Feb 23, 2026 6:54 PM
TheOneYouWereWarnedAbout
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kaijuuGold
granny got old for puttin suckas in the grave
ravenousj
Agent 1
GlenL
And now you know why grandpa isn't there to play the game
dingybasement350
How do you think she got to be that old? Granny's seen some shit.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Try taking a real gun in this way from a person who knows how to use it and has a good grip and you'll just get shot
dfairchild1216
Real world smarts right there
Bludabeagle
I won't have hesitated....... F I R E !!
hogeyegrex
#teamgrandma
nation543
This is my favorite version of Mr. Sandman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfQPr6GChC8
suntea888
We have a saying in my country, the devil knows because he's the devil but more so because he's old
IgnisInvictus
Go granny go!
Had2bclever
Why did I sing this like the Inspector Gadget theme song
UserNamesArentEasy
Little old lady from Pasadena!
alcaray
They call her the sandman.
shalafi71
"The only thing you can assume about a broken-down old man is that he's a survivor."
darthinebriated
"Always be wary of old men in areas where most die young."
Schadwen
"Remember Rule #1." --Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
CallMeCourierSix
Wizards First Rule?
kaneinencanto
The Doctor lies?
Detacheddavid
Fine. I do not remember Rule #1. I assume it's not "Do not talk about Fight Club". Is it "do not give up"?
onlyhalfghost
don't fuck with old folks in professions where they die young.
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little, bald, wrinkly, smiling man!
👴🧹
Vathz
We do not talk about Fight Club?
1stPortista
We ARE talking about it. Right now.
kaijuuGold
granny got old for puttin suckas in the grave
ravenousj
Agent 1
GlenL
And now you know why grandpa isn't there to play the game
dingybasement350
How do you think she got to be that old? Granny's seen some shit.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Try taking a real gun in this way from a person who knows how to use it and has a good grip and you'll just get shot
dfairchild1216
Real world smarts right there
Bludabeagle
I won't have hesitated....... F I R E !!
hogeyegrex
#teamgrandma
nation543
This is my favorite version of Mr. Sandman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfQPr6GChC8
suntea888
We have a saying in my country, the devil knows because he's the devil but more so because he's old
IgnisInvictus
Go granny go!
Had2bclever
Why did I sing this like the Inspector Gadget theme song
UserNamesArentEasy
Little old lady from Pasadena!
alcaray
They call her the sandman.
shalafi71
"The only thing you can assume about a broken-down old man is that he's a survivor."
darthinebriated
"Always be wary of old men in areas where most die young."
Schadwen
"Remember Rule #1."
--Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
CallMeCourierSix
Wizards First Rule?
kaneinencanto
The Doctor lies?
Detacheddavid
Fine. I do not remember Rule #1. I assume it's not "Do not talk about Fight Club". Is it "do not give up"?
onlyhalfghost
don't fuck with old folks in professions where they die young.
TheOneYouWereWarnedAbout
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little, bald, wrinkly, smiling man!
Schadwen
👴🧹
Vathz
We do not talk about Fight Club?
1stPortista
We ARE talking about it. Right now.