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Jun 13, 2025 3:38 PM
JasonM1
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moecurlylarry
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DOcelot1
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wuzzyvear
How bout them apples?
BlueValentine99
I took my girl in an apple orchard and I came in cider
walaishy
Damn, I thought this was the US after an ICE sweep.
MaleekTheFreak
Thats gonna be sloppy first, then rich humus next
cousteau
Mmmm, hummus
Lardidar
That’s going to be one MASSIVE pie!!!
redtruck
Sauce?
duffman3335
Someone call Bulmer's.
cousteau
Before the orchard thieves come.
ReelPoop
One Week Later...drunk wild animals
IceWeaselX
And the smell... oh lord, the smell.
Blast4Cash
That's just Irish ppl every day
BadPunsAplenty
Apfell
twelvoclocklevel
Streudel!
DutchBoeremeisie
No, that's a good pun. For shame!
BadPunsAplenty
Golden, even. And thank you.
Cornflakes91
surprise german
Toqom
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Cornflakes91
is this intentionally horribly wrong
KenzoFKC
Wait, a hurricane - in - IRELAND???
theworldcouldbeflat
Hurricane "week" is starting next month, in late July.
LebistusReticulatis
Ireland gets the left overs from the States
Mioly
The arse end of a hurricane, not even technically a hurricane by the time it got to us, pretty sustained winds but Florida wouldn't bat an eyelid
cousteau
It's in the middle of the Atlantic and has zero mountains. Yeah, hurricanes are not uncommon. Ireland is wimdy in general.
cousteau
(maybe not full strength hurricanes, but still)
RetrogradeLlama
They all become cider or juice now.
thisistheusernamethatneverendss
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Hope they all ended up at the magners distillery
theskepticinme
I’m here for it
cousteau
Money's on cider.
moistsox
Or brandy
Evenmoreuselessname
Release the pigs. Nice fat hogs for market in a short time.
RetrogradeLlama
Hey, I'm not that fat!
MuttMonkey
Have you tried the apples? They are delicious.
RetrogradeLlama
No, but I think I will.
kratlusker96
Don't it's a trap
Kyzyl
Pretty. and also sad.
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
They have machines to collect them, and they can be made into cider.
n0n53n53
how do you make a machine into cider?
StarmineRendezvous
Does it blend? The answer is always yes.
Dagordae
A very robust blender and an industrial press. It tastes absolutely terrible.
NowhereMan313
Unless, of course, you're Michel Lotito.
haggerton
Don't knock it til you tried it.
MightyIink
The bad news is this will attract lots of bugs and animals... The good news is the ground will be well fertilized for next year.
PirateRubberDuck
I'm my garden a fallen apple will have a slug on it in minutes.
TheFastpaws
Slugs killed my strawberry plant of several years. Fuck slugs!
PirateRubberDuck
You could try planting garlic between the strawberry plants. That is supposed to work well, but I haven't tried it myself yet.
TheFastpaws
I'll try that next time then. It was a good plant while it lasted. It came back every year.