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My first attempt at a bacon weave. It went pretty well
white onions and a whole habanero in olive oil, salt, and pepper
Bacon weave out of the oven.
Put it in the oven at 375 for 15 minutes, then drained the excess fat. Popped it back in for another 10 minutes to crisp up.
Weave cut in half and placed on a toasted piece of sourdough
Two fried eggs
Topped with the onion/pepper mixture
Gooey yolks to finish it off.
JennaMack
Can....can I wife you?
MenteRancia
u're gonna die, pretty soon..
AllenaLancaster2
plausible outcome: ALIENS
KaBaKi
Just because you lose a job, it does not mean you have to commit suicide!
Chudnofsky
Bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips...
eognitsua
I saw the bacon weave, then read "I got laid". For a moment I was a little jealous.
OpenMarshmellow
Did that too... although this would also be a perfectly acceptable "just-had-sex" meal too
PedanticYetEarnest
Toss some provolone on there, and we have a winner.
AllUserNamesWereTakenDammit
You sir need to open your own bacon weave store and I will be your top customer
Cobaltios
I think if he sold these on the run, he could make a decent living off of that.
shawesome
My mouth just came.
CountryMetal01
What No Cheese?
shawesome
My mouth just came.
Mystakaphoros
I think that's called saliva...
JohnTheHogy
and I swallowed..
ILoveCatsILoveEveryKindOfCatIJustWannaHugAllOfThem
That hat looks like it needs a wash
MenOnlySeeBasicColours
Clogged Arteries never looked so good.
DiglettDigDiglettDigTrioTrioTrio
you may like this: I am pretty darn sure dietary cholesterol and blood cholesterol are not related. So feast upon those eggs and bacon
penthief
Not to be an asshole, but that may not be true. Carbs might be causing the heart disease. While science debates, I eat the bacon.
HeyGuysImBrian
I always wonder if the food people prepare and take pictures of ends up cold by the time they eat it.
ShamrockFury
Brb, gonna get fired so I can be motivated to create something this amazing.
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
nomnomnom ... heart attack, but nomnomnom
Hoonertang
i would eat that naked
Badgerfan1181
As a Wisconsinite wheres the cheese
yahcodee
I am so hungry now.
ProfessorMosby
Sorry about the job..but..maybe..a future career in bacon chef?
Seraphiel
HabanerNO!!
Chaple
What you know about next level breakfast, Son?
gman103
What an eggcelent sandwich!
TheLurkingLurkerShallLurkNoMore
Ill hire you
Warranty
Dude. CHEESE.
Icantbebothered
Confession Bear: If you're wearing a cap, I'll assume you're a fucking douchebag.
khora
I would not eat anything that has been that close to it.
Icantbebothered
I wouldn't eat anything its wearer has been in the general vicinity of.
refkoer
dude wash your cap.
blightfire
My sentiments exactly.
refkoer
thank you.
iamthisguy247
You...you need to wash your hat.
DonezoBaggins
It's obviously a work hat (next to his work gloves). No need for washing.
pillowymoundsofmashedpotatoes
http://imgur.com/blriYfq
bentwrenches
http://imgur.com/fO1GKvZ
HalloweenAintTillManana
It looks like a work hat. If you sweat at your job it will always look like that.
harshmeister
first thing you should do is wash your hat.
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
he's a MAN. real men don't wash their hats!
dcazcaz
Real men also don't keep that hat on their kitchen countertop... or anywhere the food is prepared...
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
why not? there are way worse microorganisms in EVERY refrigerator. dirt doesn't do shit!
iamthisguy247
To be honest I have never washed a hat, but I like to own a bunch so none of mine have ever looked like that.
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
To be honest I don't even have a hat, partly because I live in Germany; I'd only need it about 3 weeks a year. Also, they look stupid on me.
iamthisguy247
Yeah some people just can't wear a hat. My friend puts a ball cap on and looks like a train engineer.
alymurt
you forgot cheese!
HeyThatsMyFetish
Cheese is great, but not everything needs cheese. Also, it's way better to have a small amount of good cheese than gobs of Kraft Krap™.
JennaMack
It seriously amused me that you trademarked Kraft Krap. +1, to you sir.
aneightstorytallcrustaceanfromthepaleozoicera
Seriousfuckingly!
bensawn
as someone who is lactose intolerant- as delicious as cheese may be, it can give side effects that, um... suck.... a lot.
nfuego17
As someone who is also lactose intolerant: taking lactase enzymes help that problem.
pooptallica
Seriously. This sandwich is bullshit. This is why OP got laid off - shoddy fucking work.
sharK11
I prefer it without queso, so im totally doing this. gracias.
SonicMonkeys
Frank: "I didn't make him for you!"
chongothewarriormonkey
I read that in his voice. BEST COMMENT!
Apowerfulhorse
No he/she did not, he/she is obviously a vegan.
jonabong
Lactose much?
Mowglibeans
That's eggzackley what I thought. OP needs some melted cheesy goodness in that sandwich.
echomike
My first thought exactly!
MistaSmiles
He's broke nigga
infinity042
Cheese, gromit! we forgot the cheese!
NotHarroc
At first I was like, "Yeah, bacon breakfast sandwich!", but then the OP put it between bread. What a damn cop out, No wonder OP got sacked.
Truthisoptional
We forgot the crackers, gromit!
Placeboy
Thank you.
Someguy1hi
Cheese and onions and gooey eggs all together sounds gross as fuck...
DontTouchMyButtToGetMyAttention
Oh... No... What ever happened to you?!
robocopcalhoun
NO YOU SOUND GROSS AS FUCK
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OrCandy
as a Texan, cheese is never overkill lol
pooptallica
That'll teach you not to stand up for cheese!
slashleylizette
OP wins friends with salad.
pooptallica
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2534095/don-t-win-friends-with-salad-o.gif
slashleylizette
Plot twist: lactose intolerant
bmaximus
I am a plot twist
EyeballKid
Lack toast and tolerant*
aneightstorytallcrustaceanfromthepaleozoicera
No excuse. Must have cheese.
horsebananas
That isn't a plot twist. That is a very plausible outcome.
SweetestTaboo
going to start saying this instead
slashleylizette
plausible outcome: ALIENS
horsebananas
Now that is a plot twist. Unless you live in Roswell. Then its a very old joke.
slashleylizette
Old joke: Did you hear about the movie “Constipation”? … It never came out…