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May 28, 2017 9:39 PM
Schadenfreuda
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LittleG0d
I can only wonder how her life must be like. Wearing sunglasses & hats so douchebags don't have the chance to tell you to suck their dicks.
sonofcyrus138
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC68uDXvB84
jshuffles
What's that one gif of her butt?
TheLimpinBiscuit
Is...is she a porn star? I am uninitiated.
jp013
What is her name?
TGWeaver
So I'm going to assume from the context she's a pornstar, then.
mrfloris
She was fun entourage
micotyro
On the off chance I ever dated someone who did porn, I wonder how much it would bother me. I want to say it wouldn't but I'm not sure
mmurrbles
It would probably bother me when I want to have sex and she doesn't since she just spent all day getting fucked.
armorhide406
What if they're retired? Biggest issues I think would they don't wanna watch their own stuff and insecurity on your performance/size
edwardfog
mumumumumysharona
BeerFueledAdventurer
Anal -- God's virginity 'loophole'
vinEdgar
The poophole loophole
ItIsStillWater
I actually read her book, it's not great, but haven't read anything like it either
olsanity
What is the title of that book.... for science
thebraziliandude
My favorite quote from her book was: "hdgbsnksobrnndih" - Sasha Grey
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JumpingBalogna
*whoosh*
OldeTymeMemry
That's the joke...
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OldeTymeMemry
Perhaps.
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BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
She wears a choker. She must take it in the arse....l oh wait!
CrazyRoyOfficial
Sauce?
sonofcyrus138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC68uDXvB84
CheetoStains
You fuck... At least the lady was hot
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Tachyon000
And then everyone erupted into applause
IvorJBiggun
And that DVDs name was Albert Einstein
spitfires2000
Wouldn't mind dating her. She looks nice.
amakusav
True, but in some cultures it would be unacceptable to date someone like her.
ThirstyTrollTranslator
No slant intended, but how would you feel being physical with her after she gets off work?
StartInternetFights
Look what it did to Vincent Chase. Would not recommend
BossJohns
What happened to him?
DetroitTexan
Got into cocaine and opiates, almost ruined is his career because of her influence.
QSlade
Sure man it would be like buying a 2016 car with 500,000 miles on it but you do you.
RayloKen
Technically he would be doing her.
beerformyhorses
Brilliant
spicytoblerone
Trust me, all girls have millage.
thatfatguy3006
Well except for the ones who don't, but you know don't listen to me if you don't want.
HairytheSheep
To varying degrees. You need to have similar levels of mileage in many cases, before you do the other any good
GavinScreaming
They don't though. Like I don't really care but to act like all girls have been with tons of dudes is just not true lol
QSlade
LOL no man just, no. All girls do not have Sasha Gray mileage. Married for 14 years, and my wife sure as hell doesn't
CorneliusCornwall
You're not trying hard enough. Take her off-roadin a few times
thatgotoutofhand
...should we tell him?
Dicho83
Not that I don't believe you, but mind if I take her out and see how she handles? I do love a classic.
HurryUpIGotNuts2bustButtstoFuckndSlutstofuckinUppercut
Yo wife's a slut
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WorryWarty
Why would that even matter? That thing about women becoming looser with the amount of times they do it, is fake. It only happens with age
WorryWarty
(2) if that's even the concern, I didn't really get what you were trying to say.
Lefpa
And childbirth
UltraBooster
Doesnt change the fact that most of LA has been inside her
CephalopodLodge4
And some of the rest of the world
bongles
Yeah well add minigeko to that list because he wants in
flippywizgig
As long as she doesn't have an STD, why do you care? Performance anxiety?
YharnamsFinest
I'd say that's it. Like shit idc how many dicks have been up in that the shit she could show you god daaaaamn