Smol History Meme Dump

Dec 3, 2018 10:00 PM

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#14 british empire and the us also are not that fond of sand

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 forgot ??. . . the move into Holland drew the Allies into Belgium while the main force was snaking through: /a/mMm89EM

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These commie memes man. Soviet union lost 12x the amount of men in some battles. That's putting Pyrrhus to shame.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha very nice work OP

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Dec 4, 2018 12:27 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Interesting to note. Napoleon's lineage after losing his empire coninued on until the Zulu War/Anglo/zulu war where one of his last

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was killed serving under the UK by the zulu on a scouting mission. Higher ups specifically asked their commanders to keep him out of battle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 *laughingVoltaire.png*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Debate me: Hitler could never win ww2 the way they first planned it out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah but really, +1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 *coarse

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get the Thomas Harriot one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really enjoyed these, thanks

7 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

We* really enjoyed these, thanks comrade*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tank you

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tanks

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So the actors committed sins not tragedies?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is that? #16

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a book about dropping the atomic bomb called "no high ground" It's been a while but I recall it being good.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I wanna be an amphibious tank...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need more, I like learning

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7- Dying in the moment, mostly.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 one does look like taking a selfie

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With selfie-stick

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't even spell Vercingetorix correctly. . . lame.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wow. You're a tool.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

What makes you say that?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

for LEARNING!

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little subdumperino. Enjoy.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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The Maginot line did exactly what it was built to do.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Force the Germans to invade Belgium... again?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

yes and no. by the time the attack happend it was somewhat outdated. the germans actually attacked and punched through it on some points

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

kinda false, they punched through in the lighly defended Belgian areas, where the Maginot Line was only token. The Germans only started..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

taking other positions after France had already fallen. The entire point was to force Germany a single axis of advance, through belgium...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which it did perfectly. That frances' BELGIAN defense strategy was garbage is another issue entirely.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The opposing Siegfried line cost 140000 men in American casualties alone, so I think taking Maginot from the front was not really an option.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't mean outdated in terms of having a strong defense position, but in terms of weapon and armor tech. Even during the 6y of ww2 stuff

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that was well suited at the start was mostly outdated by 45

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, agreed.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was #16 smoking a cigarette through a pipe?

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Tito does as Tito wants.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think he's using a holder but it's possible Tito's taking a leaf out of Stalin's book and is putting a cig in his pipe

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's that kind of thinking that kept him one step ahead of those assassins.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's so far outside the box they don't even know where to look.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

To be fair those assassins were coming from the mind that brought you an ice axe in Mexico, they were probably using katana in Croatia.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why do you think there's no ice in Mexico anymore? Yeah. Those ice axes killed it all. You're welcome.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amphibious assaul tank??????

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! #2 is exactly what I do in Hearts of Iron!

7 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Only a peasant saves in HOI

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Yes, mi'lord.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Whenever I'm about to do something dishonorable in Mount and Blade.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only a peasant allows quitting without saving

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ehh sometimes I hold 'fast travel' down for too long and run into a huge army I didn't want to fight.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love CK2 and EU4, but I'm hesitant about HOI. What's it like? In what ways is it different from EU?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Having played all of those a lot, I think HOI4 is the weakest of them. Rather simple game in the end.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOI4 is definitely the best war strategy game out right now. Hard to explain in 140 but it's awesome and in depth

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No fuel operation costs for vehicles.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's very different from both. It's a bit faster paced with much more emphasis on micromanagement than macro, and the political/diplo layer

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is practically nonexistent. It's still a lot of fun, but I recommend watching a game on youtube first

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*much faster paced, like 8 hour games vs EU's 30ish

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You finish EU games in 30 hours?! i finish hoi4 games in 30...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I admit I pulled the number out of the air, but I usually play on speed 5, then drop to 2 to make a decision. HOI4 is definitely 8 h though

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... the Roman Empire has nothing to do with Rome (or today's Rome)?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, roman, nor an empire.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the pope was in rome. and they considered themselfe as a kind of heir to the late (christian) roman empire

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you were asking about #5, right?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes

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afaik it's called "holy roman empire" in english but it's actuall german name translates aprox. to "holy roman empire of german nations"

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Wonderbar!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how the facial hair decreases as you move from left to right.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao?, and who else? Also no Kims.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Spencer

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Engels.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ahh cool thanks

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, while Lenin and Stalin rocked it and Mao didn't have that beard, did communists not allow shaving kits? Marx&Engels look homeless?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well what else are you gonna do before the invention of TV and Radio?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was the style at the time. Like wearing an onion on your belt.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Okay Jasper Beardsley(I know Ape said it, but Jasper had the beard xD)

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