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LordAdamz
Lost mine in my 20s. I didn't feel any different. It was just OK, as I imagined it. But I wasn't into having sex, I was into making love...
ChobbleGobble
My wife tells me this all the time.
awholelotofnothin
I'd start a club called "Virgins United," but we'd be sued by 2 airlines, and ppl in the club would start hooking up & leave the club.
Midgarmerc
I just turned 28. It's not killing me or anything but like... it'd be nice
PoppaBigBear
Dude, I'm 29, I'll be 30 in 5 months. At this age, I just don't care anymore.
shoulkion
I was 21 and dressed like Beetlejuice.
ChildOfThanatos13
Other side of the coin. Dont feel too horrible if it happened really early and you regret it. Cant change what happened.
QuixoticelixirMama
I was too young. 15. I now have daughters of my own and cringe thinking about what their situation will be.
BaRockmanObama
The fact that this puffin is inverted is making me uneasy.
Cocacoladinosaur
The inverted one is actually "Popular Opinion Puffin". Look it up.
Skizzlesnap
“Relax, it’s just sex.”- Larry Flint
newimgurscreenname
I'm learning a lot about the Imgur demographics and all makes sense now. Thanks, OP
DjChubnTuck
Yes, at 19 I got so desperate I fucked an old weirdo lady who smelled like death itself and afterwards pissed on my floor.
famousoverdose
PutThePRNDLinD
Hey now...everybody enjoys cracking open a cold one now and again...
Deicey
That was both awful and funny as fuck. +1
MarkyBoyAce
It’s no good telling people not to be scared of something. That shit doesn’t work and having sex for the first time is terrifying. Seriously
LordAdamz
Not for everyone, depends on a lot of factors like age, your values, peer pressure, etc. For me my first kiss was way more terrifying.
2fligh2high
Scary yes, terrifying? Depends who you are with. It should not be terrifying. If it’s with Terry Crews maybe.
AGiantSlor
Same thing for love kids. Don't stress looking for it.
Frappo
I've always heard that line. "Love will come to you." Doesn't really work for dudes, though, when you've always got to make the first move.
Raineo
I always worry because if you lose it when your older then won't the other person be way better at it then you? That's what worries me
sxebst
True but you know, practice makes perfect.
GhostlyWhale
Its not a competition, buddy. Team effort.
ChilledBikerDude
Teams are only as good as the weakest member.
donttalktomeihaventhadmycoffee
23. Definite regret, wish I'd lost it sooner.
OriginalisOverrated
Strong believer of ‘who’ not ‘when.’ I lost it at 20 and my bf at 23. Neither of us enjoyed sex at all until we met each other years later
rollercostarican
im a believer in it depends on the individual, some people enjoy sex with randoms, or like the idea of being experienced when they meet a
rollercostarican
special someone that matters.
rawdog
Maybe like 30...it just gets more awkward the longer you wait...
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Agree
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Not that I would know personally
Gradwin
Suuure
Magus62
Jokes on you. I'm already at the epitome of awkwardness.
tomyironmane
you have no idea.... there are no brakes on the awkward train.
Magus62
Mother of God...
nokers
I'm in my late 20s still a virgin
TheCrazySucculentLady
SexuallyAwkwardDonkey
That's why we're on here
Clearcount
I am a 26 year old male and it still hasn't happened I'm not worried about in the least to be honest
ABillionDucks
Same. I already know it's not going to happen.
pushyourluck
Lemme give you a small piece of advice. You don't need to wait for "the right one." You also don't need to give it to the first lady (1/2)
echonite
Out of curiosity, have you gotten close? Not that it makes any difference.
Cereaza
I was about to have sex, but I shot too far to the left, and I just missed.
FoeOfFauxPho
Someone else said it is over rated. I disagree 100%. It might be given too much attention, but over rated, no way.
theBannedBandit
Yeah, most living things that can have sex tend to enjoy it quite a lot. Not sure what's going on in these comments.
drfsupercenter
Same here, also never had a proper girlfriend either so there's that
50centromere
Same here
itsppearsyoucanindeed
Tbh the act itself is so overhyped, i’ve kind of been disappointed. The intimacy is nice though.
2fligh2high
That differs from person to person. And from the person you are with while being intimate.
itsppearsyoucanindeed
I’ve had several partners, each is good of course, but to me at least it never matched the built up expectations
pushyourluck
that catches your eye. But you should wait for someone that deserves to have the privilege of being your first (2/2).
theBannedBandit
Lol. The privelege... seems arrogant.
gogogadgetharikari
My girlfriend says I can't find her clit. I don't know where she lost it
famousoverdose
LetsOrderAPizza
I'm 23 and still a virgin. I thought it was supposed to be easy for women to get laid. It makes me feel like a loser.
Lvaneede
Your username sounds like a good idea
H3RLA
You think you're a loser? My YOUNGER sister is married - and I can't get laid. Can't even get a Relationship x3
supersomatic
I mean, there's no specific age you should socialise a child, but if you miss a certain gap, things are going to be difficult.
Loser37
They'll be worse if you force yourself to do something you're not developmentally ready for
rollercostarican
sometimes you are developmentally ready for it, you just havent been "lucky" enough to experience it yet and you are actively trying so that
rollercostarican
when you do meet someone you arent fumbling around
Ginocide
This
Allanonshea1
I'm an autistic, ugly dude who had one girlfriend who dumped me when she turned 18. Im going For mega wizard powers
snuffaluffaluff
Hubby is an Aspie and we lost ours to eachother at 32
Allanonshea1
Combined add adhd aspie, anxiety disorder, tourettes and depression. Its difficult looking at people let alone flirting
Allanonshea1
Or finding someone willing to put up with all my stuff
WorkaholicGifsForEveryReply
Head to Amsterdam and get the red light special.
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Allanonshea1
Svartlebee
Except that a bulk of women may find that sexual inexperience is something they don't want when they find out.
AFSamizdat
This happened to me twice actually.
trescatorcedieciseis
Not really. We find it cute or we just don't care. Experience is not all.
IAmRelevantToThis
I quite like inexperienced men. I think it’s the same reason why some guys like virgins. Feels good to be the best ever at something
missleadinginiformation
Bingo
KovicsKoolKlan
Nah, not really. I'd probably find it cute, and try and teach them a thing or two. Most women are after intimacy, not skills in bed anyway.
Nikolai5
And most men even if they won't admit it want to be cuddled, kissed and to be the little spoon.
SexuallyAwkwardDonkey
This
T3n3br1s
Sooo... that applies to donkeys aswell?
SexuallyAwkwardDonkey
Yeah
bubbleteapanties
Yeah it's true.
mustang2733
It's not that which worries me, it's that nobody wants to be with me or in a relationship
Barrett91
26, never had a gf, feels like it's literally killing me
briarios3000
If you had a gf, you'd probably be fantasizing about being alone again lol. Grass is greener, etc...
mustang2733
It seems that the only salvation is with your guy friend right? I am on the same boat
mustang2733
Guy friends*
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BlakeTortilla
You're sixteen. Go flick your bean, calm down and do something useful with your life, and get your thirst off of here.
sppwalker
Gross. Honestly just wanted to talk to some guys on here, not everyone is that fucking perverted
BlakeTortilla
You went looking for dudes on a virginity post and implied that you wanted to bang. If you can't see why you're getting downvoted...
sppwalker
Not what I meant at all! I just wanted to chat, sorry I was trying to cut it down to fit in one comment. I do NOT want to bang. At all.
AbsoluteMercenary
sppwalker
>:( Check my last post ( /a/qcYCZ ), I literally just posted a pic of myself (with proof in the comments!)
AbsoluteMercenary
sppwalker
Your reaction gifs/pics are on point
nightrein
TerritorialRotbart
Same here, I know I'll never get in a relationship.
kittymack
How do you know?
TerritorialRotbart
Just because of the person I am and the fact that it's been so long and no one wants a guy who's had zero experience in his 20s.
SorryBuddy
That's not true. I had no experience into my mid 20s. It might turn some people off, but there are definitely those who don't mind.
drbloodbathmc
Both of you would be surprised. I have no idea why my girls with me but we’re going pretty strong so far.
mustang2733
I'm so divided on interests and beliefs, if have to hide half of who I am to even think of finding someone. PM me if you want the full story
TerritorialRotbart
I can't even talk to people, I have no chance whatsoever.
CaptainAnus
How about just getting it over and done with and not making a big deal about it, it’s not like the movies. It’s just sex.
CUNTDESTROY3R
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Is that what you keep telling your victims?
CaptainAnus
I don’t tell them anything, they just know
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
And the first time is usually pretty horrible
missleadinginiformation
Not always. She set the volume at 11 from the start for me. She got insanely wet, could get off from just penetration, could get off 10
missleadinginiformation
times in a row. She could deep throat like Heather. She ruined me. No one then compared.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Hmmmm that username
missleadinginiformation
Lol read it closer
FBKatB3TAdotcom
My mum is still a Virgin, Jesus probably
eroso
https://pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/billcosby_nbc.jpg
sonofTK421
michaeljscott
Trust me, your mum isn’t a virgin
doctorbees
StevieMcSteveface
Those darn Mexicans, crossing your borders and shagging your mums...
doctorbees
Didn't he have siblings, i.e. Mary and Joe boned? My Bible knowledge is lacking.
mfgcolour
She's not a virgin as in never had sex, Jesus is of Virgin birth because Mary went to confession before he was born
IamTheSherm
It is debatable, but the Bible mentions 3 different brothers of Jesus: James, Joses, Simon, and Judas.
KeatonJazz
How do we know they weren’t younger brothers? Jesus seems like the oldest child type.
IamTheSherm
If they are siblings, it would be assumed they are either younger brothers or Joseph's children from a previous marriage.
Sephority
I would say they were younger. There's no mention of joseph marrying anyone else or havung another wife. Plus he was poor so it's unlikely.
KeatonJazz
Plus Mary was still a hot young virgin after the whole Godly conception.
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Amen to that, brother
CheesecakePi
Well, sorta. Protestant traditions would say yeah, they boned. I guess Catholic doctrine is that they didn't, and Jesus's siblings were /1
CheesecakePi
Joseph's from a previous marriage. 2/2
Sephority
Traditions? And the bible never mentions joseph was married before and never mentions any other wives.
Sephority
And they were kinda poor so it would be odd for him to have multiple wives
AnonymousTrumpster
but Catholic doctrine is that Joseph was chaste, i.e. never boned anybody (my personal opinion is that there was no word for cousin (1/2)
AnonymousTrumpster
so even if not your parent's child, they would still be considered "siblings." (2/2)
Flyndaran
Depends on which myths you follow.
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Don't worry dude I will give a +1 for the truth
ShiftyToaster
Do you TRY to be so "edgy" that you're cringeworthy or are you just.. Naturally that way?
Flyndaran
TIL: historical accuracy is "edgy". Magic isn't reality, dammit. The bible has FAR too many inconsistencies to be taken seriously.
ShiftyToaster
So you're naturally just that way.. Alrighty
Sephority
Whether you're a believer or not the bible does record many accurate accounts of medicine, history, and culture of people of the time.
GuardsmanMiku
i mean if my partner was sudenly pregnant with a child that came 'from god' idk if i'd be cool jumping into bed with her strait away
Sephority
Well joseph wasn't blind to it. Seeing as an angel told him she was telling the truth and not to put her away
GuardsmanMiku
did that really happen though?
FBKatB3TAdotcom
I hate it when books get made into real life, and loose all the shit. Mind you I never read teh bible so I couldn't give a Darwin's
Sephority
Yeah. Matthew 1:19-21
DaveTheReaper
lost mine at 21, realized its not that great of an accomplishment or as big of a deal as everyone makes it... later that year. broke sternum
Koosky
yeah, not at 21 XD
Undeity
I think that lots of people consider it a measure of their desirability. "If I haven't lost my virginity by now, will I ever have a chance?"
Undeity
It's not always about accomplishment, either. What does it say about you as a being, if you don't even have a chance to pass on your genes?
Ribrianne
gay ? xD *duck from incoming fire*
Undeity
Now hold on a minute... Isn't that actually a common desire and stressor in a same sex relationship? I've seen a ton of sitcoms about it.
chimchim666
now *that's* an achievement
ragekritz
the broken sternum however- is a grand accomplishment.
CorneliusCornwall
That read like the health class scene in mean girls.
DaveTheReaper
i feel like i need to watch that
IAmTheLastOne
“Do not have sex. If you have sex you will get STD’s and die. So just don’t have it. Okay? Not everybody take some rubbers.”
KuraiChikara
I was 22.
DoublevBomb
Me too. At least with men. 18 with a woman didn't really count, there wasn't any fun to be had, just a conformation.
Xitaris
why was this down voted? smh
DoublevBomb
No one wants to hear gay stuff.
Xitaris
Zzz welcome to 2017 / the internet, am I right?
fistermatic5000
I lost mine as a teenager. I was so nervous I couldn't nut. I was all wtf man. She thought it was her fault so I went at it again>
jesuisgur
Same here, lasted for hours, too nervous to come. Blue balls from all hell the next day.
fistermatic5000
>and faked an orgasm and ninja'd the condom out of there so she wouldn't find it empty. Like she would really get all Sherlock Holmes.
SleepWorkWatchTVConsumeObey
Me too
PCGamingKurshuk
Did you break your sternum... like... sexing?
TwatSprinkle
Just say “having sex” holy hell....
Trae857
Now you gotta tell the story
ChellFreeman
You fell for it
zigbigidorlu
Same story. @OP lasts a long time and broke his sternum in the process.
DaveTheReaper
so i was making up for lost time... trying every angle and.. well elbows.. and torque and pivot points and force concentrations ... POP
CrazyCatLad
I collided with someone while we both were running full speed and their head hit my sternum. It has been fine for the last 7ish years >>
CrazyCatLad
>> but the 5 before that I had breathing problems and back pain from time to time. Couldn't even put on socks. Never went to the doctor...
VolvoSupportTeam
I specifically remember having trouble putting on socks too. Odd.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Ah so I guess you don't enjoy pegging.
BlakeTortilla
losing it at 21 hardly warrants "making up for lost time".
GreedyJungle
Jesus Christ Dave slow down.
DomineSatanas
Huh. They LITERALLY broke you.
Trae857
Sheesh. Definite A effort though.
DaveTheReaper
its been 11 years...still broken and its caused many more problems ... breathing hurts and sneezes can dislocate ribs
alurkertryinghisbest
Holy shit, I am watching my sternum like hawk from now on
boobyboobyboobyboo
At 18 I said "If I don't get laid by 21 I'm going to a prostitute". At 21 I said "I can't believe I said that, I'm going to wait for love"
VikingInOz
My friends wanted to buy me one at 18 :P
OctopusOccult
I was a fat kid who thought i would need a prostitue, but i found love in high school and am engaged to her.
Noodlesama
It was all those evil hormones
LittlestG
Was an escort. Took a few virginities, but this one guy kept coming back. I starting feeling awkward about it.
ILikeCharmanderOk
puke
myangstaccount
Good for you, man.
DiscoPhysicist
As a prostitute, I can't wait to be 18!
2fligh2high
itsppearsyoucanindeed
Woah there, we ain’t ISeeNipple’s over here
WorkaholicGifsForEveryReply
I got downvoted to hell for making a joke like that
itsppearsyoucanindeed
I like to live on edge
jackdouglass
does the name Kevin Spacey mean anything to you?
UnrustleYerJimmies
Awful but I chuckled. +1
Nikolai5
I went for the prostitute option. Was an escort actually. Don't regret it at all and was good fun.
bentwrenches
I went with a prostitute last week. My virginity has been gone since the 80's, I just wanted a no strings blowjob. 1/2
bentwrenches
You know what they say, you don't pay a prostitute for sex, you are paying her to leave when its done.
yomommashousecoat
I bet you're a real joy at family gatherings
bentwrenches
Life of the party.
Zomnivore
I bet you're a riot at church
SecretlySkeletonHitler
At 21 I fell in love and lost my virginity, and realized how dumb sex would be without love. People don’t lust people crave partnership.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Thank god some people understand that.
FourFans
Nope. People like to fuck too.
Drakki
It's a physical experience as much as it is an emotional one. Casual sex is fine and it can be a lot of fun.
swampyfrompompey
People lust too..Sex is perfectly fine without love..
SecretlySkeletonHitler
Perfectly fine sounds boring
LiteralFish
As long as both people are in agreement as to what the sex means. That's the really important thing.
PirateRubberDuck
Sex can be fun without love. Better with love though.
RX7zx6r
Idk, casual sex seems like a lot of fun. I'll never find out though :/
swampyfrompompey
Can confirm, casual sex is awesome..
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Nah, casual sex was key to finding out quite a few things about myself, and intimacy for mental health. But after a few years I needed more.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
I lost my virginity at 21 too though. No real reason to it, Just coincidences, a bit of teenage awkwardness and two years lost in the army.
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
What did you say when your powers kicked in?
BklynPunisher
MOMMY!
Mistruths
"Execute order sixty-six."
halfhumanhalfpie
Older women are great, but 66 for the 20s.... Dang
Beepity
Ah, there was your mistake. You killed off (almost) all the jedi, whereas if you'd said "execute order sixty-nine" you'd've gotten laid.
GoodBadGibus
I prefer this version of the prequels and is now my headcanon.
Magus62
It makes so much more sense!
boobyboobyboobyboo
Well being a virgin at 25 I think my powers are beginning to kick in. Desperate power...activate!
Wolfos
As a fellow level 25 wizard, I can insert USB cables correctly at first try.
Affray
uncannypopsicle
holy shit
zadel99
At 25 you are still a cleric. At 30 wizarding powers kick in (source: Anime: I don't have many friends/ore wa tomodachi ga tsukinai)
Cereaza
By 51, you'll become a Vicar. 55, Templar. 60, High Priest. 65, Archon. 70, Prelate, and by 75... Exemplar.
ShootYourGooMyDude
If you're male and late 20's though you might as well hold out a few years. You turn into a wizard once you turn 30.
confuciusman2
Bro. That's what I'm working on. Need my magic powers to show up so I can attend Hogwarts Night school.
OopsieDaiseys
Holy shit I fucked a wizard THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!
SpaceGaucho
27 here, every day is another nail in the coffin
Freakingdoomguy
Does masturbation screw it up
zadel99
I turn 29 this tear, waiting for my powers to surge next year.
oneofthecalled
Man, if I had just waited 8 more years. Shit. Why did nobody tell me til now? I could have been in my second year of Hogwarts now.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Or a warlock, if you prefer to walk on the wild side
KerkylasOfAndros
I'm a wizard all right, but there must be something wrong with it, i don't know any spells, or maybe my MP=0.
blainetog
I just turned 30 in June. When do I receive my powers? Because I'm not gonna lie, I'd be psyched to fly.
Cadpig
That's seeming more and more likely
DJNinja
Your username suggests otherwise.
Fallout10mm
Wheres my fuckin hat and staff dammit.
JustDontCare
I've yet achieved wizard status. In fact, Despite my infrequency, I'm fairly certain I've only achieved dead sidekick status.
MrPredator
Call BS on this one. I'm still waitin for my Robe.
godofpencilshavings
Didn't they make a movie about this, 40 is a good date
forellie
Good to know!
Depressionimminent
I was a wizard for two years.... God I miss my powers.
LickLickLickMyBalls2
Username checks out
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
My husband was 29 when we hooked up
Endetium
It's been almost 2 months since that day came. Still no powers :( IT'S ALL A LIE!
connorcat
More like a monk!
AlwaysSomethingHorrible
19, and I've had the chance to lose it before, but I want a relationship not a stand.
JarlmannViking
False. Source: 31, not a wizard.
Lefthandturnsignal
Sweet
LoopStricken
Lies.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
I turn into a wizard when I drink overproof rum.
webberjo
Just 4 more years.
ahokusa
Late 30’s: wizard apprentice. 40’s: wizard. 50’s: magister. 60’s: philosopher. 70’s: hermit. 80’s: king of virgins. 90’s: fairy. 100+: god.
MisterD90
Fuck yeah!
PervertedWizard
its not 30.. its around 25-28 now it seems..more nerds r getting laid and my number of brother r lowering
KobeBurger
DraccoKnightblade
Age: 31 "...I put on my cloak and wizard hat..."
FreyaNicci
At 40 you get your Jedi Certificate.
Cheomesh
If you haven't lost it by 30, you probably never will.
lurkmoarjono
Tis my wizarding wand. Expeltro spunkoum!
EroticZombiePants
If I knew this, I would have waited a bit more before I banged that escort.
JikaelMackson
Username relevant
Cereaza
He's lying. I just turned 30 and I was just banned from my local high school. This is bullshit.
tomyironmane
Lies.
tomyironmane
All you get is a slowly failing body past its prime and the only interest you can get from women is the ones who want you to foot the bill..
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EE10000
Go to a bar and buy a moderately attractive single person a couple drinks. It might help.
ChristmasCookieMonster
Serious question: do you masturbate furiously to compensate or?
Klingon00
At 40 congrats, you've managed to save yourself for all the people who've fucked up past relationships and have lowered expectations.
H3RLA
I'm not 40 but early/mid 20s where do I find these people with these low expectations ;_;
TheRealAethrys
Here on imgur. I for one would be pleasantly surprised if someone I met on imgur wasn't a serial killer or catfish.
H3RLA
My, My... I'm not a serial killer or a Catfish - but that's something a Catfishing Serial Killer would say O_O
TheRealAethrys
Quite the dilemma. But tell me, why are you so well versed in the phrases of CSKs?!
Blazic
brighterthanyou
I don't
Blazic
Ah... it's a game from long ago, irbat least that's when I last saw it. It's called "Don't die dateless, dummy" iirc
bigdaddyfatpants
wlfman
I'm at 29 now....only 11 months to go!
zadel99
13 months for me! *rises hand with expectating face
attofreak
Almost 30 *fists back!*
attofreak
*I mean high five
kepler20c
Ten more months...
jp189512
my 31 year old virgin friend just says "at least if we regress back to sacrificing virgins at least i'll be of some use"
Wakborder517
Chances of that happening are fairly high with the current state of the world
DerpyPuppy
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Yennachos
FACT
grotjam
34 here. Is this a joke I don't get? I don't get it...
TheZulthar
. Because I don't understand either
tankytaurus
If you’re a bulbasaur you’ll learn solarbeam at 35
osnabb
So that's what happened to Bloodninja!
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
Dann, I gotta write down your names or something.
MayorMcWeed
I only made it to 25, no regrets.
DarkBadTheShameless
26 here. Also no regrets.... though that wizard thing DID sound tempting
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
25 here. I know its just for lols but a part of me wanted to believe in the magic.
ThatBlindGuy408
Good for you
canderousbossk
25 days??? Quickest dick in the west
boodloop
The phrase “quickest dick in the west” while indeed speaking about the body part will never fail to make me actually laugh
ZacharyDiscordFletcher
Still going atrong.
OtterlyMagnificent
24, it wasn't very fun. Oh well.
Thristen
22 here. Loads of regrets.
nokers
I got 4 years to go
beholder87
24 days for me, can't wait to get my new spellbook.
GoldenTGraham
Same fam
youknowwhyimhere6969
It might have something to do with your use of the word "fam"
Mournclaw
How long for you, m8?
youknowwhyimhere6969
Not since choir boy practice in the summer of '95
isrraelkumiko
SometimesImReady
What exactly do you mean?
MithridateEupator
Wizard. Spells. Magic. Only if you haven't had sex by age 30. Not sure how to make it much clearer than that.
SometimesImReady
Either way, I learned very quickly that I prefer older guys versus guys my age (23).
SometimesImReady
You made it sound like at 30, you become a sex wizard whether you have experience or not.
korvkiosk
That’s how I’m understanding this post. That being 40 you’ll be awesome at sex. Is it supposed to something else??
RespectfullyDisagreee
SometimesImReady
That totally doesn't happen....
UsernameCheckerOuter
I'm 27, autistic, going for 40yo virgin
WorkaholicGifsForEveryReply
Bstone1
When do I become a lich?
Freakingdoomguy
No masturbation either
MasterPrime
When you trap your life force in a phylactery and use it as a source of dark power.
Vercci
DostoevskyDisciple
as a virigin 19 year old about to turn twenty in less than a month. this made me feel like shit :(
VolvoSupportTeam
Dude, don't worry about it man. Just have a cuba libre and chill out or whatever. You'll have the bestest sex one day, don't worry about it.
Mournclaw
As a sorcerer, it kinda annoys me that I've lost my chance at becoming a true wizard... At least I got my powers before 30, which is nice.
Dslayer2000
"My main lives on eredar" Eredar isn't a place you heathen
Cereaza
Wow, so 17 is "kinda getting up there."
Unravelled
How is 15 middle school?
scnottaken
Held back. They're obviously not studying.
stevethegr8t
Says middle school badass. Maybe meaning badass amongst the middle schoolers but not actually in middle school? Also very creepy
boevis
13? what the fuck.gif
RadicalRaizex
I think it has to do with mental age, most likely
thebjornsson
yeah i'm with you on that one
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Dont be naive. Kids occasionally have sex. When I was 13 I got dangerously close. I was rediculously horny then...
chrisharddick
Freshman year our grade slut was known for fucking several dudes before she was 14
boevis
Yeah, that was true in my school, it's known as "teenage boys make shit up to sound impressive, often at the expense of someone else"
idontenglishsorry
Also if you are 10 please don’t hurry, being a kid is awesome and it won’t last enough for you to really appreciate it
MrToday
Tell that to my uncle
gregorclegane
Tell that to Spacey
HadMeSomeChickens
Also, if you're 10, get the fuck off imgur.
RapturedMemes
I’ll get off Imgur just like I get off on your mom!
SexualConsent
Well, he's DEFINITELY 10
VodkaReindeer
Plus at then you're gonna last about 15 secs in bed.
Isorikk
Uh... Maybe wait until you can actually get an erection...
SexualConsent
I think I read somewhere you can get erections pretty early on, just you can't ejaculate or something. It's possible I'm completely wrong
dokpsy
What do I do with the one I already have
q2grapple
just toss it somewhere
idontenglishsorry
I had erections when I was 10, I also starting fapping at 9, nothing came out but it still gave me tickles
ISenseAChallenger
I was the same, nothing came of it but it still felt good.
idontenglishsorry
The best thing about it is that I could do it over and over and over again and my dick wouldn’t hurt
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KernalMustard
@ISeeNipple
pineapplepuppy
Dontknowaname18
MrCannibal
vikingpinkfreud
Fuck i made this exact face when i saw the comment and died when i saw your reply
FitzChevalric
SomeRandomMidget
Emperorofman
He must be a Catholic priest
Davey76
@ISeeNipple
BearwMeB
Can you explain to my friend what happened with this user?
texastwostep
Was looking for this
sendmeshirtlesskylorenmemes
too old for him
ThaEnder
Whoa, what did I miss?
kepler20c
Nah, he was into 13-14 year olds by the looks of things.
JesusHeardMyMeanThought
Work with a 41 year old Virgin. He's more of a Dobby than a wizard.
lw98117
40y virg Oh god
indianajonesey
Bet he'd still be a Dobby if he got some
kelpsie
Pre-sock Dobby or post-sock?
acatinbirdsclothing
So he gets shit done in a snap rather than worrying about his wand? I don't see the problem.
Mournclaw
One might argue it means he's even more powerful than a wizard then... Is that like, the level 40 upgrade from the wizard of 30?
GCRust
Sorcerer.
admiralcrackbar
No, that's when you're the seventh son born of a seventh son.
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
Necromancer at 40.
igotbannedfortryingtofaceswapmytesticle
*lynch king
bed1am6666
Even the dead would say they have a boyfriend.
Darkspire
I'd say give him a sock, but we all know what he'd do with it.
Srektom1
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WhiskeyTangoFedora
Thats what he calls his wizard sleeve.
eleninja
Literally crying
madguy50
He would cherish his freedom with it.
Darkspire
It would wear on him after a while.
Doopapotamus
SOCK PUPPETRY, THE HOBBY OF KINGS?!
KayGriMi
Take the upvote you glorious bastard. Laughing so hard I'm literally CRYING
PandAnomoly
gregorclegane
No he wouldn't spit it out, he'd use the sock, jeez
CrunchyPants
I'm curious. Did your coworker announce he was a virgin or people just figured it out ?
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Sometimes you can just tell.
CrunchyPants
Gotcha!
JesusHeardMyMeanThought
It's pretty common knowledge. He's a below average looking, good mormon boy. Dude doesn't even watch R rated films.
zadel99
That's why. Paganism and religion are not compatible
QotU
A Mormon not married by 22? Hmm. Perhaps not a virgin.
Roehcai
You might be surprised. Sometimes unassuming 'innocent' seeming people can be crazy sex fiends.
CrunchyPants
Gotcha !
CreamNinja
All a facade I bet
Chrono2055
He's probably a freak in bed
Isorikk
This guy gets it