Not what I expected

Jan 16, 2018 1:35 AM

kittydetonator

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This probably will need some backstory, it’s not exactly what the penguins say. I have never been able to orgasm with a partner, I can get myself off pretty easy but was never able to translate that over. After about 10 months of no luck with my wonderful boyfriend, he suggested butt stuff. I said a firm no but eventually let him put a finger in. It felt wonderful and I got so close but it always disappeared at the last minute. We googled it and he suggested masturbating next to him to get used to orgasming in front of him. I did and later that day (today) we tried again (with a finger where the sun don’t shine) and success! I am on cloud nine

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Now you have your G SPOT available 24/7 for your wonderful boyfriend.

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Communication and suggestions and being comfortable with each other. Now this is how you have a relationship!!!!

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Congrats on the sex

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Going to show this my fiancée. Thank you 'n' wish me luck.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good luck! Tell her to give it a shot, she may be pleasantly surprised

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8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Way to be communicating and not faking it! Grats on the gasms!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He googles how to help you get off? Husband him.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

@poppatiddy it has been decided

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just keep exploring, as long as you both are willing to figure out your sex things, you'll find ways to make each other happy!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My GF and a fair few exes all love(d) fingers in their ass during, so youre not alone.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BF comin in like

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not shocked, honestly (no pun intended). I find for some women anal gives them an intense pleasure that vaginal can't compare to.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's a great story, I like the ending.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's two kinds of girls. Those that like a finger in the butt and those that don't know it yet

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

People*.

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Interesting. Genuinely interesting. I can't reach orgasm with my girlfriend oddly enough because she mostly doesn't exist.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Only mostly? So she partly exists?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This needs more info, here!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the best laugh I’ve had today

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean who doesn’t like a finger up their butt every now and then?

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Me. You don't want to open that finkster without a toidy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honest question. Do people like the smell of dirty ass on their finger? I've never had interest in putting my finger in one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey some people like scat so Im sure some people do

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then don't smell it... Wash your hands after that...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Check out my user name.

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I don't kink-shame, but your kinks aren't everyone's.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Lol its you again, frigid much btw not a kink, just an erogenous zone that can be sensitive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Erogenous to you. I'm sorry you seem to have problem understanding that.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, thank you for disagreeing with a sexual flavour without making it some weird conflict. You're a lovely example.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Something like 2/3 of women can't get off with just penetration (vaginal, that is). It's all about the clit, apparently.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

But not to over do it. If you stimulate the clit too much it goes numb and then ya gotta focus on penetration a lil bit. Then back to clit.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yes, you got to imagine you are booping the snoot of a baby mouse

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or it just hurts

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*Sigh* -Unzips-

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It took me about 5 years and a few sexual partners until I had my first orgasm with someone going down on me. (Never had issues when 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

masturbating either) Now it has become way easier :)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I envy you. I've never had one, but it isn't because of lack of trying. I just can't figure out what it takes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me it just clicked one day. Keep trying :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopefully, it's getting frustrating for both me and my SO. Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now, you put your finger up his butt.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

@kittydetonator Imgur has spoken

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I like that you're both active here in the comment section keep having fun and I wish both of you a happy future together.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s adorable, thank you :)

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The real success here is that you were willing to talk about it with him

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Yeah, will admit I would have just started faking. Which I know is wrong.

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He’s a great communicator when it comes to the sex, he’s always making sure I’m comfortable with everything we do

8 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

Now let him put 8===D in ur ☆ and be on cloud 99

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm definitely the person who's too insecure to be able to do that so I pretend just to keep my anxiety at bay. :/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you think not being able to orgasm was just a physical thing, or was it a comfort/mental thing too? just ignore if too personal

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mental, 99.99% sure. Even as a guy if my mind's not in the right place I can't orgasm

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely mental, I got myself all worked up in case I orgasmed weird or something but once I’d done it in front of him I felt much better

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So do you or do you not click your mouse while sex because I found a lot of people don't stimulate clit during sex and that's the problem

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have a keeper, love. Don't let him go.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Told a girl this and she said I was a keeper, too. Is... this not a normal thing or...?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Different people, different intentions, imho. I don't dare say what defines the good and bad, "keeper" might mean something else for anyone.

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I mean, my intentions are far from pure, lol. I just think that should be communicated in and out of the bedroom.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you play with yourself do you climax from clitoral, vaginal, or anal stimulation? Different positions stimulate different places better

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

All 3, I guess?? I’m a complicated woman

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Try missionary with his body laying completely on yours and have him use his hips to move. This should be able rub your clit and vaginal.

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We did it with me on top so I was lying on him. Basically upside down of what you suggested and that way I was in control

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whenever I do this she cums in couple minutes. Also try kegel exercise, heard that helps female orgasms or something.

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Also it gives you a lot of control and helps keep it all tight.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think if he's on top, should be easier since he's probably heavier and gravity helps push him down on you. Not sure though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Both work

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Nah the guy never gets the rhythm right that way.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Backstory, eh? :)

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I'm getting the hole picture now

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Backdoorstory

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I see what you did rear

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For that pun I'm gonna have to charge you with assault and buttery.

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I like how Liam Neeson is getting all this attention, it's really wholesome

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Damn it!?! I lost it!!!! I am at work laughing so hard I almost cried.

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That creepy guy look. +1

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THE GREAT INTERNET PROVIDES

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AH! I forgot about him!

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Try wearing a buttplug during sex

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s sounds uncomfortable

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dp my chick with a dildo and my dick, she loves it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It takes experimenting and getting used to. It's worth it once you do though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the fact a finger up there makes you cum is a good sign

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They come in different sizes. Just measure your butthole and bring to the sex toy store.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can’t I just bring my butthole to the store?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And "try before you buy"? I'm not sure they'll have that option available.

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