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Jan 15, 2017 8:10 PM
babydiva3
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HawsePiper
Holy shit, hippos. Take a pill
morgan0073
Do those statistics take into account a Sharknado
Chereazi
The Hippo war will start soon, they are training....
tumoore
Mosquitos kill a lot more than any of them.
SultansofSchwing
Fear the murder balloons.
ApidaeEveryday
Worldwide or what? How many people do bees kill annually worldwide?
CryptoSavvy
700 billions animals being slaughtered every years. Cows, chicken, pigs. Nobody sees that.
BlindGoldfish
give a shark some legs and lets see how these stats change
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TheNightwang
Well technically people are already dead when put in a crypt.
aBadDrawingOfAFishEveryDay
A) it's not true. B) if you are in shark territory the probability of any of the others killing you is very low.
ocarinaplayer
What is this?!! Death by ants!
TheHeathLedger
Hate that my ex kills 2900 every year
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
Save a life, eat a cow.
Koshka89
Save a cow. Eat moar chkn.
Imotdtt
TheNightwang
Chance of crossing paths with a shark are much lower than the land dwelling animals. If they grew legs, we'd all be screwed though.
ferb444
Or if sharknado was real.
SaltismySugar
Sharks are at a statistical disadvantage though, we hang around horses and cows a lot more than sharks.
ThePrometheusAndBobTapes
But how many people hang around hippos?? And where do I sign up??
DadApproved
I thought cows killed a lot more, for that reason, but not on purpose.
letthestalkingbegin
Well, they don't always kill by accident. They can be dangerous when there are calves around...
Apeofdeath
Deer kill people or people accidentally kill themselves by hitting the deer while driving, its not like deer are hunting people
CorneliusSoctifo
Or are they?
AssistantToTheRegionalManagerDwightSchrute
Law and order DUN DUN
izzysage1616
Allot of I injuries come from hunters who approach a dying deer think it is dead only to get a surprise.
Apeofdeath
Surprise!
izzysage1616
Yup it's final revenge