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Creepiest looking guy I've ever seen in our government.
Nov 4, 2025 3:01 PM
karlfrack
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Creepiest looking guy I've ever seen in our government.
VictusVonGuyver
Dude is just another Mitch McConnell but less turtleman.
Rijacki
For a change, the added music in the background is apt and thankfully low enough volume to not obscure most of the content.
n3ckr0mantic
Oh a question I dont want to answer? I dont know. I didnt see the clip. I didnt hear the comment. I dont know the man. I didnt watch the announcement.
Since when does that matter? Since when is that an acceptable defense? Thats grade-school childhood defensiveness. If you dont know, didnt see, didnt hear; then you're more of a failure, not less culpable.
defaultname365
I just realized he looks like Pinocchio. Very fitting for his character.
joechristo
you're in charge Grindr boy, that statement isnt cutting it anymore. You supposedly What porn sites was your son on yesterday.
tidepool
That stupid slut Mike Johnson needs to be removed as SOTH immediately.
GreenMnM
I case you haven't noticed I've been very busy.
What he really means is, my nazi wannabe dickkktater boss is a complete piece of shit and loves to destroy anything and everything that they deem a "threat" to their power or profits. My job is just to stonewall as many people as possible and to ensure the dems do not get sworn in so they can vote to release the epstein files
azazyel
"Are you incompetent or just have an incompetent staff, not be informed what the President has said on national TV?" Ask this please
Bojovnik84
Since there is no legal ramifications for lying, he'll just do this until he gets removed. A judge needs to force Grijalva to be appointed, so he can't stall on that anymore and then they need to vote to remove him as speaker.
Hovencl00f
Both a Fundie AND a Toady!
statingtheobvious1
I know this show, “Hogans Heroes “. Isn’t this the Nazi guy Shultz? “I know nothing!”
invaderjak
Who had "Return of the Know-Nothings" on their 2025 bingo card?
bad1080
erik70h0
He's lying through his teeth. You can tell cos every time he does, he looks away from people and down
Rijacki
All in an attempt to retain "plausible deniability". His smirk when he says "I don't know" is nuts.
Fargus57
Mike Johnson selfie:
AlmostClever
He's too busy monitoring the porn accountability app he shares with his son.
GrumpyMe
Lying POS! Did ya hear that?
Comet260
Gods, I hate his smirk.
PrayToCrom
Lies, ignorance, dumbness...
ImHereToGetDownvotes
How someone can call themselves a "man of faith" and be so devoid of morals shows me just what religion is in the US.
rubypilgrim
I have no idea what I'm doing!?! What are all these buttons? What do they do? What are all these lights and why are they all blinking red? I don't know! Does anybody know?? And this! What is this thing? I've not heard or looked into any of the details of this at all, I can't make any comments, I don't know aaaaannnnyyyythiinnng but I'm in charge we have everything under control, it's the Democrats at fault here...
Rapbot20
They work so hard he says....with a paid month off work
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"I'm too busy doing my job, to do my job!"
salamander318
I'm too busy avoiding my job, to do my job!" FTFY
BronyDanza
WoodORama
I know that...I...I...I can't believe you think I don't know that...
Maverickaura
Good ol Know-nothin' Johnson.
Aimlockbelch
trump’s little Johnson
sindail
circlebreaker
Funkman418
WHAT A WORTHLESS PEDOPHILE SUPPORTING PIG
boxbackknitties
I'm just the speaker of the house. Nobody tells me anything!
xj4low
Does he just sit in his office all day staring at the wall?
Me1iss0
He is way too high on the list of presidential replacements for my comfort, especially given how Trump is so old/unhealthy and Vance is the new Charlie Kirk.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
I don't read the news, I don't watch TV. I'm too busy managing the legislative process of a country whose current events and political affairs are completely unbeknownst to me.
arcontos
but boy howdy do me and my child share some raunchy porn together!
davethomasofwendys
When is someone who interviews him going to point out that he is 3rd in line of succession.
How is he able to be in that position when is not able to stay up to date with information or process it on the fly without completely shutting it down until later?
What the hell people?
This is nuts we are accepting this.
77hnx994wv10
Apparently nobody tells the president anything before he issues a pardon either
lackinglife
Creepiest dude? Have you not seen miller?
nation543
That mother fucker is only 40 years old. You have to say/do/believe some fucking horrendous shit (or be a blonde woman with a cross) to get into Trump's cabinet if you're younger than 50-60.
karlfrack
OOOPS Good call. I meant "Elected"
FRIENDisCHUMisBAIT
Comet260
Miller is not human. He was created in a Nazi lab and foisted on us.
MeeseOnABeam
hey now, he had a brief stint trying to strangle prostitutes
Comet260
But he wasn't strong enough.