like 9 years ago, way over it, just commiserating.
Somanyquestions
At what point should she have told you? I'm guessing she had to meet you to know she wasn't interested, no?
bigbrain446
You need to make up your mind before your date makes a 2 hour drive to you.
Somanyquestions
How can you make up your mind if you never met the person?
bigbrain446
The point of a date is to meet the person. It sounds like this person just chickened out before even seeing the dude.
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
I'm gonna assume it was said via a phone
Somanyquestions
Is that bad? How else are you supposed to say it when the person is 2 hours away?
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
Yodel of course.
SerpentHawk
I think the implication is that she should have been like "Sorry you drove so far, but I'm not really feeling a second date." at the end 1/2
SerpentHawk
Instead of waiting until he was home 2 hours later and doing it in a really impersonal way (also giving him 2 hours of false hope) 2/2
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Somanyquestions
You don't always know right away though. Sometimes you need a bit of time to decide if you want to pursue or not.
twozerooz
Yes tell someone youre not interested before meeting them. Genius.