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Mar 17, 2019 9:38 PM
silentpterneas
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crissp007x7
You were DRUNK!!!
ilovedogsbutmineisanasshole
Those are 2 faces I could never be mad at
Countingtotaco
Definitely the blonde
PelvisVesel
Do you have a butler? Cuz if so, the butler always did it
canyouthriveat35
Or the maid
Mercurybird
Looks like something from Mad Max... I think it’s quite cleverly done! Don’t try to wash it off...
Sallavar
They may take our lives, but they'll never take out freedom!!!!
Snickt
I can’t imagine being told by a neighbor that my face was defaced
JustAnotherGuy42
... there must be someone else, those eyes cannot lie!
burstintoflames
Kratos lookin rough lately
wherethehorriblethingsare
Yep, that's a young Raiders fan.
DUCKFORABUCK
Nah, she’s a Broncos fan. She has all her teeth.
themostirreleventnameintheworld
She will lose all of those
rodriguezequal
I thought you had been attacked by that dog!
GetOffMyLawnYa
I blame the mother.
maskaya
that’s what you get for being a Raiders fan...
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
heirsasquatch
I’m surprised this wasn’t what everyone thought of
Boondangle40
Not everyone can be Kratos
azzthom76
Hard to tell which of the suspects is the criminal mastermind behind this crime.
Bystandr
3-5 is a magic age. Why not magic marker?
AJerkyMcJerkface
Kratos
disruptivedecimal
Boy .
wingsortrees
thebridgejumper
That would imply he killed his family already
OneNeoEon
Naw. Red tattoo was something he had before he went all Pater-familicide. Ash grey skin is the mark of Kratos's sin.
thebridgejumper
Oh right. Thanks?
DarkSock
Is that a Banksy?!? Lucky...
LightingSquirrel
I hope banks gets somebodys face one day. Volunteers to do a face painting and does one of their own accidentally.
lazerbeer
It was barksy
Emperorofman
No its someone we used to know
LePetitDino
SOMEBODYYYYY
stoneweaver
[that i used to know]
AmeliaBeloved
It was the hairy one!
boethius
It’s really not nice to talk about little girls that way.
fluhatinrapper
Looks guilty to me.
LetsTalkAboutIt313
Many cities in the Seleucid empire were self-governing. Many also received special privileges, especially the Macedonian colonies.
Icanbeliteral
woodveil
I get this Rocketman reference!
AmeliaBeloved
Finally, you've arrived! I was worried you'd never show up!
skippy911
It's not always Hagrid
HitachiMagicWand
Lies! Lies and slander! This is all the tiny humans fault!
MiraIsABear
Im dying laughing imagining what it would have been like to be your neighbor and get to point out that discovery for you
ScottaHemi
stilloldbull
You on the warpath?!
abundantbadgers
Thought that was the NY subway system tattooed on his face.
SchmidtOnYoLip
It’s a treasure map to some brown gold.
abundantbadgers
Brown gold, Texas pee.
mikemonk1
Boomertwins
This actually looked like he was assaulted and bleeding when quickly looked at
shortwarrior
Damn markers are sharp.
ExquisiteConundrum
I thought the same thing lol
modestmonster
First glance, I thought they were medical markings for surgery and that the dog attacked lol
Blackfinity
+10000 dad-points. Now get her back.
MrHobbes14
I tried to do this to my sisters little daughter. Sister wasn't amused haha
ZhevraQueen
The little booger would probably enjoy it...
schoodic66
How in Gawds name do you sleep thru that???!!!? I am so feckin’ jealous
ZhevraQueen
I know, right?
Kashlok
Kratos?
ZhevraQueen
Dad of War!
AtsaMattaForMe
when does your album drop?
cazkey
Song list: ima gona beat that ass, you in deep shit, WTF is wrong with u, TV-When u turn 18, This hurts me more than U, gimme that belt!
themightierpenis
Post frommafone
jeffhoward5
*souncloud mixtapes
Magisterial
Nunyajonesinc
We in da studio right now....
krissypoojackets
Probably When your balls do, so in 2 years.
oghunter10
SunOfSanSebastian
https://imgur.com/GOuv7Ry
DarkSock
Underrated comment right there...
IntentiomalTypo
Highly rated comment right there
DarkSock
Noice!
UserJace
Hah
prepeymad
NT-14?
TheChoclateDogThatCould
After his nap
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Yes
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
His name is lil...?
juffowup00
Lil messd up
UmamiMama
DJ scribbles
pizzatheyorkshireterrier
Lil Nanny
asomiakanawa
these have me dying with laughter lmao
AdventureRoomba
lil’ marka
insectman
Lil Sleepy
OtterAvalanche
Lil felt tip
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
Lil TotallyNotACop
Selbbub1
Lil' Sharpy
MikeKC
Lil 4leg Bandit
SmashingBrickCastration
Lil shark! Do do do
nvrclr
Lil’ Nap
Callbox
OP is a modern sound cloud rapper so he is actually skipping the music all together and just going right to prison.
humanmeatshield
dont you mean dirt nap?
jm151
it's funny 'cos it's true
krissypoojackets
Good one
Alphahi
This tickled me.
KevinBhall
masterful
Dmgctrl
Zero downvotes? You're a legend!
cDobbs9
Now look what you did.
Turkishtime04
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Psychodellic
Dave Chappelle would approve of that comment
DevonGronka
Then he's going to get a few bookings where he just yells at people for not listening to him half-assed mumble over fruity loops samples.1/2
DevonGronka
it's called "performance art"; it's probably a little too high brow for you folks.
GerberLegalTeam
What's wrong with fruity loops?
DevonGronka
Nothing's wrong with it. I just like the imagery the story evokes.
GerberLegalTeam
True.