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#mildly_interesting #awesome #somepeople
Mar 30, 2018 1:35 PM
maybeitstreason
116008
1900
67
#mildly_interesting #awesome #somepeople
ErikVikingGodOfRock
Amber alerts. Stolen car - that's what insurance is for. Stolen Child - We will find you.
RJMacReadyTheThing
This is unreal. So the car thief and kidnapper is a better person than the parents cause they let their kid get stolen? Whats wrong with you
baltoralto1
Maybe it's instincts for the adult male to leave the child
Hablemostodospr
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JebDoyle3
Plot twist-out turns out it was his kid
fizixx
Doesn't David Attenborough make documentaries about animals?
LegalFrog
Chaotic good
Debgale
I couldn’t see the video.
oneoneoneone123
He don’t wanna be no baby daddy.
asplenium
Grand theft auto < kidnapping
TheRunawayFound
DVN is clearly childless.
Mrbrown512
That's black dynamite Fool! DYNOMIGHT
JupitersWitch
He could have played that off and said he was breaking in to save the baby.
somellama
Black man wants no part in caring for child. Somebody please record this for the history books.
RJMacReadyTheThing
Holy shit the bar is set fucking low for piece of shit people.
thatunpleasantfeeling
What this doesn't say is it was 4AM or something like that.
Mexrose75
Yes. It was that time.
kittenbaker
In Florida even the criminals are better than most parents
ThomBombadin
This man also did not the responsibility of raising that kid...mostly because he would raise it for thievery.
TheFoxThatGotAway
To be fair to the parents they were at a gas station so it's likely they were just inside paying for gas, not necessarily being negligent
HairytheSheep
It really depends on the tempature, if its summer and 80+ its a poor decision. If its 70 or below than its just a social problem
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Yeah, I leave my kids in the locked car at gas stations pretty frequently.
AnonymousBach
...She's not wrong.
redrobster
i would laugh if the guy who stole the vehicle reported a child left in a vehicle and then got away with vehicle.
kwkspectre
"Oh shit I went from 3 years probation to 15 years hard time..."
ProphetofEntropy
yea this post is dumb, like a guy who steals cars without checking for passengers is somehow a responsible person, idiocy
calcleric
Lawful evil
diggerwoods
"Black man abandons child. Steals car."
tonybrio3000
Too much responsibility to have child.
warslinger
'Up next on Fox News'
thatfucknguy
That's the most FOX thing I've ever read. Though, they probably would have dug first to see if he was also Muslim.
IHuggedaCorgiToday
and that's how news reports work like
JonRichardsonsDustMop
Sugarcrotch
2 kinds of news reports
parkerh17
Real news and fox news?
DecapitatedJizzWizard
Haha what even is real news in 2018. You guys are the most reliable source of news ive found so far.
DaddyLike
I can’t believe that people are holding this guy up as some kind of hero for dropping the kid off. He’s still a car thief...
Traja01
Nobody's holding him up as a hero. You can condemn one act and condone another.
RJMacReadyTheThing
People are idiots, hes a kidnapper and a car thief and a terrible fucking human. Theres no limit of time you can steal a fucking kid for.
HairytheSheep
They arent, its humorous
machinist475
Doesn't this look like Robert Downey Jr character in Tropic Thunder??
Emotionallystunted
Yeah, no. Just stop.
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
That hella racist sharon. Not all black men look the same.
EedDaPooPoo
RoxanneLaWin
You can’t say “they all look the same” when one ain’t the same, and doesn’t even look it.
overboard
https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/national_treasure_tropic_thunder.gif
ObliqueRay
He seems to be surviving.
Cuntard
what do YOU mean you people?
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Legend says he still is in character.
Mithi
Nope, he dropped the character at the end of the commentary track, just like he said in the movie.
AntiCircleJerker
Some say Robert Downey Jr. was actually just a character all along.
Mrbrown512
"I don't drop character until we develop a backstory" -Kirk Lazarus
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
"Man, I don't drop character till I done a DVD commentary" -Kirk Lazarus
clintbacca
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RJMacReadyTheThing
But he still kidnapped the fucking kid man, what would you call someone who stole your kid for any amount of time?
hyjalsnowboards11
LOL!
asplenium
It’s [deleted] what did they say?
Fahargo
Most car thieves commit other violent crime.
4FingeredBandit
Most car thieves dont even drive
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Fahargo
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.theiacp.org/Portals/0/documents/Committee%2520Docs/IACP%2520VCC%2520Auto%252
Pajaro4
I can't believe you without some sauce
Fahargo
It downloads a small 10 page document
ErikVikingGodOfRock
Amber alert is a thing. Want the entire state looking for you? - steal a car with a child.
nicholsscott17
very fucking true
ImNotTaylorSwift
I've been kind of lonely lately and I could really use the attention. Thanks for the idea!
legosail
hol up
AgolfHiller
You can also shoot up a school if you want to be a celeberty
45acp
Woah. Calm down there Hitler...
AgolfHiller
flyashy
I know of someone whose grownup daughter was sleeping in the back seat when a thief stole the car, essentially kidnapping her. They 1/2
ImNotTaylorSwift
Kidnapping a kid napping? We must go deeper.
flyashy
Haha. Inception intensifies...
flyashy
dropped her off two towns away after two days, unharmed. Harrowing experience, but very lucky to get off so easily.
hurrdurr69
Surprisingly not everyone is out to hurt you even if they are kind of shitty
Sutashi
Then you have stories about a guy who stole a car saw a kid in it and shoved them out the door as he was driving. Iirc the kid got stuck...
Sutashi
and was dragged to death.
flyashy
Damn!
frenchcook
You mean this case ? https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/18/us/mississippi-boy-6-is-killed-after-car-is-stolen-from-his-mother.html horrendous..
Sutashi
Not the one I was thinking of but basically the same shit.
TheMightyMoto
I did not need to know this was a thing.
TheCrimsonFukr
Lawful evil?
MrKristy
Depending on his individual situation this could be true neutral or chaotic neutral.
Jedly222
I don't see that here. (2/2)
Jedly222
Evil is just when a perspective is so far from ours we are unwilling to put forth the amount of effort it would take to empathize. (1/2)
ActivateMyAlucard
Do you realize that lawful evil is an expression that works with 8 others representing the dynamic of different morality characteristics?
Jedly222
No. No I did not.
DaringSteel
That’s kind of the issue though - it tries to reduce human morality to 9 boxes. It’s better than black-and-white... but only by 7 boxes.
ActivateMyAlucard
Except that those 9 boxes are exceptionally good at representing a broad stroke. Each box is grey, but contain a set of shades.
TheMightyMoto
Maybe chaotic good?
MrKristy
Chaotic good would only steal the car if it were to save someone's life, or other extreme circumstances. I don't know this guy's situation..
TheMightyMoto
He could be a robin hood ;-)
TotallyDidntGetBannedAndCreatedThisAccount
Watermelon
Chainhealer
What's lawful about stealing a car? Maybe just neutral evil. He has values and standards, but still needs to survive.
TheMightyMoto
This is an example of how morality is a complex thing.
misterhamtastic
Hell yes. Let's start a gofundme for this guy. Stealing is bad. Sure. It's just stuff. He took care and did right by what's important.
srs00
Well, I mean, from an immoral standpoint he still wouldn't want to either care for or harm an infant.
coolkidwestern
I think it’s more of an example of how murder is a much harsher charge than robbery. Nothing he did was moral just some was less immoral
Jedly222
YES
HUGaBART
Or maybe just a risk/reward thing. I doubt he has much use for the kid and greater police focus on kidnapping rather than stealing a car.
rollercostarican
yeah, but he couldve left the baby on the side of the road
Koga90
Oh please, stealing a car is a minor crime compared to kidnapping an infant, that's all there is to it.
six187
There is a different between for example an addict stealing to support his habit and a baby killer..
5thAveSmugglerForHire
Like the burglar who found kiddie porn while stealing and turned himself in to report the sick fuck to the police.
ForTheSwarm
He didn't turn himself in, he reported it anonymously. He's still a better guy for doing so, but there's still a big difference.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Well, he didn't turn himself in. It was an anonymous tip but he explained how it was found iirc
JoeyOnWhiteWithSteak
I disagree. You steal a car and the police may send someone after it. You steal a baby and it would be an all out manhunt.
Himura82
It's still entirely possible that he didn't want to harm the baby or have to ditch it somewhere else. Can be a criminal and have compassion.
JoeyOnWhiteWithSteak
He is just helping himself get away.
HiddenSanity
Which implies he weighed the risk/reward of GTA and found it 'worth'.
alecdshope
Yeah. I wonder which it is. Too bad this is a Twitter screen shot so the source link doesn't work.
Sugarcrotch
you mean good and bad isnt black and white and is more greyish?
TheMightyMoto
Yep, and a surprising number of people do not seem to understand that.
wazero
It's because people would rather keep things simple than to actually use their brains to analyze each situation differently.
Jinxer13
Damn we are all so better than those stupid people that don't get this.If i could suck our collective dick it would be the moral thing to do
wazero
I know you're be sarcastic but I'm not saying we're better than anyone. I probably could had ended up that way too if it wasn't 1/?
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
At least 50 shades of grey.
Sugarcrotch
does it get darker too?
KaiserGSaw
of course! 50 shades of black
Sugarcrotch
This reminded me of many shades of black by the raconteurs for some reason
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Much darker. But the law requires them to serve time until they are freed.
BrokenTimeMachine
Until they're free? I call bullshit!!!