Tis the bomb

Sep 7, 2017 5:21 AM

VexingEldritch

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Found this gem on the front page and as always read through the comments and found a great conversation.

Because who doesn't want to burn the atmosphere.

I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in your heart.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

North Korea can put a nuclear bomb into orbit. 1 bomb, 200kms up, no more electronics in North America. No elec, no cars, no phones

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw that comment!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Popular belief? Who the hell thinks the nukes we dropped on Japan were H-bombs?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/vL6IhiQ And no, the first hydorgen bomb was not Castle Bravo, that was the biggest US (yield approx 15MT)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I study with a Ucranian professor from the nuke industry and he told us than they never create a 1961 bomb they only say it to the USA Yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This website is pretty neat, it lets you simulate the amount of damage certain nukes would do: http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 of the presets are the Tsar Bomba cut down, and the full power Tsar Bomba

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By accident, Castle Bravo turned out to be 3 times as powerful as planned, making several islands downwind of it uninhabitable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to upvote the pic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first hydrogen bomb detonation was code named Ivy Mike, Castle Bravo was the second.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ivy Mike was a design that's not practical for deployment, but yeah it was first. The Soviets called it a thermonuclear building IIRC.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why just screenshot a post?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is like comment inception

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was about to down vote because I thought this was a repost from yesterday, but now I see what you did.v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not going my voice tried to click on the replies of the pics

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fist test of an H-Bomb was not Castle Bravo, in fact it was the last that the US ever tested above ground.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hate to be that guy, but Ivy Mike was the first H bomb, not CB.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and the plane is far down the line ....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet Jeff could set the atmosphere on fire if he wanted to.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a Jeff. Can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who the f*** is Jeff?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The guy with nukes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's overdoing shit, and then there's Russia

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when they tried but couldn't fit op's mom on the scale https://imgur.com/ZBTPkyt

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I like how France dropped a bomb in the 70's and it still wasn't impressive

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

To be fair, Castle Bravo was supposed to be 5 MT (the case exploded too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ), and Tsar Bpmba was just showing off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then we killed a Japanese fisherman with Hep C. while curing his radiation sickness with blood transfusions. Yes, the Japanese have the

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

distinction of being the first to die from a conventional a-bomb and an h-bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you burned the atmosphere, you could step back and yell BURN! while flipping off the universe. Quite an opportunity.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who drops a mountain on people? Doctor Doom does! Haven't you watched Spider-man cartoons when growing up?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately the only YT clip I could find is in Spanish or something. https://youtu.be/fzedEWg_SFg?t=14m39s

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If undertaker can choke slam Halfthor , he would technically be dropping a mountain .

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tiny Octopus has to wonder if people really think that Nagasaki was a hydrogen bomb. Really? Fat Man and Little Boy...H-bombs. Really?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

I can imagine if you've never been interested in weapons, you just know of "atom bombs".

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nuke-u-lar...it's pronounced Nuke-u-lar.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of people don't know the difference between an atomic bomb and a hydrogen bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Where's Irma on the chart?

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

If we nuked a hurricane, would it displace the wind? Or would it now just be an extremely radioctive hurricane

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://what-if.xkcd.com/23/ It would just make the hurricane radioactive. Hurricanes contain far more energy than we can match with nukes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhere between Mt everest and tsar bomba

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Otherwise I don't know

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I actually saw the Tsar Bomba detonation site from an icebreaker offshore. Quite spooky actually.

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 4

Hmm, did it knock you over?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Motherfucker imgur demands a story

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What was it like

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how the Wiki entry shows the effects the blast would have had on... Paris: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba#Analysis

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More please

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're old then.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Site, not the detonation. Could still be old though.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Did you die

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

You can't just write that and then be quiet for three hours.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

he says four hours ago.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

sorry I told the story above...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Splain.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

okay then here's the story...I'm a teacher and I was selected to do an international research expedition aboard a russian icebreaker 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we left from Murmansk, Russia then traveled all day heading east to rendezvous to secure an ice station in the Arctic Pack Ice. More...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I knew we'd be passing it as it was charted, and as we passed the cape where it detonated on the Novaya Zemla island I went topside to...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Take a look. It was foggy and cold that evening but I could still see it through the mist, and it moved me to think that the largest...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tsar bomba was cut down in power because it would have destroyed the plane dropping it otherwise. If it had been used in a war then 1/

8 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 0

That and the designer was like "look any bigger and all the energy is just going to go into space"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The plane that dropped the Tsar bomb lost several thousand feet in elevation but was able to right itself before hitting the ground.

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The actual pilot free fell hundreds of metres because the air around the plane just whooshed away.

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THEN!?!?!?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then losing 1 plane in exchange for blowing up a major US city would seem like a good trade to the Soviet generals.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or more likely they'd lose the entire squadron escorting the bomber and still consider it a cheap price to pay.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which was the bomb that ended up way more powerful than they thought they were testing?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the amount of fallout produced by the Uranium tamper would have been immense.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, this is the real reason. The fireball from a 100 Mt blast wouldn't have been significantly bigger than that from a 50 Mt blast.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part of the design scale back from 100MT was because anything more than 50MT and you would have most of the explosion happening outside...

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

...of the atmosphere.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

TYPE FASTER, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON THE INFO!

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Did my other message not show or were you just in a real hurry to learn more about nukes?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It didn't show

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I hate people mixing facts. Manhattan Project guys were afraid of burning atmosphere. Once the first bomb didn't do that

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Thank you for clarification I always just love military science talk and when it is factual it makes it all the better

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

everyone assumed there's no such possibility and went bonkers. Nothing to do with Tzar bomba.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why didn't they just use a timer?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They did for the test, in the way of a parachute. The plane put 42 km between itself and the blast. It still was affected by the blast, [+]

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dropping 3,000 ft after the bombs blastwave knocked the air out from under its wings.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because nuclear bombs used air bursts meaning they were detonated before they hit the ground to increase destructiveness. The Tsar Bomba 1)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

at 50 MT was already dropped with a parachute from high altitude and the plane crew was still only given a 50% estimate to survive. 2)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bomb fall many meters. Hit ground. Timer and detonator break. No BOOM! No dead capitalists. Sad. Designer go to gulag. Bad time.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Bomb detonate mid fall. Big BOOM! Many graves for capitalist Americans. Great victory for mother Russia. Many medals to widows of air crew.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They also didn't want fallout to reach USSR.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This reason is much more believable.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doubt it. USSR after all wanted to divert some of the rivers flowing north by digging channels with nuclear explosions.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They tested it (on Pechora-Kama proposed channel route) detonating three 15kt nukes and decided it does the job but is too expensive.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the plane and crew would have been "acceptable casualties" when exchanged with an entire city the bomb just killed. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 0

Also it's worth noting that any yield higher than about 50 MT is just excess energy dispersed into space.

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 2

Source, please? I'd like to read more about this.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

So THIS is how N Korea gets it's nuclear info.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYUP7zJ0CwU Look to when they are talking about tsar bomba near the late middle

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An entire city.. And then the next 5 closest cities..

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The fallout irradiated large parts of siberia. Some parts are still uninhabitable. We are taling about an area the size of 1/3rd of the US.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Jesus fuuuuck

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