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Plastic Surgeon Business Card
Event Photography
Divorce Lawyer
ObiWanShalomi
"Sweety can u give me Paul Nielsens number?" "Sure hon...it's *stretches rubber band* 4-1-8-SMACK AAARGH
TheAntiVaxer
Samoht
I once got a card that was a freakin usb drive, yet it wasn't a tech company..
o7m8
Kevin Mitnick's business card : http://blog.nextdayflyers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kevin-mitnick-business-card.jpg
TurbulentShart
Scrolled down for this. +1
PistolPete2013
I wish my last name was Mantooth :(
K3nNiG
I had a bunch of #10 cards, lots of other shops in TO started doing this too. Used to use cards for this, now I use rigatoni noodles.. <.<
Snackimal
Isn't someone gonna post Patrick Bateman's obsessive observation about the cardstock?
CarrotSharpener
What's with the random tampon?
chazcali
that's a joint yo
howyoudodis
Hey Toronto!
kumaclimber
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5028/5678862485_b7f8101677_o.jpg
HooperAintchaWatchin
anthai182
I have a similar one: /a/GkSz5
falloutboy33
Kinda disappointed that there's no triple breasts image here like the preview has led me to believe.
housev1l
Here's mine. http://imgur.com/SP9kzLM
bachterman
delorean mk1 is the best delorean.
housev1l
#alldeloreansarebeautiful
Groose
As someone who has never touched anything to do with weed...the weed card confuses me...whats happening?
Smadronia
I was confused too. I was like "that's too narrow to roll a joint, isn't it?
nadirecur
Tear off pieces of the card for perfectly sized makeshift joint filters
riffifi
Wayyyy too narrow for me. But I've noticed people in the US and in Europe roll differently.
Shaga42
Was looking for this comment
KillerCaitie
As a graphic designer, this is basically porn for me. Hnnnnnng
StalinsSovietBread
http://imgur.com/8567k4l
CandieCorn
That last one reminds me of those thumb monsters from Spy Kids
BSjess
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IOnlyPostWhenIDrink
I've always wanted a cheese grater I could carry in my wallet
ThisIsGod
YOU MUST USE THE GRATER ON THE BUTT OF YOUR ENEMIES
OmnibusLatinName
That really chaps my ass
Asrodrig
Well you could also probably use it on your calloused feet
blitherypoop
Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
BattleMercy
Ooh I just want that cheese
nohman64
There's no grater pleasure
datumerrata
I totally want one now. I don't even grate cheese often, but how slick would that be when you do eventually need one? Taco Party? No grater?
extraordinaryagility
Man, I have never been to a Taco Party, but it sounds so awesome that now I want to attend one. Tacos are so awesome. A reason to party.
datumerrata
Right? I haven't either, but I think that should change. Wallet cheese graters for everyone! You could have fancy blocks of cheese to grate.
sorrynotsorryimnotcanadian
Buy when it goes up, sell when it goes down: worst financial advice ever.
CalmDownItsJustAGiantFlyingSpider
what are all those scales doing on a viagra card.
TickleThePicklee
Just the tip
blitherypoop
Mohel?
eovsvin
Norris Mantooth is a saint!
1sttimecaller
So much money
AfknSavage
I prefer to just shout my name and phone number at possible clients on the street
WhatsaNinjaGottaDotogetanUpvote
guerrilla marketing I like it
SpecimenSpiff
I tried that once while high on mushrooms and starting my own business. The police were involved.
SirDavosSeaworth
As a professional photographer...HOW THE HELL DID I NOT THINK OF THAT. #2
DeannaZone
I know, right?!
owlman112
Because you never considered paying $10/card.
SirDavosSeaworth
This is so right, on so many levels. (every money goes to lenses. every last money)
Hetouchedthebutt
I ain't got no time to play around, what is this?
jdcarpe
Must be a circus in town
Hetouchedthebutt
I'll shut this shit down
jdcarpe
On these clowns
Hetouchedthebutt
Can I get a witness
jdcarpe
Hell, yeah!
dvluigi07
...to defeat the Huns!
TurboDave
This whole post I was singing this in my head. Good job.
Hf90
I was so confused how you got in my head. GET OUT OF MY H- oh it was the title.
ANerdsMind
I saw that title and I immediately said this out loud. I was gonna be pissed if no one had posted it lol
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
My God, I was humming this song the entire time I was reading the post...I didn't understand why, until now
cheshiresmiles
Omg, I was singing that the entire time scrolling down this post, lol.
MostValuableDickbutt
Beat me to it.
Stitchrageous
You beat me to it damnit!
amazingpotato101499
Same here!:(
AcadianBacon
If this isn't top comment I'm going to be upset. :c
TurboDave
This whole post I was singing this in my head. Good job.
LARAbro
I started whistling it, but I didn't notice the title, it was just a subconscious reaction :')
RufusLoacker
oh god me too!
CorneliusCornwall
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons
CrimsenTrebor
Yes! I wasn't alone!
CorneliusCornwall
Congrats fuckass you ruined the song. Dishonor in you dishonor on your cow!
Melly56789
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.
travager
And you can bet, that before we're through
trancek
You're the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet, before we're through...
Anthromuse
Somehow I'll, make a man, out of youuuuuuuu!!!
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Mister, I'll make a man out of you!
Drzhivago138
Tranquil as a forest, but on fire within
VaultDweller
Once you find your center, you are sure to win