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I want to be that happy too!
Sep 22, 2017 3:01 AM
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Vadar217
I've seen that force choke joke at least 3 different times, each from a different comic
Munchman347
September 24, 'Well now, we didn't say what year, did we? So there!'. Every Doomsday predictor, ever...
UnPunkMonk
I'm holding Christians to Harold Camping's rapture prediction of May 21, 2011. If you're still here, God didn't want you.
jchawks08
Great frickin dump.
Zorrodidnothingwrong
The world cannot end on September 23, my rugby team is playing its first game in the top league after 35 years.
vayxes
Baklava in a balaclava playing a balalaika on lava
FilthAndRuin
#1 please for the love of everything, end.
KraftPunkIsLookingForACheeseWife
mattjuvia13
imherefortheplot
Today I drove behind a car that had the bumper sticker 'but you did die?'. I found it funny for no reason. I liked it.
SlaverHamLincoln
I'd give my left nut for a fresh box of Krispy Cream donuts
Altanese
Nowadays you can just buy them.
UncleBuckFutter
alexzandrabrown9000
Who orders a salad from dominos. Serves them right getting a bug in it. Shame on them
CNNBRFIINF
As an EFL teacher, #1 an be stupefying. But I highly recommend the "History of English" podcast. Very interesting and well-researched
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
[ ] Funny [x] Random [ ] Meme [x] Dump
ChildOfThanatos13
FFS i've hearing that 23 sept prophecy shit since the start of the month from my nutjob religious aunt... cant escape it...
The701
Every time: "Ok, THIS TIME it's really going to happen!"
ChildOfThanatos13
Yep and every time it doesn't happen... "must have been a test to see if we are ready"
UnPunkMonk
"Plague you" and "ague" don't strictly rhyme. The way I usually hear "ague" rhymes with "tag you."
tzxAzrael
i mean it's close enough for cheap poetry though.
thescarby
That headphones guy is *stupid* hot!
AnguavonUberwald
oh my http://gph.is/1MEUglo
sarahmontour
Figures the world is supposed to end the day before my birthday. Smh lol ????
kentnl
So what did they take the photo with in #9 ? They took a camera to the toilet but not a phone? What is wrong with people?
schrodingerscatfood
Because the context has changed, as with most good memes. They’re probably hotel pictures, not boredom home pictures.
Lilshadow48
It is a joke about the random things you do in the bathroom when you forget your phone.
samsonguy920
They obviously finished the art while on the john, but then they went and got the phone when they were done.
kentnl
Before, or after they wiped their ass?
bigbrother
yup
wellthatescalatedquickly
No , Fox4 , don’t participate in that bullshit lmao
tekkblade
#2 the Hibachi's near me throw shrimp not veggies. Same face though.
hereforthebewbs
#5 - real face is
Kasia Szymańska (aka. worldofblond)
Hutchy01
It ain't a rogue planet gonna end the world, Fox. It's your president
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
#1 why my fucking birthday...
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Because fuck you apparently. I'm not saying it- it's the universe.
TheAdventuresofStealy
#25 is genius, how did I not think of that?
melekoftd
Sept 23 U.S. time, right? There's a pattern with all of these prophecies...
The701
And the world ends in little slices as each time zone is taken out in sequence.
Shrike99
Currently the 23rd in Australia. Situation normal:
JonathonJoestar
Uh, the girl from #5 has the face of a ghoul.
hereforthebewbs
I see it too, that's not her eye.
Scenebeanz
saw the same thing. im going crazy. k cool. thanks
tzxAzrael
you can't even see her face. she's looking at the dude. you're looking at the side of her head.
xMrSpazx
anaesthetised2
yup what the hell is going on there - Voldemorts daughter?
SomeRandomNobhead
With an ass like that she can have whatever face she wants.
lazycunt
Youre not crazy!! I had to stare at it for 5 minutes before I actually seen her face!!
Rifneno
biggreencow
https://i.redd.it/04yyrbvwj2zy.jpg
ChestnutCritter
I was gonna comment that! have an upvote
billi0np
the "eye" is just her hair lol took me a while
raidleadergutts
Y'all need some glasses.
evo255x
I stared for a long time and figured it out, that part that looks like her eye is her hair, you can barely see her eye looking at him.
whatkindofdrugsarewetesting
I thought I imagined it. Scary as shit
WantDownvotes
What the fuck is wrong with this womans face
votfgz
she a THOT
tzxAzrael
what's wrong is that you can only barely see the edge of it. she's looking at the dude.
Ilnor
hue smile
Ilnor
huge smile / teeth, me tired
hereforthebewbs
https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c0.95.1080.1080/20839078_167053150524324_1735107920762241024_n.jpg
bigbrother
well I'm not sleeping...
eksism
im not even gonna google how to pronounce "ague" or what it means..
Bosnimf
Dont worry. Imgurians will do it for you. ????
XenoCore
I had more trouble with Britain than ague.
XenoCore
The "mind the latter and how it's spelled" thing really confused me.
InfantCrippler
how do you pronounce poem? po-y-em or pom?
JaymieCakes
Po em
SossidgeRole
bless you
ApotheosisComics
This was my exact thought
CunningLingu1st
If you read it through fluidly it rhymes with the previous phrase
Ichoosehappiness
A huge part of how we know how language has changed over the centuries--different rhyming words at different times in poems.
LiquidLizZard
..or sward
MikeyA15
It's how sword looks but doesn't sound. Sword sounds like sord. Sward sounds like sword.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
It's like "wad" but an S at the start; it's the surface of the soil in grass farming (wheat and stuff).
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
In modern English I guess "sod" probably be used, since it's the surface where grass grows, but that's used for parks and lawn grass.
ZebraCockSandwich
a lot of things just started making sense.
DubhIainn
The poem is actually about 5 times as long, and really whips out some words that make you ponder. Definitely worth a read out loud.
EmphaticOlive
It's really just a bad idea
Bump4EDM
Can you please comment the whole thing?
Bump4EDM
Nevermind I got it http://www.i18nguy.com/chaos.html
inquisitivefluff
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TouchMyInfection
ā-gyoo (n) a fever
sycophant92
Thank you. That's the only one that fucked me up.
sarahmontour
Yaaaassss I got all of them right I’m pretty sure!!
biggreencow
and yet, you said "Yaaaassss"
sarahmontour
Lol ? I can’t use slang/be silly now since I’m able to read the whole list? Fuck off lmfao
ProfDrKoala
Gesundheid
TouchMyInfection
Danke
lonelylinguist
An ague (AY-gyoo, /ˈeɪ.ɡju/) is a fit of fever or shivering. It has a dumb etymology: from French for “acute”, as in “acute fever”. :P
kambojah
So it seems to be pronounced the way people react when they see something nasty on the skin.
CassiusPolybius
"It has a dumb etymology" describes most english words. . .
lonelylinguist
All words, all languages, if you go far enough back. Language is a pile of made-up shit that works just barely well enough to communicate.
LevainAvatar
Corpse and corps? I'm stuck on that one
Kaiotea
So was Obama.
iamthisguy247
First I be is pronounced how it's spelled, the second one the p is silent so it's basically "core". Like Marine Corps.
iamthisguy247
*first one. Not "I be". I don't know wtf that is.
Felderburg
I read it as intended and didn't see the mistake until you pointed it out.
vidmagnuson
You don't think I be, but it do.
DerpNerpem
COTD