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doyouwanttodancewithme
There is such a pay-for-time caffe in Riga, Latvia
blkbox
[citation needed]
Iteki
Raspberry Pi in da haus!
WouldYouLikeToGoBackToMyPlaceBouncyBouncy
SilverCitizen
Here I was, just finishing my 69th can of red bull and about to open my 70th. You're a life saver OP.
xKesis
If he's giving you oral, why kill him?
hannibal1barca
Boris is my kind of president
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Hi, last night I, drank 16 beers while walking a dog I do not know and I also made pizza rolls, would you like to vote for me?
crustymustard
In the novel American Psycho, Bateman lives in the same apartment building as Tom Cruise.
bschoolbrat
horror frog is the wolverine of the animal kingdom
dstarh1
Pretty sure the wolverine is the wolverine of the animal kingdom
JasonD
Imagine being the last guy to leave, just before the brothel closed. "Alright, that's IT! We're done!"
PepeSilviaPepeSilvia
She laced her vagina? So that oral sex would kill him? I'm missing something Important here
balkingtowinnie
she was a vengeful moron.... people be stupid, what can you do.
kaIIe
Yeah, the poison would definitely enter her system as well, if it already hadn't.
commandant
Oral sex on her. Not a bj.
Wolffkran
Marilyn fucking Monroe.
CptTightPants
Well, we don't know who she was fucking. The man was unidentified remember?
Wolffkran
Erryone
nofunatparties
That picture is of a Serval, not a Savannah. Savannah's are a hybrid between domestic cats and Servals.
DoctorWatchamacallit
Cunningham's law is Completely Wrong!
DoctorWatchamacallit
Go ahead... prove the theorem...
GittOffMee
I wonder if it's actually a sociology experiment for kids who cheat on their essay papers...
LearnedCoward
Pi is exactly 3. Am I doing this right?
Frederf
I was surprised that there's a name for a tactic I've been using forever. I thought I was clever and original.
Wyrmknave
Okay.
TonyMac711
"Wait...honey weren't you on the USS John Stennis in 2002?"
Volcanuz
"Yeah, but i only fucked other guys hun. You should know that."
CyberSybar
I hate myself for thinking that the New York businessman did a disservice to humanity.
balkingtowinnie
the definition of white knight right there. spends a million on something just so that no one else sees it lol "Must defend her Honor!"
tenjouutena
The typical dodge here is that he was given the money to buy it and keep it by someone interested in not revealing who the gentleman was.
Mitchz95
What New York businessman?
missy264
Presumably the one who bought the Marilyn Monroe sextape.
CyberSybar
The guy who paid $1.5M on a movie of Marilyn Monroe giving head so that the public would not be available to view it.
FrogPaste
I would go to that Russian restaurant everyday and eat really fucking fast.
Mergul
but not much food. Still, if you're a broke-ass student, you can stuff yourself with coffee and cookies for <$1. 2/2
Mergul
Russian here: they're mostly not for eating, but just for hanging out. There's usually free coffee and cookies, and board games/consoles 1/2
KyleBeach
ohhhhhh so it's not really a coffee shop so much as a hangout place that has fingerfood for guests?
Mergul
Yep, mostly. Some of them are themed, like, there's anime ones with free manga and meidos, board game ones, you get me.
iDrinkDrano
Caffeine guy didn't die from OD. Caffeine guy died because he saw 40k years into the future with that much caffeine. He tasted gaia.
Csel
spice is life
agrumpypenguin
There's a video of the Chris Paul one, it's incredibly moving.
tortsy
One of my favorite sport videos. Didn't his grandfather hold the school record as well?
beardofthesouth
I went to Paul's high school and I haven't heard that before.
Idodeclare
We went to the same high school!
beardofthesouth
yoo what year'd you graduate?
Idodeclare
2006
thedrunkensquirrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuMPVq2YzTk Voila
wotemer
From first look I can tell that these are either total BS or handle the truth rather losely. Example, see reply
wotemer
LotR was in fact meant as "one book" but post war, noone could afford a fucking 3000page-Manifest.it was split for the ppl not the publisher
Csel
he wrote it as multiple books per published volume in any case.
gethiptothewiz
Neil DatAss Tyson
gethiptothewiz
http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/neil-degrasse-tyson-science-boop-with-bowling-ball.gif
CursesAndMutterings
I know I shouldn't feel this way, but the Bosnian couple kinda makes me feel like there's hope for marriages that might have gotten boring.
wolfshades
Betcha that couple likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
My first thought was this: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090214.gif
madeanaccounttosaythis
Oh cmon you can't favorite linked images?
asil
Makes me wonder if it's happened to other couples.
lawrus
There is also no way it's true. They wouldn't exchange names? Pictures? Nothing?
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
So the monkey researchers understand the concept of infinity about as well as the monkeys do.
frankbrodie
I'd still rather read 5 pages of S, than any edition of the Guardian newspaper tbh. With the shit on it even.
IndianaIsWeird
I know this is blasphemy...but I honestly believe the Guardian is trashier and more biased than that fucking rag the Daily Mail
mynameisumair
I don't think it's worse than the Daily Mail..
Mattiks
I want a Savannah...
whutserface
Just get a dog instead.
BossRedguard
But then how will I impress my friends?
n0ro
Make sure it's a wolf dog, beastmaster.
JayAlfredPrufrock
Ditto.
ReptilianOverlord
$ 20,000 for a kitten
Mithi
Start saving, because they ain't cheap.
Rinnosuke
I want one of those and a munchkin. would be hilariously lopsided in that house.
marximusprime
My friend has one. Incredible animals.
slagath0r
please share more :)
DoctorOwly
Only first generation Savannahs are that large. Domestic Servals are usually mistaken for Savannahs. Lesser gens are smaller.
DoctorOwly
They also cost $20,000 for first gen
dryerdoor
So, does masturbating make me a heroin addict?
LordChewie
If so, then I am a junky.
balkingtowinnie
yeah but at least you are not poisoning your body so..... win/win :)
Vedar
As somebody whose tried both, its a similar feeling.
ThatRussian
I want to know how they found this out. Like... Shove people into the MRI and talk them into an orgasm?
LearnedCoward
Masturbating to Wonder Woman makes me a heroine addict.
boccs
phalacee
*Fremantle
whosepigisthis
Freo!
LittleMutt91
Scrolled down just to make sure someone had commented with this
kookas19
Great win over Hawthorn today!
Nabashin
Represent! Duyfken replica ftw.
HannahsaurusRex
I'm glad someone picked up that spelling error. It happens far too often >.<
EddieMcfork
Perth?
Imnotsuprised
Yep
wererat2000
stripsofbacon
Insanity frog
HopeHubris
Africa, actually
Lakathiel
Cunningham's Law: Achieved
roguefox
Why does it have fur???
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
for horror.
justletmesignupalready
Why didn't they call it the wolverine?
Rheios
Canada also seems like a possibility though. =P
germangirl1224
That's because of all the macaroni and cheese they're eating
mycommentsarentimportant
I see what you did there.
dezzmanx
Idc if my kids see dead, bloody butts, but I draw the with clean dead butts.
dezzmanx
*line
Dooood
I think you accidentally a whole word, there.
blackletum
the whole thing
dezzmanx
You did that on purpose right?
Dooood
Yes. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-accidentally
Dooood
More info- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Accidentally
dezzmanx
Everyday is learning day.
Dooood
Indeed.
moreosmoreos
That Amazon thing is completely true. I work in one of those warehouses. They give you great benefits though. It balances out.
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
Do you guys ever consider using go-carts or bikes?
theoxfordcomma
Can you please do an AMA or something? I would love to hear your stories
proxieme
I heard someone interviewed who said that they actually really like the job because of the benefits and the fact that they're staying fit.
mrmatthunt
Working as a picker at Amazon was the worst job I've ever had. It's so mind numbing and monotonous.
confanity
Exercise plus benefits?!
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
Is running allowed? Like, can you practice your marathon skills while getting paid?
KyleBeach
they kinda have ups and downs around here. The couple warehouses for them in the area will pick up hires at a large pay for a short period
KyleBeach
to get an influx of people trying to come in but after like a week or two of that they cut it down so one week you could get hired for 18$
KyleBeach
an hour +benefits the next your stuck at 10 +benefits. About the only consistantly stable jobs at the place are equipment operators like i'd
KyleBeach
do because when you can drive almost any warehouse equipment someone could ever have you can surprisingly easily just say "under 15 an hour?
KyleBeach
no thanks, later big guy".
Glumerlink
I've heard horror stories from the warehouses. Like how they force you to meet a quota and you end up running half the day just to meet it
UH60Mechanic
One was investigated due to bad warehouse conditions.Temperatures upwards 120 degrees, workers being advised not to seek medical attention.
Glumerlink
Honestly that sadly just sounds like bad managers poorly handling a situation where amazon expects fast package delivery
UH60Mechanic
Oddly, it wasn't the warehouse in AZ. It was one in a college town where they were doing really shitty things knowing people needed jobs.
Glumerlink
haha...naturally
TKBarbus
Today I learned working at Costco is great unless it's in Paraguay
crazypicsandstuff
But you can be happy in Paraguay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU
bendeem
i learned that being a disabled costco employee in the netherlands is great, sexy time!
ANDhePRAYS
Plus we make $4.00 extra per hour on sundays,
DomNava
AntiGravity33
Fuck costco. Worked there. Fuck that shit.
creepymustacheguy
For reals though. That owner is a piece of shit.
clownus
The last time people posted on cosco the avg wage was 11$ dollars. The full benefits didn't change. If you look at the side it's around 15$
TheBoomQueen
I started in at $11/hr. I've worked there for 2 years and I now make $12.50/hr. You get raises based on how many hours you work.
eightbitrevolt
Eleven dollars dollars.
clownus
site*
Jolzeres
Also Costco*
Toxonic
Im not too familiar with whats meant by benefits, quick explaination please? :)
kwagenknight
I believe they mean, paid time off-sick and vacation pay, maybe medical benefits paid for by company, 401k benefits matched by company, etc.
clownus
They basically pay for health related things. Dental visits and doctors.