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Mocking Bird attacking a Red-tail Hawk, who remains unperturbed.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJN7h6CDZeR/
Jul 12, 2017 9:51 PM
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Mocking Bird attacking a Red-tail Hawk, who remains unperturbed.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJN7h6CDZeR/
ITakesFairyCakes
might have had a nest in the area o:
ittybittyfartmachine
zma123456
This is the ultimate silent treatment.
Dinnerbird
Always upvote ornithology.
theitinerantnaturalist
Mockingbird is trying to get that predator to leave
mellowdrama
Hawk does not care about bird mosquito.
JustKiddingOrAmI
Red tailed hawk wishing he had read "to kill a mocking bird" in middle school, instead of trying to pick up chicks with his talons.
LutraLazuli
we're the mocking bird, and the hawk is the senators who are bought out and are against net neutrality
MissAsgariaFartcake
Well, you could say he mocked him
jgridlock
Pidgey used fly! It's not very effective!
CobraClutch
I once saw the same thing with an eagle and a flock of smaller birds. The eagle was entirely unfazed as it sat there eating one of the birds
iwasdoingfinelurking
The difference between cockiness and self assured confidence, in one gif.
CivilizedUndead
"Nice feathers, did your mom groom you?" -mocking bird "huh, you say something?" -Hawk
TCGView
Gotta hand it to the mocking bird who probably knows that hawk could literally rip his head off at any moment.
RogerG
When you smoked too much WEED...
Lignitec
it just don't give a fuck
horndogcentral
Zero
milad666
Lil nigga called for backup even.
TrustMeImABassist
I want the courage from the mocking birds and the patience from the hawk for me.
Roboholic
Mock! Yeah! Bird! Yeah!
Baldybeardman
MOCKING BIRD DON'T EVERYBODY KNOW THE MOCKING BIRRRRD
NuggyHashbrowns
This is how I feel sparring
ZeroZeta
LordVulpix
Tobias no longer gives a damn what that bird wants. He's keeping an eye on the yeerks. ... I'm now curious who gets that reference.
whhy
I swear to God Jerry if you don't knock it off ,I will eat you
BtchMuffin
I read that in Beth's voice.
Ioffersex
Who the fuck is Beth?
Arcian
Someone who is way too good for Jerry.
Ludicolision
The hawk made a mockery of him
Ameatyloaf
Hawk is probably sitting right next to their nest or food source.
GinOClock
Now the nest IS the food source
RaynWisp
Not necessarily, we have mocking birds that attack every bird that lands within our parking lot at work - feral cats too. They're dicks...
sprbwlshuffler
When you learn that "Mocking Bird" was an earned title.
KingMojoIV
Mocking birds are actually "Fucking asshole birds"
PrettyAlcohol
Agreed. I live in Texas and they have dive bombed everyone in my family at least once.
KingMojoIV
I'm from Tennessee, it's the state bird...
Awimachinegun
They also enjoy dive bombing in front of cars, forcing you to slam on your brakes.
VerdraaienVader
Tbh I wouldn't slam on the break, birds need to learn not to fuck with cars and trucks. Well they could just shit on it like they always do.
JiffyDealer
Trying to downvote a @Technohawk post on the FP
Technohawk
JiffyDealer
You're kinda welcome.
Technohawk
JiffyDealer
SomeRandomNobhead
Hawks are some majestic ass fuckers.
SuchaPunchableFace
I have yet to see hawk anal and have no plans on viewing it in the foreseeable future.
SpaceHonky
They just love fucking ass.
screwdriverone
Phrasing dude
GolFoehammer
oh dear sweet jeebus, I got tears squirting outta my eyes now. +1!
Soujaofmisfortune
The hyphen exists for a reason, people: majestic-ass fuckers, or majestic ass-fuckers. Which is it?
AstroTibs
If only SomeRandomNobhead had brought his hyphen, some poor soul wouldn't have to take one up the shitter from a hawk
NotFarEnough
Well given how birds mate it's technically kinda both
discotheque42
I love that mockingbirds don't give a fuck. I've watched them dive bomb cats in the yard.
TheMouseOfMadness
Mine would just lay there until they did that, then snatch them out of the air. They learned to stop.
cornbreesha
I hate them. They used to hurt my dog and you cant really google directions for killing mocking birds.
T3sl4co1l
I tried but all I got was two thousand of them instead
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Mockingbirds are the assholes of the bird world.
Cassodeus
Keep scouting around, you'll find something.
MediocrityGetsMeHot
You could try scaring them away. Boo!
TheLegendaryBonk
If that isn't a smack in the ego, I don't know what is. That hawk is literally mind fucking that bird.
theonedollarbill
That comment just mind fucked me.
jbrightmans
How to Ignore a Mockingbird
dgg7
How to mock a mockingbird
HomWapko
"The greatest insult an enemy can receive, is to be ignored."
icelandicsealbear
Wow. Take mind, Trump.
bnieu2
Man you beat me to the quote.
MyUsernameIsMyPassword
Ima Dot to save this One .
michaelhb
The Red-tail Hawk is near of the Mocking Bird's nest, Mocking Bird's defending the nest.
SensibleChuckleNorris
I'm sure the hawk has read the book.
Syrpynt
Not LITERALLY...
Dragondraikk
Are you sure? You don't know what sort of kinky shit is going on in that hawk's head!
CptRobotNinja
......o....m....g
SeamusMCMXCVI
Might be helpful actually. Maybe it'll size up what it can and can't mess with and not get killed by a predator for being dumb ?
starscape678
But... That hawk could eat the mockingbird for dinner if it wanted to. And it is a predator... So no?
SeamusMCMXCVI
maybe the hawk dgaf