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Gurablashta
Goddammit I hope I'm around when they finally declassify Christopher Lee's record. That shit would be so interesting!
LordStarkillerHimself
Poerce Brosnan is the typical James Bond. "Naked women? Sign me up!"
GoopyBoogerSnotOnYourHotdog
Hell yeah, Steve!
Smokedmeatsandwich
If Evangeline Lilly farted in my face, I would inhale.. Only God can judge me.
Mikeiller
No. I can judge you. I'm doing it right now even and you can't stop me!
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Some people that served under Bob Ross must've been super confused seeing him as a happy optimistic painter on tv
TheGamingBaconator
"Sergeant Ross is...a painter now? The fuck? But he punched me square in the jaw when I chuckled during basic training..."
Woestkonijn
Buscemi>Hero
RatoMolhado
Future generations will sing heroic hymns about him.
knightdemon84
#18 like I needed another reason to be scared/aroused by that women!
sparrowsgirl
Scaroused should be a word.
bldl
Dayum Bob Ross!
tubularboobular
And young Harrison Ford!
MyVoice
And young Liam Neeson!
Ana5ta51a
I wonder if Jay-Z realizes he could've learned about budgeting without selling drugs.
AffleckYoutheBombinPhantomsyo
Pierce. Fucking. Brosnan.
PotatoFaminePart2
brought a tear to my eye
Bigcurly2000
The best Bond in the worst films (apart from Goldeneye obvs)
TrueLegateDamar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tN2NEd8rHI
edzo1121
If I didn't already love him enough
spattr
Rebel Wilson has a law degree from the top law school in Australia. She don't take no shit in contract negotiations.
WHATILEARNEDINBOATINGSCHOOLIS
John Hamm, not too far off from his black mirror character
Showmeyourfunnies
Favorite actors and you open up with Jay-Z? A bold strategy.
ramshead91
Fucking Christopher Lee one is beautiful
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
You know he's seen some shit
Somkindofmonstr
I have read that he has embeliched his intelligence career a bit.
RepostSadistic
The gentleman whose specialization was ungentlemanly warfare.
JohnnySandwich
He was the only LOTR cast member who actually met Tolkien.
OSCgal
And had Tolkien's permission to play Gandalf, on the occasion that LotR became a live-action film.
denigreur
I always love the bit in LOTR Featurettes, where he had to explained to Jackson how a man was reacting when you stabbed him in the chest.
Halfton81
What did he say? Something like, "I don't need to imagine what it sounds like when you stab a man in the back."
jinbee
Jackson was telling him what noise to make, he told Jackson he was wrong and explained what it actually sounds like. Solid fucking badass.
Win1forthegifer
He was also in a heavy metal band...at the age of 90
beerlady
He even did some metal lullibys
Rockageddon
The wizard's mutha fkn dream! It's like the official anthem for every classic fantasy book cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z93SdirnzTw
ZlatkoAnarhija
Can he be more of bad ass?! This kind of person sould be role model.
bigian77
"Decided to give acting a try" fuck you charlize theron
DMGuy
By the way, can I just say how happy I am that she seems to be evolving into our first real female action star? As in multiple action roles?
DMGuy
(and before people say, I dunno, Scarlett Johansson or Gal Godot, Theron is actually getting multiple LEADING action roles)
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
Michelle Yeoh everybody. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000706/
DMGuy
She's great, but she's nowhere near as high profile and is more likely to be second fiddle. I'd love to see her more though.
Snooj
I can't tell which one of those guys is Harrison Ford. All the way to the right?
NotAmused1001
Nah, he's too skinny. Must have been the dude on the left.
weefaerie
it took me a while, but it's there in the eyes once you really look.
TheGreatBlueHeron
Yep.
Insomnia297
Fun fact: Christopher Walken is fuckin' weird. He once pulled his limo over to look at the desert and imagine dinosaurs walking around 1/2
Insomnia297
2/2 my friend (a child at the time) was being babysat by the driver and he invited her out to look with him. Cool guy, but mad weird
CanWeTalkAboutThis
I like that.
almostideal
Never bring a knife to a Liam Neeson fight
guilhermedidi
and don't kidnap his family either
sparrowsgirl
Honestly don't even show up. No shame in it. Just sent a white hankey and an apology.
PizzaSlutForever
Or you'll get taken!
LordoftheDance
What if it's a double-sided glowy knife?
MadCat221
Don't even bother bringing a full pistol mag to a Liam Neeson fight.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Don't even bother bringing a nuclear weapon to a Liam Neeson fight...because it would be ungainly...and kill both of you.
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
Never bring a knife to a fired fight.
eddieeeeeee69
Boss
MicksterZ
Was looking for this comment
DanielMurphyIsGod
Why am I not surprised that Christopher Walken was a lion tamer
bootneylee
He was also a trained dancer before acting
Mikeiller
Christopher Walken. In clown make-up. With lions. This is about the point you wake up screaming.
frootoftheloops
Just reading the words in his voice... It makes so much sense
n0n53n53
"You're rawring at me all wrong"
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Listen. I bet. He was a great. Lion, tamer. He could probably. Tame a lion. Better than you. Bub.
ivegottwolegs
Balled point pen.
oldelidog
Ahem. Balled point pen "salesman".
BluePeaSoup
One of many grammar/spelling errors... but an interesting post.
ivegottwolegs
Yeah. It just stuck out farther than the rest for me.
DeepSea5343
Evangeline Lilly was my buddy's landlord in Hawaii. So I'm kind of a big deal.
Schizophorensic
I wanna hear more about the dude who got a free bum blast from Evangeline Lilly
MyNameIsHorace
CyborgScribe
Plot twist, he was nasty because he was asking for just that and she was providing exceptional service.
hajirah
I had a double take reading this. In some languages, "bomb blast" is pronounced exactly like "bum blast" and means "bombing".
theyar
She also did a TV ad for a phone party line.
jp189512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ3DUZ8_3qY
devilsrevolver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWkVWjcaVZs
Monkeytron
Some people would pay good money for that kind of treatment
BigRedMonkeyButts
Yes, but would they drag their nuts over a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie with low batteries?
shakeedKeebler
I would
Monkeytron
Hell, somebody does that for a klondike bar!
TheMattman1
Scottchr
Mpisinchanga
What in the fresh fuck?
jersi0
I guess tonight I'm not sleeping
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I keep meaning to look up that Christopher Lee metal album.
Selerox
Worth a look.
Gurablashta
Rhapsody isn't really my thing, but the album is pretty badass
yamatto
His covers of christmas songs are also eye-wateringly awesome. you haven't lived til you've heard Saruman sing the Little DrummerBoy.
FrigginCornflakes
Christopher Lee singing "The Man of La Mancha" is pretty good too.
PatrickDiomedes
It's pretty good. I used it to help study for a test in my medieval europe class in college. Don't remember if it helped though
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Where's Mark Wahlberg beating up some Asian kid?
TheCrazyVulcan
That was his job?! Beating Asian kids? What section of the classifieds would you even find that under?
mrsrowan
Fairly sure he blinded the guy
n0n53n53
with science?
Pengarr
The early Jay-Z music about knowing how much harm he was doing by dealing, but not seeing any other way out of poverty, is fascinating stuff
BertWiedermeyer
It's Bull. He was a nerd selling CD's out of a shopping cart in Brooklyn. My Friend wouldn't arrest him because he felt sorry for him.
Pengarr
If that's true, he at least bullshat with more nuance than the legion of transparently-posing imitators that came after him.
ShmooThaSchmuck
Everyone go listen to his debut album "reasonable doubt"... If you haven't, you gon learn today.
scarecrowe94
little known fact, he shot his brother because he stole cash from him
Pengarr
Of course the whole "gangster rap" thing was eventually co-opted by people who got the badass trappings but not the morality play...
BronzeLeaguePro
I made a G today. But you made it in a sleasy way!
PizzaWolf
That's Jay-Z for ya
IlostmyleftarmImallrightnow
Selling crack to the kids
BronzeLeaguePro
I gotta get paid.
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Pengarr
I said his art about his inner turmoil is fascinating. And important for people who don't know to learn about. I'm not a fucking ghoul.
AreYouGonnaBuySomethingNoImJustDancingToTheHumOfYourFridge
As someone who grew up in a middle class town, I do say it is fascinating. It's gives an honest opinion about how life is like as a criminal
ImAnExpertInBirdLaw
Do you live in a crack house?
DuelyNoted
that's the roots of rap right there. honest social commentary. unfortunately, today it's about glorifying street life.
n0n53n53
*some of it is about glorifying street life. There's still good hip hop out there to be found
Pengarr
Yes! There's a whole world of people out there from Talib Kweli to Himanshu Suri doing good work.
BelligerantBlueHen
Should I just look for people with unusual ass names or?
Pengarr
Himanshu goes by Heems. He had a group called Das Racist and he's in one now called Swet Shop boys with the dude from Rogue One.
Pengarr
Talib Kweli is half of Black Star with Mos Def. That album's old, but it's a classic and he's still doing good stuff.
LethrblakaBlodhgarm10
I love how Channing Tatum was a stripper and then went on to star in magic mike...as a stripper
GundalfTheGay
If i remember correctly, part of Magic Mike was inspired by his experiences as a stripper.
NotAmused1001
His body is ace, his acting is shit. They know his strengths.
eskamobob1
if his body was that ace when he actually was a stripper he may have never quit.
TheBufferkiller
You shouldn't talk about Jeff like that.
IconicNebula
I thought he did good in 21 jump street, but typically his acting sucks
TehSeksyManz
He can do comedy stuff, and even some action. But drama? Forget about it
bellaluna
Maybe you should read up on Magic Mike. It was inspired by Channing Tatum's days as a stripper.
Scottchr
Channing Tatum was a stripper? Sauce please.
weefaerie
this post?
bellaluna
I was under the impression this was common knowledge... he's pretty open about it, especially with two movies inspired by it.
bellaluna
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/channing-tatum-stripper-buds-slam-magic-mike-star-claiming-experiences-article-1.1097726
Scottchr
No no, I meant I want some Channing Tatum sauce.
bellaluna
You... want me to track down old photos of Channing Tatum stripping?
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
"Favourite actors" "Kanye West, Jay-Z"
n0n53n53
"Angelina Jolie"
crazymadfreak
IZ42
Kanye acts like a giant fucken bitch all the time tho
TheDeanofLean
Yeah I noticed that too
WavesOfWoodenLegs
Well, Kanye was in The Love Guru... for a few seconds.
bellaluna
Bob Ross wasn't an actor, either.
MrMcCookieMuffin
I mean, he had his own show though
bellaluna
If I make an instructional video on how to clean a litter box, I'm not an actor.
bellaluna
So does Pat Robertson, but you wouldn't call him an actor. Bob Ross was only ever himself on TV, therefore... not an actor.
Bigcurly2000
Wasn't he a faith healer? You need to be a pretty good actor to be a con artist on that level
Scottchr
bellaluna
Fair point.
kamosey
I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D PAINT A TREE IN THE GRASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE IT A FRIEND!
surfingangel
Someone explain please. I didn't get this comment. thanks.
feor1300
One of the most (in)famous drill sergeants in movies if from Full Metal Jacket. The original quote wasn't quite so friendly.
eetsumkaus
DO YOU PAINT CLOUDS? "SIR, NO, SIR". BULLSHIT, I BET YOU COULD SLAP A NIMBUS ON A GARDEN HOSE
ShadowImgurian
This is the best one. I cracked up.
LordDebuchan
NOW SHOW ME YOUR HAPPY PLACE! YOU CALL THAT A HAPPY PLACE? THAT JUST LOOKS LIKE A HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENT!
eetsumkaus
YOU DON'T MAKE ME HAPPY ENOUGH, WORK ON IT
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
"If you tell anyone that bush is there, i will come to your house and I will cut you." Bob Ross (family guy) ;)
CoCoKunt
Best comment ever lol
kmikl
BULLSHIT! IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE HAPPY LITTLE BROOK AND ENDED UP AS A VAN DYKE BROWN STAIN IN THE FOREST!
BergVonDinkle
This, this is beautiful
BigRedMonkeyButts
terrific.gif
TheyCallMeTheHiphopopotamusIgotFlowsThatGlowLikePhosphorous
I'LL BE WATCHING YOU!
eetsumkaus
DO YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED? "SIR YES SIR" I BET THEY'LL BE HAPPY ALL THEIR LIFE!
OldJewSameAccount
You owe me a cup of coffee. And a new keyboard.
owlest
what is that, what the fuck is that?
BababaMoooya1
Lol
EdyPaz
ded. +1
somemenjustwantowatchtheworldburn
Private, how tall are you?!
eetsumkaus
FIVE FOOT NINE??? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED HAPPINESS THAT HIGH!
guilhermedidi
YOU TRYING TO SQUEEZE AN INCH IN ME SOMEWHERE, HUH?
LevainAvatar
I wish I could favorite this comment. That was pure genius. Thanks for the solid 5 min of laughing out loud
LevainAvatar
Ps. I gonna upvote everything else you gave posted just because I love this so much
Blntrma
Omfg I lost my shit when I read that lol
stevetehpirate
YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A FRIEND! YOU NEED TO GIVE IT A FRIEND! NOW DROP YOUR BRUSH INTO THAT PAINT AND GIVE ME 25 EXTRA BLADES OF GRASS!
Ninjainslippers
DOES THIS TREE LOOK HAPPY TO YOU, MAGGOT?! I CAN'T HEEEAAAR YOU!
CreativelySaid
Great spin on the reference!
probationaryperiod
Omg, I wish I had more upvotes for this.
CtNero
Can't upvote that enough
CriticaLImgury
Take your upvote you clever fuck. Lol
MillenniumFalcon
Rotflol
I would so watch angry painting by a drill sergeant
InternationalManOfHistory
I came back to upvote this.
guilhermedidi
DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY PAINTINGS THAT WERE BOUGHT?
nonamejanie
I just hollered when I read this *crying*
KarakLohr
Whoa whoa whoa, no need to get so vicious
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Beautiful <3
TheCommentOfTheDay
This is it.
CheatingWolf
.
Warzoo
Full colour palette quote
babyspacerectum
GOTDANIT I DIDNT KNOW I WAS TEACHING PAINTING IN MY CAMP
eetsumkaus
NOW HUG YOURSELF! DAGNABIT, WITH *MY* HAND NUMBNUTS!
Blindeyesavage
...
TheSlackerKing
this comment is bettar than the poste itself.
jakethetao
WE DO NOT DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN BLACK GESSO, WHITE GESSO, RED OCHRE, OR INDIAN YELLOW
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
BUT BY GOD DO WE DISCRIMINATE WHEN ONE-TONE DICKLESS RETARDS DON'TUSE A COMPLEMENTARY CONTRAST!
FleetingExplative
Here you are all equally valued!
eetsumkaus
"Is that you Bob Ross? Is this me?"
TimmyDans
NotTheCommentYouAreLookingFor
Guns and dead commies
richfiles
Draws Bob Ross.
ThatDudeWhoHypes
Good luck trying to draw perfection
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
I always knew I was destined to draw porn and chocolate.
Ynigmatik
SCHRAMB0
This is the best response gif to a comment i've seen on imgur. ever.
TimmyDans
TheGreatAku
Quoted from the movie Full Wooden Cabin
eetsumkaus
HOLY DOGSHIT, TEXAS?! ONLY STEERS AND CHEERS COME OUT OF TEXAS AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH OF A STEER TO ME SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN
FlyinHawaiian13
Seven six two square feet. Full. Wooden. Cabin.
TimmyDans
I could watch the first half of that over and over. But the second half "how do you paint women and children?""EASY DON'T MAKE THEM SO BIG?"
TimmyDans
GET SOME! Dab Dab brush brush brush GET SOME! Dab Dab brush brush brush. GET SOME!
TheGreatAku
THIS IS MY PAINTBRUSH. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
TimmyDans
We are gonna use Charlene here she's #2 width with a wooden stock. Some arcrilic White, Crimson and Midnight Blue.
Zipslash
So punching a kid with a knife who could bring harm to himself or others warrants Liam being fired? Makes sense
paulcrome5
Brexit Britain
BlackElkSpeaks
Thank God it did. Had it not we might not have been able to enjoy all of the Neeson's we do today!
creamedLead
Yeah. Unfortunately they are only slightly more safe if the kid actually hurts someone.
OneGoogleSearchAway
Kid didn't believe he had a particular set of skills
MissAizea
If I were a parent I'd be pro-punching my kid for being an asshat.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Does suspending a kid for fighting back make any since.
BooRadleyLives
We're talking about Liam Neeson. The kid died on impact.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
remember it is illegal to stop someone from doing something illegal.
SixHundredThousandBees
I laughed so hard at that one. That's such a Liam Nesson thing to do.
firstnationhombre
He's got a very particular set of skills
SeanSweat
He should have just Taken the knife
Lugh314159
I dunno.... context could be important. Like, 'Hey! Billy! Check out this cool folding buck knife my day got me for my birthday.'
Lugh314159
Neason: "...Not on my watch, son. *KI-YEAHH!!!!* "
DudeManBob
Can you imagine being the kid now... "yo, Qui-Gon Jinn punched me in the face".
alsoAzrael
I love that the Taken guy left his previous job after doing a Taken thing.
Soujaofmisfortune
I fully trust school administrators to make boneheaded decisions, but I need more context than a 1-sentence meme to draw a real conclusion.
YurgenGrimwood
My physics teacher took a scissor from a kid that was waving it around with force. After he already had taken his knife. Almost lost his job
CharlesFuckingBronson
TheGrateLordSibbles
Never specified age or knife. Could you imagine how a 25 year old knocking out a 12 year old holding a pen knife?
KeeleonOhms
Get outta here with your context!
MissAizea
If my kid pulled a knife, I'd be content if he got laid out.
DisgruntledFerret
“He was a big guy too, about 15 years of age." -Liam Neeson
FlyingButtPliers
My son is 16 and 6'2. Some of his friends are bigger at same age. It could be very true.
ItsHarry
Damn PC culture from 40 years ago. It's going too far!
willworkformemes
The thing that doesn't make sense to me is his arm to forearm ratio. TIL Liam Neeson is the real life Popeye
CreativelySaid
Classic Liam!
imnotryan
You have to understand British thinking... They arrest and charge homeowners for punching intruders who break into their homes.
moofunk
He had the will to act.
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
Calm own, Ra's.
TheGamingBaconator
And that's what schools don't want. If a teacher gets shanked by little Bobby who has a split personality disorder, then they're happy.
lordsmolder
Welcome to the public school system
sueca
He taught in the UK. See wikipedia about public schools https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_school_(United_Kingdom) (2/2)
lordsmolder
Shoot. I totally forgot that's where he's from
sueca
In the UK, "public schools" are private schools, while the other kind is called "state schools". Not sure which one you mean. (1/2)
snowfork
Where I went to school, you got suspended if someone hit you, even if you didn't hit back. "You were involved so you share equal punishment"
cuntpickles
I got jumped by 3 guys in middle school at lunch. We all got ISS where they jumped me again when the teacher left the room.
cuntpickles
I got kicked out for 2 weeks while they stayed in ISS for 2 days
snowfork
The number of fights didn't decrease, victims stopped reporting assaults, and everyone started hitting back. Nobody talks about fight club
Justarandomgiffairy
Where I went to school you Could get suspended for being Near a fight. "You didn't get a teacher so you were probably egging them on."
TheGamingBaconator
I threw eggs at them.
zflazeda
It's like the beginning scene in Incredibles when the suicidal guy sued Mr. Incredible for saving him
Needlemind
My EMT friend got sued for pulling an old woman out of her vehicle; stuck on a train track with an oncoming train (broken ribs)... Stupid.
thefancylizard
Oh shit I never realized that.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
"My client didn't ask to be saved, my client didn't want to be saved" Mr incredible: well fuck you too bud
smashpro1
"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"
neomarz
I always though he said "ruined my neck" but yeah death makes way more sense
Remilin
And everyone on the train he saved sued him too. The beginning of that movie makes me want to punch people.
AndreKroon
I mean I remember reading some dude here on imgur who saved a kid from falling head first to the ground but got sued by the mother...
zackofspades
I feel ya, the law is designed to aggressively punish vigilantes...Good Samaritan protocols, however, tend to kick in during a crisis.
SummerCampBonfire
Realistically thought it isnt hard to believe there would be asshole people that would take advantage of situations like that
babbzilla
If it makes you feel better, I think the suicide guy was working for Bomb Voyage. And the train people was just mob mentally stupid.
babbzilla
At least that's my fan theory.
SirThumbPick
I work as a mental health counselor, and if I straight up punched a kid who was trying to kill someone, I'd probably be fired too.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
and yet, it seems our police are trained to fill the target with bullets if they think they might be a threat.
SirThumbPick
There are steps I have to take before I can physically intervene at all, and then there are just a few standardized moves that I can use.
TheGamingBaconator
Hopefully a few DDTs.
KyrosXIII
as a former mental health nurse, a power bomb is one of the approved moves.
00r3d
As a future nurse, at what point can I decide 'caring for the patient' entails a broken jaw?
aqua3aries
When trained in the acceptable holds,was part of the training to first say "Excuse my touch" before touching person?I felt so dumb saying it
gumbyneedsapokey
Dude same, working in a group home we learned Right Response. "Timmy, you aren't being safe! I'm just gonna pull ya this way now mmmkay"
SirThumbPick
No, the ones I've used haven't required that. I've worked in some dangerous settings and the defense programs were chosen with that in mind.
raidleadergutts
So you're supposed to just let a few people get torn up/murdered while you take those "steps" before you actually do something?
SirThumbPick
Basically, yeah. After they actually put hands on someone then you can physically intervene, but a lot can happen in those few seconds.
raidleadergutts
Ugh, what a retarded policy. One I'm sure was put in place by morons who have never even witnessed a fight in their pathetic lives.