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When Magneto has to work as a mechanic to pay the bills.
May 21, 2016 6:40 PM
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caesarjd
Cross threaded so hard!
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
When Magneto has to work as a mechanic to pay the bills.
TheRealMcCoy92
Where's the squiggly arms
chunkylova53
U got me. Feel good about yourself cunt
MetalMonstrosity
Oh I remember that comic, early college years magneto was the best
FBISurveillanceTeam
Magneto wouldn't need tools.
Melanisia
That was my first thought.
Cereaza
Magneto requires no drill.
Iliketittiesprinkles
Neither do mechanics, they use an impact wrench.
opitzbzg
Thanks! I'll be checking that out!
wadenelson1
Ingersoll-Rand Thundergun. It'll either take it off or break your arm trying.
Maiturbanisdurtee
bro why would magneto need to use the goddam spinny thingy
visgurian
Sufficient torsion to get the nut tight.
Flawlessi
he works at a metal factory in which he saves some dude and everyone there figures out he is magnito and sends the police to capture gim
Flawlessi
and in trying to capture him end up killing his little girl and wife. he of course gets angry and kills everyone and than joins apocalypse
Flawlessi
also he learns how to earth bend
nombre11
Now reverse it.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
There you go:
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rumandbass
you cheeky cunt
PoppyAppletree
Oh you.
Iliketittiesprinkles
Here you go.
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Chaserdoge
I love that this is being down voted.
ChrisTheGopher
Listen here you little shit.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Can't believe NASCAR still use multiple wheel nuts. Even V8 Supercars in Australia uses one large wheel nut.
Janusha
NASCAR represents everything which is backwards and cowboy amateurish with USA and its car culture. Thats why.
nameisunavailable
its more tradition than anything.
Shewy92
The way everyone is bitching about lug nuts this is ear that may be the case for next year
Iliketittiesprinkles
Apparently it's because they are supposed to be "stock" cars. Whatever the hell that means. "Stock" is used very loosely.
ideologist
Million horsepower engines dropped in bodies the shape of the "stock car"
EscarFrazzle
~700, but sure why not a million.
krugle
Too be fair a pit crew guy can make 6 figures a year.
dwilson0725
They are also typically top athletes.
The701
Wow. ....and I just envisioned a squad of robot arms replacing them.
The701
(partly because I love sophisticated automation)
methaddict2
good luck making robot arms then.
Supanini
I wish knew how to code something like that. Took a class on it and found out I just don't work that way
WhatzitTooya
Technically no problem to let an automaton do the job. Financial and traditional values are whats hindering it from becoming real.
The701
And the target audience for racing probably doesn't want to see a team of robotic arms doing the pit work.
ShipsPassingintheNight
*To be fair, I don't think OP was insulting mechanics.
dwilson0725
Pit crew members are not mechanics. Very far from it.
krugle
Didn't say he was, just that it's a damn good way to pay bills.
ShipsPassingintheNight
Hence why Magneto would do it.
juanchits
100,000 or 999,999?
krugle
Depends on the inflation of his national currency!
serenityaerin
I would take anything in that range happily and gratefully
krugle
It isn't as great as you'd think. Most times your life style changes to require that kind of income.
serenityaerin
Dude. Pay off student loans. Buy a sturdy house and car. Beef up retirement. That's al I need. I don't mind contouring to work.
MilesPrower
It took me too damn wrong to realize it was backwards.
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
Menefee
Clearly faked. You can easily see the nuts being turned the wrong add direction.
MilesPrower
The gif is reversed. The drill is being spinned clockwise in reality.
Menefee
Oh dear, this was a joke dripping in sarcasm.
jaundicemickey
oh fuck, I'm stupid
r0sh
Snap
TacoPrime
It is OK I know.
LoadingIdentity
I'm just going to assume you're Asian and that that wasn't a typo.
Brynlpz
Im just going to assume that wasn't a typo and you have a stutter.
ChrisTheGopher
No he used propper grammar. It just looks dumb because English is dumb.
MilesPrower
Linguistically speaking, English is one of the more organized and least arbitrary languages (Excluding constructed languages), being
MilesPrower
exceeded in beauty only by Spanish, IMHO
planckstorch
Linguist here. Agree, but swap Spanish for Romanian.
Frizoggy
Exactly! He should be tightening those bolts in a clockwise direction...not counterclockwise.
MilesPrower
The gif is reversed. The drill is being spinned clockwise in reality.
TiberiusAudley
Shouldn't he be bolting on ones that are opposite each other, not going in a circle, to avoid bending the tire?
HuckleofLogantown
Star pattern; 1,3,5,2,4
MilesPrower
That only applies to placing the bolts on the tire, not removing them. Removing them reduces stress on the materials.
TiberiusAudley
Right, but if this weren't a reversed gif...
MilesPrower
He's placing them on in the gif...
logenmeler
Yes that is true. If he were putting them on he would do a star shape starting from the top.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Original:
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StupidSexyMrBean
Felextheminimal
This is better, much clearer now...thanks!
slappy11
Smart ass
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
LincolnSiixEcho
That's a happy ass
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
A smart ass is a happy ass. Best kind of ass!