Another Pokemon Dump

May 6, 2017 1:20 AM

MotleyJoy

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My favorite things are Pokemon and SpongeBob dumps, and there's a little number in here that combines them both.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#18 I think you'll find it was actually a drying pan.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Would be Growlithe + Tyranitar actually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Eggs and egg tree are actually fucking biological organisms.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Bulbasaur line is the Aquaman of the starters. It's crazy how GF consistently changes the meta to make Venusaur so competitive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tbf a lot of us picked Squirtle or Charmander because they had moves that made it easier to beat the 1st gym with rock types in Pokemon Red

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn't the concepts that made the pokemon shittier, it was the overdesigned executions. To many extraneous frills and lines.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well that Bulbasaur one is bullshit. Technically Blastoise is the superior of the 3, with Venusaur, believe it or not, coming dead last.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You have pokemon trainers like Bug Catchers and School Kids. I want to be a Pokemon Taster.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not in a sexual way, I hope.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just hungry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was a good Pokémon dump

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Every time I see someone say "Pokémon was better when I was a kid than now"

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 12

Gen 7 is best gen

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I've liked it so far, liked gen 3 and 5 too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Everything was fine until I was told not to make fun of go. That game was great for the first two weeks until you realized it's just a>

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

>piece of trash with no actual goals. You just sit there between two pokestops collecting shit and that's it since the gyms are a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yum

9 years ago | Likes 290 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Source?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did Team Rocket actually win a battle in the anime?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yup

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe in gen 7 mimikyu beats pikachu once

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was a double battle, mareanie and mimikyu vs pikachu and rowlet. When you think about it, it does seem like an easy win for rocket. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mareanie took care of rowlet with poison attacks and mimiyu just hated pikachu so much it let him beat the hell out of him.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is pokemon go still a thing? I thought 90% of its playerbase got tired after a few weeks

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 11

If they add fighting people I'm back in a heartbeat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recently read 65 million people still play on a monthly basis

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still play it. The fadbase got tired.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

It did. Now they only have the super dedicated.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

And honestly good for them. They enjoy it, it gets them outside and active, so yea good for them.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That game was fucking huge. 10% of the people is still more than enough for a community of players.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The excitement lasted about an hour for me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

a couple of days to me, when I saw a 3000 cp pokemon at my local gym on the first day and realized how shitty the combat was.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah that was my main problem - it was a Pokemon game with the very core of Pokemon games ripped out.I'm not a Pokeman fan since the 1/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1990s or so, but I felt bad for the fans never the less. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren't Execcutor's heads supposed to be coconuts? Egg tree didn't sound right :/

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Actually exeggcute are supposed to be egg-like seeds. So coconut-egg hybrids would fit pretty well

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're still eggs, but ya it's based on coconuts in trees.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It's strange. Its name is Ex-egg-utor, and it knows moves like "egg bomb"... yet it's described as the coconut pokemon. lol

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Yeah "ex-egg" it used to be an egg. Now it's a coconut

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's kinda like how people try to argue exeggcute as seeds not eggs since its a grass type

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually they are heads, there's a good in depth look at the mythological tree it's based on over on game theory.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/l5W72Go6g5E

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely watching this later

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone have a link to Team Rocket beating Ash?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/uIb5ZECHBl4 Pokemon got weird.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's in a recent sun/moon anime episode. Sorry I'm on mobile and too lazy to look it up. I watched it subbed on YouTube though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know why so many people find it hard to believe pokemon are based off of real animals

9 years ago | Likes 255 Dislikes 4

My sword Pokemon can't understand either.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously? Ekans is Snake backwards!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

No way any real life animal looks like Seel

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wow, even the trash bags?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They're based on real life trash bags.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And a magnet.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No freaking way. Where can I find a real life pidgey?? Oh... Wait

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

But the garbage Pokemon was just a fuckin joke. Just like vanilla which was ice cream. Animals I get, shit inanimate objects I do not.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Trubbish is the exact same as Grimer, but with solid waste instead of liquid waste. And Vanillite's "cone" isn't actually part of it (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's an icicle that formed beneath it. As for the rest of the inanimate objects, they're either ghosts possessing things or based on myths

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

plus objects coming to life is a big part of Japanese culture there are lots of examples and they form their own group of yokai Tsukumogami

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

which in of themselves can be considered demons or spirits

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They assume certain aspects are artistic license and are surprised that a real animal could look that strange.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

My host sister didn't know cats and dogs are born in litters...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought you said "hot sister" and got kind of worried.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The hotter ones tend to be dumber

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0