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Japanese mobile phones
Oct 10, 2017 7:02 AM
VampirezKing
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Shardinian
One of them is a Control agent.
IBinPainting
Ricegum at the end there.
tomkingkong
This..this is porn right?
OneEyedBadgerKing
Man, Japanese Porn always has the weirdest intros.
greendogblue
The real joke is the Japanese train that isn’t crammed full of people
ImSuperBad
illeatyourself
Anybody else have no clue what's actually going on?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Moshi moshi!
Affray
I hope the prop guy got a raise after this.
BellsTheorem
Was that last phone using waifu-ai?
KimSupreme7
Ravroz
Toupee phone!
Archaon6044
/r/titlegore
AnExtraCurvyPieceOfDriftwood
Can i get that title in fucking French?
mikeatike
Get Smart shoe phone.
heyheyheylisten
FauxTales
Can I ask why the top gear crew kept getting yelled at for using a cellphone on the trains and busses in Japan
slidewhistlesymphony
Long .gif is long.
zeacorzeppelin10
tempaccount807
Source?
zeacorzeppelin10
Gif bank. I type in cellphone and that's what I got
braillard
Actualdeadpool
This train is far too empty.
Bytencoder
This empty train is too far.
DooksandPooks
It’s the last supper train
MmmCookiePoops
Theres an infinite reality instance where theres adequate seating and infrastructure for big cities. This is that reality.
LiBearington
They're late for work.
Epinephilim
That few people? They're fired if it's any indication of when this train is running.
koboshi
But you can read porn manga all you want even sitting next to a child
the4getful
Aaaand I'm in love
CafeNervosa
The guy with the suitcase phone isn't running out of battery any time soon.
BigJoesCactusWaspAndGlitterbombRanch
did that girl just answer her birth control
BigJoesCactusWaspAndGlitterbombRanch
ah, I commented too early
TonioParadiz
Is that Takeshi Kitano in the end ??
fign37
No, his name is Kato Cha
Maetira
Yeah, I'm thinking so too. Main guy might be Shimura Ken?
macliMovieJunkie
yes
CirB
Looks like Beat Takeshi to me.
johnnyarks
this is bullshit, there's no way they all have service on a train
4528bing
Japanese comedy at its best
Tedermaan
moshi moshi, Adolf desu?
TyphinSkunk
Three business men are sitting in a lobby, waiting on a meeting. The sound of a phone ringing plays from one of them, who then takes (1/6)
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his tie and talks into it. The others look at him, so he explains. "I have a mic and speaker built into my tie, so I always have (2/6)
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my phone with me." The others nod and go back to waiting. Another phone rings, and the second man starts speaking into thin air (3/6)
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while the others watch. Once he finishes, he turns to the others and says, "I have a mic implanted into a tooth, and a speaker into (4/6)
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my ear, so I always have my phone and don't even need to use a hand." The others nod, impressed. The third one squirms, lets out a (5/6)
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massive fart, and says, "Quick, someone pass me a sheet of paper! I'm getting a fax!" (6/6)
thatsuzychick
Fun fact; its consisted very rude to make much of any noise in Japanese trains.
TooMuchTim
I live in Kansai and it's slowly changing. More and more people are talking :/ especially on countryside train lines.
bonsowonderdog
*considered
bonsowonderdog
Oh and *it's
Wiggiwoo
I should move to Japan
MightyGuran
Its rude everywhere but most people dont realize it.
deba94
Good thing this is only a gif
CasuallyDressed
Consisted? Do you mean considered?
fozzibab
I'm sure he/she also meant "it's" instead of "its" and "on" instead of "in", but I think they're just that type of dick which doesn't care.
thepicklebucket
Please turn off the shutter-click on your phone before taking upskirts.
InLaserspinWeTrust
As far as I know this is not possible on japanese phones because of exactly that matter^^
kininini
You can't turn it off on phones in Japan anymore, because upskirt photos was such a big problem.
MasterPrime
Is there ever that much room on a japanese train?
rezpawner
It is on any train in the civilised world.
JHawke
This, talk all you want but PLEASE keep your hard techno on your headphones. Replace hard techno with whatever music/screaming.
blooregardqkazoo
The MBTA Red line in Boston is too loud to hear anything anyway.
radiradi
Particularly answering phones is considered rude.
bebophone
Maybe they are on to something. A loud talker endlessly chatting away can completely ruin an otherwise zen-like train ride.
eetsumkaus
I mean, it's considered rude in the West too, it's just that the people who don't give a fuck aren't raked over coals
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Too bad.....
TheDiaryOfKimJongUn
I lived in Tokyo for a while. Not only is that true but it's frowned upon to talk on your phone in public at all weirdly enough.
SeregRauko
I wish it was like that elsewhere.
LazyTheAssCat
It's rude to do much of anything but walk down the walk, stare disapprovingly at those not walking down the walk, or whatever I dunno japan.
DeusexNihilo
And the barbarians in the west are having phone calls on speaker
112864
silent fart is ok?
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
Is a silent shart ok?
lofar
is ok ✔
MostIndeedlySo
Zyklon-F. Silent, but deadly.
Walkingstickless
Funny video but your title is a mess
Spunkdust
you mean his life is a mess.
DC1888
Funny all are video title a is mess ----
Calasin
your comment is diabolic https://imgur.com/SmQ87Ir
IrvandiIpan
http://hpdeskjetdriver.com
o11c
Still grammatically correct though.
Hauntologist
The entire season was in this gif
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
title funny but your mess is a video
BruisedBananaa
I thought I was having a stroke
IIIHalezIII
terimaki
Squeezit
Don't diss Yoda
Twichy
Ok good, though I was having a stroke.
ArentYouGladYouCanRead
A stronk?! I'll call a Bondulance!
Twichy
No, a stroke not dyslexia.
yellowturtle01
It's a bot
HamRoll
Something tell me it's the literal translation from Japanese
Shakespeare96
Miss*
cleverusername182
I think this was posted by master Yoda.
risiblewilbury123456
Funny joke but comment your mess is a
Shamorza
Reply OK but mess your comment is.
Mxlespxles
Mess is my rebuttal your reply is but OK.
DevonGronka
WHARBLEGARBLEmessWINFARGHTH
JiggleWigglepp
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