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Dec 17, 2017 9:48 PM
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Yggdrasilstreehouse
This looks like your mum has a shop at Diagon Alley or something. Wow.
Brinxter
Oh my lawd, if these are the desserts, i don't think i'd touch the meal!
SimplyBarbers1984
Is your mom a Keebler elf ? This is amazing!
thegrimcoder
Holy Jesus...
JakeSuperPants
You could open up a store with that alone haha
aenimaa
Is this Heaven?
PapaHereNow
Momma don’t play.
Illpass
So when is said Christmas party?? I will bring a dish and an ugly sweater. +1 for an awesome mom
TRexine
I didn't think Imgur allowed pornographic images.
chefboyld
I lost it when it came to the cheesecakes.
Crazyjemjem
DubhIainn
I don't want to sound blasphemous, but I believe this may actually be a legitimate usage scenario for comic sans.
Snoron
If the font wasn't already hated then it would be fine for stuff like this, yeah. I'm not pleased with the positioning of the text, though!
SaraRachelleM
I’m up for adoption.
rollerskateorgies
Candy cane hearts. Do you... do you just bite right into those? Or awkwardly suck on one of the bulbous sides.
CairoLen
Break in half. Eat chocolate. Then suck the chocolate off the candy cane, with loud slurping noises while saying "Yeah, you like it."
SoyKarlReyDePatos
Fucking brilliant with the DIY cheesecake toppings.
Huldra
Can i come? Please?
MostLikelyPooping
Is it possible to share some recipes? I'd like to make stuff for my nieces pre-k Christmas party!
Randersuarus
Same!
youngcasper
I scrolled through comments to see if I was the only one wanting them. I'll take the whole lots recipe list please please please.
whatupmyknitters
i'd also like some of these recipes!
fredhoffman1968
my toes fell off just browse'n this
initialDee
I gained 20lbs scrolling this post. Enjoy your +1
PinPointSnarkuracy
*clench* MY PANCREAS!!!!!
tacattack
When you say the queen mother of all swear words.
youregoodbutImCrowley
IreallywantmynametobeSpaghetti
Oh ffffffuuuuudddge............Only I didn't say "fudge" I said The Word
tacattack
The F- - - word
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
What did you say? *silence* That's... what I thought you said.
tacattack
TargetedAdBot
So if this is for Christmas season. How are other seasons?
gingersnapdragon
Imgur now wants your mom to adopt them.
Valentijn101
Yes, please
madragoran
Me too! I want to at least be invited to that party!!!!
blakeatwork
Your mum can use whatever font she bloody well likes :D
shrubtim
License to use comic sans. That is some high praise there.
SlightlyGreasySolarAtoms
Does she have a website with recipes?
Zella111
This!!! Or is she willing to share any recipes with us. I'll follow you and upvote everything you post for a few recipes lol
shrubtim
Maybe next year I will get off my ass and do a full rundown. It’s the least I could do as her son.
ImNachoBoyfriend
Pleeeeeeeeeease.
TacTak
As someone who loves making food, I would appreciate recipes.
iamnotsirwalterscott
Has she ever taken cake decorating classes? Some of those are just too pretty, like the bows on the creme de menthe cookies!
jazzielady
She decorates food as her job.... i read a replies past.
Iamhedonismbot
mrw I see them mini cheesecakes
castlemacaw
In my friend group we call the late snack/2nd dinner from going out all night a "bang bang" ... I thought it was catching on for a 2nd there
castlemacaw
"Y'all, let's bang bang." "BANG BANG!!" Food trucks.
freakishdarling
It's a cheesecake bar! Whatever topping you want. That's fucking genius.
SparklDriver
doodlebut88
i’ve never seen this gif and i can’t stop laughing
cheeseguy3412
Hell, for those alone i'd eat the comic sans labels too.
Ledzo
Literally the motherlode... 8)
Nuonaton
This is an acceptable use of that font. +1 for delicious looking goodies!
TheGreatBlueHeron
Eh, a little Comic Sans here and there is not so bad.
idrinkcheapbeer
Right? It's the best use of it I've ever seen. Besides, Papyrus is much worse.
gillyofphilly
The papyrus skit on SNL with Ryan Gosling is hysterical...
sixteenbottlesintheowlery
I've never been less upset at the use of this font
jheld5475
Came to see the same thing. I can't think of a more appropriate time for it. Office memos, not do much
AVoiceOfReason
Yes. Comic Sans is okay to use for fun, silly things. It's just not for formal occasions, web design, etc. Every font has a purpose.
putthatbackfromwhereitcamefrom
How long does it take her to make all these?
periwinklepanda
.
N8dork2020
And I can’t even take the time to reheat my pizza
IamNotaBlackMan
I would imagine 3 days to a week at minimum if you plan super well, two weeks if you have fridge space to keep the chocolates in..?
lostconfusedandeasilydistractedheylookapenny
OP above said "takes about 3 wks, mostly on her own" to make it all.
putthatbackfromwhereitcamefrom
Omg that is crazy
lostconfusedandeasilydistractedheylookapenny
i would a) eat a lot of it b) gain a lot of weight c) cheesecake
danbrazier
Is she single?
mcassblaster
I want in!
PMurFP
I don't care if she's single... Can I be adopted?
HazyWasabi
I'll ting her ling if you know what I mean
ICreatedAnAccountJustToRespondToADarkSoulsComment
Give her the ol' Peanut Butter Balls amirite
AsaMetric
Know what I ming*
Lustythemage
I thought the exact same thing
Ekime187
Better yet is she adopting?
MasterNateT
I'd rather be adopted.
serialkillazjungle
I'm a 43 year old married man who's adopted by a single lesbian woman who would love some of that gorgeous looking food, where do I sign up?
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Is she looking to adopt an older child
dbanner5
Can I at least be invited so I can be her best friend?
OmnibusLatinName
F that, is she employed? I got a great opportunity for her!
tippitytapperperson
OP's mom has got it going on
Ledzo
I kept scrolling but it didn't stop.
squiddlyDOwrong
Just what I was thinking
ImNachoBoyfriend
I'm a 22 y/o female. Please OP's mom adopt me. I'll help you make cookies.
Blankhere
I've been eating rice cakes my whole life. I deserve her D: not any of you!
OPsfirstwife
Im a 30 yo woman. Can I get on that list too?
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Add me to.... This is gonna be one of those old times Mormon relationships
lDrMantisTobogganMDl
Me and my boyfriend want in as well. Package deal.
talos2
I'm a 29 yo man. Tell her that I have a good meme collection, I hear that that's what women are looking for.
TheGriffin
I mean, I'm all for polyamorous relationships
OPsfirstwife
Not moms.... tell her i have coupons
talos2
I see how it is... tell her that I have opera tickets!
idkalan
Oh yeah well I use coasters and I don't put my elbows on the table when eating
lestrat
TheGriffin
Asa <3
Cutestuffies
Woman in her 30s, is she willing to adopt me. I'm down a set of parents. :(
LSparkles
:(
LSparkles
Also me: get out of the way, PIck me! Pick me!
RockSolidWorkaholic
I need to know. How many people are coming, and how much insulin stock should I buy?
FromDenmarkWithHate
It's just @OP and his mom and dad.
unicornfun
Don't forget an inhaler, always pace yourself, and stay hydrated. If OP gives address, I would show up early to "help out."
YannieRoo
Lmao I’m a T1D and I was wondering the same
daftthoughts
I'm picking up new needles tomorrow, I'll grab you a pack of 5 NovoRapid pens while I'm there. Hope that'll suffice.
Harryurhandsrfreezing
This was delicious! Wait, I can't feel my legs? Fuck it, pass the peanut butter buddies.
quattroformaggix4
If you want the peanut butter buddies, roll to get them yourself
1400Smegabytes
Make sure you get the dodgy Italian knockoff-looking ones that get jammed on the end of the pen
daftthoughts
Mine sometimes come with Greek writing on them.
1400Smegabytes
I like to guess the country of origin on my way to pick up my prescription. I've never been right.
daftthoughts
And every time you think it's foreign, it's your own country's batch.
ThePerfectGif
No need. She grounds up metformin and cooks it in to offset the ridiculous amount of sugar she has to use.
EdwardWongHauPepuluTivruskiIV
How do you cover the smell of metformin though?
101101o
With the sugar
MrsMarion
Everyone gonna be poopin' after that party then.
SelkieSirenSong
You might be thinking Metamucil
MrsMarion
Oh no, I definitely meant it for the metformin. (I take it)
ThePerfectGif
No. I take it. He's thinking of the right stuff. When you first start taking it, it's like taking a colon cleanse. :/
heroinesick
Protip: Ground up your metformin and put it in a capsule. For some reason it doesn't make it quite so ex-lax-ey.
Badenov
Do you actually know how lucky you are to have a Mother like that? Bet she buys sugar wholesale
realargonwolf
I'll bet she owns stock in Domino that she never technically bought.
AdmJota
And by "lucky", you mean "diabetic" -- how can you have a mother like that and not end up too big to fit through the doorway?
shrubtim
I am actually not a huge fan of sweets. I think my childhood was a series of sugar ODs and crashes. I got my fill.
FierceAndAdorable
If she s making this for a party and not all the time hopefully she's ok
thirdcoast
you're no fun
bilbywilby
It's actually a burden. You just get sick of all baked goods eventually. Even oreos and Reese's.
quattroformaggix4
My family can vouch for this. The swing between “Stop baking Quattro!” And “why no cake today!?!” is hilarious. Can’t win with some folks.
Badenov
No I meant exactly what I said, My mother passed last year and loved to bake. Go find someone else you can put your words into their mouth
PajamaStripes
fathersisterberzerker
*that escalated quickly gif*
inappropriatetimetomasturbate
LSparkles
I'm sorry about your mom.
AdmJota
I'm sorry about your loss; no offense was intended. I just know that I would not have the restraint to *not* eat everything on that table.
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AdmJota
Dude, don't be a jerk. I'm just talking about how delicious the food looks.
ilovecake
That’s your dumbass problem then. All of that was for a once a year party, you fucktarded Scrooge.