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HomelingRazor
"stewardesses"
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
But if you look closely there are subscript letters on the keys and another key to switch between them in the upper right...
vahnn
Look more closely, guys. There are markings for everything on the other half of the keyboard. Just not sure which key combo does it....
JanglesTheMonkeyOfTheMoon
So is "Shift Shift" for whenxyou need to capitalize AND bold or what?
adoration0x
It had me laughing at "das bard"
jackdouglass
i read it in iDubbbz' gay retard voice
DwarnCer
So this is how the German language was made.
PhreshOatmeal
Dear Stewardesses...
JoocyMan
"By wolves, for wolves."
PerkeleelekreP
LeeroyJenkinz80
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/11518290.jpg
FidibusBjrnus
Need more ctrl
Duoron
Sweetmadness85
For what reason could such a keyboard be needed?
baicas
This is funny. Have you +1
schmooster
that looks like a FrogPad
sarzane
The arrow keys aren't on WASD and it triggers me.
PianoMan2112
Shit, and I was gonna buy one; now, fuck it. (Not sarcasm; that will drive me nuts as well.)
TheBreadlord
Honestly if I wasn't extremely used to wasd already I'd start using esdf for gaming. Simply because my hands are small and this would 1/2
TheBreadlord
allow the use of one more column of keys to the right without having to move my hand. Useful for WoW for example. 2/2
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
What bugs me more is the usual wsda directional keys are on edfs instead...
Dshadow01
When you have to write your comment and fap at the same time.
alextraterrestrial95
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXXg8AMNNEQ
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
At first I was confused about why this was in German, then I realized I'm just stupid
Madhouse5213
like none other
FireBreathingStockBroker
5 star review.
Blastergv9
Fave star reveew*
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
5 star revew
ApexAkolos
There's no 5, it's fave
YesmynameisGreg
Or, you know.. "V star reevew"
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I thought about it, but in the end I went with the number pad.
cleverbeans
Yeah I think it's Shift+Enter+D
ApexAkolos
Shhh, let me be a blind person just this moment.
Gillystrawb
I actually have a use for this, where do I get one
ffilm
Amazon.
bitemark
Agazad
JahNoodles
i legit thought, it was a foreign language (danish or Icelandic or some viking land language)
OasisInChains
Haha I thought it was some kind of gaelic or similar at first
SanchoLibre
Wicking
somethingsjellyfishy
Nah more like dutch or something
Avatar720
Well, I think we know how those languages came about, now. They only had these keyboards to work with.
Gingersaur
I thought it was Swedish at first until I saw the first comment.
SenorPeligro
I'm Danish and I thought it was some sort of German/French mashup.
Shewy92
I did too until your comment
Mavgurian
I refuse to answer that!
EssenSlug
Danish is not a viking language, it has never been but we talked another language at some time
MunkeyFlea
I honestly thought it was some variation of Scots.
xOrangethunder
Aye same
BewareTheCrocigator
I ken
RoundThreeFIGHT
What's this for? Gaming to take up less space?
PianoMan2112
Yeah - WASD & the nearby things.
chronovore
It's a one-handed keyboard, useful whenever. You'd be surprised how easily you can touch-type at nearly the same speed, one-handed.
chronovore
http://half-qwerty.com/demo/
bubup
thanks to repost statistics, I viewed the last post and someone said it was for people with no right hand. Gaming and right hand make sense
Retsam19
Someone with no right hand still needs to be able to type all the keys on the keyboard, no?
bubup
Under the letters u can see the other letters using shift shift or alt shift or whatever.
DrunkAnna
The other letters are on there, but you have to use Shift or Shift Shift or Alt or Alt + Shift Shift to access them.
JayEnfield
I know a lot of coders and CADers that use these so that their right hand doesn't have to leave the mouse to type.
JayEnfield
Though often they just use a regular keyboard with a "mirror-board" script running.
Zero3Quarter
as a "CADer" i've NEVER seen someone use these.. and i'm actually a BIM Manager... soooo yeah, not sure when this would ever benefit me
JayEnfield
Only one that I know actually has a half-board. The rest just use a mirror-board script.
JayEnfield
You could probably benefit from the small size and low aerodynamic drag when you want to throw it at someone, though.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
When the first mouse was introduced, its creator used a chordkeyboard (similar to stenographers). No switching between keyboard and mouse.
OneDayIWillBeFamous
This board is very good! I've tried it for three weeks and it was great! I recommend it to all amazon watchers! Five stars!!!
WilliamWhitley
It works* great!
OneDayIWillBeFamous
Yeah I typed that wrong, on mobile I had to tab in and out and I just woke up.
z3lfmoord
Get your Dutch right
OneDayIWillBeFamous
Gracias
ffilm
*Garcias
greminator
The real MVP here
Courier666
wat are we rewretag revew sew werd fer?
YNotZoidberg1077
THANK YOU. I've been trying to figure out "Agazad" for forever!
accthelimper
Upvote for translation
fdinthea
Thank you. The end was a bit rough
OneDayIWillBeFamous
Just doing my part for society, friend
fdinthea
I'm not your friend, buddy.
OneDayIWillBeFamous
Im not your buddy, guy.
Dilligaffin
I'm now reading everything in Swedish accent
DeusExPocky
ohnoanotherputz
Bork bork bork.
reverseblumpkin
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
NQMT
See the løveli lakes.
Zephirenth
I WORKED HARD ON DAT
ManMashine
Yääääaa!!! To Skåne län we go!!!
browsib
You can still spell "fat, twat-faced fag" though
GrateFan
I always play as a supp and found out it's really easy and quick to write "ward" right after you ping so your ADC places it.Just supp things
JermaineONeal
the perfect keyboard for internet trolls
SmoothSaline
Is there a hyphen there tho?
myotheralt
So this is a YouTube comment keyboard?
vowofloudness
Where is the - key?
mavi222
it's the D key, notice the smaller letters/symbols under the big letters. There is also the rest of the keyboard.. zuiophjklnm + symbols
alchemagician
Or stewardess sweaterdress.
PapiBlanco
All you really need to spell is brazzers, and you can still do that with only the left hand
anabundanceofpuns
You can also spell stewardesses
SarcasticHanSolo
Don't forget Qweef
acoldandbrokenhallelujah
Fast qweef sex
SmashYourLife
"Sweet"
McStraw
Asgard, Asgard
YouCapturedMe
Fucking sold me.
dani7213
And Star Wars. Do you really need anything else?
DobbyLivesHere
Your puzzle solving routines must make your subconscious so proud. ;)
imatalldrinkofwaterdontrufflemyshit
That's nice. Your mom will still be able to write you.
mikejudd90
You can indeed, but why did you want to call me over anyway?
demergivore
Jeeezuz, what the fuck did I ever do to you?!
StuffOfNightmares
And stewardesses
tex81024
and stewardesses
ShyFryGuy
worxharder
"Sex"
TK421isAFK
Yet ironically, you can't spell 4Chan with it.
Konoton
"Stewardesses"
JustCallMeBean
But how will anyone know you're talking about OP?
JDam27
you can spell everything. it's a keyboard for people with only one hand.
Storgie
Tried my hardest to spell everything, but I only managed evertab
zohar
ah good, i can still play LoL
Blze001
And really, what else do you need?
JustCallMeBean
OP
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JustCallMeBean
But that could be anyone. How will we know it's OP specifically? You and I could use context clues, of course; but what about the commoners?
Sugarcrotch
Nothing.. Well maybe throw in a fuck and
BewareTheCrocigator
fec*
Zultharr
........and what?
Sugarcrotch
idk i was gonna add another useful curse.. but tbh fuck pretty much is everything i need
actuallyacoolusername
...rew.
Zultharr
Yeah andrew.
LieselSkywalker
And "Treebeard". Also "tree" and "beard". And of course "wart-breasted weed fart".
ike9899
one of these things is not like the other~~
OtherErinFromTheOffice
I think i love you.
MichaelJCabuuse
I want to see an image of a "wart-breasted weed fart"
samsonguy920
Remember what Sweet said about Mole? Take those words to heart.
IDontAgreeWithAnything
No, no you don't. Don't google it. I did. I'm not drinking draino to end it all...
samsonguy920
Here ya go, friend: http://eyebleach.com/
thewiztardofoz
My god thats wonderful.
HitlersRupturedColon
I dunno what I was expecting to find, not this though..
MargoMcKnew
That is hilarious. I smiled, as humans do.
CJ47
you can't even access amazon with that keyboard.
Efreeti
Yes you can. You can write perfectly normally with it.
QueenCousland
I once accessed Amazon with no keyboard. I used the character map. And bought a new keyboard.
gronostaj
See the smaller glyphs on keys? Right half of the keyboard is mirrored on these keys and probably works when you hold some modifier key.
iforgotmyolduser
I thought it might be that key at the top right but who the hell knows.
Efreeti
That one enables the numpad on it.
DisgruntledFerret
You can access Agazad, though, which is what the reviewer has given a recabedation for.
DeusCaritasEst
Dat sandz awesabe!
draco91
You can if the site is bookmarked or in the browser history.
CinnamonBunny
Why not?
Phonix117
Woosh.
CJ47
Seriously?
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Sers?
Thisguyneedsataco
You did notice the key in the top corner that changes the keys to a different letter right?
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
You did notice the joke right? (Maybe taken too far)
Thisguyneedsataco
You're good bud
CinnamonBunny
Yes.
maximsk
The left side of the keyboard doesn't have M, O or N keys on it. "Amazon" has all of those.
CinnamonBunny
What Jamon said.
JamonDefee
Just press shift
Arksstuff
Could have been in his browser history so he could select it with the mouse or something