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Feb 21, 2016 12:00 PM
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Deaderestpool
4 men prove there is an afterlife, immediately imprison all those enjoying it- ghostbusters
littlepurplebirdy01
The spider man one is my favourite.
hopefulwriter
A mentally ill mercenary blames a cleaning product for his disfigurement. #ExplainAPlotFilmBadly
BrickBatGreenHat
To be fair to #2, that's how the world works for everyone, not just the differently abled.
Flyndaran
Not everyone's bullied. I wasn't despite being a nerdy chubby poor kid.
MalcolmButler
In the battle of man vs. mother nature, man loses again. -Into the Wild.
beardyfaceguy
A young man feeds his wanderlust by shitting in a school bus.
MrSlushie
#2 was my Chinese ex gfs exact same reaction when I told her that story.
UnforecastReignfall
+1 for ice bucket challenge
GodOfDeathAndAlsoKungFu
Though it should be "a boat load", the load of one boat.
philipbergen
"Romantic comedy" - The Exorcist
Pirkale
Yeah, well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmkVWuP_sO0
LePineappleRant
A fun game with these is covering the bottom of your screen and trying to guess the movie
cousteau
That's what I did with most of these (sometimes I scrolled too much). At least here there aren't any with the title at the bottom.
Freemage69
A group of teenagers learn the consequences of pre-marital sex and drug use the hard way: Halloween/Friday the 13th.
thatismyusername
L4dead2
Love the wizard of Oz one
Smayds
I love Ozone.
jeffoncom
LotR: Group of minorities caught stealing jewelry as they trespass to destroy evidence.
xXMidNiteXx
Brat Pitt picked up the soap and Edward Norton gave him that look
Tintinjokes
Scrawny white teen hangs with a large black dude with a deformity. Neighborhood riots. - How to Train your dragon.
BernieKl
Wizard of Oz: Two women fight over a pair of shoes.
beardyfaceguy
A story of animal abuse. A teenage girl puts an adorable dog and a tamed lion in life threatening situations.
KNIVESY
What has happened in our education that people forgot that there's a d at the end of 'supposed'?
inkyblot
I also hate when people write "your" instead of "you're".
Groznek
A slight truncation of a word does not mean failing of education.
KNIVESY
No one ever forgot to finish that word up until recent years. Like in middle school, on aim, no one forgot to finish it. And people knew-
KNIVESY
-the difference between woman and women.
inkyblot
Thank you! I was hoping someone noticed. People do it all the time and it scares me.
Stuebydoo
Everyone wants the d...
Kurufin
#2 Rudolph was useful:
DasDoge
My god
tomyironmane
Vulcan Christmas Carol. Hah. Oh dear, I'm gonna be thinking of that for a good while.
WannaHaveACatch
We all know that Vulcans are Jewish.
bradthegeek
Nimoy was Jewish, and the hand sign is borrowed.
WannaHaveACatch
From Jewish temple priests. It's called Shaddai. Also Shatner and Roddenberry are/were Jewish.
WannaHaveACatch
The word Shaddai is spelled with the letter shin which the hand gesture is replicating.
tony1701
The Wizard of Oz is the best description of any movie ever
cousteau
I believe that's the one that originated this trend.
Vespy
Better last time it was posted: "American in foreign land enlists natives to kill local leadership, struggling to find an exit strategy."
tony1701
The Wizard of Grenada?
Callipygous87
#17 not "badly" at all, thats exactly what avatar is.
Mackl3s
A man travels to France to murder immigrants so his daughter can have singing lessons - Taken
beardyfaceguy
A man isn't convincing enough over the phone. Dozens of pimps die.
emberfish
Seriously, by the end of that movie he's killed everyone in France. He even kills the driver! It's not like he knew they were bad guys!
LoganHendrickson
Man travels to resort and kills the staff to fall in love with an alien.
LoganHendrickson
The Fifth Element
philipbergen
#2 applies to Dumbo as well
cousteau
#2 applies to many movies and even more real life situations.
AnneFranklyYouShouldBeOffended
After a home invasion kills his wife and almost all his children, a father embarks on a dangerous journey with a mentally ill woman (1/2)
TheAwesomeMan123
Nemo
AnneFranklyYouShouldBeOffended
When his last remaining son is kidnapped and taken halfway around the globe. - Finding Nemo
LesbianTrappedInManBody
Yeah we've all read the Tumblr post
tpgreyknight
I haven't!
AnneFranklyYouShouldBeOffended
This whole post was a tumblr post
ProgMetalMan
did you just
AnneFranklyYouShouldBeOffended
Yes. Yes I did.
DrWankenstein
American donkey and Scottish Ogre want inter-species breeding.
5il3ntN1ght
Let's make America great again
Valaar
The description of avatar is not bad : https://someguycalledjon.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/poca2uresized.jpg
cousteau
Only change that is not a name change is the "nearly" in "nearly killed"
Blamblam101
Homeless transgender NEET enlists the help of a group of children to battle a pirate.
cousteau
But why transgender?
Blamblam101
Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was generally played by women to the best of my knowledge.
cousteau
OK, that makes sense and I kinda recall that from Finding Neverland, but it was a bit of a stretch maybe.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Don't know what NEET is but I'm guessing this is Peter Pan.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
"Two men journey up a mountain and destroy a ring." -LotR/Brokeback Mountain
cornbredsteph
The noise that just happened out of my face; it wasn't a laugh, nor a squeal. But I'm at work and just made some cw concerned.
radioFREEmadras
They pitch tents in both movies too.
cousteau
I literally laughed out loud. Like really loud.
Durbs12
...shit. +1
DrClaww
#ShareTheLoad
kilgoreeyor
Jesus...............
IFUCKEVERYTHING
This was my verbal reaction
BubbleTeaFox
I would say "No homo" also works for Brokeback Mountain.
LillyVixen
Pretty sure the point of the movie is ALL THE HOMO
BubbleTeaFox
[2/3] and said "no homo." Then the other was later killed for being gay, so it was like the guys killing him were saying "no homo" :D
BubbleTeaFox
[3/3] Double entendre!
BubbleTeaFox
[1/2] No no, one of the guys wanted to pretend it never happened so he could live with his wife. So basically they banged, but he backed off
IOnlyPostWhenIDrink
Avatar is pretty spot on
MyNameIsDaveAndILikeChipotle
It's a rip off of Eric Cartman's movie, Dances With Smurfs...duh.
Adephage
Avatar is just a live action version of Fergully
PsychopompGecko
I'm going to have to object on the basis of Tim Curry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU
Misora
My friends and I were the only people in the theater for Avatar. During the ending credits I sang Colors of the Wind to the credits theme.
HatsAreEssential
Fun fact: The audio can be swapped between the Avatar and Pocahontas trailers and they still make perfect sense.
Omnislash9
Should have been marketed as fantasy, not scifi. Fant. genre takes plots from everywhere, but it's the worlds created that are unique
Omnislash9
I have a freakish obsession with Avatar...not many people to share that with
doctopussy
Aw sorry you got down voted. I like the movie too!
Omnislash9
oel ngati kameie, matsmukan
Flyndaran
Anything in space becomes Science Fiction no matter how much magic or implausibility gets in like Star Wars/Trek, etc.
Omnislash9
That is a fair point, friend
TriplekillOgrekillShrekstermination
Avatar, Pocahontas, The Last Samurai, Dances with Wolves...
Buckbeak1486
Although, Avatar was still incredibly enjoyable!
bustrpoindextr
Ferngully
PsychopompGecko
Not really. Ferngully was pretty explicitly about the need to protect one's own ecosystem, with Hexxus using humans against themselves.
bustrpoindextr
Avatar: ecosystem being destroyed. Newly assimilated human, and human scientist, help natives fight humans about our.
PsychopompGecko
Ferngully: ecosystem all of humanity lives in being destroyed, humanity manipulated by ancient pestilence monster, aka one of the 4 Horsemen
unbinkable
Point Break, Fast and the Furious...
TriplekillOgrekillShrekstermination
Omg. Fast and the Furious is totally like this movies! My eyes have been opened.
SomeAngelDude
Backwoods Booty Babes 23....
signalswitch64
Say what you will, but Backwoods Booty Babes 19 is my favorite.
SomeAngelDude
Backwoods Booty Babes 17 was best, had a very 2001: A Space Oddesy feel to it. Only instead of The Monolith, it was dicks.