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Apr 10, 2017 3:46 PM
Jerryiceben
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kirmokum
that's a dope dress.
themojoe2
I wonder if she likes dumb guys with no money?
MichaelBrower
she is absolutely stunning
AliThePolishViking
Nice feet
MurphyPandorasLawBox
It's also my mom's birthday today. She turned 57. I called her on my way to work this morning.
JickityChi
I would totally take her out at 7pm for a nice dinner and stroll around town and have her home by 10
KamSolastor
Does she kinda remind anyone of a likeness to the nice teacher from Matilda?
Banannagram13
Cute dress
manslut
Well it's MY birthday too, dammit!
poo4cum
A rather toothy gal
HumanBeingOfEarth
What that mouth do tho
takethetoaster
BallsToYouSirAndOrMadam
Huh, we have the same birthday. I'll mention that in my creepy letters.
OldMadDad
that dress is amazing!
Randi5000
LOOK AT HER PINKY TOE
drewcrosby
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
platerade
Y'all should go out more
BannedForNSFW03
LordStarkillerHimself
I quite agree with your username
ShamnusMcfee
and?
L0StWaNdErEr
great freaking legs...
mheurtevent1
It's my birthday today as well! I should totally call her to tell her
mattygunner32
I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states. #amiright
Dylzner
My favorite quote from the great Gatsby
Dylzner
Who?
JadeValkyrie9
I enjoy her, this is a nice picture.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
you reckon? ugly dress and she looks constipated
kmdestroyer13
My exact thoughts...
tatischief
Pch picture is okay, that dress however, me wanna. Thats a nice dress.
Nathanfake
you should friend request her on FB
Alastor3
you know, he was being polite while everyone make jokes around here.
MrBiggles1123
When I first saw her I was like, She is a face combo of Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly.
LuigiVampa
Except for some reason I like both of them absurdly more than her
SunnySarah20
Anyone else see some Rachel Leigh Cook a la She's All That?
KimBongChill
I also see a bit of Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christensen, especially in the interrogation scene in VII
NiktNieMozeTegoZrozumiec
For younger me, that's a perfect combination - I had quite the crush on them! And yes, she's very pretty
flobadob782
So Natalie Portman or Kiera Knightly? They look about the same to me!
PalulukanMakto
Yup. Only reasonable explanation is that they're twins seperated at birth.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Kierie Nightport
iliketoflingmonkeypoop
It's my 29th.
jsprankles
Happy Birthday! Mines tomorrow. =)
iliketoflingmonkeypoop
Thank you. Happy early birthday
muleFUEL
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
Happy Birthday!
flyingdutchfrenchman
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
iliketoflingmonkeypoop
Thanks
RickySpanishhhhh
She has a very pornstar-esque tattoo on her foot.
BannedForNSFW03
I zoomed in on her feet.
nasreal
More just basic white girl trendy tattoo. Pornstar tat would be like leopard print or something
KotMroku
My first thought too, but that's nothing to be proud of.
dunedog
The mainish singer for SHEL has those tattoos too. Also: awesome band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XqtI1xbveM
RickySpanishhhhh
That's actually pretty neat. I'm usually skeptical.
dunedog
Skeptical of what? Porny tattoos?
RickySpanishhhhh
No. Music strangers show me on the interwebs
dunedog
That's understandable. SHEL is pretty awesome though. They're all sisters. They did an awesome cover of Enter Sandman.
LamarTheHeadhumper
Jesus, she's only two years older than me. What the fuck am I doing with my life
Blrp0
Well hey you're probably a better actor so you have that going for you.
bud467
Just over 3 years for me. Ugh
Cataleast
I... uhh... She's... ohhh... about twel... goddamnit... never mind. I'll be in the corner weeping.
iamthisguy247
She's 12 years younger than me and has accomplished more. But that's cool. She's a good actress, I'm happy for her.
jsprankles
She's a day older than me. =D
somehapaguy
Quick, make a Star Wars movie
pleaseletmetouchyourbutt
She is very lucky no doubt.
LandManatee
Apparently, humping heads.
AbyssalGigantism
She's only 6 months younger than me what am I doing with MY life!?
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
Not acting obviously.
SprekenZeeChickens
And so it begins.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Something different than her I'm guessing
AdrianDunne
:|
erischilde
9 years younger than me. Fuck
deadpoolssistersarah
I just asked that question
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Humping heads, by the looks of it.
1metalnation
She's a month older than me and I know exactly what I'm doing with my life.
Aggressivesnuggler
The best you can. Keep being you, I believe in you!
Gacva
She is 6 days older that me, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEidley!
whatsubredditthispicturebelongsin
At your age, she was filming Episode VII
shmekie
Being a normal person who wasn't randomly selected at great odds to be rich and famous?
p80t
Screw years of hard work for most of them right
shmekie
It takes a decade to make an overnight success. But also, luck.
TheTitan94
You probably weren't born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Now don't take this as me attacking her. Just observing.
Alastor3
was she born with a silver spoon in her mouth ?
palelegionnaire1204
Her mother's family is English aristocracy, I don't know what her actual circumstances were growing up.
KBiT
Not starring in Star Wars obviously
ShitSteve0Says
I don't think comparing yourself to a famous actor is a great way to judge how impressive your life is.
exeunt
Right but we're gonna do it anyway. I'm 25 and I've done NOTHING
ShaggySnatch7
She 5 years younger than me and i am replying to a comment of someone two years younger than her...wtf am I doing with my life.
zenoshogun
I would tell both of you to get off my lawn if I had one.
keioto
At least we doo my have to maintain a garden. But if I had a garden I could adopt some slobbery giant dog. He can bark at things to get off.
FoeOfFauxPho
WTF am I doing replying to a comment of someone 4 years younger than me?
mmurrbles
YoSoyMilk
She's like 8 months younger than me, speak for yourself.
megodk
4 years for me
DataBender
Try a few years.
vanbarbee
The fact I'm two years older than some Star Wars makes me proud.
LazlarBalor
I would hold her hand at the mall.
PremiumEdition
Id buy some his and her towels
ZombieZooZombieZoo
you sick sunnuva bitch
Kyrorayne
You'd prolly call her by her first name too, you slut
c0nman
LEWD
ASongOfPissAndFarts
I'd have sex with her.
NexiKuro
ShutUpImWorking
Savage
whatsyourpointofview
Left or right ?
GatoSupreme
That's very wholesome
yaFuckingWeapon
i dunno man.... in public? u sure?
Rocketturkeyman
I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery, I would hold her hand at the mall too
ealkrjj
Well, then, let's go everybody! Let's go to the mall.... TODAY!
Elonth
I'd help pay for her acting lessons.
Feinrar
You know who else has hands? The devil! And he uses them for holding.
EminentSlunk
@Rocketturkeyman
Rocketturkeyman
I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery
happenedtomeonce
MericanNightmare
Why?
Alkyone
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/hot-lesbians-ad-bashing-saudi-oil-backfires-on-canadian-oilsands-advocates
xz1099xz
You realize THIS IS RAPE right?Disgusting.
highheelfetish
Why?
callmeMrGawd
People clearly don't get your joke
mrdude88
It's something something Feminist, something something, right?
zebracakes33
Jesus H Christ, you'd probably share a bowl of ice cream with her too, and only use one spoon. You should be locked up. You make me sick.
Stuebydoo
There are some filthy perverts on the internet
alittletime
And supreme vigorous fucking too
SuperLongEmail
danm235
What does the "H" stand for?
domenick91
Hernia
SephiRothIRA
HOLY
Carribeanjerk
Harold
iamthisguy247
Hermoine.
hibsta
Hagrid
Kukusk
Heck
FrenchyVonRichter
Herbert
IamMrSatan
This
TacticalTupperware
Harambe
coldshock
In all seriousness it stands for Hitler.
CannibalisticVegan
hoe
aarhusianer
Homie
Quadropillar
Huebert
Dashin87
Hernandez