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Just a quick reminder I made a part 2:
http://imgur.com/gallery/RMImu
woof irl
Me????irl
woof????irl
...fuck
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FP Edit: Thanks everyone for the support check out part 2 here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/RMImu
It has even more memes.
jessieraywilde
You hella ded
ThomasThundersword
TheRagingRiver
Why the hell are people putting their own watermarks on tumblr posts?
DonaldTrumpImpersonator
Anyone know what #6 is from? I recognize it but I can't put my finger on it.
lemonfluff
Do Americans really not have kettles?
NachomanDandyCabbage
Go back to Canada Iowa!
pineapplepuppy
grumpyzuza
I always thought that the lack of neck was photoshopped. I guess I have a new favourite animal
NateTheNuke
Boi
rM14
u wot m8
Tater4049
Did someone feed this bird a little blue pill?
HelpMeAnakinTheJediAreTakingOUVAH
Must be nice to be your own spear for fishing
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
ZOOP!
VindictiveRidge
I heard "ZOOP" in my head just watching the gif, well done
lozeldatkm
BassTapir
Okay.
Barrockhusien
I remember my first golden gaytime it exploded with flavor in my mouth
samsonguy920
You shouldn't be putting your wand in your mouth.
DrKriegersClone
#4 it's baby Sif!
PlentyofEgo
Is it just me or has anyone else seen the lighthouse transcript between the British navy and an Irish lighthouse? The exact conversation
putski
Good story but, sadly untrue. See snopes for the history.
Kaalivanukas
Seen a dozen different versions involving different countries, the oldest being a 1997 joke book version.
PlentyofEgo
Being Irish makes me very biased in fairness
Greyghost89
Next time it will be the Vikings
perhapsthisusernameisnottakenyet
That fucking story about the aircraft carrier and the lighthouse, FFS... People actually believe this shit?! 1/?
InfraredSnapper
US Navy is weapons grade ghey.
perhapsthisusernameisnottakenyet
You'd think the motherfucking US Navy would have accurate sea maps, wouldn't you? Last time I saw it, it was the USA Nimitz and a Spanish 2/
perhapsthisusernameisnottakenyet
Lighthouse! And the fucking Admiral in charge of the Atlantic Fleet was taking the mic and speaking Spanish with the staff... 3/
perhapsthisusernameisnottakenyet
When so few lighthouses are still manned today... For fucking fuck's sake... 4/4
whiskeytree
I was a bartender. I loved doing the "can I get you drink". But the never looked like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
drpeppernectarofthegods
What's that scene from again?
whiskeytree
Heartbreakers
sandwichmunchies
Aha! I have found the comment chain regarding the image I am interested in: from what movie are those series of images from? Thank you!
youreameanonemrgrinch
Looks like Heartbreakers according to google.
PassThePinotPlz
Heartbreakers
DOPECALYPSO
The heartbreakers, 2001 romcom. Pretty damn good tbh
KyleBeach
So call me crazy but the dude in the red shirt in that segment....is that zack galifanakis?
mrmandsome
I saw that too, and I really think it is.
PamelaSplooshPoovey
Yup. And Sarah Silverman is behind him.
samsonguy920
So here's my number?
Clydefrogger
Jesus do yourself a favor and watch Heartbreakers. JLH's outfits are worth it.
KyleBeach
I have seen it and agree haha i just saw it long enough ago that i had no clue who galifakhakis was
Deliveryham
You're crazy
Deliveryham
I'm not gonna look back to confirm or deny you, but I never miss a chance to call someone crazy
Deliveryham
To be fair you probably don't look like Jason Lee, so we're even
samsonguy920
Nobody looks like Jason Lee, because Jason Lee looks like Ryan Reynolds. Jason Lee is a Reynolds wannabe.
Danmanbadman
Plot twist he is Jason lee
LurkingSinceBeforeMelissaMetACuke
Just like my wand:
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
itsybitsyspider
Eh, Trump is a statement not a mistake. Trump was US people way of saying "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!"
questionableanswers
It will hurt even more when you reelect trump
samsonguy920
That's inferring that there will even be another election.
MooMooLazyRiver
override367
It depends, if the progressives can seize control of the DNC I think the GOP is fucked, nobody wants corporate democrats anymore
override367
this is assuming America makes it to 2020 lolol
gee92imgur
TFW you realize you have a choice of going to college or 465 tickets to Disney World.
designmajor
That's some brutal perspective right there.
Maxdamage1
Also, that's yearly tuition, so multiply it by 4.
ekzeko
That's more than 1 ticket a day!
Scave
That "rubber" one reminded me of a story my English teacher used to tell, she came to Canada from the UK when she was in high school 1/2
Scave
So one day she needs to borrow an eraser so she leans over to her neighbour, a male student and asks if she can borrow a rubber, awkward 2/3
Scave
Stares from the whole class. 3/3
Tryskel
Saving that one for later...
Danowar1990
#9 TIL that French came before Latin.
Kravery
Was literally going to be my exact post. I'll see myself out.
Racack
"History"- by tumblr
theresgarlicinthatnebula
For some reason I read the USA one in an Asian immigrant's voice, which I find oddly appropriate.
bab73
Note that is "Automne" - A french imgurian
genesteeler
oh le gros savoyard
bab73
Comment ça stalk
genesteeler
ahah ;)
BassTapir
Il dit qu'il voit pas le rapport.
genesteeler
"bab73"
noscarletcoat
Autumn is actually from an Etruscan root word
rigatony222
Which led to its use in Latin, which led to use in the beginning stages of French and.... fucking Christ, language is too complicated!!!
kaiwren107
Wrong: From earlier auctumnus, from Proto-Indo-European *h₃euǵ- (“cold”)
kaiwren107
Its the word "person" which comes from an Etruscan word *φersu, and even that is debated (*φersu might come from Greek so its all IE anyway)
thatsagooddog
AHHH ARE YOU A FELLOW ETRUSCAN...studier? Fan? I dunno. Had a colleague who used to just call us "Etruscans" but suddenly that feels stupid
thatsagooddog
But HI!!
TakeMyWorfPlease
Remember when Bush was our biggest elected mistake...?
richfiles
Glad a much worse mistake was averted!
BreakingDexterSoprano
Ooooh I 'member!
samsonguy920
That was thanks to just Florida, though. Trump's a bit different than that.
NikiPrimiano
Fejerro
Hey look, it's that stupid fake lighthouse story again. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
sneef
You know it's fake because we have an carrier in Canadian waters.
VindictiveRidge
I feel that if there had been radio back far enough, there'd be one where the ship's name is HMS Victory. (Also, it would be followed up >
VindictiveRidge
by a very distinguished gentleman saying "Commander Nelson, may I ask why there is a new lighthouse in the harbor?" and getting >
VindictiveRidge
an answer of "I PUT A PRIZE CREW ABOARD IT, SIR, TERRIBLY SORRY, WAS ON A ROLL".)
Tater4049
The names were changed to protect the innocent.
roostercrowe
we call those, "jokes"
boredasusuall
Lighthouse one is such bullshit but amusing
CyberAkuma
#8 Well, with a microwave and instant tea packet of course, isn't that how everyone does it?
Tater4049
That's how I make coffee too. But with coffee bags of course.
Dude1925
Real talk who the fuck call polar bears "ice bears"?
theycallmeepoch
Germans do. :)
KirschPunkt
Eisbär in German. Directly translates to ice bear, which might be obvious fromt he way it's written.
TricksterFromHell
Isbjørn in Norwegian, directly translated to Ice bear. https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isbj%C3%B8rn
LouisZacharias
Also Eisbär in German
Gyx4r1
Jääkarhu in finnish and straightly translates to icebear. Go check it, Im too lazy.
AlexSkullUterna
torille
Yinyang107
We Bare Bears does.
nvan7891
Great show. Along with much of CN's current lineup. Nickelodeon still hot garbage.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
I dunno. Nickelodeon has 'The Loud House' and that's pretty good.
cinsoniTe
Basically everyone. Who calls it polar bear wtf.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
I call them polar bears. I'm from England.
GregMD
Jegesmedve in Hungarian. It translates to icebear or icybear.
runscar
Ísbjörn in Icelandic, directly translated to Ice bear. https://is.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%8Dsbj%C3%B6rn
MoisturizeMeCaptain
HurrdurrdurrdurrHODOR
Ijsbeer in dutch translates to icebears. And yes the seals are seadogs ;p
dasklaus
I love how with most of these questions, the answer is a resounding "everybody except the US".
LeaRae90
Iorek Byrnison.
SigynRose
Who's that?
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Character from the Golden Compass... who is a polar bear who talks and wears armour and occasionally uses a flamethrower.
SigynRose
Oh! That's so cool! Never read the golden compass. I heard it was a really good book
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Just don't watch the movie and you will enjoy yourself.
2fligh2high
AlmostFamouss
pRETTY NORMAL IN BRAZIL.
MyPasswordIs1234
In my country milk in a bag was popular some time ago. But I haven't seen it for years.
Ireallylikepuzzles
Yes and also water in a bag... it's pretty normal in some places
whiite
Who the fuck buys water? Just drink from the tap?
Ireallylikepuzzles
What if you're outside? You can't drink from a stranger tap into someone's garden
whiite
Well, then you remember to bring food/water from home if you're going on a long hike/trip? I dunno, never had to buy water in store myself.
99tacosfor2cents
The real unanswered question is how the fuck does it not spill everywhere?!?
javer80
They have perfectly-sized pitchers that you put the bag into, then snip a corner. No need to wash the pitcher out (much).
whiite
Then youre right back to cartons. Why not just have it in a carton?
javer80
Bags are less wasteful than cartons, maybe? Less plastic, no paper.
Anchalagon
Im from Argentina, we have milk in a bag, example:
badalalala
When I lived in Uruguay (mini-Argentina), they had the same thing.
NateTheNuke
What the fuck is wrong with you
Anchalagon
http://www.fotosdigitalesgratis.com/noticias/fotos/Leche-Sachet-FDG.jpg
IAmNotVeryCleverAtAll
Yes. Can be found in Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Canada.
thisplaceisnotforyou
You just said three things that all mean the same thing.
IAmNotVeryCleverAtAll
Sorry, Sam Seaborn.
DownWithATT
Water too?
0rpheus
All of the middle east and India as well.
Otterhendrix
I moved to MN 14 years ago and I gotta say, the first time I saw milk in a bag I was confused as hell.
FartBoner69
I get my bagged milk from Kwik Trip.
2fligh2high
Yinyang107
You use it like this: https://junkdrawer67.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/milk-bag.jpg
IAmNotVeryCleverAtAll
That's how I feel about it too.
Whitey375
So Canada then?
Greyghost89
Not in North Canada
IAmNotVeryCleverAtAll
Canada and South Canada, yeah.
Highlander8795
Does anyone else agree the GameCube controller was the absolute best a controller has ever been?
sayunkle
depends on your handsize, personally i quite enjoyed the n64 controller, but sadly i have grown since then and it is no longer comfortable
0rpheus
All of the Xbox controllers have been better(except the first variant of the original) then the SNES controller, then the NES, then GC.
GhostGuy
No, because the N64 controller exists.
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
Perfect for every three handed person
Randomcomma
It's a good one but I think the Xbox 360 controller is the comfiest I've ever held in my hands.
MariusRhinox
Xbox One improves on ergonomics, but durability has taken a bit of a hit.
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
Donkey Kong sucks!
onlyhalfghost
You spelled "Dualshock 2" wrong
0rpheus
All the PlayStation controllers are horrendous.
richfiles
I had planned to transplant Dualshock 3 electronics into a Gamecube controller, but I caught a severe case of the fuckits, and never did.
richfiles
Every time a new system comes out... I get that urge to return to greatness... Then I justify my fuckits with "I can't hurt a GC controller"
AliBarber
Fucks sake LATIN CAME BEFORE FRENCH. FRENCH IS A DERIVATIVE OF LATIN.
samsonguy920
Do you really want to bring up derivatives?
AliBarber
God no.
samsonguy920
Well...ok.
LapisLovesLupus
Preach it Pater!
JESUCEDESCORNEMUSESETCESTMIEUXQUUNEPARTOUZE
And by the way even in old french we never use autompne, neither auptomne, only fuckin automne because..(1/2)
JESUCEDESCORNEMUSESETCESTMIEUXQUUNEPARTOUZE
FRENCH IS A FUCKING DERIVATIVE OF LATIN (2/2)
AliBarber
Yeah I dunno where these idiots get their information from
Juuurth
The term 'fall' also predates the English use of the word 'Autumn'
AliBarber
All evidence points towards you being incorrect. Autumn was first but not by much.
Duskiewastaken
and we say Automne, not Autompne.
GingerLaird
Is English the only language that looks like a bunch of root languages smashed together?
AliBarber
Nope but it's the most obvious. I've been learning French and Italian and it's amazing how many words we've taken from them
Arichann
There are a lot of languages that borrow from other langauges. Too spefic sleepy for examples tho.
moppelkotze
As the others said, all languages are influenced by others (i.e. loanwords). But for English it's extreme mostly bc of the Norman invasion.
whyteraven74
Few languages come from a place that's had so many varied people move in. And then you get weirdness like the Normans who were the...
whyteraven74
descendants of Vikings, so the Vikings ended up influencing English twice.
Pootah
And the germanic tribes that eventually became the English were mainly from what's now Denmark and northern Germany too.
planckstorch
Linguist here. The younger a language, the more obvious it is influenced. For complexity, look to Arabic, Finnish, or Slovak.
whyteraven74
Or Czech, says the native Czech speaker.
planckstorch
Czech is interesting to me. I love the languages of that area, and intend to make a study of them in the years to come.
SnookerSylph
Teach me about the history of the Chinese language. Fill me with knowledge
planckstorch
It's rife with debate, but I love how archaic forms indicate a passing familiarity with complex topics, such as biology.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
#14 American tea starts as dried leaves in a bag too. We just make large amounts at a time and refrigerate it.
MyPasswordIs1234
>give Brits tea with lemon >they are surprised >"Wow, it tastes like Ice Tea!"
samsonguy920
So you've never had Nestea I take it?
lozeldatkm
And we learned to like it iced because those snobby Brits couldn't even fathom a summer in the American south. So yeah, we have our reasons.
KyleBeach
To be fair, the brits had iced tea at one point too....at least i assume the boston harbor has pretty cold waters
ItsUncleSam
Maybe in the 1770s, but you don't wanna touch the water near rivers & harbors in New England. Here in Rhode Island, our river catches fire.
ItsUncleSam
The South has heat, but up in southern New England it can get 80% humidity and 80 degrees easily. This summer was awful.
WhoIsBob
Come to Michigan during the summer. You'll drown walking down the street
lozeldatkm
I don't doubt that. But I'm fairly certain iced tea started as a southern tradition.
roostercrowe
also lol and ONLY 80% humidity, sounds like a brisk day
ItsUncleSam
Sweet tea is a southern thing, I do believe however that pretty much everywhere made iced tea because it gets hot as balls in America.
Justjustin2300
I love talking about golden gaytimes and how much i enjoy them to foreigners its amusing
ijoinedtoupvotestuff
What do they think we're talking about when we call "soda" soft drink?
NeonRitari
Linguistics are fun. Finnish word 'pussi' means bag. It can be fun with English speakers. http://imgur.c">/I9usCZx">http://imgur.com/I9usCZx /gBugnOV
Monowas
Reminds me of ,,Nogger“. Looks pretty much the same. Taste great, but the name...
TheGamingBaconator
My nogger.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
What the fuck is Australia even
METAAAAAAAAAL
In Denmark we have a chocolate and cream candy called "negerboller" which translates to "nigger buns".
RadishIsAMeat
Are they not just the same as the "toffee crumble" ice cream in the UK (not sure if they still sell them)?
MOTHERFUCKINGVIRGINMARY
http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/5d44667501feceda0b630747b79276b9
ackackackackackackackackackackackackackackack
Golden gaytimes sounds like when peewee Herman tryst to pee on your face
deanobruce
Currently visiting home (Sydney) for the first time in 5 years from Canada and you can bet I’ve eaten 4 boxes of gaytimes!
mrhobbybob
I got you to 591 upvotes !!! Ok im drunkish gnight
schnky
golden gaynetto could get interesting
CreepyMonster
So.. If I want to try one of these Golden Gaytimes, I need to go down under, I see...
Justjustin2300
Yes exactly
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
These are my favorite kinds of posts, bar none. Nothing beats people freaking out over the little daily things the others have differently.
basball6969
I'm calling bullshit that Australians aren't aware of how dumb that name sounds to everyone
Justjustin2300
Oh we are perfectly aware
DarthGibbon
They look amazing
Justjustin2300
They are, they're my favourite ice cream
TheRealKevinSpacey
"It's hard to have a gaytime on your own?" Okay now they're just fucking with us
ZanderguywithlongnamebecauseitsaidIcantjustdoZander
I'm pretty sure in some places gay instead of meaning homosexual means happy or exited or something. I forget and maybe it's wrong so ehh.
brknsoul
In all places. The word "gay" me lighthearted and happy long before it referred to homosexuality.
ZanderguywithlongnamebecauseitsaidIcantjustdoZander
There we are. Last time I heard about this was like years so good to have a quick refresher.
tomyironmane
Cheeky cunts...
Tryskel
that's the intended purpose
esassin
oddly enough, the logo for that company is also a symbol pedophiles use. https://dcpizzagate.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/pedosymbols.jpg
AliBarber
"Oddly enough", what do you mean?
taliesingarland
me too, I just ask americans if I can bum a fag off them, it's hilarious
DragonPirates
Explain yourself!
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
Bum a fag = get a cigarette off the person.
JasonasB
TBF, "gay" means happy, not just homosexual.
scubaphoenix
What does a golden gaytime taste like?
ContentsMayHaveSettled
Meh.
Girtouh
Rainbows
SixThreeTimes
A Pennsylvanian senator, if you're doing it right.
inmywhiteroom
We have them in the USA, they are called Good Humor bars
ThatGrrlOverThere
Having a gaytime often results in cream on your lips, chocolate on your fingers, and nuts on your chin.
brknsoul
If you're getting nuts on your chin, then you're not in Australia, mate.
ThatGrrlOverThere
If you get honeycomb on your chin, it's a Golden Gaytime, mate.
ThatGrrlOverThere
That was too much set up for too little payoff, sorry.... like a gaytime. And I'm back.
segat1
The icecream is caramel butterscotchy. Then it's covered in cookie crumbs that are crunchy but soften as you eat. It's bloody delish.
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segat1
Get thee to a corner shop immediately.
DragonPirates
Butterscotch. Cookie crumbs. Soft. Icecream. What the fuck I need one.
Flubna
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gebraheel
"Golden Gaytime" "Bloody".... sounds about right.
chaosbubbles
I went down there when I was deployed. And every time they restocked them we would buy them all! They are the best icecream I have ever had
DarkGetzeye
IT COMES IN 1L CONTAINERS!!!!!
chaosbubbles
I wish they sold it here!
DunderMifflinInfinity
~1 quart in FREEDOM units
DarkGetzeye
Actually it's 1.25L which is slightly less then a quart, which itself is 1.32L
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Who were you fighting in Australia? Please say 'roos.
ashmenon
Emus.
chaosbubbles
No it was just a training mission with the RAF.
TheGhastHunter
nah, we went down there to finish what you started with the emus
1creamybaby
Only way to fight an emu, is to dress like an emu https://youtu.be/5iyNncvIrz8?t=233
PwnageHobo
So you're saying you came here to disrupt a peace that has lasted for generations?
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Oh if only I were Australian, I'd get to use "cunt" to my heart's delight...
Goose1981
Straya, cunt.
KingSadimRX7
Stop being a shit cunt and do it