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Chickens being evacuated from the Florida Keys
Sep 7, 2017 2:21 AM
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yapp
Chicken wraps...there, I said it
thepicklebucket
Be careful wrapping up your chickens. Don't choke them.
MrDragonfyr
Different yet effective
itstyko1er
I mean sooner or later they were going to get wrapped and driven somewhere.
NoNoBonobo
Notice, they didn't use duct tape
km9v
Always wrap your cock.
YourMomIsEverything
Alternatively, http://cookdiary.net/wp-content/uploads/images/Bbq-Chicken.jpg
steerpike
This burrito tastes funny.
PinaColadaJellybean
pls keep them safe omg
justbeingjessica
I'm very curious how they came to select this method of packaging....
Cypheri
I have raised this type of chicken in the past; even if not trained to fight, these birds can and will hurt one another if given the chance.
Shoodlenoodle
Always remember to wrap it up
BlatantlyBookish
The chickens that have to face the seat got screwed by those ticket prices. False advertising disgusts me.
CheeseyPants
Off to a cock fight more like it
Cypheri
I wouldn't be too surprised. A responsible keeper who raises them as ornamental birds would have enough boxes to safely transport them all.
PhilMcrevice
Cock burritos?
etopsirhc
looks more like @op wanted the absolute freshest chicken the butcher had.
RaynWisp
They are beautiful little cocksleeves
BastardOperatorFromHell
It's always a great idea to wrap your cock before jamming it in the back door. Especially when you know multiple cocks will be in there.
Ijustmadeanewusername
Chicken straight jackets
Neckrolls4life
It takes time to develop a deck for Cock Magic. You don't want to let that shit just blow away.
peridotstar
Sounds like the name of a porn xD
SuspiciousCharacter
I was there visiting for like a day and there's a whole store dedicated to chicken stuff! I bought a T-shirt with a chicken on it. Worth it.
SuspiciousCharacter
(this summer)
cmk0005
So this is why chickens don't like crossing the road
baitdog
Um....those are fighting birds.
ProductivityCanSuckIt
Mmmm, burritos de pollo.
ONoMyCabbages
Porritos
PoultryInMotion
Little donkeys of chicken?
Parrotheadpirate
*con pollo
ThatsNotWhatYoMommaSaid
burritos hermanos
NoIDontKnowTheQueen
Guac is extra
iamsugarpants
Poor things are like, WTF?
swatz
Having been around chickens, many of them always seem like WTF?, daily.
VoiceOfVerisimilitude
More like WTCluck ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SomethingReallyAmusing
No way for enough carriers. Multiple chickens in a carrier means murder. This is pretty good.
Cypheri
That's why cock boxes are a thing. Anybody who raises game birds (ornamental or otherwise) should know what those are and have some ready.
wildcatfan4life
Imagine what they would be thinking when the hurricane came.
sandyposs
https://m.popkey.co/5b9aee/AGo8m.gif
NZSheeps
"I CAN FLY!"
JustAustin
JungleSinged
Kitastrophe
Chicken keepers of imgur... Is this a safe way to transport chickens? Cuz it doesn't seem like a safe way to transport chickens
treewithab
I'm just imagining so much poop all over the car. My chickens are always fricken pooping!
Ogremite
Chicken keeper here. Semi-safe, wings and legs tucked = mostly passive bird. It's an effective method without a real create.
Ogremite
Odd thing, these all appear to be roosters. Either this is only half the picture, hens separate area/in trunk or something else is going on.
Cypheri
Honestly, considering these are game birds and knowing what they can do to one another, it's preferable to trying to crate them together. >
Cypheri
I would prefer to see them restrained AND crated to prevent them from getting launched in an accident, but it won't hurt for a few hours.
Kitastrophe
Yeah, no, I wasn't thinking the newspapers unsafe, but rather having them unrestrained where could fall on one another/slide under the seat.
Cypheri
Yeah. It would be better for the five in the seat to be in the other floor instead of up in the seat. Less chance of them sliding around.
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ImCranky
There's a song in there somewhere
Kitastrophe
Yeah chicken seat belts are prolly too much to hope for. I hope they didn't have to stop short during the drive.
ilukaperi
True, though I have always transported chooks in cardboard boxes, they go to sleep when the lid shuts because it's dark.
Cypheri
As long as you provide a few air holes that's a great way to move birds. Keeps them calm and confined. I have cardboard pet carriers for >
Cypheri
transporting any extra birds if I suddenly need to move more than my hard-sided carriers can accommodate.
melis101
Responsible pet owner! Watching the Harvey news and having a hard time understanding how all these people can evacuate without their dogs
Cypheri
Well, not really. A responsible chicken keeper who has game birds would have enough cock boxes to transport all their boys safely.
melis101
Well it's better than leaving them to fend for themselves like plenty of other people did with their pets in Texas
superfreddy2002
Pets are pets; pets are family; Ohana means nobody gets left behind or forgotten
mangogangsta
Well that was fucking adorable
tornadosandwich
Pretty sure those are food not pets
Cypheri
You're not going to get a very good meal from a game rooster. They're very lean birds. Maybe okay in a stew pot, but not good for much else.
derpdiggins
AnotherLowski
Thanks Ohana.
ToasterDent
Family: it's what's for dinner
candiduscorvus
Ohana also means sometimes edible.
boomalaty
vegii
Is this *burp* from the movie Mulan? Because that would *burp* mean I'm in the right timeline to get some szechuan mcnuggets sauce. *burp*
NZSheeps
What about eaten, though?
HighlySexualLobster
https://www.buzzfeed.com/natashaumer/cats-eat-your-face-after-you-die?utm_term=.bw1vJP67M#.munyaQ0qx
GreatestPossibleBeing
"I'm rescuing these chickens officer" - Chicken Fucker
TheMaXX37
Had to come back to upvote you when I realized how hard I was laughing at the name. :D
FourthCause
License and registration! CHICKEN FUCKER!
everettscott
I just watched that episode last night. What odd timing.
antimatter14
What show is this an episode of?
everettscott
South Park: Chickenlover
BrewedDude
ThatsNotWhatYoMommaSaid
almkst read officer chicken fucker
WallpaperProblems
"I'm rescuing these coconuts officer"- Coconut Fucker
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
DeanPie
Say car ramrod
annoyingjoe
Thanks for making me spit my coffee
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
"Shut your fucking face, chicken fuckeeeer" - Officer Terrance
AntLionBlack
"You're going to god damn jail you chicken fucker" Officer Phillip.
Muhfuckingodzilla
Can't stop laughing at this.. XD
GBMaker
Can you imagine being a chicken and allowing yourself to get wrapped up and packaged like this?
1Plebian
Can't resist when you get hypnotized
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
"Allowing"
clownqueefs69
That's what's eventually going to happen to them. Or to their fingers, at least.
inzane
Its mildly insulting
ShrewdNewt
Well it's gonna happen sooner or later
Threewisemen
Beats dying in a hurricane.
Ultratoxic
Chickens are real fuckin' stupid.
GoldenBran
They've been turned into footballs!
swatz
http://halfpastawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bondage-duck-300x300.jpg
FelixTheAnimator
They can be surprisingly chill. I'd put hoods on them to make them sleep though.
Bob64
Pattosaurus20xx
What, like with their heads still on and feather's unplucked? It's a bit odd.
Sarazah
I'm claustrophobic just looking at this.
limonchiki
Well! We had a very chill pet chicken, who liked to be picked up and petted. Never tried wrapping it, though.
DandyTheFuckingDandelion
Aren't they usually wrapped in plastic and stored in the freezer?
sdmarkey
Too soon
tabm0w
Disagree. Too early. They are not dead yet.
Mikstrix
Can't be worse than living in a chicken factory
PoultryInMotion
All my birds live on an open pasture which results in more predation than a chicken factory farm but they are so happy and healthy
maeyu
lol something tells me that they really didn't have a say in any of this
duojet
Airra
I AM MILDLY DISTURBED.
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
Imagining a chicken "COCKADOODLEDO DON'T WANT NONE OF YOU"
itsbatcountry
COCKADOODLEDO ? COCKADOODLEDONT !
makemybrainhurt
Loadertron
They're in training to become burritos.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I dont imagine the chickens allowed it. They probably fought a valiant battle.
TKBold
Having owned chickens, when you pick them up they basically go: "Welp, guess I'll just die."
kniveris
Nah I own 30 chickens, and once you grab them, they stop fighting. You can put a towel or anything around them and they get instantly calm
dodgerammit
This. Wrapping them calms them. Had to do bumblefoot surgery on a roo I had. Wrapped him up, did the surgery and bandaged his foot. Did well
votress
nah, they're chill, I don't even have to touch mine they see me coming and sit down waiting for me to grab them. plus they're super calm -
dotdogs
Do you have buff orphingtons? My buffs do this. Unless one is fired up for no apparent reason. Then she'll run like she's pissed.
votress
I have brown shaver/rhode island red crosses
votress
when their wings are snuggly held like that
Wombatish
Chickens have a tonic immobility response. https://link.springer.com/article/10.3758/BF03208389 - it's a little stressful for them, but *c*
Wombatish
*c* better than dying in a hurricane. And the effect is lessened by the presence of their social group, so putting them together once *c*
Wombatish
*c* they're wrapped helps.
PoultryInMotion
Good to know and I like your *c*
Wombatish
Thanks! I appreciate your appropriate UN c: Other than the fancy unicode ① ② ③ etc (way too heckin' lazy) it's pretty much the shortest
PhloydPhan
Can I? What do you think about when you masturbate?
DadddyWarlord
You
GBMaker
TMI.
TCybear
I think about you jerking to the thought of it
VonKarnstein
scatter
Strangling hookers, usually.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Call girls!
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
No Ceril when they're dead they're just hookers
JarrekLordrek
Shall I fetch a rug, sir?
etherfish
*cyril
TK421isAFK
Better than being wrapped in a tortilla.