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Jan 4, 2015 2:53 PM
TownsendV228
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phamptom
If he/she drops it, have them pick it up; they messed it, have them help cleanup. Don't use it properly? Take it away.
allthenamesaregone
That's sudocrem and it'll wipe off without harm, would just take some time to do it carefully.
smileyalyssa
good guy/ girl babysitter, i would have done the same thing. children need to learn consequences and thinking before acting.
pleaseregisteryourinterest
Well Sudocrem does fix everything...
Tehadam
That's.... a good idea actually.
thefirstofhisusername
+1 for the discovery of this gif
Azreyel
Ummm should i know what that scene is from? I want to know now!
1stLtObvious
Is that spackle!? Oh, he dead!
lonelysock
No it's sudocream
Elvirana
when my daughter was 2 1/2 she wanted sunglasses. She still talks about them, now 3 years old, even though they lasted only 6 hours.
Elvirana
probably because we hung up a huge picture of her wearing them and tell her she broke them every time she asks for a new pair.
ThorTheGod
So, the kid throw in the fire thing, where is it from?
Phishouttawatta
the second breaking dawn
AjaniGoldmane
Twilight. Vampire babies=bad. Vampire throwing it in is part of like this older vamp coven that makes rules and shit
Vaerlin
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
bensfriend
No, be- Oh. The rest of... Right.
edianunter
kill it? kill it with fire? before it lays eggs? ok
extrafancyketchup
these are the same parents that let their kids destroy entire stores. grrrr
zorbada
Jif Sauce?
ConstipatedUnicorn
Joogle it.
Mikehippop
I'm a huge fan of the fire approach myself.
wildgoosespeeder
http://imgur.com/6NfmQ.jpg
Stronghold07
iDunnoWhatToTellYaGottaFigureItOut
Demon spawn belong in flames. It's their father's home
TownsendV228
Why? For the glory of Satan of course!
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
easily best part of those fucking movies. when I saw it half the audience gasped and the other half laughed. 'into the fire, bitch!"
heodaubu
The best condom commercial
Treblaine
"you did that" "yeah" "will it work like that" "... no" TIL many politicians need to be treated like 3 year olds.
McKavian
"Well, Senator, will the economy work like that?" "...no."
kpmatias
and this is why my ridiculously expensive tv is mounted to the wall and my gaming systems sit on a shelf 6 feet off the ground.
Path20
"daddy said the white balance was off"
Eviltower
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/6d/6d2bdbd93e86e31315e4bc7ac8acacac6f806cb4f01a57b1c98bb89d9a345128.jpg
HennaMamma
My 3yo broke his headphones, every time he uses his DS or Leap Pad and he whines when I ask him to turn off the sound, I remind (pt 1)
HennaMamma
him that he COULD be hearing the sound if he HADN'T used the headphones as a lasso and snapped the wires....Some day I may get him more.
CPatricoo
Okay. I'm glad it worked that one time when the kid busted the thing that was his BUT HOLY FUCK THAT IS MY TV GOD DAMMIT.
raptormax9585
I dont know, gives me a good excuse to buy a newer, bigger TV that happens to be on sale for a price cheaper than the old tv.
phaent
Except being a parent means your sole mission is to create a worthwhile human. Maybe think about what's more important before kids.
TownsendV228
Exactly how I would have felt in this situation.
tomyironmane
Call children's services. I'll stop spanking the little sperm-stain when they get here.
ZOMGNO
In case you weren't aware, this is nappy cream :p it'll probably come off.
TownsendV228
Oh, thank fuck! I was worried for the parents. I thought it was something which would not come off easily.
FarmerFrance
Parenting is like watching someone who's tripping balls on acid...
sdlabs
http://captionsearch.com/pix/crrgw2qb8n.jpg
gammaraycharles
While you yourself are on a slightly smaller dose of acid.
Armored0Titan0
I dunno, they scream a LOT when they're in fires.
koolit6
That's what peace sounds like screaming and then silence.
jrau18
But it's over so quickly
JsKingBoo
Well, that's the sound of forgiveness. Screaming, and then silence
themoistenedbint
Caaaarl, that kills people!
signalswitch64
More like the sound of forgiveness, screaming and then silence.
proweller
Short term pain for long term gain
FMZerek
The kid above was vaporized immediately. I presume it won't be loud.
Gmayor61
What the fuck is wrong with you? You gag them first. Holy shit, god damn amateurs at it again just because it's a new year...
Beeblebrox2nd
Some of us enjoy hearing the screams...
AngryBritishDude
Only the first 23.6 seconds.
tryhardtroll
Screams of delight. Look at them dancing in that fire having the last time of their lives.
MrPredator
I want my Baby back, Baby back, Baby back, Baby back ribs.
Sportmotor
LOL god damn, well played
darkmyst30
Earplugs, and you'll have a nice bond after. Bring out the booze, you have no more responsibilities!
AFancyRedFox
Bonfire. Not bond fire
darkmyst30
This is what I get for not double checking myself first, ty.
AFancyRedFox
Just doing my civic duty.
XxMechEngxX
Its sad. The number of shitty parents out there who should never have kids that do. If you go to my local commercial daycare it is full(1/2)
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
You kind of sound like you're mad at some people and you're not at all just talking about this post
XxMechEngxX
You right, i am mad at someone. But untill someone does it to your kid you wouldnt fully understand. Its still the truth.
proraiderthirdgrader
Does, doesn't it? He's right though. I've seen too many scummy parents.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
I've never seen any scummy parent except on tv so I can't really judge about anything :)
XxMechEngxX
Of teen-early twenty something mothers who work there so they get free daycare. They are real scumbags that blame everything on their ex.
iwanttobeapenguin
the kind of job you get if you don't love it. The kids run you to death, you have to love them to do it. 2/2
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linkskywalker14
I feel like I shouldn't trust the opinion of anyone who refers to a group of women as "just whores and bitches."
SmallHandsBigPenis
Yeah someone sounds bitter.
iwanttobeapenguin
The daycare I work at only has 2 staff that have kids attending. They don't even get it for free, just a discount. Believe me, that's 1/2
mechanimated
I'm not sure what's so terrible about working a job that offers benefits you need?
XxMechEngxX
It is terrible because they blame everyone else and use the "im a single mother" card for sympathy and attention.
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
What is that gif from?
bmullecker
I honestly favorited this before even reading the text because of the gif, but the text was good too.
waxwingslain
The last Twilight film... I didn't watch it, just googled 'Dakota Fanning throwing kid in fire' :)
Exquizit
Thats one of those things you google then delete your history
YamatoIouko
Wait, when did Dakota Fanning grow up? I thought she was perpetually 8 years old.
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
It almost makes me want to see it.
bmullecker
Right? Last movie I would have expected hearing this is from is Twilight. The hell?
waxwingslain
...almost.
ReccaDark
Thanks for the answer. I'm going to return to this later so I can discover WHY a kid was being tossed into a fire… /am curious
khaleesimotherofkittycats
In the series it is illegal to create vampire children as they are unable to learn; they have the tendencies and intellect of a toddler but
khaleesimotherofkittycats
in the series.
khaleesimotherofkittycats
The .gif is showing the vampire children being put to death by the sort of "government" the vampires have… One of the few interesting ideas
khaleesimotherofkittycats
the strength and powers of any other vampire, therefore they cause havoc and are unable to maintain secrecy or discretion..
JesusWalkedOnWaterToDrownInWine
List the TV on eBay as artwork? "Acrylic over LCD representing the over-representation of cartoonery."
noirthesable
Could work. Rauschenberg's "Erased de Koonig Drawing" (essentially a priceless charcoal sketch erased) is a very valuable neo-Dadaist piece.
VoteforPedroOrElse
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Classy-Bill-Murray-In-a-Suit-Points-With-Approval.gif
triculious
You're thinking of etsy
pixelsnader
"Censorship to protect the eyes of children is destructive to artistic media"
ZOMGNO
Its bum cream, it'll come off ;p
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
I think the artist is trying to suggest something about the duality of man.
hullabaloo70
Duality of man
shadowchild2089
People laugh but my mom recently did some still life shots of sticks and flowers that ended up selling for $500+ at an auction. like wtf.
LADYBUGS
got pics? I'm curious what exactly people will pay for
shadowchild2089
i have none but now that i have a new phone with a decent camera i may take a few if i can find copies of them floating around.
shadowchild2089
>the allows the viewer to gain some inference of their own. As to the deeper meaning of the art. I.e. creating mountains out of leaves
shadowchild2089
i haven't been able to find a copy of the prints yet but essentially its like @TheDevilBehindTheLeaves explained. Its making an arrangement>
TownsendV228
for $500+ at an auction. (2)
shadowchild2089
i'm not entirely sure which one sold at auction, but i'll try to find a copy if i can. it was a few years ago. her other paintings
shadowchild2089
sold pretty well too.
TownsendV228
By any chance, could you provide some of the picture your mother took? I'm actually interested in seeing them if they ended up selling (1)
shadowchild2089
All i can seem to find are her landscape and nature shots. None of the still life stuff she did.
fizix00
cocaine to kids. (2)
TownsendV228
Oh, you.
PinkFluffyOne
What's the story behind the kid being chucked on the fire? I feel like I should know it.
DavidAndrews
Sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_tEbtwPBM8
txmount
He put peanut butter in the PS4.
funsizedperson
You're not supposed to turn a baby into a vampire because they have no self control AT ALL like they killed everybody.
ragnar34
When a fucked up violent gif shows up and it looks like a fantasy of some kind, I just assume it's GoT.
spaghettilegs
I'm actually really surprised by how many people thought it was GoT
Thor1229
Breaking Dawn vampire babies are outlawed because they can't control themselves and would expose their world.
MetalHealth30
HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED.
TheMightyCock
It's Dakota Fanning's annual burn-a-baby ceremony
WhimsicallyDark
Oh you!
ILikeMyWafflesBlue
It looked like something on game of thrones and I got sad because I thought it spoiled something
ILikeMyWafflesBlue
I thought it was cercei killing another incest baby
SpaceWeatherMan
I'm guessing twilight.
slagath0r
think so too
PinkFluffyOne
I've never watched any of the Twilight films. Maybe I should give it a try.
Tkeleth
They got bashed to hell on the internet. I liked them. Fuck critics. I will say this - the 2nd one mostly sucks. If u like #1, watch em all.
ElTubacabra
Despite the bad rep they get from Imgur, they're pretty great, especially the first one. Kristen Stewart is such an underrated actress.
mushroommunk
Looks like game of thrones, I've only seen first two seasons but there was a chick who used blood and fire for magic.
TheCanadianNerd
It's twilight, unfortunately.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
mushroommunk
Sorry, I haven't seen Twilight at all and this screems GoT. I wouldn't dare imply them as equals.
ckels
Twilight. Breaking Dawn part II. It's a vampire baby. They bad.
YourWaifuIsTrash
liek so bade
TheCatManMightPeerIntoYourSoul
I'm still glad I've never seen any twilight movies.
FingerCymbalVirtuoso
he ded
DemographicUnknown
For some reason I always thought it was from Game of Thrones. Clearly I've seen neither :(
DemographicUnknown
PS Originally typed "Game of Throwns" by accident and wasn't sure if the pun was strong enough to warrant leaving the typo. [shrug]
PhewPhew2222
Doesn't seem uncharacteristic of that show. Game of Thrones is a little fucked up.
slimstebow
The chick would have been naked
chaseNC
They generally chuck the babies against walls or slice their throats. Of course, Aerys probably burned a baby or two in his day.
thatguyintheplacewiththething
So, wouldn't a vampire baby just stay a baby forever. Like this immortal fucked up monster toddler?
TheLadyNym
IIRC, vamp babies are ridiculously powerful and strong because they're so young, and thus pose a threat to, like...errbody.
serella
According to Twilight rules, kids/babies turned into vampires are dangerous and never age, being young and destructive forever. Babies 1/2
serella
2/2 that are BORN vampires are apparently safe and actually grow up very fast. Fun fact: I'm super mad at myself for knowing this.
ChronicD
That's pretty much it. But they have the vampire glamour power. So it's like "That baby is SO CUTE!!!" times a million. Dangerous.
spaghettilegs
Yee, vampire babies=unpredictable, strong, unable to learn... bad news
kraziekandy
Yup. Baby vampires can't learn or grow up, they're stuck throwing tantrums that can destroy cities, so making baby vampires is illegal IIRC.
tomyironmane
Stupid Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.
TheyCallMeTheHiphopopotamusIgotFlowsThatGlowLikePhosphorous
The kid was a vampire and they wanted him dead. Or so my friend told me, I've never seen any twilight movies...
McKavian
SUUUUuuuUUUUUuuuuuURRR you haven't. ;-)
arwen443
Vampire kids are illegal because they can't control themselves, but are so adorable no one tries to control them. They kill whole villages.
Mollusc
It's from one of the Twilight films. Breaking Dawn, I think.
BitchImCanadian
Yep. Vampire kids are NOT allowed in the twilight universe. (Poor impulse control + hard to control bloodsucking impulse = bad news)
Mookystick
But vampire kids are a blessing, just ask Lestat de Lioncourt :Interview with the Vampire .
Armacitis
I thought shit like that made them sparkle
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
And here I thought they were all just sparkly and brooding.
BitchImCanadian
Nah. The ones who don't eat animals are actually kind of awesome, in comparison.
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
Ah, they're the "human are our cattle" types? Now THOSE are the kinds of vampires I can get behind.
losersmanual
Who gives a 3yo a playstation?
Shaboingo
A 3-year-old in today's fucked up society
JohnMarten
Have you never been to a gamestop? Half of the games says PG 3!
FuehrerHundert
My ex girlfriend's kid brother has a PS3 and more M rated games for it than I personally own. (for PS3, good luck beating my Steam library)
minipancho94
had a NES at 2 and a playstation at 3. cherished though damn things. hated joysticks until my teens though, hands were to small for them :(
donttouchmycubes
Why not? I can get a brand new, unopened ps4, straight from Sony on Amazon for less than a hundred dollars. And he's 3, he'd play a ps1.
SilverRiolu294
My parents....
Sacurason
Nothing wrong with letting kids have electronics as long as it isn't the only important thing in their lives.
Sacurason
Also: As if we're any less obsessive over our electronics than a 3-year old.
babyswithrabies
to be fair video games are quite good for a developing mind. http://www.iflscience.com/brain/study-finds-action-gamers-are-better-learners
sweetnaivety
I dunno, I don't remember when i was 3 but i think I played a video game when i was 4 and we had an NES by the time I was 5, I played it
sweetnaivety
I'm pretty sure that my parents would have had it when i was 3 as well if they could have, also what if I'd had a little bro or sis?
CaramelThundahhh
Thank you for asking the question I'm sure everyone asked as soon as they read it
NightPainPoe
I gave my 5-year-old a PS4 for the winter time when he cant go outside. As long as he behaves and is a good boy, he can play. If not, SOL.
SubmarineSan
not having your 3 year old play the first GTA and Abe's odyssey...
DendriteSnowflake
This was my thought as well.
Beeflikerotel
Not my parents... :(
FiendishDoctorWu
My god damn 3 yr old nephew got a 32 in tv a dvd player and a fucking tablet for christmas. I got a gas card and triple A. Like really?
alienvalentine
I think that's the real moral of the story here.
Lovins81
I was just about to comment this exact same thought, but decided I'd better scroll down on a few comments before I made an ass of myself lol
Musathiefe
My guess would be it was a parent's or a garage sale buy. Ps1's are pretty inexpensive nowadays.
Equreuil
some toddlers are spoiled, but chances are it was Dad's.
Riskokare
A dad gives a 3yo so he can play on it himself duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
GodOfDownvotes
stupid ass parents. that's who
losersmanual
At first i thought it was a play-station in it's traditional meaning, like a playhouse... Nope.
Smighter9000
and then buys another one on the spot after the babysitter said so?? .... y aren't they my parents??... D:
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Shitty parents obviously
darxide
Terrible parents, that's who. They grow up to be peasants that way. You get them a PC instead. That's good parenting.
HavingABadDay
I almost hated this comment. Then I didn't. And then I laughed.
darxide
Your reply is an emotional roller coaster.
SlagStorm
It might've been like his dad's or so or something
ActuallyNo
My mother in law gave my nephew an iPad at three years old. I was the *only* one to find this decision irresponsible.
DeltaBladeX
Their favourite uncle. Though they only got a PS2 from me. One with custom software and a hard drive loaded with games.
epicor
So I've been looking for a new uncle. You free for weekends?
DeltaBladeX
Are you okay with energy drinks and sugar for dinner before being returned to your parents?
GreaterDog
I've had my playstation longer than my 2yo daughter. So I can see this being the parents'.
TownsendV228
its platformer games such as Crash Bandicoot, that I didn't want to do anything to fuck it up. (2)
Sluglyn
Who gives a 5 year old a smartphone?
xzyzzy
rich people
Malorak
As a child I was allowed to play on the SNES. Bitching time I tell you.
fullmetalgirl
My sons two and has a tablet. He's very smart with it
CarlosSpicyweiner
A parent who also wants a Playstation
Tenraix
I had a PS1 when I was 5....
asterysk
Terrible parents, that's who.
muniatu
How else do you turn your son into a pro gamer? DUH
TownsendV228
I used to play games on the first Playstation when I was about three or four. Difference is I loved the console so much, especially for (1)
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Why not? And maybe they already had one before the kid. I myself played computergames at age 3-4 already :)
IvanYackinOff
Thaank you. I was Patrick Stewart meming looking at this with hand out "Why does a 3 yr old have a fucking PS" Could someone make this meme?
marsgoose
I'll promise my kids a new playstation as soon they pass all my old nes and snes games. MWAHAHAHAHA
SlotegeAllDay
My friend got her twin toddlers a new sound bar for their new big screen tv.
Cr1mson3lbow
Hell, id give my kid a playstation, they only go for 20 or 30 bucks now...
CynicalAlbatross
My 5 year old niece got an iPhone for Christmas... barely even uses it
xzhous
People who are afraid of throwing their children into fires I'd assume
sirplayerone
My awesome-ass dad back in 2000.
mawmac
That's what I'm talking about.
SomeWhoCallMeTim
My nephew, he also beat gears of war by 5. Hes a little fuck and my brother in law is a piece of shit. But thats exactly what you expect
findingjewels
My friggin husband gave our 3 year old his PSP then got pissed at him when the screen was sticky. Pissed me off like never before.
EchoOfSnac
My parents got us a CD-i when I was four or five years old! I had a f̶u̶n̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ CD-i!
Pearl2001
The same people who give their 8 yo an iPhone. Happens all the time.
Kalnu
My mom bought my 3month old niece an ipad. So, it happens.
flight815down
Jesus christ, that's ridiculous
blondetauren
My two year old has a playstation aka - Netflix machine
OmarBenAssi
that's whats ruining gaming.
ialwaysbitchaboutimagecompression
My mom.
flassk
well that's an xbox 360, so it seems about the right age. now why one would get their 3 year an iphone, ipad or a pc...
flassk
Note - i was going by the picture.
Tkzz
Probably the parent's PlayStation that the kid uses to play some Spongebob game.
mounty7
Brand new PS4 that the kid fills with peanut butter instead of playing Spongebob
Cddoma
At that age he shouldn't be playing PS
clotblock
I imagine the kid watched it being it used while being told he was participating, also he probably watched movies on it
ObjectivekeepSummerSafe
I did that to my younger relatives all the time.
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NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Yes, they do...
schubackk
Yes it did...
clotblock
I guess I did assume it was a PS3 or something. but you're right the original PS didn't play movies, only PS2 and new consoles do
ngbeslhang
They do. At leat my PS3 can play Blu-Ray discs (some of them not working due to device limitations)
themanthemyththecharles
Well, we don't know how old this is. My four year old has a PS1, it costs like 20 bucks.
rusho2nd
more like 5 bucks
zerocoolisgod
I put a modded original xbox in my 3 year olds room. Because xbmc and nes emulater. She loves playing Mega Man 2 and watching Batman TAS.
Cr1mson3lbow
Thank you. Playstations are cheap these days. The console is almost 20 years old now.
ncstarbuck
This isn't about the money. More about a toddler shouldn't own a gaming consolte, but that's just my opinion, man....
thekuebes
So you're saying that playstation came out in 1980?
Berekhalf
Released in Japan on Dec 3, 1994. It is 2015 now. I'm sorry, you're not in 2000 anymore.
Cr1mson3lbow
Lmao just saw this reply. 20 years ago was 1995. :/
impoverishedWASP
Who replaces their 3yo's playstation after they break it?
ladylorelai
You are asking the real questions here.
IDrawPokemon
It's probably a parents or older siblings or a family console and he's just aloud to use it or watch movies or whatever on it.
WhimsicalCalamari
Someone who trusts that their kid is capable of learning from mistakes like a human being.
fauxglove
Why is this voted down?
WhimsicalCalamari
Because I disagreed, I guess.
PANDAPOOLthespeciesthatendangersyou
3 year olds barely qualify as human beings. More like talking dogs.
KingoPants
Human babies don't "barely qualify" as human...
WhimsicalCalamari
Dogs are capable of learning from their mistakes, too.
lonelysock
Well, no, a 3yr old is just starting to learn about cause and effect - if you teach them that if they break things they get new ones...
WhimsicalCalamari
That's why the person in the screenshot didn't do that. They waited until the kid understood what happened.
lonelysock
I'm replying to a reply to a reply to a comment - it's moved away a bit from the actual post. I am I'm favour of what captain raptor did
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
I know a kid who had an iPad at 3.
IDisregardYourOpinionAndInsertMyOwn
Im 27 and I don't have an iPad...
DrakeWellington
The feels...
calldrdaley
I have the new samsung tablet but it's pretty much exclusively used by my 3 year old son for videos. I don't really have much use for it.
setphaserstophun
I can see that if it's a simple game where they only have to tap the screen, but, like, a 3yo can't even grasp or manipulate a controller.
LaughingOrgasms
My 3yr old brother has a tablet (not an iPad) mostly used for games and Netflix
AirfieldMan
My sister-in-law's mother-in-law bought her unborn child an Ipad 3 months before she was born.
Eldibs
http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-Lk8bgFz/0/1050x10000/i-Lk8bgFz-1050x10000.jpg
Krakencrotch
Those parents need a bludgeoning.
BigAndChunkyDane
Well, my 3 year old niece is the main user of her family's iPad but it isn't per se hers.
LittleWinkyMoon
Cause Joey doesn't SHARE!
aaaatchin
an ipad can be used to learn a lot of new things.
stfupotter
My nephew got one when he was just a year old. Niece got one at the same time, and she was 2. Obviously only has kid stuff on it, but still.
HeyItsJP
My three-year-old niece got an iPad for Christmas. It's a hand-me-down from her father but she uses the hell out of for games 'n' schtuff.
LittleWinkyMoon
I bought my 3 year old one.Why? ABC mouse. Hooked on Phonics. ToccaBocca. Minecraft.Splash Math.It's a learning tool.Why can't she use mine?
Eldibs
http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-Lk8bgFz/0/1050x10000/i-Lk8bgFz-1050x10000.jpg
Joshooaaa
Me too. iPad Air.
itsbre
I actually understand that. They can watch movies and play games on it during car rides.
Londonbridge
My niece got an iPad at 3...(a mini). She uses it to play kids' games and stuff.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Throw his parents in the fire please. Thank you. -cosmos-
ThatsmysecretImalwaysrelevant
I had a game boy at a young age. As long as technology is taught to be used responsibly there's not that much wrong with it.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
My mom bought my son an iPad when he was about 2 even though I told her not to. So basically, I got an iPad.
ImaTallAssDude
ooh, well good for you bruh
Chronomechanist
The trick is... DON'T LET THEM PLAY WITH IT AT THE DINNER TABLE.
Flyith2
Holy shit you get it. So many people let there kids do this and wonder why their all screwed up. Thanks man
Chronomechanist
Thing is, iPads can be great learning tools. They can have fantastic educational apps, + it gets kids used to technology in a world where -
Flyith2
Also leads to instant gratification. If they dont get something right away they get all pissy then
pumpernicklelel
"Angry birds? No! Angry dad!"
Chronomechanist
- it is basically never going to go away. So they get an early start and develop an interest that can only be beneficial later in life.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
Yep. Never at the table. I got ABC Mouse and he's learning like crazy. It's really awesome. As I type on "my" iPad...
djhash
My two year old uses a "bookie" nearly every night (6 days out of the week). She loves it. She chooses what apps to run. Sometimes math (1)
djhash
sometimes she chooses match, or a simple drawing program. Always supervised, and never when eating.
AnnieeBanana
What on earth does 3 year old do with a playstation??
WhimsicalCalamari
Play video games. Like I did with my Sega Genesis when I was 3.
hippocampus
Stuffing peanut butter in.
minipancho94
i had a ps1 and NES at 3. shit was the bomb. never beat the original mario until i was 16 though......
CziltangBrone
One can also watch DID & Blu-ray
IAmTheOneWhoStalks
I love DID
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Play games, what else? And what if they already ahd a playstation and the kid is just allowed to play on it?
CziltangBrone
There are lots of kid appropriate downloadable games for PS3
smileyalyssa
im positive they are talking about the PS1, because you physically cannot open a PS3. 1 button pushes discs in & out of a tiny slot on PS3.
WhimsicalCalamari
Unless it's a PS3 Super Slim
smileyalyssa
ahhhh... thanks i never owned one.
TownsendV228
although I'm not sure what a kid would play on the more recent playstations. Not sure if there are many games which are appropriate (2)
TownsendV228
for children though on the new consoles since my store only sells violent games most of the time (3).
HitlersArtCritic
I got an idea. Call Of Duty: Wet Work. Replace all weapons with water guns and water balloons. Makes a violent game kids play, kid friendly!
TownsendV228
That's actually not a bad idea. Hell, I would even play the shit out of that game. Why are we not funding this? If I had any experience (1)
TownsendV228
in the gaming industry, I would attempt to make this a reality. (2)
HitlersArtCritic
Nobody wants to play a game where you do nothing but squirt people with water. And would ruin whats left of the franchise
TownsendV228
To be completely honest with you, if you slapped "Call of Duty" on any game, it would probably sell.
TownsendV228
*sigh* I was taking the piss. I wasn't being serious haha.
TownsendV228
I used to dedicate many hours of my life to playing platformer games such as Crash Bandicoot on the first Playstation while I was a kid, (1)
sirplayerone
Fuck yeah! Crash Bandicoot was the SHIT!!
TownsendV228
Damn right it's the shit! I'm hoping they reboot the series, although so long as they make the gameplay in the style of the oriiginal ones.
sirplayerone
Please let Naughtydog help develop them, oh Gaming Gods.
TownsendV228
years ago. The game actually looked like it would have brought back the feel which the Naughtydog games had. Bloody Activision. (4)
TownsendV228
other games such as Halo for their anniversaries and so forth, why not remake Crash Bandicoot in 2016 for its twentieth anniversary? (7)
TownsendV228
Problem is, Activision has the rights to the franchise. The bastards even canceled a Crash game which was in development a couple of (3)
TownsendV228
the feeling he had after seeing the recent Crash games as the equivalent to seeing your daughter on the cover of a Playboy magazine. (2)
TownsendV228
involved to a certain extent. Hell, even a remastered version of the original Crash Bandicoot games would be good. They have remastered (6)
TownsendV228
If I remember correctly, one of the original developers has even expressed interest in creating another Crash Bandicoot after describing (1)
TownsendV228
I'm praying that if they do decide to create a Crash Bandicoot game, it will be developed by Naughtydog. Either that or Naughtydog is (5)
TownsendV228
It would be awesome, (8)