Phone Dump’a’Rump

Apr 26, 2019 2:20 AM

ControlWarrior

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#9 Ha..hahah...HAHAHHAH

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#35

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I wanna be more like William Hobbs

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....screaming loudly.....

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Little tip for any stoners that want "giant McNuggets," McDonald's sells chicken tenders.

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Gotta love those last 2! #49 #50

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#4 truly news worthy shit right there.

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#1 Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

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Excellent dump. Nearly every meme worth an upvote. 5/7. Bask in your glory @op, you beautiful bastard

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#39 source?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tags are accurate

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are mine now.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

v

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I've never judged Furries but not been into it either. But JFC, I would go doggy with that navy girl in that suit any day.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

just make sure its a girl in the suit first

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Russia: *exists*

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But what if these things happened... to white Americans...

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Trump's reelection campaign: *exists*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People always shit on British food but frowijg up in an English city British food is basically the local curry house, fish and chips, (1)

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(2) and the mediocre Italian restaurant that everyone says is owned by the mafia to launder money. Also a bunch of other ethnic restaurants.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(3) plus pub food, which yeah not spectacular but it's good if your country is drenched in rain 24/4/12/365

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Work intelligently* Adverbs, people.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I thought it was part of the joke

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh dear no. Don't rub your eyes. It's already on your hands.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#46 so which one wins between "I can't sell you a cake because of-" and "You can't buy a cake from here because of-"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Re "cut my life into pizza this is ny last brie tort" i 100% thought "avocado" meme that came next was partnof the song.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I spy ifunny

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wrong Flag

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A more pressing question about Naruto; ever think he got busy with his own sexy clone ninjutsu?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The only downside would be he would remember his clones feelings and stuff like that...

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In his place, would you even consider not doing it?

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did he fuck big frog

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#1 I'm gonna be that guy. This is super dangerous for them. They can and do die doing this. Always cut your rolls before letting them play.

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Thank you for being that guy! That picture always bothers me, it doesn't look like he could get out on his own.

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M'fukr made me scroll all the way back to the top because I couldn't remember #1...Is this like a legit problem with snake squirrels?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It is. New owners let them play with them thinking it's harmless. Many a ferrorist has been lost to these bad boys.

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Like if left unsupervised or what? How does it kill em?

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So they are small but not that small. So they can get in those but the rolls compress their bodies, slowly suffocating them.

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Story time! Okay ready? One time when I was 15 years old a bunch of friends and I were getting High in a garage. Well during the course

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Of getting high we happened to see a very large spider crawl out onto the floor beneath us. I decided to hulk smash, waffle stomp@

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This behemoth of an arachnid ASAP. Much to my suprise this spider was pregnant. Countless tiny little spiders poured out of its body and

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Scattered everywhere in the garage. Fuck pregnant spiders! Not actually though..like I’m not advocating spider sex.inter species spider sex

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Oh if anyone was has interested as I was, jack Douglass book is 305 dollars on amazon

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#4 so I guess I’m a furry now.

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The PathOwOgen has spread

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UwU

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I suppose you think you're awfully clever...

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As clever as I am cute, awfully so.

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Oh no, another victim of SCP-3312.

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Is it weird that his swords seem to have some kind of recoil when activated? Never noticed that with any other character.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

He's a rebuilt creature with lanky arms, plus he's CGI

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Yea but him being cgi only means that someone had to purposefully put that little movement in

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Could be the metal “muscle” engaging to ignite the saber. In a similar “vein” to actual muscles firing and appearing to twitch.

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Might very well be!

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Could be that force users can properly stance themselves without recoil, while grievous can only use a lightsaber without force powers

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But why would a lightsaber have any recoil? How do they even work at all, is it really light coming out of them? Do lasers have recoil?

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Nerd- SCIENCE! Geek- MAGIC!

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I thought it was the other way around... nerd being for pop culture, and geek being for academics... or did i misinterpret?

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I always had it flipped with geek being like "dork" not necessarily academic but passionate and knowledgeable about niche topics.

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Nah you right

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Nerds are bookish and academic. Geeks are enthusiasts of one particular topic.

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Fuckin nerd.

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Fuckin'-a.

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That last one tho!

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#50 for the lazy

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I doubt that's official red cross merch. Whomever made it is gonna have a bad time with their legal team.

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not if he's from kentucky, then it's just his town name...

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Because the red cross is known for copyright trolling products with red plusses on them?

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Yes, actually..

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Source? Not that I don't believe you, I'm just curious and since you're stating it I put googling it on you.

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