It's real!!HAHAHA!!

Aug 21, 2017 2:44 PM

some1inTheWorld

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Downvoting because of Facebook-esque title

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r/comedycemetery

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what?

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Or laugh.

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The number of times I have to say what? To Indian technicians at work is just... fml.

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What?

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And the other person gets mad but really it's their fault they sound like dumbass

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"You're going to have to speak louder/enunciate/slow down for me to understand you." -Me, many times. I ain't got time for that crap.

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I say pardon twice, then I always, ALWAYS make the mistake of apologizing and saying "one more time please" After that theres nowhere to go.

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holy shit this is such a facebook meme

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Every time I ask someone to speak up, they either speak at the same level or get quieter.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Then get angry when you say it again and scream it.

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Sam Jackson/Lil John/Stone Cold.gif

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What?

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Me.... This meme is me everyday

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As I've gotten older I find myself saying "Sorry, I have no fucking idea what you're saying." far more often than ever before.

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Smile

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I know people who say what to anything, so I say que.

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Sometimes I just do a little laugh and then it turns out to be a question, so they're just standing there waiting for an answer.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I've done that too. Sometimes I remember the incident when i'm trying to fall asleep. Makes me cringe harder than anything.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Audiobooks and podcasts help me not to think when I try to sleep.

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"I can't hear you." "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?" "Explain." "Could you elaborate?"

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That tree is far away

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I quit trying to be nice. I just tell them I do not understand right up front.

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I give up after the second time. Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave...

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When this happens on the phone, I tell them I can barely hear them, wait a moment to simulate going to a better area and then ask them to 1/

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repeat everything they just said. 2/2

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It's the only way I've been able to get anyone to agree to sex.

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What?

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What?!

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WHAT

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Oh yeah of cause

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I have difficulty with certain accents. If I had a top 10 list of phrases most commonly said at work "I'm sorry. What?" would be #2.

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What is the #1 then? "Next order, please?"

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No its "Dammit". Last time I worked in food service was in college in the 90s

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"turn your head and cough"

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i smell fire

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I love how Scottish people sound, but that can be one of the most difficult accents to understand.

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I don't run into that one very often. Usually its South American, Middle Eastern, and Eastern Europe (most difficult one).

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Scottish is worse than any of those to me. Eastern European is easy by now, but scots are always a nightmare

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Last Scott we had I had no problem understanding him. Everyone else did tho. He was funny.

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You really work with a variety of accents! What kind of work is it if you don't mind me asking?

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I work at a CDL school. We get people from everywhere.

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south american is the ugliest, but not that bad to understand

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