My boss just said “imgur” must be interesting, since I spend so much time browsing.

Mar 26, 2018 3:03 PM

At first I was startled but he seemed genuinely curious. And down the rabbit hole we go.

He had no idea what it was, I show him usersub.

He asked me to explain the points system.

I explain shitposts, reposts, most viral, FP. He asks how to get to the FP. I said, you have to ask to get there in usersub.

MRW he asks what my username is.

I say, yah idk, you can’t do that. You...there isn’t....it changes and I couldn’t even. Literal response.

Boss - well I’ll make an account and we can be friends.

Lesson of the day. Teach a stranger to imgur and they’ll be blessed with endless content and general hilarity. Teach a person you know to imgur and you’ll want to die inside. FP Edit: @imadethisaccounttotellyouthis probably has the best comment ever. I hope all imgurians start doing that with their resume’. Instant hire if I ever see it lol.

RIP, OP's employment.

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TBH...I'm not sure I can provide a definition for shitposting

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Why do people act as if imgur is this mysterious place, it's all shit posting 24/7 for up votes. Let's be real.

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But like...won't he see this post with your username?

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Make a new account called "BossLovesFatDicksOnChicks' THEN friend him. It's the only way.

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@OP "I didn't make an account I just check it"

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Friend him from your other account

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I found my brothers account because I saw a comment and thought "this is something my brother would say" and his username was "something my>

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>brother would call himself". Luckily my brother is 100% awesome so I didn't have to find a stash of weird favorites or something like that.

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Taught my ex about Imgur and she asked me my user name. That was my exact reaction as well.

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all my friends say reddit is better but i just like the platform and the ease. Also it does not hurt my eyes late night.

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I cant stand trying to navigate reddit. Never use it anymore.

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Wisdom is a hard road... +1

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thought the first rule of imgur was we don't talk about imgur; have i got mixed up along the way? + the less said about usernames the better

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Send your Boss this beaut' BAM! Promotion!

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and he didnt even fire you. What is the world coming to.

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I totally thought this is where the post was going

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just give it some time, after his boss will be downvoted he will hate us and the rest is simple

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Or he finds out OP's name and sees their post history/favourites

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big ol titties and incest

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I like half of that, it's up to you to guess which one

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Yeah ass is better.

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Time to check out that “delete account” function?

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“Yea my usernames pow but just add a shit ton of w’s and you’ll find me”

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Woah woah woah, don’t tell people! Gaaa

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I <3 gif stories...

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Everybody wave to his boss as he scrolls past this on the fp!

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Send him his first dickpick!

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Doing the Lord's work.

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I couldn’t count the amount of times I’ve begun to say something like ‘Hey have you heard of imgur?’ 1/2

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Before I instantly regret asking after I remember they will be able to see all my comments. 2/2

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MRW I see OP's username v

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Tell him your name is razor1000

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My fiancé is stuck on iFunny, keep trying to get him here. But alas, he thinks iFunny is where its at

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poo

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Did you show him NSFW?!

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Pay attention! Science was included.

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My friend needs to learn about that. How does one go about showing them?

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How does one do that (especially on the mobile app)? I ask purely in the interest of science, of course.

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LOL I’ll save that for whiskey Friday’s. I mean casual Friday’s.

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I mean whiskey Friday’s.

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*fetish fridays

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Hiring?

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Only on Fridays.

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Hows your golf game?

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I'll be the lefty in your foursome

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On my resume: March 27th 2016 - To Current: Volunteer currator of an online art gallery for public enrichment visited by millions daily.

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Wtf thats actually really good. dot. +1

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Can you work on my resume for me, please? :P

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tell your prospective employer you've had TWO cake days. seriously- just like that

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Ha

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SAVE

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Can we have more suggestions about mundane things put to resumes?

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Does one or more people that see your Instagram or FB use whatever service you posted? You're a "Social Media Influencer"

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Do you play video games? Do you send in bug reports? You do "Volunteer quality assurance testing of multimedia productions..."

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Do you actively post on fb or a forum for a group? You're a "volunteer Content Developement for a special interest group on social media."

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Developer*

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Best

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Currently applying for jobs and considering adding this to the resume

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I'm... I'm going to use this, as will all of these dots here.

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Hehe

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so................Porn Hub counts too?

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Yes. Hawkwardly enough.

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. Dilly Dilly

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That was my 30th birthday...

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Well I hope you spelt curator correctly or your resume is in the employer's shredding box

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Spelling harb.

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How to favorite a comment pls lol

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No

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Like this

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No

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@sarah plz

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I made a favourite folder and hope I find them again.

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Lucky for you, I’m browsing random

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This is the most random necro comment I have ever received XD

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