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beoluves
Motherfucker needs attention in amounts I believed impossible
TisIChenoir
What's great is that with each word out of his mouth, I get to despire Ol' Musky a bit more. Boy am I lucky. Yo think I admired the guy...
Op19
It's a fucking python script, i don't care what it looks like if it produces the desired result. He asked how to run it...
graehall
This is well worth a read @OP, he's so full of shit: https://slate.com/technology/2022/05/elon-musk-tesla-twitter-fables.html
thepuppeteer777
sevenfingerman
He thinks he a Stark, but he’s actually a Stone
heteroscedastic
Two stupid people arguing about their pollution hobby/grift.
Racealistic
When you have mega pints of wealth, you can piss your life away on Twitter being a tool.
countervail247365
joe6paques
I’ve never seen someone self-destruct so fast.
TCGView
Does Elon think he is winning these arguments he starts?
hotdoginathermos
PHONY STARK
nojustsayitdont
A crypto bro and a tech chode walked into bar...they both sucked d**k. The end. At least a Tesla is worth something.
aChungusAmongUs
*checks pockets* … sorry, don’t have a fuck to give
MustHailSagan
androidspud
If Tesla's are so great he should share them with everyone so we don't have to rely on fossil fuels
Murmull
He did make teslas patents open source..
orzhvopatriarch
I am fully willing to believe that the cocreator of Dogecoin also sucks, just like Elon
Orc6000
Sure, Elon Musk is a huge douche… but why do we believe this other guy?
ProgeriaProstitutes
I don't care who's right. If you're trash talking over the internet you've lost already.
LarvaLamp
PetCamperProject
making it constantly on the headlines and talking about him is exactly what this POS wants. can't we just ignore him and his shit and moveon
Ibeenhanginaround
Damnit I can’t escape “news”about this chode.
MustHailSagan
TheMightyMoto
Musk is such a pity child.
Betterbecauseofthem
MagicalHamFlaps
so Elon Musk's come back is basically yeah well he sucks
kojenk
More of a "no u suck!". The lamest of come backs, repeating the other guys line back.
MustHailSagan
He took the bait and shit the bed
MagicalHamFlaps
honestly i do not get how Musk has so many fanboys, even a cursory google search shows what a chode he is
JamesAxlerWasRight
Didn't the Dogecoin dude basically say that he has no idea why people are buying it because he made it as a joke?
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
People bought it because Elon bought it & hyped it up. But narcissists are a fickle mistress. Hell hath no fury like a narcissist ridiculed.
ImpliedConsent
He was never a huge supporter of it. He bought the website and did some early work, but Billy Markus is the primary founder.
JohnBigboote74
He has 12 year old kids? I thought his kid was the toddler whose name looks like the password from WarGames.
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ijustmadeanaccounttoargue
I didn't know either and had to google it. Apparently he has adult/near adult kids. Twins and triplets. lol
Chereazi
He's got 8 children and has been divorced 3 times. Signs point to "he's an unbelievable asshole"
MikeReese9
Yeah, the first one might not be on you, but after the third, the common denominator shows..
Cheomesh
Well he also married women each time.
razark
My gods, how accomplished he must be!
MikeReese9
?
llamallamadingd0ng
cosinewave
And Elon Musk knows something about being a tool.
roastnear682
So i find it odd that raging on the uneducated is cool. Assuming this is true.
NotAHugeSpider
But tools are usef-...
FellaWithUmbrella
ThePunnyGuy
But tools are actually useful.
MustHailSagan
DaveSamsonite
He’s so immature.
SleeperXib
Wealth is wasted on the wealthy.
theDogter
Takes one to know one
kitjay21
No tools are useful.. Elon is not useful so he's less than a tool.
LucidAftermath
Yeah, I don't know what his deal is lately... I love SpaceX and NASA, so I used to follow him... thought he had good ideas. But lately...
AMPM2020
same, I really thought he was just eccentric, but good. boy, am I disappointed in myself for not seeing who he really is.
EccentricNut
Will he show us his kids' code too, for comparison?
mrthewhitee
He'd have to have a relationship with there in order to obtain it, so no.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
Doesnt he have like a zillion kids?
Quebeker
10 print “hello” // 20 goto 10
mrthewhitee
He'd have to have a relationship with there in order to obtain it, so no.
LogarithmicRhinoceros
You think he speaks to any of his children?
MustHailSagan
Yes but only in binary code
TheN8
It's not binary of they're all zeroes...
WehWehWeh
I legit didn’t even know he had any other than the one with the weird name.
DarthDrizzt42
I think he's got 4/5 others. Famously their mom had a miscarriage and a day later he went "...you're still not over this?"
LogarithmicRhinoceros
He has like, 8. I don’t blame you for not knowing, he barely seems to either.
MustHailSagan
His son is the code X Æ A-Xii
rbudrick
I just got minus 30 lives entering that in Contra.
ataradov
Careful, if you say this out loud in his presence he will self destroy. You may summon Cthulhu as well in the process.
SideEffectsOfJuice
I fail to see any downsides in this. Especially if the summoning happens.
Noahbalboa82
I don't know why some people hate their newborns
EccentricNut
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Pictures you can hear
TI99Kitty
Donk!
Cabreza
How would Musk know what good code looks like? He barely knows how to code himself.
roastnear682
Sauce which language? Proof live by the sword. Perl. Java c++ MACHINE. php dB ll?
MarkySpaceMagnet
Does he know how to code, I thought he just pays people to code, and then contracts their ideas away from them.
Sapotaattori
I would assume he knows something, because he started with paypall. How deeply is another question.
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
He used to make video games... They were probably bad.
rumandbass
He made a game in basic. He likely understands the fundamentals of coding but nothing modern.
FractalB
He made one single video game when he was 12 named Blastar and sold it to a game magazine for 500$.
RednapxpandeR
Minecraft: Emerald Rich Boy Edition
Tyaldan
Hes starting to Trump himself up. Literally. Lie enough and spend enough money (buying twitter ie) and you can say whatever you want.
ballsoutflyer
Starting? He's been the trump of tech for a good while now.
Tyaldan
Yeah, fair, but i meant it more as in moving into the political arena. He got extra political when he started courting republican opinion
SomeDetroitGuy
Hey, now, he spent like 2 years as a junior developer without any education in computer science and then had all his code thrown out.
ballsoutflyer
So much for that degree, eh?
ChainmailleAddict
HEY DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT I'M GETTING BETT- oh you mean Elon
PicassoCT
Real good code everyone can read
MustHailSagan
He and grimes peaked at coding when they named their kid
PooPculture
Raptorrat
Leaving this here: https://xkcd.com/327/
razark
Bullshit. Any good coder knows that you give things meaningful names.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
Sageypie
Think we'd all be better off if Elon started coding, if-y'know-H'what-I-mean
FuckTammy
SarahPlsz
He's coding! *Proceeds to leave crash cart exactly where it is and finish lunch* someone turn off that alarm
EatingBloodOrangesToStaveOffCannibalism
To be fair, the Dogecoin guy being a shit coder would make sense, considering cryptobros general intelligence. Musk is still a shithead tho.
flarflarf
naw palmer is ok. He spun up dogecoin as a joke to show how easy it was.
tracereading
Wasn't dogecoin literally for shits and giggles? Or am I mistaking something?
gerf
It was, but someone determined that we all hate Musk now. IDK, follow the crowd or you'll get steamrolled!
flarflarf
Elon has determined that we hate Elon.
graehall
Not liking a bad person is sensible: https://slate.com/technology/2022/05/elon-musk-tesla-twitter-fables.html
IssacCox
Yes. It was (literally) a meme crypto poking fun at real cryptocurrency
Sageypie
Feel kind of bad for the dude, honestly. Makes a meme crypto and the cryptobros just buy into it. He inadvertently became his own enemy
Kakeukh
CryptoPoe's law...
Deadmanwalkn
Dude got rich from a joke, I don't feel bad for him at all lol
InfocalypseRising
Still waiting on literally any evidence that Musky knows how to do anything besides steal and talk shit
CandidGamera
It propelled his spiritual peer into the Oval Office once, so he probably considers that enough.
Einer
His bank account is evidence.
Bhargo
evidence that he is the heir of an apartheid mine
Einer
Which is fake news.
TheOvy
After four years of Trump, one would think you'd realize that wealth and competence aren't correlated
Einer
Except if you listen to Musk, and not read only things on imgur, you will find his competence in 5min.
TheOvy
Listen, and you find idiocy: https://www.forbes.com/sites/joewalsh/2021/03/13/elon-musks-false-covid-predictions-a-timeline/?sh=8c892bd5b6d2
Einer
is he in business of covid?
razark
Evidence of the fact that he knows how to steal and take credit for other people's work?
Einer
Are you one of those kids thinking that money comes only from robbing others?
razark
Nah, I'm not a kid, and there are plenty of people that work for their money. Musk just isn't one of them.
Einer
You clearly are a kid and have no idea how much he works and what he is doing.
brianterrel
Sure, here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceXLounge/comments/k1e0ta/evidence_that_musk_is_the_chief_engineer_of_spacex/
brianterrel
Musk is a fucking tool, but that doesn't mean one should buy all the propaganda against him.
68people
That's all typical PM stuff with a HEFTY layer of brown nosing.
68people
"I mean I've met a lot of super super smart people but they're usually super super smart on one thing and he's able to have conversations"
68people
People get overly impressed with knowledge about rockets rather than other other things.
68people
"He’s like, “You guys are taking the easy way out; we need to take the hard way""
brianterrel
Sure, which you'll note, are skills beyond stealing and talking shit. Dude's a good PM with deep technical knowledge of rocketry, and an ass
brianterrel
Someone should take away his coke and phone, (and charge him with securities fraud) but that doesn't mean he's devoid of any positive traits
Chriswagon1
They made similar comments about my managing director, gets involved, knows his stuff etc, after he was fired for the product being a
Chriswagon1
Complete disaster, everyone changed their tune, he interfered, cut corners, and rushed an unfinished product to market
Chriswagon1
The truth may have been somewhere in the middle but those people work for him, they won't say anything bad while he pays their bills
Murmull
And who pray tell is gonna fire Elon?
brianterrel
Most of those people have left SpaceX years ago. Also, SpaceX consistently is making products which massively outclass their competition.
BastardMan1977
Here come the Elon Musk defenders to hide behind their downvotes like the cowards they are!
Mindshard
Just like on election day in the US, all the Trump supporters were super vocal on here thinking he'd win, now silent downvotes again.
PicassoCT
Such a man, not like me in my basement.. A remnant of a bygone Era./s
SomeDetroitGuy
I'm downvoting Musk's idiotic statement AND the idiot cryptoboy grifter antagonizing him.
ImpliedConsent
Jackson Palmer hasn’t been involved in crypto since 2015. He basically bought the dogecoin website and then billy Markus took it from there.
roastnear682
Would you know good code if you seen it. Follow the science. Also there is Always a child who codes better. Name a coder you admire.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Elon is a piece of shit... but y'all really need to stop blaming folks for downvoting things they already know, or don't care about
MustHailSagan
LoquaciousDude
Downvoted the post cus posts about this loser is a waste of time, its giving him attention when he warrants none.
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Bhargo
He doesnt need anyone to hold his beer, he can hold it himself while he pays other people to put his name on their work.
razark
"Hold my beer while I use other people's work to build up my own reputation."
sambaah05
On the other side are people attacking Musk just to attack. I dont like Musk. But he's right. Look at the code. It's middle school quality.
tr26
Is that why he struggled to run it?
SomeDetroitGuy
You'd think that you'd post it if you wanted people to look at it.
sambaah05
Other people found it as easily as I did, but here you go: https://gist.github.com/ummjackson/ff58651f2804227e5e09b54abc5e8cb1
BastardMan1977
Musk is a douche-flavored republican chode. I will verbally assault him every chance I get.
sambaah05
Even if he does something good?
SomeDetroitGuy
One time he gave a few Internet terminals to a few Ukrainians. That was cool. Basically the only time he's done anything good, though.
SomeDetroitGuy
I can list a couple dozen things he's done bad, starting with trying to destroy the non-Tesla EV market.
BastardMan1977
Please wake me up when Musk does something good. Please.
sambaah05
I don't know what he does that's good. Was just a question.
EchoPMIM
Personally I'm still hoping he'll run Twitter into the ground and it will go away. Doing something good *intentionally* on the other hand...
cosinewave
Many of them believe he is a genius that invented electric cars and space travel.
Einer
No one who knows anything about the topic thinks that and he didn't said such thing either.
BastardMan1977
Narrator: He did not.
MustHailSagan
RevLegoFoot
False: no Musk-boi has ever realized that so far.
ToasterDent
"Elon Musk, the founder of Twitter..." /s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SfXoCj4TLk
ToasterDent
And the inventor of the light bulb and the tunnel: https://youtu.be/QXxeyOVpnCU?t=141
tagiau
Many of them believe he founded Tesla, instead of using daddy's money to buy a founder spot.
Einer
He didn't use daddys money. He had money from Paypal sale.
Revicus
And how'd he get that?
Einer
Venture capital
FentuckyCriedKhicken
I work in Tesla but I'm not his fan. They made him literally a cult leader here and it's super uncomfortable. He didn't actually invent or
mikebcarson
Same. The amount of musk fanboys at the Gigafactory is insane
MustHailSagan
Be careful @FentuckyCriedKhicken musky will ban you from Tesla, Space X, and Twitter. Or he will just call you a tool 50/50 toss up
lysani
Didn't he back out of the Twitter deal recently?
Emiloo74
Sort of. He's manipulating the market right now.
FentuckyCriedKhicken
I don't even want those things and am ready to work elsewhere. They're too culty here for me ?
FentuckyCriedKhicken
I don't even want those things and am ready to work elsewhere. They're too culty here for me ?
Cr4zyC4tLady
Yeah you should find work elsewhere, it can’t be a healthy culture in that workplace
FentuckyCriedKhicken
Build anything all by himself, everyone's work is in it. The electric cars the rockets, he's not a god but some of the staff think otherwise
dirtcreature
Steve Jobs anyone?
TheEmeraldProphylactic
More like Jonas Salk (polio vaccine). Took all the credit (his team worked almost a decade), supposedly during his press conference you 1/
TheEmeraldProphylactic
Can see members of his team crying as they shuffle away, having received no credit for what was maybe the worlds greatest, newest discovery
Einer
Did he said anywhere that he did it himself?
FentuckyCriedKhicken
does any cult leader claim to be god? No. They only claim to be a gateway. Like elon subtly claims to be the way of humanity himself.
Einer
when did he claimed to be god?
dirtcreature
Sorta, but that doesn't matter - imgur still thinks what he has done was easy...
Revicus
No; he needn't. He accomplishes managing that impression by just keeping his name out in front of anyone else's at every possible moment.
Einer
So we talk about your projections then, not what he is actually doing.