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Sorry for the selfie . I woke up to my cat serving me a live breakfest right on my chest . Thanks Prince Jellycat! The bird is ok , i let him go and thanked my cat for the gift. Sorry for my bad english i usually speak french.
*Frontpage??!! Yay!! Thank you guys, so much love !! I hope you got every hugs needed today :) xxxxx
Imnotgonnadoanythingtoday
The2ndMortiestMortyFromC136
Is that a chocobo on your tv?? Your very old tv...
atotalmoron
Looks like you just hit the imgur upvote jackpot!
Charyman
Your cat thinks you’re dumb and need to be fed :) cats are awesome.
freebigdaddyd
Is nobody else going to talk about the fact that her cats name is Prince Jellycat? 10/10 for the name! Good job madam, I concur!
thepatioheater
Looking after my sister's cat one time. He gave me a live moth. I was more impressed with him carrying a moth in his mouth than anything.
justarandombloke
My daughters cat was doing this to me, birds, mice. Even moths still alive. Now he brings dead presents like he gave up teaching me to hunt.
TheBritishAreComing
I once woke up with a dead bird buried in my basement. Admittedly I went to bed with a dead bird buried in my basement too...
Roshiro
"Well, this is an interesting predicament" -the Burd, probably
twasbrillig9
Ne t'inquiète pas ton anglais est parfait
Themurderguy
Princess Jellycat is the best name for a cat.
SirDistic
Princess Monster Truck is too
mity0k23
Cat is having second thoughts about giving you the bird. Look at that face.
DumberBlonde
He's saying "you're gonna eat that, right?"
mity0k23
“You best be eating that!”
FarOuter
I'm just glad that you thanked the cat.
mercure
Bonjour du Québec. +1 Pour le prince JellyCat
thiscocainemakesmefeellikeimonthiswebsite
The cat now thinks that you’re simple. He’s just trying to teach you to hunt for yourself. You should’ve devoured that bird. Make em proud
PunteDai
Maybe the cat wants a pet birb
somethingawesomeandgreat
MehEdits
I want to imagine it being horrified "The fuck Karen"
digifuzzy
How to tell your cat loves you - they bring presents
foxybelle
/a/7x48Mnt
foxybelle
He kind of tried to teach me to hunt the bird too! On the picture he show me to slap the bird with his paw
PaladinWiggles
I like your chocobo sticker
OneAngryDwarf905
Good cat, good english, nice selfie
thathippienudistsmokerdudeyouignore
Prince JellyCat is the best name
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
You are a genuine Disney princess now.
BladeRan
Is that a CRT TV in the background?
braingain
ImMrbulldops
hell yea, ive still got one too
DavPaz
Great for retro gaming
PrcLrc
Time to play retro games !
foxybelle
Yes, oldschool gamers here :)
KnucleheadFlow
A CRT with a chocobo? Somebody's the real deal.
yoob
Prince Jellycat is a really good name :)
KyleButNotThatKyle
If you hadn't said, "Sorry for my bad English", I would never have known English wasn't your first language.
ddaaddddyypantz
Lobo127
+1 for chocobo :)
LokiUnchained
Kweh!
58d8fee2
Wark!
Zunderfeuer
''For Christs sake Karen! Eat something!...''
billdozer86
Your English c’est plus meilleur que ma français.
LadyWidebottom
That's worth two in the bush, right there.
Deathwing777
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
RedBeardedTrucker
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
WhoIsFlabbergasted
FatStarlord
TheMrPendragon
Everyone knows one in the hand is worth two in the bush, but assuredly I tell you a hand in the bush is worth three birds.
MisanthropicAnthropoid
StewartGilbert76
Had to come back to upvote you.
LadyWidebottom
Many thanks, friend!
bluenautilus2
MisanthropicAnthropoid
This is for you:
RaynebowDeathtrap
Yo thanks +1
MisanthropicAnthropoid
My pleasure
ManicDepressiveMuffin
I read somewhere that if a cat is bringing you "presents", it is because it thinks you are too dumb to hunt for yourself.
ComcastLover
WhatzitTooya
"Boy, this behemoth is big enough to kill a dog, and they settle with boxed food! I have to teach them the joy of murdering critters!"
Thewinterisstillhere
This or he just show you what he could do with you when you are asleep
EpOzOnE
T'inquiète pas du top commentaire haineux... C'est une sorte de coutume ici.... 'Murica fuck yeah ! Stupid and proud if it
tennisVoter
They bring it to you because cats don't know how to cook it.
nateglen350
Oh, a vegan.
iravendarknessi
If you get dead ones you're too stupid to hunt. If you get live ones, you've graduated to pray that could get away so you're not hopeless.
MalthusAndreusDrake
that's one of the main reasons yes. kind of sad, poor stupid humans can't catch bird.
Kittynomnoms
It's also because they love you and don't want you to starve.
marsbaltz
My cat brought me a live squirrel. That was an interesting morning, I tell you what...
DrPepper523
Had a cat that would sleep on moms hair or by her neck..started bringing her things inbed. Dead bird, stunned mouse, perfectly healthy snake
FarOuter
I wonder how did they find that out...
UltraBooster
They probably just asked the cat
ThisIsSteel
I feel like it's an assumption one dude made and the internet just ran with it.
RosiePosiePuddinNPie
It's how they teach their kittens. First, dead things. Then, kinda alive things. Then, half dead things. Then, alive things. So @OP is lv4.
foxybelle
Its exaclty what happend. I had pigeons, mouse, rats, two or tree half eaten small birds..and then this.
CaarlThatKillsPeople
My cat always brings things in (we have a cat door) eventually started bringing in worms. “Dude, catch it, it caNT EVEN MOVE!!”
Sprite901
You're hopeless
FarOuter
It's not like you keep feeding them and they keep seeing you eat. I think of it as just a present.
flamingflamingo
Cats sort of treat humans like kittens, which is why they meow at us. I think it's more likely they want us to learn to hunt than have any>
flamingflamingo
> concept of gift giving. Especially when they bring us stunned or injured animals.
Rivalyn
They don't know how you get that food, they just assume that you are the luckiest, most horrifically deformed cat they've ever met.
LazyJones1
Or, they are just practicing their paternal skills on you, and don't really care about your abilities.
AlexDuos
I like to think they're just returning the favor like how dogs watch your back when you poop.
ManicDepressiveMuffin
I like this thought too.
AnImpossibleGirl
Not just dogs! My cat is a good cat and guards me any time I go to the loo, and while I'm eating. She won't let anyone hurt me, I'm pack.
AlexDuos
This is very true my cats do this too. My animals all take turns keeping guard.
foxybelle
I think its a good theory because my cat was acting like he tried tontech me to bitch slap the bird...
wanderingdreams
New favourite phrase right here "bitchslap the bird"
sunakochaniscrazyforbones
He thinks you are improving hence the living bird. Next he will invite you to join in hunting.
MalthusAndreusDrake
that you used 'bitchslap' instead of just 'slap' is too funny!
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
I like how English is your second language and you still chose to got the route of, "my cat trying to tech me to bitch slap the bird."
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
*teach
Otomasoteraph
Have you thanked the skilled hunter for the gift? That's cat etiquette!
foxybelle
I thanked him, pets and treats :)
foxybelle
/a/7x48Mnt
rinrenee
This is all so great
DerpsterCaro
You look so concermed and then your cat is just like "hey fool, kill it now! Do it."
ManicDepressiveMuffin
Das a good bitch slap
AqualadTheRealMVP
"See Karen, now you bitch slap the flying biskit. But don't slap it with the finger daggers, relish the moment."
narniasreal
It's a French cat, so it would see it as a flying croissant or maybe eclaire.
pegmis
I like how you say your English is bad and normally speak French but used "bitchslap" in a sentence correctly
furriephillips
Yeah. No merde, that’s Bon beaucoup Angleterreish.
DaveElfstaine
High five to the guy who was teaching her English and taught her that bitchslap is the correct word. I can picture her using it...
DaveElfstaine
..at work to her boss, in front of kids, in front of a judge, on live TV...
foxybelle
Well, we say "fuck" a lot..
radicalflaarqueen
priorities on point @op
Sqwuid
I learned curse words in both german and norwegian before I learned any other words lol
MotherNorth
Fæn!
JokeDestroyer
Curse words are always so much better in languages other than English.
Sqwuid
Not in norsk. Not in norsk... but in german, yes. You can really get your teeth around them
VagueMonkey
I dunno... Did you see the shit storm of tweets when Trump went to Scotland? The Scots don't mess around!
Hyippy
Merde and putain are pretty much 75% of my french
NoParticularPlaceToGo
Add "bordel", and combo: "Putain de bordel de merde !"
Supernerdje
2 words = 75%? Explain.
Hyippy
Oui
Hyippy
I'm going by number of letters