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Plot twist
Oct 20, 2018 9:55 AM
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PooPculture
This did not happen
mynamPlanetGod
Well you see Chief, he was going 35 over but he was going to PAPPAS PIZZA. That means he can break the law and escort him right?
TalkingFries16
Totally Real
roads88mph
Now let's see the same tale with a black father!
MajorPubes
racerXXX3530
i once got a police escort to a Van Halen concert
ifaponfirstdate
r/thingsthatneverhappened
Ipostunpopularcomments
NobodysHero
To all the doubters of this post, my dad is best friends with the chief of police here. This could and has happened.
5po0ky
I see my spirit animal is this police officer
LandOctopus
Aq
WaitingForAces
DJmuppet
ferristriangle
Sovient
And then the pizza clapped?
temujin9
The comments section here:
Grunwald
101 things on the internet that didn’t happen
Dionysus187
people caught on to the 'my kid said' shit so they are starting to use older parents/elderly
stouty22
Dionysus187
ahh yes the 'i think im positive and fun to be around because i believe all stories but really im just a gullible idiot' meme
nirach
..Just 101?
allibaster12
That's the law
ZedaZ80
And then the whole precinct clapped.
TwoAuthorsOnePage
cluckythehorse
nonCanadianGoose
ObeseLlama
And then the whole bus clapped
gablestout
And who was driving that bus? Albert Einstein.
AVoiceOfReason
And that pizza's name? Albert Pizzastein.
BionicToad
This made me lol. I salute you!
MadCDeeJay
Something Something gasoven
KrustyTheTot
And the whole train clapped
themuffintreekills
Where did that comment originate from? Was it from a really cringey tumblr post? I've always wondered...
mksu
Hit "expand copypasta" under origin. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/albert-einstein-copypasta
TwoAuthorsOnePage
Gloin15
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500, Alex.
TwoAuthorsOnePage
Gloin15
gablestout
goflyblind
and that police officer? a young albert einstein.
TwoAuthorsOnePage
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
I can see it happening in a small rural town.
DickDastardly404
But then they have to pack it up because they get a 911 call about a black man with unbroken ribs and no bullet holes in his head.
awburton2010
Jesus christ. No one likes a debbie downs. Downer. Debbie downser. You goddamn.. downing debbi-er.
couldhavebeenrichbutmydadscrewedme
Downer of the down-syndrome downers
Alfadorfox
"Hey Joe, if you let me off this ticket I'll have Debbie whip up a raspberry pie for your kids. Swing by after work, you know the place."
lilwiddles
My dad went to school with our constable, he would pull me over and call my dad laughing.
Juuurth
That is funny
VIIVIIIIX
'Pappa's Pizza' sounds like the place Curious George worked for a summer.
MVPHingleMcCringleBerry
There was a kid at my high school (he was 16) got pulled over twice in a weekend by the same cop. He would have got a dui both times but ->
MVPHingleMcCringleBerry
Cop let him call a friend and the friend come pick him up.
ICantBelieveItsNotAnal
Christ, what's with these people who can't believe a single thing? Not every fucking story ends with "and then they clapped".
temujin9
ICantBelieveItsNotAnal
Get a fucking imagination, and think about the situation, too, you assholes.
Crypticsound
Im sorry but when you straight up lie for a story that isn’t even that good, you’re gonna get called out.
shyriath
This. Even if something is statistically unlikely, you're seeing it in the middle of an internet's worth of things being reported every day.
shyriath
It may be unlikely for any one person, but it wasn't all that unlikely to happen to SOME person. So unless it breaks the laws of physics...
RationalDiscourse
Trust me, there are things I want to believe from the Internet, but truth is, people just say shit. All the time. For no reason. For (1)
RationalDiscourse
Internet recognition. Even the “true” stories are embellished or edited slightly. Even still I want to believe many things. Not this one(2).
RationalDiscourse
Yeah but having worked in law enforcement, the odds that a guy who has now more than met the criteria for criminal driving not just (1)
RationalDiscourse
Ticketed offense/citation, but an actual misdemeanor offense requiring criminal court, and the officer hears that he’s endangering others(2)
RationalDiscourse
Involved is a moron. Why take 2 cars for one pizza; why race, drive a car recklessly; why escort this jagoff to get pizza? All dumb. (6)
RationalDiscourse
Escort, is just dumb. It seems like something from a stale sitcom. A laugh track ensues. Of course “anything’s” possible, but being that (4)
RationalDiscourse
It’s a tweet that sounds like a tumblr post that ends with how done they are... I’m guessing it’s not real. And if true, everyone (5)
RationalDiscourse
For a pizza, and then that officer finds it to be so endearing that they, illegally (thus endangering their job) gives the guy a police (3)
letsgototheoldfolkshome
"no time to explain officer, all you need to know is im about to beat my daughter and you need to help me."
Patient00
"All I need is your spare jumper cables"
MitchellTF
...I really want the actual reason...if known.
Alfadorfox
"Hey Joe, if you let me off this ticket I'll have Debbie whip up a raspberry pie for your kids. Swing by after work, you know the place."
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Thingamajiggly
plainoldfool
rsmatt00
scrubdub
So fucking glad I clicked that first comment
mxdaily
Wow, this comment wasn’t even bad, censorship is out of control
badmusicpuns
DwigtSchrude
damn
ShadowScorch
slotheroll
Redrunner36
Some know what it was...
justhereforporn1
What did it say?
superspaceman1337
.
ShadowScorch
"Is she black?"
BurgerSquid
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LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
If there's one thing I know about Latina girlfriends, it's that you don't beat them; they beat you.
LuffyFett
mediox42
I thought they stab you, while holding a baby.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
No, the baby does the stabbing. The mom has had more than enough practice.
MadCDeeJay
Or worse - El Shakla to the groin
KungFuAnimeJesus
*Chancla
LinkinPiper
rp19well
This is awesome
bannanaforscale834
Bros before hoes
SkeletonWithOrgans
This is the greatest, I feel accomplished about it just watching them.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Amazing
ReachForTheBiscuit
This is the best "and everybody clapped" response I've ever seen
Jaximuss
ScoobyDoobyDeuce
IamTheHighlander
Amazing series 15/10 would recommend
ScoobyDoobyDeuce
I'd give it a perfect 5/7.
flyingmonkeystick
Anyone buying this?
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Ipostunpopularcomments
Apparently all the upvoters are.
JHawke
I've legit had police escort me once and bring me home twice, but the 90 in a 55 zone makes it unbelievable. Any police officer who is >
JHawke
> supportive in that scenario would deserve to be fired.
Telruin
I consider it plausible. I think the speed is exaggerated, but I could see someone pull off getting the police in on the joke.
RationalDiscourse
Idk man, even just regular speeding. If this isn’t Mayberry or a sitcom, then I say no. Not only does he have to hear “I’m endangering (1)
Telruin
I'm not saying this is common, only that it's possible. I'm thinking the father might have some good relation with the Police.
RationalDiscourse
And, illegally/in violation of policy and procedure, gives him an escort. For pizza. If true, everyone involved is a moron. Like why take(3)
RationalDiscourse
Take 2 cars for 1 pizza? Why race? Why drive dangerously? Why not give him a ticket? Why escort him? Nah, I choose to be naive on (4)
RationalDiscourse
Something else. Like bill Murray stealing the French fry at a Wendy’s or whatever. Everything about that story, plausible. Not this one (5).
Telruin
The burden of proof lies on you now.
RationalDiscourse
Others, and racing (also illegal), over a pizza” and not only NOT give him a ticket, but ALSO find it so endearing that he now joins him(2)
Telruin
Racing isn't illegal... speeding is. You can race within the law with no problems. This is why I think the speeding was exaggerated.
reddrummer93
Nah, if they speed for more than 10 secs at a time it pings them in the system to be reviewed or written up if not on a call.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Yes, I'll take $200, of "Things that don't happen"
unicyclemaverick
Say no to drug.
rdmguy
RationalDiscourse
False. One you can’t say bc one town has a policy all towns do. Hell, even it’s an ordinance, next town over may not have it. If it’s a (1$
RationalDiscourse
Law, you can’t assume that anywhere beyond that state has it. But I’ve work with and in law enforcement and see fairly reckless driving (2)
RationalDiscourse
A policy/procedure from your town/municipality/this dept. and you’re actually right. But it would be extremely rare if not unique. (5)
RationalDiscourse
With basic impunity. I don’t think it’s great. But like, whatever. So that friend who told you that thing is either wrong, or told you (3)
RationalDiscourse
This and you needed more context like “and he got caught because some rich house wife complained to the dept.”; or he lied, OR, it’s (4)
MurphyPandorasLawBox
You got some glazed donut sauce for that?
reddrummer93
I work with about a dozen cops that make fun of a guy for having to ride bitch seat for speeding through an upper class neighborhood.
razgris
Well I can tell you for sure, that's probably a precinct specific thing, cause I've rode along with a cop who was literally doing 20 over
razgris
Everywhere all the time