ChunkyChewbacca
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Jun 22, 2022 4:57 PM
ChunkyChewbacca
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newsguycraigevans
Cops would never allow that. Christians would never allow that. *Reviews history of cops in the US and Christianity* Oh shit! Never mind.
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
"might"
TheFastpaws
And even if you obey they might force you to crawl across the ground but kill you anyways! Then get paid for it!
EstavenShepard
Or stand around and let you be killed.
buzkilljoy
nah. they'll kill him anyway
TheMellowPeril
Yeah, don’t aggressively run away from the nice police. They are our friends! And I love the taste of boot!
opusupo
So it's kinda like a Christ complex.
haggerton
yeaaadude
For black kids: if u don’t appear to obey me I will kill u, might just do it anyway idk I’m having a hard day
CameraMonkey
“…but only if you’re black. Otherwise, Imma hang around outside and let the school shooter take your sorry ass out.”
VibratingNipples
Or let the gunman kill you. Whatever works, billy
dirtycasualpleb
Complying with the law officers does not guarantee your safety.
Giantmutantcrab
And Billy is lucky. If he were a different skin color, he would be dead already and cops would be lying in the report and in court.
NotRightNeverWrong
Yes, the Jesus way.
dontrike
"And if there's a shooting near you I will be three miles away not doing a damn thing."
Yakofalltrades
Kill your dog as a warning, protect cross burners, shoot kids; is there anything cops won't do these days??
zanaria
Most people become cops so they can beat and murder people without being punished...
Whitebeardthepirate
JorElmasterofscheduling
*get
SecondSince
Sounds like Officer Friendly
Syxcfaq
Now this is what we need to be teaching children in kindergarten. Cops aren't your friends and you should be afraid of them.
DigiT00l
Did a new one happen?
Quenya3675
"Or I might just stand around and let you get shot to death!"
heyoo42
Or not do anything at all and let you be killed
paulwall117350
There's no crime so petty that the won't kill you to enforce it.
SergeantTerryJeffords
Unless you're rich and white
upfr0mhere
Judge Dredd is a documentary
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
HulksBigGreenDick
immortalbucket
National flag of MAGAts.
Rebar77
v2
HulksBigGreenDick
More accurate
MandrewJackson
Here's another similar story of the police not going in. But here a civilian goes in and kills the shooter, and the cops kill him. Source >>
MandrewJackson
https://www.cpr.org/2022/06/22/olde-town-arvada-shooting-johnny-hurley/
thedudeman519
Weren't Daniel Shaver and Philando Castile obeying?
pancreas
nah man, Shaver lost the game of Simon Says, so he had to die
lilmookieesquire
Squid Games US version: Pig Games
Xalaqia
The kid in the picture is white. Black kids get a different lesson.
Aikikp
Yeah white kids get this speech. Kids of color just get shot.
thedudeman519
So was Daniel Shaver
masterpainimeanbetty1
yeah, but he didn't simon says right
AvsFreak
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Ew, you got your sovereign citizen libertarian bullshit in my policing reform.
thedudeman519
Libertarian's were also very fucking quiet when Federal agents were snatching people up in unmarked vans
muchLongerUsername
I can understand and appreciate that they probably rented vans to deal with a surge in need. But you put a big sticker or such on. Fuck.
muchLongerUsername
Hell, I'd have accepted masking tape applied to look like the word 'POLICE'. SOMETHING.
thedudeman519
It's not a new practice for LE sadly. Warrant squads often do this. But the officers are in uniform.
delusionaldaydreams
Don’t forget that they say that they “smell marijuana in the car” so they have “probable cause” to search your vehicle.
muchLongerUsername
Not in New York, not anymore! That was specifically written into our legalization of cannabis.
delusionaldaydreams
That’s good. I know people that this happened to even though they don’t use weed. I live in Colorado now so I don’t have to worry either.
TheZommie
oh yea, someone walking through their neighborhood can have enough of a marijuana smell on them
TheZommie
including the police officer conducting the search in the first place
HtNrN
someone misspelled "let you die while youre threatened by an active shooter"
DUBAR70
"Active shooter" seems redundant -- I mean, what else is there -- "Inactive shooter?"
Angel337
No. They'll let you die even if you obey instructions during an active shooter situation
nasukkin
I mean, they asked kids to call out for help so that the shooter would target the kids instead of them... And he did.
KoalaOnTheJuice
They'll do that anyway; That goes without saying.
skizzit
Yeah, that kid isn't nearly brown enough to actually be shot by the cops.
Syxcfaq
The police have been working on their community outreach so they're trying to shoot more white people.
Baalzak
At least one of those kids was shot by a cop. Guaranteed.
HelloThere1812
But but but the cops said that didn't happen and we should just believe them. They deleted the cam footage because it's useless right?
Shaodyn
Either that or "shoot you for refusing to obey me."
thedudeman519
Hell they shoot you for obeying them
Shaodyn
Why is it that you have to go to a special school for 4 years to be a lawyer but cops only get 6 months of training?
Shaodyn
Knowing the law involves years of special school, but enforcing it somehow doesn't?
thedudeman519
I don't even know if the enforce the law. Watching Audit the Audit, they straight up make shit up on the spot. Because fuck you