Mydadisgone
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me irl
Yeah, they just took a pic of me while I was sleeping and thought "might as well use it"
me irl
AFUCKINGWHITEMALE
My pet hamster hacked my phone
GabrielVilleda
JohnKal
#20 I'm crying
ScourgeOf
Damn, some of those were pretty hardcore.
tokenhooker
He has pics with his clothes on too, you stupid bitch.
StillbornGod
ger?
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
Trying to maintain composure like -
FinValkyria
I always upvote Toothless
ghostanom
Hey, you're not fooling anyone. You're not a real dragon.
LahSmile
Toothless!
smaug777000
thought #9 was just childish, not all that cringey
suicideclintonbullets
Wild corn dogs...
myotherfistisapenis
Lost it at "Wild Corn Dogs"
ReverendEskimobob
#15 http://imgur.com/OJuw3K9
WalrusWrastler
That wasn't cringey that was fucking hilarious
TheGreatValkyrie
Agreed.
chimneyspooper
Had to stop after #6 it was too much for me.
AncientWeapons
I didn't understand that one, could you explain it to me please?
doesntgetmorearabthanthis
#32
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
I love the way gonads are just a social construct!
viastupidity
IDownvoteAndReportStuff
People faking rape charges deserve some serious prison time + psyche treatment
KarlaOm
I'm using that line from #1
huft
But, "berry my dick" tho
dennydorko
"berry"
IFrickinLoveSharks
My boyfriend's used that line on me before...
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
I'm using that line from #10
fezzesRcool
That one didn't make me cringe at all, I legit laughed so hard! I'm 31/F and that line could work on me. Bravo King Arthur, Jr.
iLynux
I'd expect imgur to praise that lil kid as a badass or something.
KungPowDicken
To be fair if I was his age or she was of legal age I'd say/think the same thing.
Godzalo
That last guy is definitely a molester...
Demonsmakemyinsidestickle
i dunno, he seems legit.
DONALDTRUMPUSA
cringed so hard i think my bones are dryer tubes now
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Wtf is a dryer tube?!?
brinormous
Cakelesscake
Boneitis
reasonablemoron
My only regret...
owyisus
cuz they were dry tubes before... but now they are dryer
MoreInternetsPlease
What does this mean?
CaptainGrowler
Yes
YouCapturedMe
Cringed so hard he crinkled
cyno01
http://linda091130.en.ecplaza.net/20.jpg
mrskeItal
these make #24 look not cringey... but it is so cringey in any other context
ThatWierdOne
No cringe for me.. Looks like common stupidity
rainb0w0range
At least this "cringe" dump was not 100% trolls and half-assed jokes OP didn't get. On the other hand we had fake-rape-psycho-girl AGAIN.
N00blett
Nothing says you're a molester more than writing "I'm not a molester" as your self summary.
Tastesicle
You sure? 'Cause I'm going over to see him tomorrow... he said he wasn't a molester, now I'm worried?
Kudoskid
I think the mlp guy seemed more molesty to me.
EvilBrainAngelHeart
I'm gonna start writing "I am not a millionaire" in my description.
introtothevert
Unless his name is Chester.
captaingrump
I'm too hungover to be clever about this, but you should call these posts Cringe Binges. Ok I'm gonna go die now. Don't drink absinthe, kids
Kingsmia
Was it awesome before the hangover tho?
captaingrump
The absinthe? I probably won't drink it again. It's stupidly bitter and crazy strong, and it just makes you really drunk. Beer is better.
Kingsmia
Bummer I thought it was supposed to be "memorable" hope you feel better :)
peoniesinkittylitter
The one with the 'likes' and the 'puppy' made me sad. The dad was so mean. Not :) at all.
EnigmaRequiem
Like the kid is being sorta obnoxious, but as a parent that kind of response would never be justified.
NaMaParus
the twitter feed from #16 is filled with "fie pls" "people who xy should jus kill themselves" and "get deadly deseasy xy" fuck her
lastoneever
10/10 good day
bob3rt
I am just commenting to say that #2 Dad is a fucking savage. Holy shit.
Lulumegan
I guess I'm the only one that thought that sound really fake?
falloutmonk
That's not savage, that's cringe worthy. What a terrible father. You dont say that stuff to your kid. He probably thinks he's a bad ass.
yougloriousbastardyou
#6 so, so very sad. Who takes a sleeping selfie
beansandcornbreadandgreens
bae caught me slippin
doesntgetmorearabthanthis
U must have misread...It was actually the person in front of him that took the picture, then they told him about it and he thought why not?
yougloriousbastardyou
XD classic excuse, love it
pondababaoriley
"hey, i took this pic of your photogenic face while you were lightly napping, thought you might like it lol!"
yougloriousbastardyou
To be fair it happens a lot, especially through the cracks between airline seats
fossaattack
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snuzzled
It reminded me of this:
imjusttoowhite
No, dude, you carry the one. It's eleventy-ten.
xmagnummgx
eleventy-o
NamesAreStupid
I got a tenty for ya
GuardsmanMiku
to be fair, although yeh it equals 110, at a glance it looks like it should equal 100, even though it doesnt
benyscott
No it's 4
theritz22
Did anyone else need to use a calculator?
EnigmaRequiem
I didn't need a calculator but I had to think way too hard about it. We're talking a minute of staring into space like a moron.
KrobStudio
Ten ten ten ten....
SomeMoistenedBint
Twenties and them fifties bitch.
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blindtrucker
No. 6 & 6 & 4 & 4 is twenty. Yeah.
Zanano
Common core?! Is that you!?
sliceof3point1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993
That baby can't be real
rufiobangarang
It looks like Alf is the baby-daddy.
SugarSmack
Its like a munchichi fucked a troll doll.
deltajesus
It's like an avocado had sex with an older, uglier avocado...
McBook
It's like Freddie Krüger fucked a topographical map of Ohio
mcg2017
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
muisverriet
Appropriate it has thr name Jason, it looks worse than Jason Voorhees.
sogermanithurts
Babys look like this when the mother abused alcohol during pregnancy..
TheDespot
It looks like a man-Monkey hybrid.
aNOBODYONHERE
My son just did the project for school where u have to keep a baby for the weekend and they look just like this...
RevolutionOnHerLips
puppymonkeybaby
IAmTheGoldenGod
Puppy. Monkey. Baby b
rickeyspanish
I bet they had to put tinted windows on his incubator, so he didn't scare anyone
tokenhooker
Lmao
AnIdiotWhoShouldBeShot
Some of them were actually more hilarious than cringe-worthy
scooterific
The only one that really had me like wtf was #1 and how she's like 13 but 2.5k people liked it
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
#1 is equal parts both
rickeyspanish
That Dad was savage af
YoMammaTheLlama
The upsexy guy
UrsaUrsa
#10 tho
angelus6
First pic started a meme on certain boards...
girltalk
"I am not a molestor". There, now I'll get some swipes.
YodasLeftEar
"this is a virgin"
KeeleonOhms
Many of these are pretty obviously jokes.
JohnFloorwalker
I will berry my dick so far in ur ass whomever removes it shall be crowned King Arthur.
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
*whoever. Subject pronoun, not object pronoun.
JohnFloorwalker
I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas.
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
That's, uh, good, I guess. If you're into that sort of thing. Good for you.
slapmychipsup
That's kids a god damned genius
CloisteredMoistOysters
I admire the headphones kid.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Isn't that the Bieber video people used to use on chatroullette to trick girls into showing tits?
alexatrf21
Yes. Don't ask me how I know that. But yes.
WilliamHuskerAdama
Sadly, it's fake.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
"I'm gunna shove these headphones so far up your ass you'll be able to hear your colon as it produces SHIT"
HatsAreEssential
What's up sexy guy has a career as a comedian with that kind of self deprecating humor!
Vacationdad
I legitimately laughed out loud at that
NahhhhTopppennngaaaNaNaMeeesieBaBaaa
"I'm sweet Dee and the jokes on me!"
SucksToSuckNerd
The car jacking one always gets me. I read her response very neutral, almost like a robot.
IfYouDontFinishYourCommentIWill
I didn't see a car jacking one.
wolfcheese
It's the tweets with the shirtless black guy
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
Try with a GLaDOS voice, it becomes even better.
getthismanabeer
That would be #29 and yes. She served that shit up ice cold.
Williciousness
The Android from Dark Matter
QuiveringKittens
Good show
tpgrossmark
I think the corn dog one is fake but I still thought it was really funny
Thisismyusernamedealwithit
It is and the best part is that he has no idea how it got viral lol
kpx0
Definitely a deliberate joke.
JimBongosognoBmiJ
Oh, cattails are edible. Not tasty, but edible nonetheless. At least, if the Long Dark is anything to go by.
PastaIsLife
Are they nutritious?
MOTHERFUCKINGFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSTER
TLD FUCK YEAH
getthismanabeer
I dunno, it made me
ProneHub
What is this
getthismanabeer
A cattail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Of6_h2vTBM
cemeterymeri
What in the hell is that?
shinymetalassassin
A corndog.
getthismanabeer
A cattail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Of6_h2vTBM
stratus41298
Cistem. Fuck I hate people.
Ssssssssssss
Don't feel bad. That person can't get most good jobs because they were dumb enough to get a tattoo that can't be covered by clothes.
stratus41298
That's what I always tell my stupid friends. Neck, forearms, calves. The forbidden zones for square jobs.
PandoraWraith
Calves aren't bad, I have one on my calf and have no problems getting jobs. So long as whoever has the tat wears pants to the interview.
stratus41298
Truth, as long as its a pants only job.
Ssssssssssss
At least calves and forearms you can wear long sleeves! Neck is literally like 'fuck my shit up, fam'.
stratus41298
Yeah, seriously. I think its tacky anyways. You're not a warrior. Unless you are, then go for it. Chances are they don't care. Lol.