Relationship dump, to add to our lonely gloom.

Dec 28, 2016 9:42 AM

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That last one, I've done to my fiance soooo many times. God she's cute

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are funny! (Sobs internally)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this feels like its in the exact same order as the last relationship dump

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Boy oh boy dumps like this make me want to end my life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure this entire dump was /just/ on the fp.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love these, but Jesus Christ they're literally on the front page every day.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Relationships such as those depicted here are either exceedingly rare, or my cynicism knows inbounds.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started dating my first girlfriend after I warmed her cold hands, because my hands are naturally warm. So that last image hits deep :(

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

*Repost of the same 35 "relationship comics" that hit the front page every other day or so.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#7 Is not entirely accurate. As men we just don't have anyone to talk to so we bottle it up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow I am so alone why do these keep getting posted..

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Umm... ya know.... I'm lonely too..... we could always go and umm.... be lonely.... together......

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

can confirm these are all true but these moments tend to be peppered with bouts of great sex! lolz I luv my lady

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. But reading the comments is sad.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the record, being a battery charger is fucking great.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So many of these focus on or play on gender differences. Makes me realize how different (and similar) my dating experience is as a gay man.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Interesting! Any specifics or examples?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This one always gets me. Also "i dont mind what we eat for dinner"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me: Im up for anything. Him: how about this? Me: oh no not that. Him: Why do you do this?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hahaha exactly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here's to another new years alone!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are there CollegeHumor logos on the Sarah Anderson comics?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Plagarism.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually I think she did some comics for them... unless I'm misremembering.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 would know what love is without passing through lust?

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

I dated someone for like 15 years without ever introducing lust into the equation. it happens, sometimes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a child.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Wait, aren't you the purritoposter?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I'm pretty new on here I've only posted once.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, I already thought I remembered something for the first time

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dory? Is that you?????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if I don't want kids?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then don't. Or have them by accident like many people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

but like the comment above - how would I then know if it's love or lust? An accidental kid is out of the question! I wouldn't be a good mom

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In addition to thinking of all of sexy things. You get a sense that it's you two against the world and there's always good on the way.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, #6 is scary accurate. That was literally me and my girlfriend last night.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

This is me and my partner literally every time we go out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because if most guys could, we'd go outside in a grotty sweater and pants. Many do.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shit, I meant #7. We had a fight last night, we didn't go out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gives me the sads. Was talking to someone for a week nonstop when he suddenly fell of the face of the earth. He felt right but alas..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He died in a horrible traffic accident while bringing you a bouquet of your favourite flowers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh i hope not :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

K, he suffered head trauma and amnesia, he is on the slow road to recovery, but all that remains of you is a hazy image of his dream girl.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a bad idea to contact his coworker i found on insta to ask if he's okay right? Its totally creepy right? PS i haven't met this guy yet

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just a tad, but if romcoms have taught us anything, after the shame and embarrassment of him fighting his love, you'll be good to go.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

oh scherbatsky, you're so relatable.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found out the other day that there's Sarah Anderson rule 34. It was strange

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And confirmed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shameless dot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...why did I check? Anyway, confirmed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...the author, or the comic character? Because I'm significantly more interested in one of those things than the other.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

the character

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sickened, but curious

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

most were of the character masturbating with a dildo or having sex with her boyfriend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also a lot of spoofs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You asshole why did you say that... Now im curious enought to confirm it but I also don't want too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like some of these cartoons mix up letting your guard down and letting yourself go.

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 14

It's also exaggerated for humor, don't forget. Going from 'shave everything' to 'yoga pants and husband's tshirt' is not a bad thing.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I dunno. I like looking good for my wife and appreciates that she doesn't slob around either.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Eh, i like that my husband can be comfortable without stressing about looking nice. But dolling up is fun too. All things in moderation, eh?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's not about letting go... it's about not needing to impress 24/7. Like.... Sometimes I wear makeup, but not every time we go out.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I think everybody should do what makes them happy, but I like women who are put together all the time. I'm glad I found my wife!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still want to impress the gf, even if we've been together for years. I will never stop trying.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Again, it's not about not-trying. It's about feeling comfortable trying part-time because you both love each other enough.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't do it because I'm not comfortable with her; I do it because I know she likes when I make an effort to look good. I do it for her.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

that's kind of nice but don't you get tired? maybe it's slightly less out of your character to do those things anyway. My default is lazy

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haha everything tires me. But you get to choose the things to which you devote energy. So even if I'm tired, I'm happy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Holy geez am I ever lonely.

9 years ago | Likes 698 Dislikes 10

/a/X1qXe

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

hello darkness my old friend..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sorry, who are you?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

D: you forgot about me.....we were lovers

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't mind being alone, just get tired of being lonely.

9 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 0

Ye. Kinda sums it up I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need my social recharge...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to other commenters in previous dump iterations, most of the couples in these comics have broken up.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

At least they were couples...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Curiously, this dump has shown me that I'm actually not.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

how come?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the opposite of lonely. I prefer lonely though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in a relationship and I've never felt as lonely bring single

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have strength brother/sister

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. Met someone who's been helping but they're bad at staying in touch (and just as much of a shut-in as I am). Also they lost their phone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed! Lets get drunk!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to do something about it?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Man, you don't even know....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same.. but being lonely means you don't have to share

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a dude married for 4 years, relationships are great. but being single has its own unique awesomeness too. enjoy the now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't let this get another upvote

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post just made me feel more alone

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is it wrong to enjoy it?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Nope!! I'm enjoying being single for the holidays, only one family to suffer through

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nope, be as you want to be...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Different people have different wants/needs - as long as you are sure that you are honest with yourself, is good.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then I don`t want to be right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever so lonely

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'll rent you my girlfriend, she's pretty nice.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What is the going rate? :^)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much do people usually charge for a date with their girlfriend?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends how much you value her I suppose

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean she's realllllly great, so that's a high value to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the rate?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hear that

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*in the distance WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But you aren't alone. We can all be lonely together.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

drove 4 hours round trip for a date today and she didn't bother to tell me she wasn't interested until i got home. thanks for this...

9 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 12

A little duct tape and chloroform works wonders in situations like this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

She can fuck right off then.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

At least you got 4 hours

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way would it have been worth it from the getgo.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

was chris hanson waiting for you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sounds like you dodged a bullet then mate. Sucks to hear. Keep your chin up!

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

But at least she told you right? Instead of wasting your time over the next couple of weeks

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Had you gone out together before this date? Seems like an awful long way to drive just for someone you're just getting to know

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it makes you feel any better I once flew 1500 miles to get told that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hoe didn't deserve your fine ass, move on brother!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

You. I like you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Guy took me out on an amazing date once. He dropped a lot of money. But he also scolded me like a child in front of the waiter when I 1/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Offered to pay for dinner accusing me of trying to embarrass him in public, kept nagging me to tell him about my political and religious2/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beliefs. And then when I caved and told him a little he said i was way too liberal and then explained why his way of thinking was right. 3/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mind you all of this was on the first date. the incompatibility was palpable but he still put a passive aggressive fb post about how girls

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never seem to be interested in intelligent nice guys like him. My eyes damn near rolled out of my head

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 hour train ride each way to Oneonta NY to see a girl I had been with for two months, we had everything in common (as new couples do) 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 It was hot and heavy when I got there, we fooled around all weekend. On the car ride back to the train station she said she was done.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was like 9 years ago, way over it, just commiserating.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At what point should she have told you? I'm guessing she had to meet you to know she wasn't interested, no?

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

You need to make up your mind before your date makes a 2 hour drive to you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How can you make up your mind if you never met the person?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The point of a date is to meet the person. It sounds like this person just chickened out before even seeing the dude.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna assume it was said via a phone

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that bad? How else are you supposed to say it when the person is 2 hours away?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I think the implication is that she should have been like "Sorry you drove so far, but I'm not really feeling a second date." at the end 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instead of waiting until he was home 2 hours later and doing it in a really impersonal way (also giving him 2 hours of false hope) 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 28, 2016 7:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You don't always know right away though. Sometimes you need a bit of time to decide if you want to pursue or not.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yes tell someone youre not interested before meeting them. Genius.

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