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Vulthuryol
Found in Blackreach, the large dwemer cave under all of skyrim. Find the big yellow orb and use the Unrelenting force shout at it to summmon the dragon
Karstaag
A frost giant that the main character of Morrowind actually killed, but if you bring his skull to his throne you get access to round 2
The Reaper
In the Soul Cairn lies 3 Reaper Gem Fragments bring these to the reapers lair and get ready to fight
Fp edit: holy shit I went to sleep with this post at 60 and wake up at it 0ver 7000 the inner saiyan in me is sad
Send pizza!
secretagentsquirrel
Found #1 on accident. It was a bad time, I squealed alot.
FatMattDamon
Alright, time to play Skyrim again
FortressOfInsanity
Just put it OVER 9000!!!!!!
MarlaNau
I want to be a game designer only so I can hide bosses in the game and watch the Internet try to find them.
HellomynameisSatan
Fuck yes. If I was a game designer, this would be my goal.
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
Holy fuck, things in Skyrim that I haven't done. Today will be glorious
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
Update: They are all dead
CountDesMoines
The giant enemy crab in Oblivion was better.
KobaltKnight
Not an enemy, but I always loved the mudcrab merchant in Morrowind.
ElatedSacrifice
Holy shit I forgot about that guy, thanks for the reminder, he was awesome
ristay
Commenting for later- Hail Sithis!
LoadedPotatoSkins
psst. i know who you are. hail sithis
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Great. Time to fire up the ol' 360.
HellomynameisSatan
BOOOOOOOO! BOOO THIS CONSOLE PEASANT!
houseofjurai
Welp. Someone mentioned it, time to reinstall.
PalulukanMakto
My secret is that I never uninstall.
MyFartsHitMyBalls
I understood that reference.
bidou
The Reaper looks like a ghostly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Xenarion
Interesting. *Starts Skyrim, it crashes* God damn it.
IwillhavetheSpaghettiandMeatballsBABYYYYYYYY
I don't know if this counts but the ebony warrior at whiterun at level 81?
derock789
They're not really a boss more of a rare spawn.
IwillhavetheSpaghettiandMeatballsBABYYYYYYYY
It's not rare as such it just spawns at level 81 but I don't know how many people got to that level to fight him.
KobaltKnight
Before seeing the comments here, I'd never heard of that one. Highest level I've ever reached is ~50.
FlamedLion
I've killed them... I killed everything.
KevinBenedict
You killed every inhabitant of Skyrim?
FlamedLion
So cold. So alone.
KevinBenedict
I salute you from far away. Pls don't kill me.
FlamedLion
Lvl. 100 archery bitch.
IWatchYouFap
Not gonna lie. When I got Skyrim and got a bow in my hand it was over. I Archered EVERYTHING. My Archery and Sneak were in the 90s in a week
aPokal
I played my 500th hour today.
CresselaTheChindogu
Bitch please, do you even shut in? I have over a thousand easy.... Oh god, thats more than a week.
1AMTHEBATMAN
between the 360, my friends steam account (which we shared for a year or so) and my steam account I am up over 600! aaaaaaaaand I'm single
bob3rt
You forgot the Ebony Warrior once you reach level 80.
TheTurtleHermit
Not really hidden, since he approaches you
bob3rt
he hides until level 80 though.
Inutka
OMG thank you <3 now I have a goal to reach lvl 80 :3
TarEmerald
YEE!
death4665
Be right back the reaper isnt checked off yet
GaryFreakinOak
Don't bother with the reaper shards. Spam runes in the bone piles.
websurfintime
Good luck, we'll see you in a year!
CocktailGaming
Karstaag is actually the strongest boss in Skyrim, if I'm not mistaken.
lookatthepicnothere
Only Vulthuryol is with the base Skyrim. Karstag is from Dragonborn and The Reaper is from Dawnguard.
WarPatron
Thank you, you just saved me a bunch of time.
Deltaoo7
What peasants don't order all of them???
idownvoteplottwist
You mean, who bought the vanilla game on release and can't be bothered spending another $60+ on the expansions.
Deltaoo7
Or you could get all first 5 ES games with expansion packs for under 50 dollars on Amazon.
WreckTim
Thank you. I hate DLC so much and I like knowing whether I should bother trying to find these in game.
FillerNameToFillTheBox
"I hate DLC" that's like saying "I hate screwdrives". DLC is a tool. Tools can be used correctly or incorrectly.
littlesquishablecake
Good to know!
Sovoks
Sad, I wish I had the DLCs :(
1AMTHEBATMAN
they are like....$2.50 during the steam sales lol
Sovoks
My country, Venezuela does not support Dollars. :(
TheRetiredColourman
I'm from Europe, we got the € here. There are Steam Sales. Wait for the Fall/Autumn/Halloween Sale. If it's not cheaper, the Dragonborn DLC
TheRetiredColourman
is worth it! Should be 140 Venezuelan bolivares fuertes (?); approx. 20€ (22,67$).
jurassicbond
One of these days I'll actually play that game.
PikaCheck
No time like the present!
Snaitf
One of these days, I'll actually stop playing this game.
KvltDrummer
Seriously I've been playing at least 3 times a week since the release lol
1AMTHEBATMAN
and then RIP your social life. I have over 600 hours.
BrigginAllTheHate
rip in peace
OIWantKenobi
LET TODAY BE THE DAY
jurassicbond
Got a two week business trip coming up. The last thing I want is to be sucked into a game then not be able to play it for awhile.
OIWantKenobi
That is fair :) Then it is down to the business of WAR
jurassicbond
Crap. I started it yesterday and now I'm hooked and I have to leave tomorrow. :(
OIWantKenobi
IT STARTS
zekelas
VICTORY OR SAVENGARD
CurlyKaizer
Any good loot from these bosses?
Inutka
only from Karstaag I think, and it's fun fighting him :)
Mirawatts
Karstaag is the only one. Killing him gives you the power to summon Karstaag to fight your enemies. Although you can only summon him 3 times
lookatthepicnothere
You may only summon him three times total and it must be outdoors.
SWElewa
This guy asking the right questions
blanco6969
It's Skyrim. There is no good loot.
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
The reaper give you nothing, I believe, and the hidden dragon just gives you regular, leveled dragon-dropped loot.
FrankyBabes
About tree fiddy
PalulukanMakto
I think Karstaag is the only one with unique loot. He gives you a three-times-use spell that summons him.
Owensey
Only 3 times? What happens when it runs out? No more Karstaag? :(
PalulukanMakto
Yep.
Owensey
There's got to be a mod that fixes that. Might actually send my level 20 character into hell and have a peak.
Bobsplosion
Karstaag is locked at 90 and hard even then, I'd recommend you reconsider.
nightrein
Level 20? You might want to think twice...
Askeih
The only thing I didn't like about Skyrim was that craftable items were waaay better than the best loot you could find.
nightrein
I mean... a daedric bow you craft is exactly the same as one you find IIRC. You can then upgrade either, same upgraded damage.
OneOfTheseDaysImGoingToComeUpWithSomethingCleverButTodayIsNotIt
Really? That part made me happy. Incentive to invest in the skills.
newsguycraigevans
I played a toon with the sole intent of not crafting. More of a challenge.
Popyseed11
Nah mate. Champion's Cudgel is god
AtalanBeardy
I think that's a great idea for a game, let's players customize their look instead of having everything look the same.
RyanMcFlyin
once I beat Kartaag, I never know when the appropriate situation is to summon him...
1AMTHEBATMAN
mudcrab attack, obviously
RyanMcFlyin
aaaand now I know
TalosValcoran
I summoned him while defending Whiterun during the Civil War. Poor bastards never made it to the first barricade.
RyanMcFlyin
see- now THAT'S a good time to summon Karstaag!
TalosValcoran
That's pretty much the only real, practical occasion I've been able to find for him, so far.
Ulfzark
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/e174e973669b59a2e5e4fdb710e3f3fd3c42ac885caf0ecc9bf4238fe7aac237_1.gif
BrobaFett501
Must have been from Team Rocket
ddd0
ICBM launch detect, initiate counter-attack !
Orion1453
"I must go. My people need me." - Bear, probably.
TalosValcoran
Sabre cat*
Orion1453
I dunno why I saw a bear. Did someone put acid in my new contacts?
IfTheyGaveMeAnOptionToLeaveThisAreaEmptyIWouldLeaveItEmpty
best shit ever man. Sometimes i just go and die for this
Ulfzark
Aaaaand its gone. =)
unknown112
a shame the grim reaper doesn't drop a scythe
mnyf2009
Like everything, there's a, probably , mod for that
unknown112
several
mnyf2009
Figured
Gun10ck
What does it drop?
unknown112
crap
unknown112
MrPresidentCthulhu
Sick beats
Jackospade
1AMTHEBATMAN
another one of those comments that makes you go "damn it"
TalosGuideUs
Forcefully exhales air through nostrils
SomethingCleverBand
I'm streaming this game tonight under my drinking game: SKYRUM. Everytime Mjoll says 'soiled his armor', I take a drink.
The1FluffyPanda
.
CocktailGaming
I too also enjoy drunk gaming.
SomethingCleverBand
WOOOOOOOOOO
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Go after one of these bosses!
SomethingCleverBand
Plannin on it!
Azto
Jesus cristh dude, do you want to die?
HellomynameisSatan
You sound drunk already!
SomethingCleverBand
I'll most likely just soil my armor.
aPokal
OK, like a drink in game or real life?
SomethingCleverBand
Real life drink, I go hard in the streets.
aPokal
Then don't forget some salt and sour snack.
Draevan13
I was surprised since I used Unrelenting Force on a Falmer above me, it kept going and hit the sphere then boom, Vulthuryol out of nowhere!
mirrorrorrim
Much like the RKO. IT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
BAH GAWD!
MrBananaBeak
Then, ded.
Draevan13
I was around level 30 at the time, he's not that tough at higher levels.
MrBananaBeak
...he's level 90. 30s get squished.
Draevan13
Not sure if you're playing modded, but on console/vanilla PC he's level 50.
MrBananaBeak
Oh. I've never fought him, it's just what someone else itt said. 50 aint that bad. A 30 with enough pots/every power used would win.
NotRelevantGif
I feel impressed at myself for beating him now. I went looking for him at level 15
DenzelWashingtonBestActorEver
What about the ebony knight?
KennyBlankenshipsmostpainfuleliminationoftheday
You rang?
CocktailGaming
Not really that secret, believe it or not.
DenzelWashingtonBestActorEver
I don't know anyone who played the game up to level 80. I'm only around 50 after doing every quest I can find and every skill that's fun.
TalosValcoran
It was a lot easier with the Oghma Infinium exploit, before Bethesda patched it out. :/
dualplains
Including the expansions? I'm at level 40 on my second playthrough, still haven't completed Thieves Guild, main quest line... 1/?
dualplains
dragon priest masks, Stones of Berenziah, and haven't started Dawnguard or Dragonborn expansions.
KobaltKnight
I can say that before looking at the comments here, I'd never heard of the ebony knight. I think the highest level I've ever reached is ~50.
imjakefromstatefarm
Took me forever to find all 3 correct reaper shards and find the damn reaper temple to summon the reaper was such a pain in the ass
AetherMcLoud
Ah yes, "Reaper", we have dismissed that claim.
GaryFreakinOak
Worst part: There's no need to do it. Just spam some runes to wake him up.
DentalATT
Would you like a job as Commander Shepard?
PmmeDBZpics
Did you fear him?
ecolei
This needs more points
ravnicrasol
Gotta ask... was it worth it?
Waddafaq
He is really cool, but then you slap him and get disappointed, I think he has a really obvious insta kill, but that's it
LeadByBadExample
Considering the combat mechanics, my guess is no.
crypticorb
No. He drops a few black soul gems, a deadra heart, and some trash items.
Emperorraccoon
nah he's pretty much a pushover with crap loot, the loot from the chests where you get the shards is better than what he drops
mnyf2009
I always thought it was fake......is it?
imjakefromstatefarm
It's real the are 3 specific shards you need from 3 diff boxes in the soul cairn then need to assemble them at the reaper temple problem is
imjakefromstatefarm
2) the shards respawn and are identical so no way to tell if you have the 3 you need or just 3 of the same shard until you go to the temple
imjakefromstatefarm
4) took me forever many tries until i randomly found the right combo of 3 shards
LittlePotte
I still haven't defeated karstaag, he is tough as nails :(
321Guesswho
idk ur build path but i went mage i just summoned werebear then use secrete of arcana with incinerate dual wielded that really helped me
Popyseed11
Jump up onto a rock and safe spot him with spells/a bow
BluLuna
First boss I actually had to prepare for @.@ when I beat him I froze irl because it felt so unreal.
Fenderzilla
I almost got him once but accidentally backed into the cave entrance to another section of the castle. When I came back he was full health.
BrienneofTarthsJumboJunk
The fucking ragdoll move he does
Mirawatts
Hardest mob in the game. He's level 90 no matter what level you are.
OverEngineeredCodPiece
One of the Greybeard's is level 150, static.
Mirawatts
That's Arngeir. He's the highest level NPC (excluding Miraak if you're level 150+). Arngeir is essential, otherwise an easy enough fight.
Sephority
I took pot shots from the rock in the corner.
ZealotOfRovagug
Play as orc, use rage and max out two handed. I can't remember which weapon I used, but a Daedric war hammer with the shout that makes you >
ZealotOfRovagug
Swing faster is pretty good. I beat him on my first try, although I did also put all my points in health and bring a lot of potions.
CatSingularity
Bruh, nails can be bent!
LoTRFanatic42
I killed him and then summoned him to fight the Ebony Warrior.
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
Neither have I man. I've done pretty much everything I can think of and that bamf is still crushing my skull in
RaiXira
I have a friend whose char punches out giants and revered dragons for funsies. He had to actually draw his sword for that fight.
VulpesIncendium
I've only ever defeated him with my heavy armoured, dual sword wielding Orc character. Still used up most of my potions in doing so.
GatchamanCrowds
killed him at lvl 50 with bow and so many arrow
mcdude21
Are you still doing it now?
LittlePotte
Nah, put it on pause when people said he is level 90... my character right now is 51...
TheTagg
I only killed him thanks to an bugg.
Tacoflavouredkisses
Warhammer did the job for me. I was level 98 at the time.
SpatialAnomaly
Items with cold resist as I recall make a big difference iirc.
imjakefromstatefarm
Build a pure mage, and summon a dragon to fit with you along with 2 summons is easy fight
Jimmmydickgun
Would you say he's ice cold?
HowlingDysphoria
What I did: Get enchanting level 100 -> enchant a few items to give 100% free Destruction magic -> summon the shade of that mage (1/?)
HowlingDysphoria
From the College of Winterhold who tries to find the Dwemer (he can't die, will keep Karstaag busy, then you just resummon him) (2/?)
HowlingDysphoria
-> spam master & expert level Destruction spells at Karstaag from distance -> win. Kind of broken actually. (3/3)
CountDantes
I didn't take him seriously at first and he stun-locked me until I died. I was dumbstruck.
SteelIsTheAnswer
Fuckin ebony warrior got me with that dmg reflect hvy armr perk. One shotted myself. I thought he killed me and I was floored lol.
Dagunhari
I hopped up a rock and drowned him in arrows. Dude looked like a porcupine when i were done with him.
LordofGoats
That's how I dealt with the first hydra in Dark Souls. I wandered into a way looking down on it and spent maybe half an hour poking it.
JawoftheMoose
Just run up to the lake and stand with your shield out, eventually you stand where the heads don't hit. gg ez pz
Dagunhari
Umbra in Oblivion took me close to an hour with my stabby chucker. I had to hop off the pillar i was on and recollect my arrows. Twice.
CarlTheLlamaBoy
shit was weak af to soul arrows
PalulukanMakto
I believe he is listed as the toughest enemy in the game.
ThompsonwithaP
Ebny
ThompsonwithaP
Ebny
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Worse than the ebony warrior?
MexicanJugDealer
How about the booty warrior?
PalulukanMakto
Depends. You have to be level 80 to face the warrior, so he isn't that op. Karstaag is always a minimum of 90.
TheRetiredColourman
Can one fight Karstaag only if one reaches a certain level? Like the Ebony Warrior.
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
You can attempt to fight him at any level, but it won't work out well.
ThalmorJusticiar
Someone did an experiment having a bunch of the toughest enemies fight each other. Ebony Warrior slaughtered all of them, including Karstaag
IdontCareJustGiveMeAUsername
That's nuts that level 80 ebony warrior can slaughter level 90 Karstaag
OverEngineeredCodPiece
What level was the person recording? Ebony Warrior scales up to level 150, I think.
ThalmorJusticiar
I think Ebony Warrior is set at 80. But for comparison he also defeated level 150 Miraak and the base version of Alduin with 3000 health.
ThalmorJusticiar
Link here /a/wgAl7
malix82
goddamnit, are you trying to get me back in the game? I've been clean for a year now >:/
ejay150
BUT GETTING BACK INTO IT IS THE BEST PART :D I restarted and decided to play nothing but magic :D
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malix82
:O ei voi olla
StrawberryAlarmClock
I'm building a powerhouse PC that will run skyrim with 4K textures... Tell my family I love them.
LyricChae
I just obsess over ESO now.
MesterSkuzzz
Here here
FrankJ7
:O For shame!
mcdude21
Ting!
RudeDudeInABadMood
I just started a new character...
websurfintime
I was about to say the same thing
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
What about now?
DadJokesaretheBest
Damn it! Now i have to go get my 360 out from under my bed
Chemnerd263
Same! This is evil!
StrawberryAlarmClock
I'm building a powerhouse PC that will run skyrim with 4K textures... Tell my family I love them.
StrawberryAlarmClock
I'm building a powerhouse PC that will run skyrim with 4K textures... Tell my family I love them.
MrRoybert
As of 2 weeks ago i got back in. Lol im acquiring property and working on dawnguard. just busted serana out last night! Lol
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Disregard Skyrim, play WoW instead.
punkface87
Silly rabbit, there is no escape!
SugarSmack
I thought I was done.
crossflip
Go back! The modders demand it! Your soul belongs to the Nexus!
sirplayerone
"And the SCROLLS, have FORETOLD, that you can't ESCAPE, this game's HOLD, that when Bethesda, makes games, you will PLAY, FOR-EV-ER!!!"
aPokal
And ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and e
iroe85
Don't lie on the internet.
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8bitTunes
I'm gonna wait for the goty. So about 2-3 yrs
malix82
I know. That will be 300-400 hours of my life spent in gaming again...
Diezen
Patrolling the Mojave desert almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Thaliel
Mother fucking vacation days are already set! Both my wife and I ain't doing shit for days on end.
SarcasticAssholeOrAtLeastThatsWhatMomCalledMe
I personally cannot wait to take all my sick days at work and be a lazy game playing piece of shit for 6 days straight
MyOhMyThePizzaSky
Wouldn't that be 10 days if you include weekends?
realscrumpysteve
Already filled and approved for two weeks leave and the end of November.
SarcasticAssholeOrAtLeastThatsWhatMomCalledMe
Hehehe
itsahollyday2
I just started a few months ago but haven't picked it up since. Is it worth it?
TehB00
is that a real question?
SEDavio
YEE!
cameldrinker
I've spent thousands of hours playing it and thats just on a console. If you got it for PC, mod the fuck out of it, if not, its still great.
TrumpkinSpicedFuckwad
My mod list is over 30 right now. Haven't even talked to the Grey beards yet.
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
In the first week I had it I played 120 hours.. And I still hadn't finished the main story line
BeerSeer
A lot of fun was taken out of it when I accidentally typed in caqs in the console. Took the personal challenge out of it.
mnyf2009
"Accidentally"
will242
You could start a new game. Steam has a play as Deadpool mod now. You could be Deadpool.
vidiv
Ffff- gotta get that mod now. Damnit, Will. I'm still trying to finish FO3 (if the glitches let's me)
realscrumpysteve
Psst.http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/36958/? He's sworn to carry your sweet rolls
bananerbread
What does that do?
roonmian
Finishes every quest in the game.
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
Then..whats the point in playing?
anialatrex
`tgm is god moide :D
will242
Finding stuff killing stuff and walking around.
flyingsolow
It's a debugging tool for the developers rather than a cheat code.
MrPredator
We've all been clean. I've fought my inner desire numerous times. I haven't installed 1 mod from NexusMods or from the steam workshop.
jazzhead
Then you are by imgur law not allowed at all to reply to this post.
will242
But they have a Deadpool mod.
GaryFreakinOak
A VOICED Deadpool mod. A voiced Deadpool mod that is HILARIOUS AS FUCK.
will242
Wait a voiced one I missed that damnit. I think the shouts should should be just random nonsense.
will242
Are you talking about the follower mod or the one where you actually play as Deadpool?
GaryFreakinOak
The follower one, the play as one is kind of shit.
malix82
Why did you bringthis up. Urge to reinstall rising...
GaryFreakinOak
He quotes Sailor Moon before fights sometimes. If you get him, get the Gravity Hammer mod, and give him one, it's fucking awesome.