Dec 13, 2020 7:08 AM
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Ant0nyTpz5
Selerox
This makes me want a Wagamamas...
IchBinKrieger
Sassy looking bird.
aFloatingCabbage
“Is this what you want Jared... fuck your sticks” birb probably.
TCGView
"Oh, you like this? you like jokes? heheheh! Get the fuck outa here!"
holmestrix
I feel like this should have sound... or would be better with sound.
Alltheusersnamesaretakenandihatethis
kilgoth1
Still better than me with chopsticks.
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
Remember, this little guy is a descendent of dinosaurs...
FuzzyOne313
My wife had birds growing up. She refers to cockatiels as the "drunken frat boys of the bird world".
theguywiththevoice
Prop comic-atoo
pandemicpolemic
michielq19
This
dleeb
Birds are the dorks of animals
avantdernier0
Human shit
gekkepoes
Ticktockatoo
Nosmas001
Is that a head in the background?
Jamnew60
Song and dance bird!
ialoneambest
“For my next trick...”
TonyDetroit41
azzy48
Needs a zzziip! Noise as he yeets the sticks
pinhero
dman101proof
Dance dance yeet
iamspartan1262
I just wish my grandma's cockatoo wasn't such an absolute cock, they're such funny and intelligent birds
jpparkenbone
They're cute as hell but I have scar from a moluccan cockatoo to prove they're not for everyone.
wompwompwomp
I have scars on my eardrums and psyche from the constant screeching. Moms shitty ex used to yell at him, which he loved and got even louder
Taxicat
My first real job out of high school was at a pet store that specialized in exotic birds. Had to wear those ear coverings they use >
>at gun tournaments because I kept getting dizzy from all the noise.
weidermeijer
I still have a nice scar from an African Grey. Don’t know why anyone has a macaw on their shoulder. Lose an eye in a heartbeat.
DaveTheScientist
Haha yeah... I grew up in Venezuela around wild macaws. No fucking way anyone is putting one on my shoulder. I know what they can do, I know
the kind of destruction they think is funny, and I know how fast their moods can change. Hard pass.
bigcheezefartz
Pirate
BigKangDangaLangSlanga
Maybe that's actually how Cotton lost his tongue in the first one...
drunkbs
Nah, it was from a pizza that was too hot.
geraltofriva
Look, I'm a human, I eat with sticks, hurr durr! Fuck off!
GizmosBabySitter
I bet he uses a credit card and likes to order gluten free.
marcvgo
Noice
Mageworks
I imagine this being said in Matt Berry's voice
YourCommentOnATypewriter
chbarts
Everything looks more hipster on a typewriter.
GodsFoot
Just waiting for someone to invent a comic sans typewriter to fuck with people
Alomega
PLEASE, YES
2ant
quick google search : https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/10/the-comic-sans-typewriter/381673/
Ant0nyTpz5
Selerox
This makes me want a Wagamamas...
IchBinKrieger
Sassy looking bird.
aFloatingCabbage
“Is this what you want Jared... fuck your sticks” birb probably.
TCGView
"Oh, you like this? you like jokes? heheheh! Get the fuck outa here!"
holmestrix
I feel like this should have sound... or would be better with sound.
Alltheusersnamesaretakenandihatethis
kilgoth1
Still better than me with chopsticks.
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
Remember, this little guy is a descendent of dinosaurs...
FuzzyOne313
My wife had birds growing up. She refers to cockatiels as the "drunken frat boys of the bird world".
theguywiththevoice
Prop comic-atoo
pandemicpolemic
michielq19
This
dleeb
Birds are the dorks of animals
avantdernier0
Human shit
gekkepoes
Ticktockatoo
Nosmas001
Is that a head in the background?
Jamnew60
Song and dance bird!
ialoneambest
“For my next trick...”
TonyDetroit41
azzy48
Needs a zzziip! Noise as he yeets the sticks
pinhero
dman101proof
Dance dance yeet
iamspartan1262
I just wish my grandma's cockatoo wasn't such an absolute cock, they're such funny and intelligent birds
jpparkenbone
They're cute as hell but I have scar from a moluccan cockatoo to prove they're not for everyone.
wompwompwomp
I have scars on my eardrums and psyche from the constant screeching. Moms shitty ex used to yell at him, which he loved and got even louder
Taxicat
My first real job out of high school was at a pet store that specialized in exotic birds. Had to wear those ear coverings they use >
Taxicat
>at gun tournaments because I kept getting dizzy from all the noise.
weidermeijer
I still have a nice scar from an African Grey. Don’t know why anyone has a macaw on their shoulder. Lose an eye in a heartbeat.
DaveTheScientist
Haha yeah... I grew up in Venezuela around wild macaws. No fucking way anyone is putting one on my shoulder. I know what they can do, I know
DaveTheScientist
the kind of destruction they think is funny, and I know how fast their moods can change. Hard pass.
bigcheezefartz
Pirate
BigKangDangaLangSlanga
Maybe that's actually how Cotton lost his tongue in the first one...
drunkbs
Nah, it was from a pizza that was too hot.
geraltofriva
Look, I'm a human, I eat with sticks, hurr durr! Fuck off!
GizmosBabySitter
I bet he uses a credit card and likes to order gluten free.
marcvgo
geraltofriva
Noice
Mageworks
I imagine this being said in Matt Berry's voice
YourCommentOnATypewriter
chbarts
Everything looks more hipster on a typewriter.
GodsFoot
Just waiting for someone to invent a comic sans typewriter to fuck with people
Alomega
PLEASE, YES
2ant
quick google search : https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/10/the-comic-sans-typewriter/381673/
geraltofriva