I’m not a fan of sausage but I wish I was because it’s not bad for you. It’s just too much chewy meat in a casing; I have a major texture problem and avoid all foods that are chewy, like calamari.
Small point of order: Calamari is not chewy when cooked exactly perfectly. This makes it a good test for a cook, because if it's even SLIGHTLY over or underdone, it's chewy (And gets more rubbery the more under or overcooked it is).
If you manage to cook it exactly in the sweet spot, it's actually quite tender.
DaisyfromDownunder
teach it to fly.
shameofslate
Me too, kitty. Me too.
fartharder
CandleToad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ChvxsVgT8c
CambreathdTheSecound
what radicalized you...?
MSX98
pain
FetteredJuvenescence
No, it's sausage, not bread.
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
Steak. I love steak. I can't afford steak (no one can). Plz tease me with ur steak.
Munchman347
That's why I closed the bathroom door when I needed to take a leak, I didn't want my cat Pookie attacking my sausage...
ILoveThiPlatform
Hi Pookie!! 🐱
meganical
I’m not a fan of sausage but I wish I was because it’s not bad for you. It’s just too much chewy meat in a casing; I have a major texture problem and avoid all foods that are chewy, like calamari.
breadedfishstrip
Have you tried blood sausage? I'm serious - the texture is nothing like "regular" sausage
FetteredJuvenescence
Small point of order: Calamari is not chewy when cooked exactly perfectly. This makes it a good test for a cook, because if it's even SLIGHTLY over or underdone, it's chewy (And gets more rubbery the more under or overcooked it is).
If you manage to cook it exactly in the sweet spot, it's actually quite tender.
tallyhoho
I wouldn't count that being high enough for kitties to not jump on they're way more resourceful and diabolical than people think
ILoveThiPlatform
The fact that the cat didn't risk their life jumping onto a link, makes me think this is ai
zerogenix
fookin diabolical
Wobbleding
And tenacious. Don't forget tenacious!
Oultnil
And don't forget diabolical. Cause once isn't enough.
Interleaver11111111
That cat:
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firlefranz
The sausage: https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZGFnYWtzMnp3Zm54ajNheWNqYXFkMWkydzg0cm56cDFraWh4b2V6ZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/spfi6nabVuq5y/200w.mp4
newphonewhoodis
The movie is “What about Bob?” and I cannot recommend it enough.
FetteredJuvenescence
Be aware that it has EXTREME potential to trigger social anxiety. But yes.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
My car raised her head and looked at me like "what the fuck is that?!"
Interleaver11111111
You have a nice asshole. Am I doing this right?
vindik8or
Sure, but don't forget to Honoré de Balzac.
AbelardSnazz
That joke deserves more credit
firlefranz
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZXgzNzl3NXAyNHNwbW04YTZlYXNpNmh4eGtwM2hxN3phcnNwbnEwcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lEVZJzy4w15qE/200w.mp4
itsjustplaid
Oh my god! A sentient car!
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
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ILoveThiPlatform
Do the youngins know Herbie?
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
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ILoveThiPlatform
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