CGODO2N
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Job satisfaction must be high here.
#sloweryouslut #CookieCuttingCrew
Dec 17, 2019 7:13 AM
CGODO2N
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#sloweryouslut #CookieCuttingCrew
gotigs
Does the pineapple one actually need that last push at the bottom?
katsumiblisk
The least satisfying must be sorting bungee cords at the factory
itmightbeamemorableday
Seems like the loader's job could be done by a magnetic robot arm...
Hooishais6
HandsomeJack19
I had this job once. I was in charge of making the cock and balls molds for the bachelorette party line.
Peebsy
Yes, until you slam your fingers in too soon
JockoV
BRAZZERS
EvilLyn01
Put...Put your dick in it.
Squelchtone
This post is ananas. A N A N A S
SpareWare
I would accidentally grab it before it was done and get my fingers smashed
userfriendly19777
There´s a lot of preassure in this line of work.
OrdinarilyBob
MyBigMouth
That last one thou, sloooowed to perfection
AlexandraIce
Yes. Perfect satisfaction!
slidewhistlesymphony
Meanwhile, down at the cookie cutter factory, things are going swimmingly.
NikolaiJakovtheheadoftheKGB
That's a lot of engineering for a cookie cutter
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Am I alone in ‘hearing’ gifs?
Pulunen
Three hours into the twelve hour shift and I'd enter the stage of uncontrollable gasms.
DemonFluffer1000
pirogoeth
Wheres the one that makes the baby yoda shaped cutters?
amildpsychosis
I thought medieval torture device.
Zapathasura
Oooooooooooo......... Who lives in a pineapple made out of steel?
gekkepoes
I always wondered how they make cookiecutters
tarquinious
UnemployedInGreenland
Munchman347
What the hell is that last one? A reindeer? An Angel? A map of Cookiestan?...
MarkPenrice
I've sometimes wondered how cookie cutters are formed. I never thought it'd be anything quite so brilliant as this.
Smes
How to figure out how many cm you need? How to measure the circumcision?
WorkingOnArrival
checkcheckheyhey1212
I bet this is a machine you need to press a button with both hands and a foot to operate
BirdLady
At least I hope so
realfakegamer
It has a lever
Retromorphic
But what about the other foot? Im sure i could get that stuck in there somehow
checkcheckheyhey1212
I figured the operator should keep a foot for balance
PrincePiggo
Unless it's in China. Health and safety isn't a huge priority over there.
somnif
Yep, need a far reach over the work surface to turn on, and the buttons loose so just hold it in while it runs, okay?
Woestkonijn
Just use your fucking head. Don't stick your hands where you wouldn't stick your dick.
Chols
This is true. However most heavy equipment is not intuitive to new employees not trained properly.
Rezol
You overestimate how much attention a bored worker pays on a Friday afternoon. "I'm just gonna..."-mentality literally kills people.
CGODO2N
To stop you playing with yourself whilst you watch it ye?
checkcheckheyhey1212
If your hands are occupied they won't be smashed
CumsInPies
Id use my free foot
STINKPICKEL
So, where are pineapple Christmas cookies a Tradition ? The Islands?
johnragsdale80
Moravian Sugar Cookies. Old Salem NC. They are also famous for the Moravian Star at Christmas.
STINKPICKEL
I googled that under images, and didn't see a single fucking pineapple cookie anywhere. The star ones yeah but no pineapples.
STINKPICKEL
Once again imgurians DV the truth.
johnragsdale80
I didn't either actually.
johnragsdale80
https://www.spoonforkbacon.com/lime-sugar-cookies-with-pineapple-buttercream/
STINKPICKEL
Oh MAN ! COOKIES n icing, so good tasting, so bad for your body. All that yummy sugar.
sumosapiens
CaptainMarkoRamius
Secret finger jutsu: One Thousand Years of Death!
wargodmax
I like how when she runs around she's doing like a 3 or 4 foot radius to get behind her
duckshooter
KiwiGameDev
SuspiciousCactus
Ah the Hidden Finger Jutsu, Thousand Years of Death
sykoticflaw
KANCHOOOOOOOO
Muttons1337
かんちょ〜
Muttons1337
The wavy little tilde is important for emphasis.
Soultigerr
Source? And:
Lutki
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DatDarthCaedus
Since ya already have source, here's also an explanation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanch%C5%8D
Wizardicus
RolandLovecraft
Yo. In Japan multiple people have died or been injured by having compressed air being blasted into their anus.
MarkPenrice
I thought they were the ones doing the blasting, on purpose, at gas stations?
OrdinarilyBob
OMG! That's a thing!?! (With sound)
orion42m
What the fuck is this from?
Reaping
Carole and Tuesday, Netflix show. Episode 9
MarkPenrice
Japan's Got Talent. 2017 winning entry. Like everything else in Japan, it's animated over there.
OrdinarilyBob
I wish I knew... Honestly, just something I picked up on Teh Instarwebs one day.
Jetthix
https://myanimelist.net/anime/6205/K%C3%A4mpfer
KnightStriker
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turianfleet
Dotto
iknowitsnotbutter
Yakkystudy
.
Colanah
"Hormones, fists, and other body parts will fly as the daring, new gender-bender defender must become a contender or die!" On my list now.
DonttellyourSOyoulookatthese
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MarkPenrice
"Effeminatized"... come on people, there's proper words for these things. On which note, TIL what "Hideyoshi" is thanks to that article.
wispu
Dot
CptDynamite
TheMojaveWanderer
. cheers my dude
MayaMacabre
. K
FoxySpirit
Okay thirsty guys n gals: this one is bad. Really. Find something else to fap to.
Jetthix
deviatepiez
"Gender bender defender"
MarkPenrice
Oh, like that helps distinguish itself amongst endless other animes and webcomics...
SpecialProjectY
"Waking up transformed into a beautiful girl might be the stuff of some guys' fantasies...(...)"
MarkPenrice
Wait, so That One Doujin I once saw sharing the name wasn't just some R-rated fan riff on a show, but using its actual main concept?
SpecialProjectY
I'm afraid so...