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At first I was startled but he seemed genuinely curious. And down the rabbit hole we go.
He had no idea what it was, I show him usersub.
He asked me to explain the points system.
I explain shitposts, reposts, most viral, FP. He asks how to get to the FP. I said, you have to ask to get there in usersub.
MRW he asks what my username is.
I say, yah idk, you can’t do that. You...there isn’t....it changes and I couldn’t even. Literal response.
Boss - well I’ll make an account and we can be friends.
Lesson of the day. Teach a stranger to imgur and they’ll be blessed with endless content and general hilarity. Teach a person you know to imgur and you’ll want to die inside. FP Edit: @imadethisaccounttotellyouthis probably has the best comment ever. I hope all imgurians start doing that with their resume’. Instant hire if I ever see it lol.
4vie
RIP, OP's employment.
Superking360
DeanOMiite
TBH...I'm not sure I can provide a definition for shitposting
GrateEDitir
Why do people act as if imgur is this mysterious place, it's all shit posting 24/7 for up votes. Let's be real.
PiArt
PeppermintButler82
But like...won't he see this post with your username?
napalmEnema
Make a new account called "BossLovesFatDicksOnChicks' THEN friend him. It's the only way.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
@OP "I didn't make an account I just check it"
88wut
Friend him from your other account
skruttet
I found my brothers account because I saw a comment and thought "this is something my brother would say" and his username was "something my>
skruttet
>brother would call himself". Luckily my brother is 100% awesome so I didn't have to find a stash of weird favorites or something like that.
DrakeRamorayMD
Taught my ex about Imgur and she asked me my user name. That was my exact reaction as well.
Firegoa1
all my friends say reddit is better but i just like the platform and the ease. Also it does not hurt my eyes late night.
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I cant stand trying to navigate reddit. Never use it anymore.
AeP524
Wisdom is a hard road... +1
bawdeepinsheep
thought the first rule of imgur was we don't talk about imgur; have i got mixed up along the way? + the less said about usernames the better
circlebreaker
Send your Boss this beaut'
BAM! Promotion!
IsoPropylPotatene
and he didnt even fire you. What is the world coming to.
flyeaglesfly17
I totally thought this is where the post was going
helldozer1
just give it some time, after his boss will be downvoted he will hate us and the rest is simple
NZSheeps
Or he finds out OP's name and sees their post history/favourites
1Plebian
big ol titties and incest
MarioPoppins
I like half of that, it's up to you to guess which one
SenseiSourNutt
Yeah ass is better.
TheBitSlinger
Time to check out that “delete account” function?
tsisler
“Yea my usernames pow but just add a shit ton of w’s and you’ll find me”
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Woah woah woah, don’t tell people! Gaaa
TheCalvinShow
I <3 gif stories...
Peachos
Everybody wave to his boss as he scrolls past this on the fp!
SjyiN
Send him his first dickpick!
KatamariDamaci
Doing the Lord's work.
thegentledestroyer
I couldn’t count the amount of times I’ve begun to say something like ‘Hey have you heard of imgur?’ 1/2
thegentledestroyer
Before I instantly regret asking after I remember they will be able to see all my comments. 2/2
ChongKong69
MRW I see OP's username
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Guaiacol
Tell him your name is razor1000
LionSundress
My fiancé is stuck on iFunny, keep trying to get him here. But alas, he thinks iFunny is where its at
SuckMahWolleh
poo
TrevonNorton1
CANTSTOPFARTING
Did you show him NSFW?!
FinnOfTomland
Pay attention! Science was included.
cubsfanman22
My friend needs to learn about that. How does one go about showing them?
TargaryenLoyalist
How does one do that (especially on the mobile app)? I ask purely in the interest of science, of course.
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LOL I’ll save that for whiskey Friday’s. I mean casual Friday’s.
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I mean whiskey Friday’s.
themostirreleventnameintheworld
*fetish fridays
hopethisoneworks
Hiring?
danbrazier
Only on Fridays.
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Hows your golf game?
hopethisoneworks
I'll be the lefty in your foursome
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
On my resume: March 27th 2016 - To Current: Volunteer currator of an online art gallery for public enrichment visited by millions daily.
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DeathByUnicornsandCandycorn
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RockiesFalling
Wtf thats actually really good. dot. +1
mzcz2d
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SingularWit
kjinxx2
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TheSevvy
Can you work on my resume for me, please? :P
didair
idropbananapeelsoutofmycartostoptheredshells
tell your prospective employer you've had TWO cake days. seriously- just like that
Jeager7
Ha
supergreenpasta
SAVE
TheMortyistMorty
SeraphMarcusGrey
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KingGulax
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Liondrome
Davincimode
Does one or more people that see your Instagram or FB use whatever service you posted? You're a "Social Media Influencer"
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Do you play video games? Do you send in bug reports? You do "Volunteer quality assurance testing of multimedia productions..."
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Do you actively post on fb or a forum for a group? You're a "volunteer Content Developement for a special interest group on social media."
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Developer*
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BoredGuyAtWorkLovesMemes
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colonelmustardinthekitchenwiththecandlestick
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TheBrofessionaI
FisterMantastic
Best
TheDepartmentOfMilitarySciences
Currently applying for jobs and considering adding this to the resume
elShiz
I'm... I'm going to use this, as will all of these dots here.
mmxcolada
Hehe
SirFrolo
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insanitysgirlfriend
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jackalope2196
so................Porn Hub counts too?
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Yes. Hawkwardly enough.
OCDCubsFan
. Dilly Dilly
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pfshfine
That was my 30th birthday...
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IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
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MrMcFluffmelo
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colinardo
Well I hope you spelt curator correctly or your resume is in the employer's shredding box
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Spelling harb.
Masada14
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How to favorite a comment pls lol
CongratsYouAreHereNow
No
albinoALPACA
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albinoALPACA
Like this
didair
No
SirFrolo
@sarah plz
FoxySpirit
I made a favourite folder and hope I find them again.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Lucky for you, I’m browsing random
FoxySpirit
This is the most random necro comment I have ever received XD