Torture porn: Samsung edition

Sep 2, 2015 11:42 PM

surebet

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No cat tax this time but a Nokia tax! This Lumia 925 doesn't fare any better than the rest.

Big ol' block of source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4amRY3Skf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3Omp7Zymtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKehUiowI6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkP-b1ADvbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMk3jDO2JjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvLTU0r2HR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnGW1f1p_4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzAwM9gARcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnwOU4r2Bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLcolzctjeg

how stupid they are...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck happened to the spinning part in #2?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do this with an iPhone, just use the charger as you're supposed to and it will eventually stop working and fall to bits.

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

And im sitting here with a note ii cause im poor

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never leave me life proof...never..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*watching the first gif* "Please be fire, please be fire" *whoosh* "FUCK YEAH"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These videos are from another galaxy

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that feels momentary panic and has to check for my phone even though I know it's fine?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But...why??? :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did that battery just turn into a rocket?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first half of your title scared me a little bit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lost it when the battery went flying off screen in the second one

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Again, how fucking stupid is this guy? What's the point in a vice if it's not bolted down? Absolutely twat monkey.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I know right? This person sucks at this and hits like a pussy. The chainsaw bit made me actually angry at his incompetence.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fun of these are the creative ways that they do it. These are just beating them with a hammer

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow lets see how long a Motorola droid MAXX HD last or the turbo....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tis but a flesh wound!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really hate watching this

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

He destroyed the limited edition ironman s6 edge, they are worth like1.5k

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It may have just been the iron man theme available for the S6 on the theme store. Couldn't tell if it was the limited edition from the angle

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why didnt they just try using the Imgur app?

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

damn these are high quality

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I do my best to provide only the best quality torture porn!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the Nokia 3300 Destruction porn?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Whoever picks that one up - it will be the last thing you try to do in your lifetime

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me sad for people who can't even buy 1 phone. Because i am one of them. Rocking a cracked screen Samsung.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The battery fleeing away at #2 is just pure comical. Anyway, it wasn't torture porn to me. It was pure entertainment (yep, I work for Sammy)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This isn't porn, it's snuff

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

oh Grow up, its the SAAAME Thiiing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

why, what's the purpose?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To get views on youtube to make money. Like a good chunk of money.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

is #1 flammable pee?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ha ha I knew I'd see this comment <3

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Seriously though, what is it and how can I acquire large amounts for no specific or evil intention?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess you can say it was a sure bet.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you dad?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopefully one day, I'm just practicing for now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coming from an iPhone user, these held up significantly better than the iPhones

10 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 3

Good point. Now I know not to chainsaw my phone unless I have a Samsung.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The durability of the s6 is what made me switch from being an iphone person since iphone 3

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These gifs were also a Hell of a lot cheaper to make.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's why this year, I changed from an iPhone to s5. My iPhone broke the second it went into my soup accidentally.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

'Accidentally '

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course, if I can just avoid guns, chainsaws, tasers, boiling water, branch clippers, welding torches, drill bits, dremel bits, and (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

hammers, it won't matter anyway. Excuse me while I find a plastic bubble. (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Them iphones hardly stood a thing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0