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dougpeck
I want wal-mart cashier stories where people describe the weirdest things people have bought.
HumpDay
My username is "Humpday" this post is for me....
TheAmanda4life
#4
Adiktedgottaregisternow
That floof is magnificent !
Bondedrobin
4 images =/=dump
weaboutogetiton
That cancer one is straight savage
justahumanonline
those TI calculators represent a shitload of money.
TheLimpinBiscuit
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
GOPTeens one; you cut off the joke and only got the punchline. Here:
bangbangbangbang
#Thank you for the #context.
Gltn
#4 mildshock.gif
MadVillainousDave
So you take my kidney and I get a free shirt? You Got yourself a deal!
puppiesincostumes
As a not American/English not first language: can someone explain the "local pie makes good"? Please
SuckAnElf
I'm American and I don't get it. Maybe it's supposed to be funny because "makes good" means was successful and it's a pie?
Allob
"And I'm all out of parents" +1
flavener
That's probably my favorite one!
HickoryDickoryDoc
"Nice cup of tea" not "That's my cup of tea"...?
TheLimpinBiscuit
Johan91900
Can confirm the Florida/BTTF one. Drivers on Florida are unaware of turn signals, seperate lanes, yield signs, and green lights.
MyDogJake
The tiger is a Jimmy Carr joke.
Metopheles
ha ha ha HAAAA ha ha ha haaa
SubNero
My friend doesn't get the "Local Pie Makes Good" one, can someone explain it for them?
Bennings
It's about Hot Pie being able to become the chef at the Inn at the crossroads.
Whaledunnquaileggs
Thank you for that, OP. Much needed laughs.
craggyp
I had an 86, most of my friends had 85s, and for some reason, I always wished I had an 85. I liked the boxy-look I guess. sqrxz ruled.
Collinsish
That cat is appalled at some of your jokes
flavener
She used to be a street cat, I'm sure she's seen some shit already
Moonmoonn
Haha
Taconeco
FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!
acidoverdrive
#5 Beer before liquor, get drunk quicker. Liquor before beer, you like Pam Grier! - Cal
FINETUNING
It was going good until that jesus popped up.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Holy crap, I'm super Hispanic!
Darkdaynight
Giraffes evolved long necks due to sexual selection not competition over food.
blitzgottheturret
supongo que eres latino/hispano
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
Me parece que si.
CristhianIR
Arrecho no se traduce mejor como "horny"? En mi contexto, sí. Ni idea cómo pasar de" arrecho" a "badass"
OmgItsLinda
Nunca había escuchado 'arrecho' antes. ¿De que país es?
CristhianIR
Arrecho no se traduce mejor como "horny"? En mi contexto, sí. Ni idea cómo pasar de" arrecho" a "badass"
Rainbowpanties
#22 holy shit
ImNoEngineerWaitAmI
Too lazy to count, which one?
serban1703
you can hover over the number and it should show you the picture
AngeIa
MOBILE
shimshumfromfram
The father's day one. I counted it out just for you.
ImNoEngineerWaitAmI
Awe thanks!
BuckBoost
ILikeHitler
#6 is a cookie dough scoop
gamer2k4
Yep. An ice cream scoop has a special handle to transfer your hand heat to the ice cream and make it easier to scoop.
ForeverGratefulinVT
Whaaat?! I never knew this!!
gamer2k4
Believe it: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31FV4G47G0L.jpg
iBrowseUserSubWithSoundOn
GOP Teens needs more context. They asked what would Jesus' favorite gun be.
MoistTowlettes
What else would be said? I'm a Christian and I laughed..
BifuriousPanda
The guy said "A nail gun"
StonesOnTheHill
Well, it kinda makes sense. As a carpenter, he would have destroyed his competition back then if he could get a nail gun to work.
MyDogJake
Came to say this. It kinda makes sense though since he was a carpenter...
PeRSCiTio
They should really use "#notfunny" instead of "not #funny"
agentmcgee
In fairness he was the son of a carpenter
Janthran
yeah seriously, jesus wasn't interested in killing things so a nail gun is the only reasonable answer
zombiefarmboy
Ooo, I like that.
shmegz
I was really confused
GreenHamNsam
Also worth noting its a parody account.
wamccarthy
The fact that I assumed "real, but insane" before "parody" makes me sad.
IMissYourMusk
Sometimes it's hard to tell
Treblaine
THESE are his favourite guns:
TheAmericanMacho
Remember that saying "No Pain, No Gain"?
TheRealEalonMusk
isthat @MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS???
scaredshirtless
Cross Fit really works!
IMissYourMusk
0 to 100 real quick
Treblaine
He died for our gains.
yorg
A water gun is really the only appropriate answer to that question,
iBrowseUserSubWithSoundOn
So he could shoot wine into people's mouths?
wamccarthy
Obviously.
iBrowseUserSubWithSoundOn
If you're Catholic does it then turn into his blood? Is he shooting people with his own blood?
flavener
Yeah I thought it was all one image but instead I done goofed, thanks for the context
Wuddel
And as a carpenter he probably would have been stoked.
ArchMagos
Also as a man of peace he probably wouldn't have liked the concept of guns.
goalstopper
I'm not sure if you're joking or you don't get the purpose of a nail gun
JR2000
Anything with 'gun' in it is violent.
ArchMagos
Guns are meant to kill. Your reasons may be just, but a gun kills. It's like a sword, it serves no purpose but death. Nail guns notwithstand