Flask

Feb 15, 2018 7:17 AM

branig

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Flask with a secret shot glass

Is he drinking in his car?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Neat

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that is cool !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool and useless at the same time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The cup is more for sniffing to enjoy the work the distillery had done. Sipping comes later.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a beginner flask. For the newbs who are like, wait, drinking from flask is a bit alcoholicy. Oh wait, this comes with a cup, OK!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But it’s Jameson’s...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

isn't a flask already a big shot glass?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that, is magical.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

what's the cup for?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think the word everyone is looking for is redundant.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Damn i want one,but from Glenlivet.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

yes but whiskey that nice would need a smaller cup, (im poor enough already)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they're cheap. $10 then put glenlivet on it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alcoholism supports great ideas

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

alcoholics g to meetings. We're DRUNKS dammit !

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Necessity is the mother of all invention, though I don’t know if the cup is really necessary.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ummmm.....where can I get one of those?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My functioning alchoholism has gotten to the point where a flask that size does nothing. I learned that this last weekend.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Couldn't think of a better place than the from seat of a car to demonstrate this product.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This just made me squeal in excitement. How does one obtain this!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you cook food and boil water at the same time on a flask?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jameson, prolly the 2nd most important Irish invention right behind potatoes! \m/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please explain why you need a cup for a flask... a FLASK.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Drinking from a flask doesn't allow you to smell the contents, which dramatically diminishes the taste. The cup solves that problem.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always assumed that if you take a flask somewhere smelling the contents wouldnt be on the list of things to do that day

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have one. It's not as useful as you'd think #1 since it's collapsible it's not sturdy and can collapse if someone accidentally taps it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Equals, spilled booze everywhere

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The local Jameson rep gives them out like candy on St Patrick's day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A solution to a problem nobody had

8 years ago | Likes 485 Dislikes 3

Well, if you're carrying a flask, you might have a problem. A drinking problem. Those spouts are too small. Pours too slowyly.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the American way!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Except it's Irish Whiskey. Ignore the above post as it was done without proper caffeine intake.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We drink Jameson in America. And known for buying unneeded things. You're good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the F-35!

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Eh, debatable.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

The only consistent good thing about that plane is job security for mechanics.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have one of those and the cup collapsed when it was full. Such a waste. I still cry thinking about it some nights

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you need a flask full of booze to get through the day, you might be an alcoholic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s pretty cool but don’t people usually just drink straight from the flask?

8 years ago | Likes 423 Dislikes 6

It’s considered bad manners.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

peasants

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Was thinking the same thing, kinda defeats the purpose

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

If you can spare the 15 seconds to pour out a shot, you aren’t an alcoholic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so you can share or seem less of an alcoholic around friends/family

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 2

They all know.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Share???

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Right? Fuck off an get yer own.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like adding a cup to your portable liquor setup makes you look like more of an alcoholic, like you've really put some thought into it

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Normally yes, but since it comes with it you can claim it was a gift and if filled with kool-aid!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aaahh the old kool aid and pcp gag.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Less of an alcoholic while having a portable shot glass???

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alcoholics don't need a glass

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I happen to carry a flask around at parties or social things, i pour in glasses for my mates, drink from the flask myself

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You ever get weird looks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And my mates also have flasks. It's just how we roll

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Na, as said it's at primarily at parties

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flasks have a very narrow neck so it's kind of annoying to drink straight from them

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

Suck harder.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and Jameson is sipping whiskey anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If by sipping you mean a bottle a night then yeah....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're wasting valuable booze capacity with that indentation in the flask!

8 years ago | Likes 1570 Dislikes 3

This is a "I'm going to the kitchen" flask.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You beat me to it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What does it say about us?? That was my first reaction as well... are we alcoholics?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A great gift for the alcoholic on the go

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s called style. How else will they know I’m a gentleman when I’m face down in the street?!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. If the flawsk is slightly longer and wider than a standard one by just a bit, it'll make up the lost volume.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Id rather have the full longer and wider flawsk

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

All things in good measure. Some prefer a cup to the spout.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some cunts!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

See everyone who thought this including me immediately after looking at this gif is a budding alcoholic.

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Less alcoholic, more seasoned drinker who doesn't waste alcohol space

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, an alcoholic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

idk I don’t even like alcohol that much but if they’re gonna do it wrong I’m gonna be just as mad as the dedicated drunk that was my father.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I‘m not an Alcoholic! Alcoholics got to meetings

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like to refer to myself as a 'seasoned drinker'. My friends, on the other hand, call me 'a drunken mess'

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean... It's a fucking flask. No one NEEDS to creep around with booze in their pocket. It's an object pretty well suited to alcoholics.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not all of us are budding, sweet cheeks.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm full blown.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck do you need a cup?! YOU HAVE A FLASK!

8 years ago | Likes 582 Dislikes 3

Stay classy, my friend!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get in the flask!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought about this but when you have a flask and randoms want a drink. Boom. Cup.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See how much your actually drinking so u can space it out and not get to drunk. And idk about u all but it's definitely easier 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To drink vodka through a shot glass then a flask

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because I'm a sophisticated drunk!

8 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 2

Its called whiskey tasting and its classy

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

A flask is the opposite of classy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Are you Randy Marsh? https://imgur.com/LkUpgyy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For company I suppose

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

alcohol disinfects cooties

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Drink from the flask, and don't you dare wipe it first.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If they don't have their own flask are they really the kind of person you would want as company?

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Yes!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn that makes so much more sense than it should

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yay for a non plastic cup! Fuck plastic.

8 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 12

Your non plastic cup is called a "flask".

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

lol ur mom fucks plastic get it? a dildo

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 116

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the sake of your downvotes... are you made of plastic and banging Mom... cause if so, you may be a dildo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Edward Macaroni Fork

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

inb4 v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm fine with it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Nov 22, 2018 11:38 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

may have hit too close to home : (

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It really wasn't a nice one. That joke was executed with the ellegance of a bulldozer in a china shop

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but on purpose.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, it's shit, but /deliberately/"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0